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1704
DOMINIC
11-03-2010
06:46 PM ET (US)
1st post since Jan 2010? Que jodidos estan los Tepeji gangers
1703
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
01-06-2010
08:07 PM ET (US)
Scott, just read where that went into effect. Man, bro, I feel your pain paying 28 percent more on beer! Unbelievable! Now Mexicans are going to start smuggling beer south of the border.
1702
Scott
09-09-2009
06:25 PM ET (US)
En cerveza se propone incrementar a la tasa del impuesto especial un 28% en 2010, 2011 y 2012, y reducirla a 27% en 2013 y 25% en 2014.

Ya no se puede chupar chelas!!!!
1701
ScottM
08-05-2009
04:19 PM ET (US)
Now tht i need a job and I am all day on the f web Webeando this thing dies.

Saludos,
S
email me at slmacias@hotmail
1700
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
08-03-2009
08:29 PM ET (US)
Estoy aqui. The Tepeji Gang has petered out!
1699
Scott M
05-12-2009
04:19 PM ET (US)
Anyone home? Did the Pig give you a cold?
1698
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
05-01-2009
04:32 PM ET (US)
Where is everyone? :)
1697
Scott Macias
03-20-2009
04:19 PM ET (US)
Dedes... I got a gig as consultant for a Leasing company... Any leads for public companies wanting to lease?

Call me if you do.
S
1696
Scott Macias
03-20-2009
04:10 PM ET (US)
"They Are Stealing! Stop Them From Stealing!" http://larouchepac.com/node/9650.

Guys, still looking for work! Ha!
1695
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
01-20-2009
08:33 PM ET (US)
one of the best days ever...sure, bush is out...sure, obama is in...

but this is the real good news:

http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm

ciao, raza
1694
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
01-20-2009
08:08 PM ET (US)
pretty funny...as one of the comments says, should have tried for the menage a trois...

saludos, cabrones...
1693
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
01-19-2009
09:00 AM ET (US)
Dang, she is GOOD!
1692
DOMINIC
01-12-2009
11:43 PM ET (US)
This is very goood
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OTTNeEXrQc&feature=related
1691
DOMINIC
01-06-2009
11:53 PM ET (US)
Great video! I saw AC/DC about 3 weeks ago and it was probably the best show I have since 1981 when I saw them in LA in the Back In Black Tour. If anyone has the chance, go check them out. The new album is addictive.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
01-06-2009
11:03 PM ET (US)
13 million viewers of Highway to Hell!

Scott, well I wish a better finish if that's the case and may all the Tepeji Gang get laid more in 2009!
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Scott M
01-06-2009
08:20 PM ET (US)
Que honda cabrones.....

I wish you all a very productive 2009... Mine did not start too good... but well I will make it better...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erJc4dzZ3IA
1688
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
12-24-2008
05:28 PM ET (US)
Feliz Navidad Cabrones!
1687
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
12-07-2008
01:35 PM ET (US)
Donde estan?
1686
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
10-25-2008
07:07 PM ET (US)
Oh my GOD! Raz, too pinche funny man :)
1685
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
10-21-2008
08:40 PM ET (US)
brutal - http://imagebot.org/debate.jpg

saludos, cabrones...
1684
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
10-14-2008
06:21 PM ET (US)
Wooohooo! PARTY IN CABO!!!
1683
DOMINIC
10-10-2008
04:43 PM ET (US)
I will wait for anyone in Austin any time, for now, I am at Sammy's BDay party, greetings from Da Cabo Wabo!
1682
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
10-10-2008
02:06 PM ET (US)
Not sure I'll be able to take off any work time for a trip to Mexico in March but if you're definitely organizing it, then I'll look into it...however, given my current job, I'll definitely be going to SXSW...so, if no Mexico plans materialize, then plan for Austin!

ciao, raza
1681
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
10-01-2008
08:01 PM ET (US)
Raz, I'm up for the trip to Austin but there is some talk on the 81 chat about maybe a little partay reunion in Mexico City next March. Eitherway I'm up for a Tepeji Gang reunion.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
10-01-2008
07:56 PM ET (US)
In the middle of a cross country flight to LA, a young, pretty woman sneezed then began to wriggle in her seat while moaning and making sounds that got the attention of several nearby passengers.

This went on several times with after each sneeze the same embarrassing behavior when finally the man sitting next to her asked if something was wrong.

The woman responded, "Oh, I'm sorry but I have this rare medical condition that I just found out from doctor. You see, every time I sneeze it causes me to have an orgasm."

