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Postal Clerk Discussions

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postalvet
09-24-2018
06:32 PM ET (US)
looks like Tom is going to have to ban the fakers!
20321
X–stew
09-08-2018
10:55 PM ET (US)
The Union Dog

Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were.

The first was an engineer and said his dog was named T-square and he could do math calculations. He told his dog to get some paper and draw a square, a circle, and a triangle, which the dog did easily.

The accountant said that his dog was better. He told his dog, Slide Rule, to fetch a dozen cookies and divide them into piles of three which he did with no problem.

The chemist said that was good but he felt his dog could do better. His dog, Measure, was told to get a quart of milk and pour seven ounces into a ten ounce glass. The dog did this with no problem.

All three men agreed this was very good and their dogs were equally smart. They turned to the last man, a union worker, and asked what his dog could do.

The union worker called his dog, Coffee Break, and said " Show the fellas what you can do." Coffee Break went over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, shit on the paper, screwed the other dogs and claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance for unsafe working conditions, applied for Workman's Compensation and went home on sick leave.
20320
X–stew
09-08-2018
10:43 PM ET (US)

shrimp
20319
X–stew
09-05-2018
12:03 AM ET (US)
How do you interpret this nonsense :

"Both must be on the rolls so no retirees."

IS he really think the OP was that stupid to gave that ludicrous advice?
20318
RIKSNY
09-04-2018
11:56 PM ET (US)
I mean, who thinks there is a Carribeab District, but I notice nobody took him up on that.
20317
RIKSNY
09-04-2018
11:54 PM ET (US)
Nobody but you thinks that. You are misreading an infelicitously worded post.
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RIKSNY
09-04-2018
09:08 PM ET (US)
Bless you, you sorry impostor.
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20312
RIKSNY
09-04-2018
08:03 PM ET (US)
I read it as being directed to people who would like to transfer to PR and retire there.
20311
X-stew
09-04-2018
07:42 PM ET (US)
Sticks and stones little one. Sticks and stones.

Ponder this though. What sort of dope claims retirees can mutually swap jobs when retirees have no seniority to swap?
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20309
X-stew
09-04-2018
06:22 PM ET (US)
Another fake name. More fake info.
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20305
X-stew
09-04-2018
05:03 PM ET (US)
Tell me you're not using government computer for private work? Big no no.

Both must be on the rolls so no retirees. And you must post your seniority since both will end up with that date.

Finally if you get no nibbles here, search out the clerk swap board. Good luck.
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