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xradiographerPerson was signed in when posted
09-11-2003
04:28 PM ET (US)
/m6 Man, I thought you were serious. I was so totally dissed by your refusal of my generous $0.36 (American!!!) offer. OMG! I felt so invalidated.


Of course, the total smackdown of my Tripod account at various times today was a bit of a re-validator.

So, how 'bout it, hunh? hunh? Does Declan have a shot of you in an umbrella hat, hunh? hunh?
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NebulinaPerson was signed in when posted
09-10-2003
10:34 PM ET (US)
Here is my addition to the Chilean "Socialist Internet" boing boing post: http://www.quicktopic.com/boing/H/jwkUPgChAPe
It consisted of me offering a bucketload of stone-cold facts about ClA meddling in the National affairs of Chile, which resulted in the Pinochet regime, a regime of death-squads, torture, and tyrrany. Okay, maybe the facts are more coal-hot than stone-cold for anyone with a friggin conscience.

Anyway, I went to http://www.rotten.com figuring I'd do a search for Pinochet's work, but alas, no search utility. I half expected something like the scales of evil found at Cliff Pickover's website http://sprott.physics.wisc.edu/pickover/good.html
only with more pictures to show Pinochet's ugly handiwork.
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Bubblegumwrapper
09-10-2003
05:02 PM ET (US)
Macki, you whore... :-)
Edited 09-10-2003 05:03 PM
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MackiPerson was signed in when posted
09-10-2003
02:25 PM ET (US)
/m3 nah xradiographer, go ahead... narc on my joke.. that's cool :)
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gay4pay
09-10-2003
01:46 AM ET (US)
i will send you $1000 from my gaypal account in nigeria. this is urgent. Former Prime Minister Mgabwe Mtumbajamba's ex-wife Queen Latifah just needs three segments of your bird genome to complete this e-z transaction- HOT GIRL ON GIRL ACTION!!!
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Chris JohnsonPerson was signed in when posted
09-10-2003
01:19 AM ET (US)
Ha! Every so often I'm reminded how different American humour (or "humor") is to the rest of the world.
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xradiographerPerson was signed in when posted
09-10-2003
12:23 AM ET (US)
Dear Michael,


This email confirms that Mike Schaffer has denied the $0.36 you sent and no money has been transferred from your PayPal account.

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previous post of complete PayPal message deleted by topic administrator. ???????
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whytheluckystiffPerson was signed in when posted
09-09-2003
09:56 PM ET (US)

the ________!


a ____!


easy directions:
to make things easier for yourself, add to your host file this one line of 65.125.236.166 _____.___. five underscores dot three underscores. (pronounced like a wind blowing (or radio (...) losing its only comforting whistle).) then use http://_____.___/ and i don't know why i'm writing this, but i had a twin brother who did the same thing and he made it actually.

harder directions:
yes, i will print imaginary news, as long as you have a legitimate source. blood relatives do not count. i mean: celebs, lot techs, innkeepers, anyone answering an 1-800 (not 1-888), and well-groomed bystanders whom you chance to encounter in erotic fantasies. (my basic rule is: fantasy football does not count as an erotic fantasy (unless an audible is called) which can't happen.) no leeching. please only telnet:// style of links. please no more pictures of the man's thumb.


he's an importer exporter
embodied the spirit of the latex industry. the serenity now. and now he has become the archetypical male in technical documentation.

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grouchy boys engender Cute Dictatorships
in the war room. on the street. possession of public transportation. rise to dominance.

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PWPHN!CX
idiot sucker that i am. stumbled on previous years of 1 and 2 abridged english (sms) poetry. the authors txt the message to 07786 207 207 and just let it go.
Wen d lunarmodule /
lifted off /
it lft behind: /
boots / backpacks /
mt f%d packages /
bags ful of urine /
n 1 **== /
(which fell over)

now i'm having fun converting stephen crane poetry. i get sick of typing this stuff longhand.
A LernD mang came 2 me 1ce.
He sed, "I knO d way, -- cum."
& I wz overjoyed @ DIS.
2geder we hastened.
s%n, too s%n, wer we
whr my eyes wer useless,
& I knew not d ways of my feet.
I clung 2 d h& of my frNd;
bt @ last he cried, "I M 404."


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don't spin a top when you are like this
so we're all getting worked up about the bords being down. that's fine. it's late. we're all tired. but there's no excuse for all this infighting. i mean we're worse than the tourrettes message board.

tell ya what. i think what might help all of us relax a bit is to learn some of these lines that cops use on criminals. these are the sorts of things that xeni and cory could say to some of these offenders. zeni's already pretty good at comebacks. she has these really good self-deprecating ones.

cory tends to just say whatever. maybe a joke about a thin man or something really light. most times he's eating a small side salad and can't really bother.

i actually think the "Sorry, the topic you're looking for has been deleted by its creator." comeback is pretty damn funny, too. i mean it's nothing to open a cold one over, but you know: that's the stuff.