"Wow that's pretty strange" the man stated. "I've heard of people peeing or farting when they sneeze, but never anything like that before. Is there anything that you're taking for it?"

The woman leaned towards the man and softly replied, "Pepper"
1679
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
10-01-2008
07:39 PM ET (US)
PINCHE HILARIOUS DUDE! :)

You should post that on the class of 80 QT.
1678
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
09-30-2008
01:51 AM ET (US)
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there.


They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.


They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little '0ral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.'


The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy.


The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.



The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened?' they cried.



The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'
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DOMINIC
09-29-2008
11:20 PM ET (US)
Raza: Aerosmith Rocks is one of my favorites. I just listened to the complete Foghat Live and it's a freaking good album, for best results, need to crak it up .
1676
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
09-29-2008
02:32 PM ET (US)
Yeah, bummer I missed it...I'll definitely be at SXSW though...

oi!! you other Tepeji Gang members, try planning out a trip to Austin in March of next year and we'll party it up...

saludos, raza
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DOMINIC
09-29-2008
01:09 PM ET (US)
Raza: ACL was awesome! you need to get your ass down here for 09, The Rocentours (or what ever way you write it) rocked! Robert Plant really sucked.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
09-04-2008
09:59 AM ET (US)
Rush Cuerdas basada en 2112:

http://www.cygnus-x1.net/links/rush/comicbook-cuerdas.php
1672
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
08-21-2008
09:31 PM ET (US)
My daughters went to Crew Fest the other night with Buckcherry, SIXX: AM, Papa Roach, and Trapt. Motley Crew was ok, they enjoyed the show and had a rockin' time. Even got to witness Tommy Lee run the tit cam through the audience daring all the old married head-banger chicks. But they said mostly it was just the nappy, fat-tittie bitches that were flashing. Oh how they grow up so fast and become exposed to what it's like being an adult.
1671
DOMINIC
08-19-2008
04:52 PM ET (US)
Dwight: Motorhead is also on the bill! Monday might be tough.
1670
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
08-19-2008
03:14 PM ET (US)
What a lineup, the Priest and Black Sabbath!

Johnny and Scott, I'm doing well and check out Raz' boy on guitar! He sounds just like Neil Young :)
1669
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
08-19-2008
12:10 AM ET (US)
They play the bay area the following week ...Aug 31st...but i'll be outta town the weekend...ni pex...
1668
DOMINIC
08-18-2008
11:42 PM ET (US)
JRS: I will be in SA for Judas Priest and Black Sabbath this Sunday, if you wanna meet there 512-7913084
1667
JRS
08-14-2008
09:15 AM ET (US)
Dom, sorry, I havent been in town for a while...did u hit the shows?
How the fuck are the rest of yall doin?
1666
DOMINIC
08-01-2008
10:15 AM ET (US)
Scott: Good to hear from you Scott, where in south Florida? My brother now lives in Clearwater so maybe I can see you next time I go.

Johhny: Got tickets for the Masters of Metal Tour in SA, you going to that? Let me know so we can hook up.
1665
Scott
07-31-2008
07:55 PM ET (US)
Hola dudes!

Nice to see you are all there doing your stuff!

Take care and let me know when you are SoFla
1664
DOMINIC
06-05-2008
04:07 PM ET (US)
Johnny: Did you go to the Iron Maiden show in SA?
It was simpky awesome. Wnt to Hooters afterwards for a few.
I scored tickets to Judas Pirest so if you are planning on going lets meet before the show somewhere.
1663
DOMINIC
06-05-2008
04:05 PM ET (US)
Chickenfoot Gives World Reason to Continue

Hard rockers, retro-geeks, and shred-heads rejoice! A new super-group has formed!
I know, we all thought the days of the super-group had long since died and withered, much like the big-hair and ripped jeans that were so prevalent, as they say, back in the day.
This new musical juggernaut, is made up of some of the most formidable names ever mentioned in the hard rock circles: Sammy Hagar, Michael Anthony (both of Van Halen fame), Chad Smith (drums, Red Hot Chili Peppers), and last but certainly not least, guitar-virtuoso/legend/superhero Joe Satriani.
According to lead singer Sammy Hagar, “We’ve written eight, nine songs… When people hear the music, it’s Led Zeppelin. It’s as good as that. I know that’s a mighty bold statement… We could rival Zep!”
Mighty bold, indeed. However with such a powerhouse lineup, anything is possible…even time travel.
Well, maybe not time travel, but rest assured this beast of a band will be marching to the sound of their own drum…and bringing a hoard of guitar-slinging shredders in tow. Keep your eyes open for Chickenfoot’s debut CD in stores.
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DOMINIC
04-16-2008
10:05 PM ET (US)
Raza: I had already seen that and I am considering going to Oklahomo to see that show. TRIUMPH RULES!
1661
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
04-16-2008
06:50 PM ET (US)
http://rock.feverfest.com/
1660
DOMINIC
03-29-2008
01:24 PM ET (US)
Raza: The video with Gabe is pretty good.
1659
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
03-28-2008
10:21 PM ET (US)
we bought drums, bass and some guitars down at the office to jam in downtime...my son came down and improvised a tune...don't know where this stuff came from but it's pretty classic...

