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Getcher nukular GM apocalyptic singularity tropical fish rightchere!

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Matthew SturgesPerson was signed in when posted
06-20-2003
09:12 AM ET (US)
This is all well and good, but when your little glowing fish is accidentally exposed to gamma radiation and turns into a 20-foot glowing monstrosity that bellows with rage and destroys your home, don't say you weren't warned.
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AndaePerson was signed in when posted
06-20-2003
03:51 AM ET (US)
Fluorescence <> bioluminescence.
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erniePerson was signed in when posted
06-20-2003
01:16 AM ET (US)
Bah, I don't need no stinkin' GM to make my pickles glow!
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adpskPerson was signed in when posted
06-19-2003
08:33 PM ET (US)
If you think glowing zebrafish are cool, how about a glowing rabbit or xmas tree you don't have to plug in...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/genes/gene_sa...wing_gallery2.shtml
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ahaPerson was signed in when posted
06-19-2003
08:10 PM ET (US)
All of the other Night Pearls
will prolly laugh and call him names.

Top Ten Uses for Bioluminescent Genes:
10. Glowing fish
 9. Fluorescent cat moggy-slobber
 8. Spliced with caffeine for visual buzz
 7. Identifying terrorists who are not swarthy
 6. Day-glo broccoli & spinach for kids
 5. Turn-signal ears
 4. Cool hair, cooler tattoos
 3. Scrolling forehead messages
 2. E.T. index fingers for menus, phonebooks...
 ...and the all-time best use for bioluminescent genes is...
(drum roll crescendo)
 1. Eyeballs that light up and melt when viewing copyright violations!!
 ***cymbal clash***
Edited 06-20-2003 05:30 PM
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Kickstart70Person was signed in when posted
06-19-2003
07:56 PM ET (US)
Your logic doesn't flow.
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Eli the BeardedPerson was signed in when posted
06-19-2003
07:31 PM ET (US)
No longer do you need to have an aquarium light.

But fish that glow use more calories, so they are likely to
be more sensitive to problems.

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