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such as are casually standing in our gums
teach those attentive small ones in your mouth to respect the six apostles. let us leave the seventh. he has long gone and dwelt in a carnaval de fruta, his passions held fast by a hiccup bubble.

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           we want a tambourine!
                 /
                |     we want all a tambourine!
                |      /
                \__  |
              /  o o \__/\__/\_
            /.           \ o o \____
             /'      ----/          \
     ______ /  '    / /.\\   #------/
             /     /        /     \\
                   /       ///
            /so               \
                 /\   \me time\\..
             /pp/  \s these pictur\\
            /es/   \don't w\ \ork out\
           ***      *** right but i
             think this time
                they did
                  ooo o
                   oo
                  o
               o
            {o}
             ^

Thanks, Little Monster Angel!

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we've walked that concourse, we've held that giraffe
i need to hire extra help to cover the animorph movement. don't get near me if all you've got is the pictures of the bands with the goat/dog/wolf costumes. of course, who doesn't. but i've also got the pictures of the heaps of kids (in cat suits) who watch these bands and sit on the floor, grooming each other and reading the animorph books. and that entire construction team that works in cat suits. this is all pretty standard fare.

i have no clue how they're all staying alive without kandrona rays, however.

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thrive(live!)
as i've mentioned in personal correspondence, my sister is working on getting a grant from the government which will fund a project to decorate buildings with beautiful people. elegant individuals from a broad range of lifestyles and cultures will be paid to mingle in the crowds, to dance randomly, and (if they are acrobatic) to interact with the building's architecture directly. they will roam the city, as a troupe, spreading their wonderous energy and arousing citizens.

the idea is called Thrive(Live!) and consists of three primary cross-sections of peopledancers:
  • TenKey: patted-down business attire, representing the blue-collar, with clerical work at the forefront. usually walking with a brisk gait in square or angled patterns. occassional brigade of Women Measuring Things. boomerang throwing at 3 pm.
  • Poison on Rye: sexy, off-kilt, heavily saturated, jamaicans in tank tops/mesh shirts. mallwalkers. fat brazilian men cradling white septuplets. some Very Tan and Elderly. a jungle of flesh. allowed to use smoke bombs in the library. a morning show in which they all wear coordinated t-shirts and Keds.
  • IZap21Times: robotica, velvet outfits which enforce martial law and read from long scrolls written in HTML code and use plexiglass emoticons. sheep with emoticons sheared. bird beaks stuck in emoticon-shaped six-pack holders.

oh and she still needs someone to write the variations on our main song which incorporates repetitions of the words: Thrive, Live!, along with some references to possible sponsors: Frito-Lay or Pepsi. although, there is worry that Pepsi may fork off their own independent, commercially-funded group of similiar campaign.

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sherman-mccoy? Has he written you or prevailed upon you in ANY WAY such as I have?

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shocking breakfast-man-inside final newsletter
i am horrified. i had no idea what i was being signed up for. this is generating a lot of talk, but it's going to be awhile before anyone can even talk about how to start beginning to cope.

Dear Breakfast-Man-ites, All of Us:

Sorry to interrupt your otherwise pleasant morning. I know how delicate these things can be.

Yesterday one of our employees sent out an alarming message to all of our users indicating that their accounts were expiring. If you haven't recevied an e-mail with such verbage, brace yourself for the experience. Many of our customers in good standing (some who have kept the Breakfast-Man inside with us for nearly a quarter-decade) were alarmed, frustrated, demeaned and downtrodden by news of this action by BMI.

This action is irreparable. I cannot just put my mouth on the entire internet and suck the bad news back into my esophagus so it can safely explode within the confines of my stomach. I cannot do this, though I have every inclination, every carnal instinct, to do so.

I have felt your toils. I have toiled right there with the best of them. When I heard the news, I had my secretary (you know him as Steady Eddie)-- I had Steady Eddie laserprint me a list of all of you customers. Then, I stood at my vast windows, overlooking the branmarts and the smoky pylons of the city, and I read each of your names, out loud, so I could hear each name pop out of me and know the magnitude of what had just happened.

I realize that this is the end of our Breakfast-Man-Inside Club. I will not make any effort today to deny the penalty of this harsh, very difficult, very harsh, very deliberate action by our company. By we who have long been comrades-in-arms.

At any rate, I cannot say that I have been completely faithful to this organization. A year after I started the Breakfast-Man-Inside club (then known as the Cult of Waffles Within), I began trading briefcases with other like-minded businessmen during the day. We would meet without speaking and knowingly flash our eyes at each other, discreetly trade our briefcases, walk away calmly. Then, once out of site, gallop back to our credenzas to see what was in the briefcase.