the line "you don't have to work cuz it's rock and roll time" is fuckin' classic...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggrlNEHMGTM
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DOMINIC
03-18-2008
10:45 AM ET (US)
Johnny: Get Tim down here for the Iron Maiden concert in San Antonio
1657
JRS
03-18-2008
09:52 AM ET (US)
Hey guys....whats goin on! man, I have been buzeeee as shit...anyway, been talking to Tim Close and stuff...trying to get him down here...maybe we could have a get together sometime soon...
1656
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
03-07-2008
03:37 PM ET (US)
Mmmmm.... Beer :)
1655
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
03-07-2008
10:50 AM ET (US)
dwight -- i doubt we'll have a problem complying with your request of photos of dominic and I drinking...
1654
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
03-04-2008
08:26 PM ET (US)
Dominic and Raz, I don't think I'll be able to make it to the SXSW festival so you two have a kick ass time for sure! I expect photos of you two drinking for the poor Tepeji Gang that couldn't be there :)
1653
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
03-03-2008
11:46 PM ET (US)
yeah. dwight...lossless would be great but, being a collector, I am always into quantity over quality...that said, i won't listen to anything less than 192KB/s when in MP3...

believe it or not, I am not much into music videos either MTV or concerts though way more into the latter...just checked out the documentary about the 1970 Isle of Wight festival which I highly recommend.

Looks like my plans are solidifying for SXSW -- land on Tuesday and head back to SF for thursday...
1652
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
03-03-2008
08:12 PM ET (US)
So, Raz, maybe we had this discussing before but it's interesting to note that people like us of our generation who prefer DRM free music and like to have a collection we can archive and keep, are the people who buy more CDs, go to more concerts, and support the business and musicians more than the current generation that's just interested in getting their dollar songs from iTunes. In my case, I'm an audiophile like Martin who is very interested in the remastered high-quality, lossless digital format. Sure MP3s are great but every time I get to hear some or download them and review the files, the more I want to buy the whole album and have the higher quality sound file played through my stereo. I just bought a new Kenwood CD player for the car and even though it was a cheap one, the audio CDs sound so much better than MP3s.

It will be great in a few years when we can dump MP3s and fill our audio servers with FLAC or other lossless compression formats.

The next greatest thing will be all the high def rock concerts! :)
1651
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
03-03-2008
08:04 PM ET (US)
COOL! Here's my collection and they are all store bought new CDs :)

Caress of Steel
Fly By Night
2112
Farewell to Kings
Hemispheres
Permanent Waves
Counterparts
Roll the Bones
Grace Under Pressure
Presto
Snakes and Arrows

So I guess my collection isn't that complete. Just this weekend I bought Fly By Night, Caress of Steel, and Counterparts The Remasters. I'm missing Vapor Trails, Power Windows, Moving Pictures, Signals, Hold Your Fire, and the live Albums like All the World's A Stage and all the compilation albums which I don't see the need to have if you have the rest of the collection.

Hey, Raz, any thought on making a streaming rock video server? I may end up buying a couple terrabyte drives and making one :)

Also, Snakes and Arrows the Live album from their latest tour is due out soon and will have the same set list as the shows we saw Dominic!
1650
DOMINIC
02-28-2008
01:29 AM ET (US)
Dwight: The PTB has all of them including bootlegs and some Neil Pert videos of drum sesions
1649
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
02-27-2008
08:03 PM ET (US)
I want my PTB! :)

Hey Raz and Martin, what Rush albums do you guys have? I have almost all of their collection shy the compilations and best ofs.

