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Boss BasherPerson was signed in when posted
09-06-2017
01:34 PM ET (US)
Some interesting and factual Overviews, about Disability in USPS

http://uspsdisabilityretirement.com/tag/fu...s-postal-employees/
56720
Boss BasherPerson was signed in when posted
09-06-2017
01:27 PM ET (US)
/m56719 Interesting. USPS would benefit greatly, by reducing the number of Seasoned Employees via EOs, but the number affected would have to be far more than the "600-4,000" mentioned in the article, for it to be work the while. Many in USPS's workforce would take the Bait and retire if OPM (or rather, USPS) would let them - but I doubt the standard Offer of leaving 5 years early, WITH PENALTIES applying, would generate the interest necessary. Offer them a 5/5/& 25K and see what happens. I'd bet 50,000 would go.
56719
82% RetiredPerson was signed in when posted
09-06-2017
04:27 AM ET (US)
From Government Executive Magazine. A usually reliable source.

http://www.govexec.com/pay-benefits/2017/0...thority-yet/137667/
56718
Boss BasherPerson was signed in when posted
09-06-2017
12:21 AM ET (US)
Surprise! Removal!
56717
RockinjerPerson was signed in when posted
09-04-2017
10:05 AM ET (US)
/m56715 We can only hope.
56716
Hannah BlectorPerson was signed in when posted
09-04-2017
01:24 AM ET (US)
Yes, if you were expecting an early out. lol
56715
Lance LimboPerson was signed in when posted
09-03-2017
11:32 PM ET (US)
So here we are less than a month from the end of fiscal year 2017. Will there be a surprise awaiting the next fiscal year?
56714
Boss BasherPerson was signed in when posted
08-26-2017
12:41 AM ET (US)
I thought about getting a Voodoo Doll, for former Supervisors. Put a pin in, where it says: "Explosive Diarrhea, with Prolapsed Anus"...
56713
Lance LimboPerson was signed in when posted
08-25-2017
05:40 PM ET (US)
Inappropriate maybe - but I'm in the stuck status. Can't afford the penalties. Maybe Dr Harris will come through. :))
56712
X-stewPerson was signed in when posted
08-24-2017
11:34 AM ET (US)
/m56708 Reminds me of those ads for lo-cal chips years back---ALESTRA?. One of the downsides to eating them was 'anal leakage'. Just a memory today I think.
56711
Hannah BlectorPerson was signed in when posted
08-24-2017
11:20 AM ET (US)
/m56710 Early out for clerks because of their pain??!! Sounds like a real quack! And this is coming from someone who was a clerk longer than I have been a carrier.

Lance, buddy, in all your crying for an early out I guess I did not notice that you are a clerk. Now your whining really seems inappropriate.
56710
Lance LimboPerson was signed in when posted
08-24-2017
12:19 AM ET (US)
Dr Harris has prescribed an early out for clerks so that their pain can subside and life will become rewarding and overjoyous.
56709
Reality checkPerson was signed in when posted
08-16-2017
10:32 PM ET (US)
/m56708 Lol! I recommend Dr. Harris employ area reps. That could meet you on your route. Example; Supervisor rides your ass a bit much one day, and you need a double dose of anti-anxiety meds. Simply text the rep. What you need, and where to meet you.
56708
Hannah BlectorPerson was signed in when posted
08-16-2017
10:26 PM ET (US)
Rectal tearing. Hallucinations. Alcohol poisoning. Drug addiction. Clerk envy. Rural carrier envy. Janitor envy. Supervisor..oh, wait, I covered that before.
56707
Hannah BlectorPerson was signed in when posted
08-16-2017
10:21 PM ET (US)
/m56706 Don't forget homicidal and suicidal ideations.
56706
Reality checkPerson was signed in when posted
08-16-2017
09:42 PM ET (US)
Dr. Harris would do very well peddling his pharmaceutical warehouse of goods, to the carrier craft.

CHRONIC PAIN (all sorts)
RHEUMATOID ARTHRITIS
ANXIETY
DEPRESSION
INSOMNIA


All of the above, run rampant in the carrier craft.
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