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Gilberto
01-26-2020
03:53 AM ET (US)
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Adalia
12-08-2004
11:33 PM ET (US)
If you're interested in any kind of scientist, I exist. I also happen to be Australian, so if you have trouble controlling us more distant countries... can I assassinate our prime minister and take charge?
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The Baron
12-23-2003
08:57 PM ET (US)
You know what would look really good on that aircraft carrier? Concorde.
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Jon H
12-23-2003
02:39 PM ET (US)
The outfit that's auctioning the carrier is also selling some Russian T-72 tanks. Just the thing for the Evil Overlord who needs to run down to the store for a 2AM ice cream run.
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Alan Bostick
12-23-2003
01:50 AM ET (US)
Atolls are no damn good atoll^h^h^h^h^h^h. They're flat, see, without any volcanic mountains shaped even remotely like a skull.
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Dave Bell
12-22-2003
05:29 PM ET (US)
It's a bit small.

And those steam turbines are what the local Vicar would describe as "knackered".

Besides, as we all know, you can only fit a space-drive to a battleship.
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David Bilek
12-22-2003
01:39 PM ET (US)
I'll go halvsies on the carrier if you want, Charlie. But I get to wear a hat like H. Nelson and be called "Admiral".
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DopPerson was signed in when posted
12-22-2003
04:39 AM ET (US)
If the Evil Overlord wants to buy Harriers, I'll sign up to join Evil Squadron. It'd be a bit of a learning curve, I grant you, but Mmmmmmm... Harriers.....
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Charlie StrossPerson was signed in when posted
12-21-2003
04:16 PM ET (US)
Well, the current HMS Vengeance is both nuclear powered and nuclear armed. But that's another species of warship ...
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Dwight Nukem
12-21-2003
03:56 PM ET (US)
If its not nuclear powered, it's shite.
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DM
11-12-2003
10:15 PM ET (US)
It obviously escaped your attention that the Lunar mass Driver is based upon the Moon, making your recomendation rather redundant. Not to mention the fact that the Inflatable Lair provides no protction from radiation, heat or cold, making it absolutely unsuitable for a MoonBase.

Just think of what would happen during a meteor impact?

I suppose I could find it in my shriveled, blackened little heart to forgive this oversight on your behalf, but...

You called me a Republican.

You shouldn't have done that.

You should expect my mutant minions to be stopping by shortly to collect your liver. Please try to die as quietly as possible; I won't be there to hear your screams of pain, and I'd hate to miss them.
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