Oh and Raz, I was able to get my RCA Lyra working fine by using Amarok under Linux to create my chronological playlist and then transferring the songs that way. Have you heard of the two companies Meizu and Cowan? They make a couple of FLAC players that look pretty decent.
Edited 02-27-2008 08:06 PM
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
02-20-2008
09:30 PM ET (US)
Thanks Raz! The onboard 128 meg memory seems to play the files in sequence but the 1 GIG SD card I've popped in is where the songs are out of sequence. It will however play the folders in sequence. Also, it may be something to do with the naming convention with my Linux ripping software. But, the song names all begin with numbers and are in the correct sequence.

Hey, there is a total lunar eclipse going on right now if anyone is out there with clear skies! I'm taking some photos through my telescope and will share later.
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
02-20-2008
09:20 PM ET (US)
It sounds like you should flash the Lyra memory or reset it because the pointers to the files got all corrupted...typically, it is not well published how to do this but the Lyra online forums or something like that will explain...

then you re-sync all your content from the PC to the device...Tuneup can't help that...we can just clean the stuff that's on your computer...

saludos, raza
1646
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
02-14-2008
09:13 PM ET (US)
Got my daughter's old RCA Lyra mp3 player and it takes SD cards. Dominic, it's the one I brought to the 25th class reunion in Acapulco and hooked it up to the DJ's sound system at the dinner, remember? Anyway I was copying several albums in subdirectories but for some reason the playing sequence is all goofed up. Don't have it set to random play so it's probably the file naming convention that my ripper software in Linux created. Raz, got any ideas or do I need Tuneupmedia :)
1645
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
02-14-2008
09:09 PM ET (US)
Haven't heard of Primal Fear but will go out and buy some.

Jammin' to some Zepp CODA right now that I got from the public library!

I also checked out ELP Brain Salad Surgery and Pink Floyd Atom Heart Mother :)
1644
MARTIN
02-14-2008
05:43 AM ET (US)
Dominic,

I have 7 primal fear albums but the PTB is not working.
1643
DOMINIC
02-14-2008
01:23 AM ET (US)
PRIMALFEARPRIMALFEARPRIMALFEARPRIMALFEAR
1642
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
02-13-2008
10:13 PM ET (US)
Martin, damn you've got me beat as I have bought all of those CDs except for Mesopotamia. In addition I have the Roam single with about 4 or 5 versions of Roam in the radio and instrumental mixes, plus Bushfire from Cosmic Thing.

The B-52s have a new CD coming out in March entitled Funplex.
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MARTIN
02-13-2008
10:11 AM ET (US)
This is what I have of the B-52's in MP3
1979 - The B-52s
1980 - Wild Planet
1982 - Mesopotamia
1983 - Whammy!
1986 - Bouncing Off The Satellites
1989 - Cosmic Thing
1992 - Good Stuff
1640
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
02-12-2008
12:20 PM ET (US)
Martin, Bobby Vinton is someone who should NEVER be on PTB :)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Vinton

If there are any voids in the B-52 collection let me know. I've got all their stuff.
1639
MARTIN
02-12-2008
07:03 AM ET (US)
Pomo,

If you're bringing your MP3 player with you I'll just download the Primal Fear albums direct.
1638
DOMINIC
02-12-2008
01:39 AM ET (US)
Pinche Martin & Raza: I got no problem with the Guess Who but if you want to listen to some fucking badd asss metal you should get to PRIMAL FEAR.
Best metal band in a long fucking time. So long that The Guess Who were considered heavy back them.
Can you load up some PF on the PTB?
1637
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
02-12-2008
01:04 AM ET (US)
Martin:

all of Organisation - Tone Float is on PTB...as is Kraftwerk 2 (1 was already up there)

For good measure, I uploaded a bunch of Guess Who albums that weren't up there...along with assorted shit that I've accumulated in the last few months...most notably, some great Meredith Monk albums...and an advance copy of the new Bauhaus album
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MARTIN
02-11-2008
09:31 PM ET (US)
Dwight,

Most of those albums are already at the PTB.

Save your money and instead of buying a USB turntable you should buy a 1TB external hard drive.

One question, who the fuck is Bobby Vinton?
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
02-11-2008
09:07 PM ET (US)
Just found Jean Luc Ponty, Civilized Evil :)
1634
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
02-11-2008
09:03 PM ET (US)
Just started looking through the old vinyl and I think my wife and I have some rare ones. I'll probably end up taking some digital photos of them and posting a slideshow. One of my favorite, although not that rare that I just saw was the Led Zeppelin III with the rotating wheel. Some of the later LPs I understand didn't have the rotating wheel.

http://www.dwighit.com/albums/zepp3.jpg
Edited 02-11-2008 09:05 PM
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
02-11-2008
08:38 PM ET (US)
REFLEX es la respuesta solomente para la pregunta por que, ya, ya y para las fresas cabronas DURAN DURAN :)

