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Bill the SplutPerson was signed in when posted
06-28-2021
01:44 AM ET (US)
Yeltsin would be vodka and beets.

Trump? Hair spray, body spray paint, Big Macs, insanity, bloody hands?

"Smell of Yeltsin" shall sell swell! But every Russian would just have to buy--literally, HAVE to buy--"The Pores of Putin," which smells like sweat, horse sweat, horse manure, and polonium-110.
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Kirk
06-27-2021
11:48 PM ET (US)
Re: what does Trump smell like...
I always wondered about the same thing for Boris Yeltsin, for some reason. Wanted to name a band "The Smell of Boris Yeltsin"
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Kirk
06-16-2021
10:57 AM ET (US)
"Cursed & Cringe Food Parodies That Thankfully Aren't Real" - Strong Wacky Packages energy with that.

Kirk is always at risk for being "Kurt". Much more often "Israel" folds into "Isreal" because of the phonetics.

Luckily, "Ha, more like Kirk Is NOT Real" falls a bit flat.
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Bill the SplutPerson was signed in when posted
06-13-2021
10:39 PM ET (US)
Fal:
The comment saying "Spam" did not get flagged as spam.
Edited 06-13-2021 10:39 PM
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Fal
06-13-2021
10:02 PM ET (US)
I could make a comment about Spam if you'd like?
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Bill the SplutPerson was signed in when posted
06-12-2021
02:07 AM ET (US)
(rant to gmail and also test to see what happens)
DAMMIT GMAIL, STOP FLAGGING EVERY COMMENT HERE AS SP&M!
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Bill the SplutPerson was signed in when posted
06-12-2021
02:00 AM ET (US)
A week after being asst mgr at K-B Toys, I was handing out paychecks. "Paula Wheeler...Angel Torres...Alita--Mahadacon? Was I even close?"
She said "OMG, you're the first person to ever get my name right!!"
I asked "Is that a Filipino name?"
"YES! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!"
(shrugs) "I read a lot about WWII. The Philippines were very important. Your name sounded...Filipino."
We became good friends.
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Lilly
06-11-2021
12:01 PM ET (US)
If my first name doesn't get screwed up, then it's one or both of my double-barreled surname. If someone actually pronounces all three of my names correctly, I usually thank and congratulate them.
Edited 06-11-2021 12:01 PM
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Fal
06-06-2021
05:05 PM ET (US)
I'm Pfizer but I didn't really like hugs that much even before the plague, but general internet hugs that don't actually require contact are good 😂
1702
Lilly
06-04-2021
11:25 AM ET (US)
I'm a Moderna bitch. {{internet hugs}}
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Bill the SplutPerson was signed in when posted
06-01-2021
09:09 PM ET (US)
Fal: Hugs are a thing again. I hugged my Mom today!
Internet hugs are welcome, but only if you've been vaxxed. (injects MalwareBytes)
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Kirk
06-01-2021
01:53 PM ET (US)
Glad to hear you are muddling through, Bill, and a few of the turns are going your way and you're able to plow through the rest.
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Fal
05-30-2021
05:17 PM ET (US)
General internet best wishes! I'm glad the stairs-and-sitting went well. I don't even know if hugs are a thing anymore, are hugs a thing? Would you like internet hugs?
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Fal
05-23-2021
07:18 PM ET (US)
I'm so sorry to hear about Byron. He was amazing and delightful and had absolutely a fantastic amount of toes <3
1697
Kirk
05-23-2021
12:18 AM ET (US)
Oh so so sorry to hear Bill
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ZefielPerson was signed in when posted
05-19-2021
05:38 PM ET (US)
sending best wishes to both Bill and Byron u.u
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