As the circle grew larger, so did the addiction. I have seen too much inside those briefcases to continue to pretend that I have kept my Breakfast-Man inside. One day, in June of last year, I let my Breakfast-Man out through a cavity I bore in my abdomen. I placed him in one of those briefcases that is now travelling the globe, amongst the businessmen of the High Velocity Attache Swapping Conduit. I let him out and I loved it.

So I say to you: farewell. Thank you for letting me be to us an icon of our joint inner suppressions.

Stevie Mondragon
President and CXO, Breakfast-Man-Inside Club


Raisins and milk, raisins and milk
If you're Zachary Taylor, it goes down like silk.

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posted by why at 4:53 AM | permalink


in a year of great and accomplished talking
quit complaining about my broken links! what do you expect from /m1? this thing isn't full-fledged. it's a deserted closet. i've got a spinning tie rack philliping my nose. soon the article that links this thread, which ensures our livelihood here, will be archived and buried. but who says coffindwellers can't be busy? who says windowwellers can't forecast from behind corrugated metal?

keep em coming, america morgan fairchild.

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posted by why at 4:10 AM | permalink


stop that (whatever)
with friends like this, who needs a correctional officer? you just don't smile like that unless you have an electric baton and direct access to the ribcage like so.

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posted by why at 12:37 AM | permalink


wha* -- exp* -- ?
cylipso, you're going to have to resend. i got the Breakfast-Man-Inside Club membership, but they expired me.
*** YOUR ACCOUNT IS EXPIRING ***
Account Code: ES4-7979
Customer: why the lucky stiff
Address: 4 Triad, Suite 500
         SLC, Ut 84018
Sex: Male
Strength: 40
Charisma: 12
Location of Customer's Breakfast-Man: Inside
*** END CONFIDENTAL ***
Note; This tranmission contains confidental data. Should this notice be received by a third party not involved with the Breakfast-Man-Inside Club or affiliates of the Perfect Food Encounters, Inc., please dispose of sections of this transmission within the asterisked portions. Any persons not respecting the asterisked boundaries and the portions must report immediately to a local Breakfast-Man-Inside satellite workstation and provide a full confession to an onsite technician. The technician will listen cooperatively and will exercise wanton forgiveness until the time your confession is complete, at which time he will take opportunity to bite your neck and suck the breakfast matter from its pores.
Our professionals are trained and qualified to do this by virtue of a twelve month training program, hosted by a grinning and feverish Michael Caine.
To reactivate your account, please see an onside technician.


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posted by why at 11:45 AM | permalink


he's so careful
an excerpt from The Duke of Legoland (juggling, followed by cloudburst):
Then ameoba can be mined for gold, copper, many substances which we prize and many of the substances that comprise federal boomerangs. The trick is injecting the mineshaft. Careful. There, there, (a pause) ease it. Quite an ordeal, the syringes they come out with these days. Small as an angel's wrist, but how must it look to these little microbes. Little entrepreneurs unawares.

robbing the small to feed the big. they don't stand a chance. flagellum has got to give away all your body language during negotiations.

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 posted by why at 8:59 AM | permalink


speaking as if to hold on
thinkquest archivists have stumbled upon an empassioned letter from (what can only be) justin timberlake's sister. she does not want him cloned. mr. saturn gave his full support, crying out in behalf of headless people, a sect oft targeted for replication. cells animals and all that crap. (Thanks, Brent!)

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posted by why at 7:28 AM | permalink


this one's from the ocean
jason topps from pinchford alabama asks:
It looks like sharks are smiling. Are sharks smiling?

Scientists have often warned us of reading too much into an animal's expression. In doing so, we anthropomorphize animals and it detrimentally affects the outcome of our scientific work. Sharkologists are expressly warned not to smile back.

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posted by why at 6:19 AM | permalink


geez people
ooo, i have a taker. rachel meyer who sends a trilobite with a cork nose. from her:
I am filming a claymation movie in which an orphan is looking for refuge from an abusive guardian. A large bird flaps down and hides the orphan under his wing. It's perfectly sentimental, but I can't stir up a conclusion. I already started going down the road where the boy makes a harness for the bird and teaches the bird to breathe fire and they attack the world. Animating clay fires is exhausting work and my fingers are slanting. How to end, without ending my life...

am i supposed to answer this? i don't give advice. not sure what to do.

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posted by why at 5:11 AM | permalink


not and because
if you're looking for more of a bargain, i am selling space in this message. send me one caterpillar that has a battery glued to its back as payment. i'll edit this message with you r very own entries listed in the space above. i will also send you a silver comb that has been in the family for ages.

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 posted by why at 2:55 PM | permalink
Edited 09-19-2003 02:28 PM