And, if you keep looking in that closet PTB of yours you'll soon find my entire Bobby Vinton collection there! :P

So, has anyone used the freeware program Audacity to create WAV files from albums? I've been meaning to buy a USB turntable and start archiving some of my more important LPs, you know like Bobby Vinton, Donny Osmond, Barry Manilow, Liberache, etc., etc. the important ones.
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MARTIN
02-10-2008
10:04 PM ET (US)
I can't say that because He's out of the closet.
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DOMINIC
02-10-2008
09:30 PM ET (US)
Martin: ARe you saying Dwight is a closet Duran Duraner?
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MARTIN
02-10-2008
09:22 PM ET (US)
Por eso le pregunté a Raza.

Por que si le pregunto a Dwight va a salir la carpeta secreta de Duran Duran que pusieron el y Jaime en el PTB
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DOMINIC
02-10-2008
08:29 PM ET (US)
Martin: Creo que tu, a Raza, oslapelais.
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
02-10-2008
08:15 PM ET (US)
not on PTB but I own it on CD...I also have the first two Kraftwerks (I and II) which are really far out...I bought these at a record/CD convention in Germany...they are vinyl transfers done by the Germanophon bootleg label...very clean good transfers...

I'll digitize and post sometime soon.
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MARTIN
02-10-2008
07:19 PM ET (US)
OK here's a harder one for you Raza

Kraftwerk - 1971 - organisation tone float

and I don't see it at PTB
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MARTIN
02-10-2008
03:10 PM ET (US)
Vientos Raza.

I knew I could count on you.
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
02-10-2008
12:23 PM ET (US)
creo que varios de los que subi a PTB son remastered ...seguro el de Live at the Paramount...I'll look though and see if the others are the remastered ones...saludos, raza
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MARTIN
02-09-2008
10:42 PM ET (US)
OK, time to go to work people.

I'm looking for the remaster series of all the albums by the Guess Who.

Who can help me?
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
02-07-2008
04:56 PM ET (US)
Chupe, chupe, yah, yah :)
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DOMINIC
02-05-2008
08:53 PM ET (US)
Just got back from the Super Bowl, that was pretty damn super this time.
Partied with Alex Juarez for 3 dyas, my liver tested to the limit.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
02-04-2008
07:43 PM ET (US)
The ones I thought would do well have either dropped out or have too little delegates. And, whoever wins this popularity contest inherits a beat-up, 1980 Ford Fairmont with a rusted out floorboard.

To see you at the World Cup final with Mexico coming out the victor would be a glorious site indeed :)
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DOMINIC
02-04-2008
02:00 PM ET (US)
Dwight: I am not aligned with any political party and really couldn't give a shit who wins the elections but if Hillary wins that means Mexico has some hope of winning the world cup before I die, that if fine with me.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
02-04-2008
01:35 PM ET (US)
Didn't know what SXSW was until I searched online and it's the South by Southwest Music and Film Festival:

http://sxsw.com/

Dominic, I'm going to have to go with Martin because Bill needs to inhale and actually have sexual relations this time.
1618
DOMINIC
02-04-2008
12:27 PM ET (US)
Martin: There is a better chance for Mexico to win the world cup than for Hillary to be the next president.

SXSW: Best week of the year to be in Austin.
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MARTIN
02-04-2008
10:31 AM ET (US)
ONE OF THE BEST SUPERBOWLS IN A LONG TIME.

THE GIANTS REALLY DID IT.

WHAT'S NEXT? HILARY PRESIDENT OF THE U. S. OF A.?
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
02-03-2008
05:26 PM ET (US)
Johnny, you need to pick a date that you can get yer butt down to Austin in 08 so we can hookup with Dominic. I'm flexible enough that I could probably accommodate any week or weekend. The Tepeji bruthas need to all get together so that means Raz, Scott, Martin, y otros should make it also. Since Dominic lives the most central of all, and Austin is the best party town, that makes the most sense for a pachanga location.
Edited 02-03-2008 05:26 PM
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
02-03-2008
11:19 AM ET (US)
Abba next to the Sex Pistols? I think you've got Raz beat with his Jacko web art Martin :)

The Tertulia sounds like a great concept, getting together to drink and listen to music. We need to get everyone together in Mexico and have one!

Raz, very cool video and your new startup company sounds pretty hip. Good luck with it.

Johnny, you're getting too old to get married again because they're going to take half out of you each time. You can put that money to better use like closing down bars and going to Van Halen concerts.

Dominic, that is very cool! My wife is a big Clash fan and she has their LPs. I may try to mail one down to you.
Edited 02-03-2008 05:21 PM
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DOMINIC
02-02-2008
08:18 PM ET (US)
RAZA: DONT FORGETT YOUR FRIENDS ONCE YOU ARE A MILLIONAIRE.
1613
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
02-02-2008
04:27 PM ET (US)
it is strictly business to make $$$$$$$. nothing to do with my sexuality (yet).
1612
Ukc5dGFXNXBZeUJEYUhKcGMzUnBZVzQ9
02-02-2008
02:04 AM ET (US)
Que puto...
Dominic Christian
NORBAC III INTERNATIONAL Co.
4175 Freidrich Lane, Suite 100
Austin, Texas 78744
Tel: 512-4595454
Fax: 512-4595456
dominic@norbac3.com
www.norbac3.com
 
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1611
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
02-02-2008
01:23 AM ET (US)
yeah...it was a big discussion here at the office...there were three requirements that the chosen album cover needed to meet:

1. it had to be recognizable by the masses (so my favorite cover of the Amboy Dukes' Journey to the Center of the Mind wouldn't cut it)
2. it had to be able to be recognizable when reduced to a small icon (in the application it is about one third the size of what you see on the web (so things like Sgt. Peppers would get all garbled when reduced so small)
3. It had to be funny...

ultimately, it came down to Dark Side of the Moon and the Jacko album...and, well, it is just funnier to have Jacko...
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MARTIN
01-30-2008
08:07 PM ET (US)
Raza congratulations just one comment.

In your home page you have Michael Jackson for the "Cover Art" Icon.

I'm sure you can find a better cover art for this icon.
1609
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
01-30-2008
07:52 PM ET (US)
my new company is slowly coming out of "stealth mode" and getting ready to launch its product -- http://www.tuneupmedia.com -- we unveiled it at the Consumer Electronics Show a few weeks ago...if you wanna see the product in action, you can check out this video interview with my business partner -- http://www.tuneupmedia.com/video

will try to do something at SXSW
1608
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
01-30-2008
07:52 PM ET (US)
dominic -- i am definitely going to try to make it to South by Southwest this time...te aviso con mas detalle cuando sepa
1607
DOMINIC
01-30-2008
06:25 PM ET (US)
Mick Jones from Da Clash will be at my Mother in law's restaurant in a couple of weeks. Send me your albums and I will have him sign them.
1606
MARTIN
01-30-2008
12:45 PM ET (US)
Check This videos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RQLJlFLnD4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN-3jNFkzaQ
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MARTIN
01-30-2008
11:51 AM ET (US)
Hola putos como han estado espero que bien.

Pues yo sigo organizando las Tertulias en Querétaro.

Quien se anima a organizarlas en otras ciudades.

Ahora que hay varios solteros ya no los van a regañar.

Esto es lo que estamos haciendo en Querétaro. Esta fue la de Este mes
http://www.tertuliamusical.com/2008/queretaro/t0801.html

Saludos
1604
DOMINIC
01-27-2008
11:33 PM ET (US)
Raza: Esta chingon!
1603
JRS
01-26-2008
03:55 PM ET (US)
Fuckin hilarious...yea, Im glad im out...havin fun...
I wanted to go to the Van Halen show, but was caught up in something else.
anyway....saludos!!!

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj167/j...nal-jagermister.jpg
Edited 01-26-2008 03:56 PM
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DOMINIC
01-25-2008
01:14 AM ET (US)
Just out of the Van Halen show. Eddy is still a freaking guitar god and Diamond Dave is not quite still Diamndon Dave but preety freaking cool.
Really good show, all the classics and they didn't fuck up Jump tonight.
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
01-24-2008
11:36 PM ET (US)
i agree with dominic...if you managed to escape, stay out...

los dejo con este video que filmamos ya hace un chingo...

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player...32?bctid=1366496451
1600
DOMINIC
01-22-2008
03:13 PM ET (US)
Johhny: If you are divorced you should just stay that way, once is enough, just party and enjoy the ride.
1599
JRS
01-22-2008
01:47 AM ET (US)
COMO ESTAN CABRONES!!!!!!!!!

Yea, I took some time off of work got married...divorced...shut down every bar in San Antonio....but getting my shit together...hopefully.

Saludos!
1598
DOMINIC
01-21-2008
09:59 PM ET (US)
Hello Johnny, good to hear from you, it's been a while for us also who kidda left this chat slow down for a while.
Will be posting plenty of shit from now on.
1597
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
01-20-2008
09:10 AM ET (US)
Hilarious Johnny! :)
1596
JRS
01-19-2008
06:28 AM ET (US)
By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...


In order to continue getting by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".



With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.

Now, here goes...



The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today. .....



Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."



Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."



Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"



Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."



Room Service: "Ow July den?"



Guest: ".....What??"



Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"

;

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please."



Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"



Guest: "Crisp will be fine."



Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"



Guest: "What?"



Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"



Guest: "I.. . don't think so."

&nb sp;

RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"



Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."



RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"



Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!!; I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...

Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."



RoomService: "We bodder?"


Guest: "No , just put the bodder on the side."



RoomService: "Wad?!?"



Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."



RoomService: "Copy?"



Guest: "Excuse me?"



RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"



Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."



RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, cr ease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??"



Guest: "Whatever you say."



RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."



Guest: "You're welcome"



Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".....and you do don't you!
1595
JRS
12-22-2007
09:04 AM ET (US)
Hey everyone! hope all is well...kinda lost a couple years there...
espero que todos esten hechando relajo!!!

Johnny
1594
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
12-15-2007
02:01 AM ET (US)
Hey, wake up~ it's time to partay!
1593
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
11-20-2007
02:07 PM ET (US)
Chupandole! Wazzup Scott?

Check this out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoZEa_eEgYQ
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Scott M
11-17-2007
08:58 PM ET (US)
Que onda maestros.. un divertido dia en el su de Florida...

It has gotten a bit chiy now and with a belly full of BBQ and a glass of tequila...

Saludos,
1591
DOMINIC
10-30-2007
09:55 PM ET (US)
DWIGHT: GREAT LINEUP, JUST GOTTA FOLLOW THE PUSSY TO CINCI, ENJOY HE SHOW. I DO NOT HAVE THE NEW ALBUM, I WILL HAVE TO GO CHECK IT OUT.
SALUDOS FROM MEXICO SHITTY, COLD AND SMOGY TODAY.
1590
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
10-30-2007
08:17 PM ET (US)
Reverend Horton Heat also rocks...he also has one of the best title's of an album ever: Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Rear
1589
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
10-30-2007
07:27 PM ET (US)
Tue 20 Nov 2007
Cincinnati, Ohio
Bogart's - Nashville Pussy with Reverend Horton Heat & Hank III and Assjack
1588
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
10-30-2007
07:26 PM ET (US)
Dominic, did you ever get the new Buckcherry 15 or Nashville Pussy's Get Some? If not, I'll take care of it.
1587
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
10-22-2007
08:36 PM ET (US)
Aye! terrible! :) That had to suck.
1586
DOMINIC
10-22-2007
07:38 PM ET (US)
Wow! sounded like crap. The funny part is the fans still going crazy, did they even notice?
1585
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
10-22-2007
05:02 PM ET (US)
pretty interesting...at a North Carolina concert, the keyboard recording of Jump plays at 48KHz instead of 44.1...so it's all speed up and out of tune...they all try to compensate and soldier on but it just sounds horrible...

http://warmowski.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/jump-in-pitch/

here it the technical explanation:

http://warmowski.wordpress.com/2007/10/19/whos-right-slap-fight/

saludos, raza
1584
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
10-17-2007
09:10 PM ET (US)
Time for a shot of tequila!
1583
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
10-02-2007
08:14 PM ET (US)
Just another fine weekend in Austin.... :)
1582
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
09-18-2007
07:47 PM ET (US)
Well, shortly :)
1581
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
09-18-2007
07:47 PM ET (US)
Yea, what can they do anyway if the ticket is legit?

Southern Fried Pachanga, here I come!
1580
DOMINIC
09-13-2007
07:32 PM ET (US)
Dwight: Ive been to shows and events that say the same thing and it's a bunch of crap. If you got a ticket, they will let you in.
1579
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
09-13-2007
07:24 PM ET (US)
It says tickets scalped on the black market will be cancelled. They should require everyone that buys the tickets to present the names of the people that will actually go to the show. If you can't figure out that you're going to buy tickets to see Led Zeppelin moments after the announcement you don't need to be going to the concert.
1578
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
09-13-2007
07:19 PM ET (US)
Good luck, those tickets will go for well over a grand once the get into the hands of the cyberfreaks that flooded the servers. They should just rent out a side of a mountain somewhere where everyone can come watch them play for free.

Misty Mountain Hop!
1577
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
09-12-2007
02:18 PM ET (US)
don't know...the website has so much traffic that it is already down...
1576
Dominic Christian
09-12-2007
11:17 AM ET (US)
Can we get on the ballot?

Thank You

Dominic Christian
4175 Freidrich Lane # 100
Austin, Texas 78744
Tel: 512-4595454 x 101
Fax: 512-4595456
dominic@norbac3.com

www.norbac3.com

>
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1575
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
09-12-2007
10:55 AM ET (US)
now here's a trip that might be worth taking:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6990704.stm

saludos
1574
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
08-30-2007
08:43 PM ET (US)
PUTA MADRE HIJO! Where-the-FUHK is everyone?
1573
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
08-23-2007
09:32 PM ET (US)
Wow! :)

I bet Dominic could show her how.
1572
Scott
08-16-2007
05:42 PM ET (US)
http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=943335&cache=1

nice Eyes... I wonder if she drinks tequila..
1571
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
07-19-2007
11:02 PM ET (US)
Okey dokey :)

No biggie, just was wondering if it was going to go down and who all will show.
1570
DOMINIC
07-17-2007
11:46 PM ET (US)
Dwight: I have been so freaking busy with work I havent had time to plan the October bash. I promise I will drink a few Thursday night and have a decision made by this weekend.
1569
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
07-17-2007
10:08 PM ET (US)
Dominic, are you still going to Aca in October or are you up for the Tequila Festival later in the year?
1568
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
07-16-2007
09:36 PM ET (US)
Life is good when you're too drunk to write. I guess I need to drink harder, take more drugs, and chase faster :)
1567
DOMINIC
07-16-2007
11:43 AM ET (US)
Dwight: The Tepeji Gang is either too drunk to write, on drugs, chasing after some pussy cats or all of the above.
1566
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
07-13-2007
11:09 PM ET (US)
CHUPE, chupe, YA YA!

Is anybody out there? Iiiiiiiiii have become comfortably numb :)

Ok, ok, ok is there anybody out here?
1565
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
06-27-2007
05:28 PM ET (US)
Whazzup with the October Acapulco Tepeji Gang reunion?
1564
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
06-12-2007
08:54 PM ET (US)
Tyreal came home from school disappointed. "I hate English, dem teachers are always changing stuff".
 
Mother: "Tyreal, have you been using bad words and writing dirty notes again?"
 
Tyreal: "Naw, momma, I sware I didn't. I used all of my spelling words in a sentence like the teacher say, but the teacher, she gave me an "F".
 
 

1. HOTEL - My Momma said that she ain' gon tell her friend Shaqueta nothing else, cause that HOTEL everthang she know.
 
2. HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other day and man, I was HONORROLL .
 
3. PLANET - Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he PLANET in the backyard.
 
4. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a needle and said DISMAY hurt a little.
 
5. OMELETTE - I should punch you for what you jes said but OMELETTE it go dis time.
 
6. STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIRWAY into space.
 
7. MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man said gimme one MOBILE .
 
8. DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the! cops, but he hopped DEFENSE and got away.
 
9. AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.
 
10. AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH , I'm out.
 
11. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET .
 
12. DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a DOMINEERING .
 
13 KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.
 
14. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and da antelope play.
 
15 DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points My coach say DATA boy.
 
16. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE I can get a job?"
 
17. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart.
 
18. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown out de COATROOM ."
 
19. DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE .
 
20. FASCINATE - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can't FASCINATE .
1563
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
06-08-2007
02:54 PM ET (US)
God bless you Captain Caguama. I will make sure Father Loya prepares a sermon for those who can't make it :)
1562
DOMINIC
05-31-2007
05:57 PM ET (US)
Don't worry, I will just post a warning with the invitation so that everyone who wants to go will know it's and old style Tepeji Bash!
1561
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
05-31-2007
05:27 PM ET (US)
Dominic, I guess jumped the gun a bit and let the cat out of the bag about the Tepeji Gang Bash on the 81 chat, ooops :)
1560
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
05-22-2007
03:49 PM ET (US)
And I thought baseball and cycling were the sports with the big steroid problem. That sucks, but he's had a good career and at 31 he's probably getting a bit slower. I'm sure Cruz Azul will move on to become a better team.
1559
DOMINIC
05-21-2007
03:08 PM ET (US)
I was in DF so I went to the game, it sucked as we got nailed 3-1 at home.
Hey, at least I have my game stub ticket for his last game as a profesional player. Maybe I will post it on ebay.
1558
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
05-21-2007
02:55 PM ET (US)
yes...it is a big bummer...Dominic and I are both big-time Cruz Azul fans...so it was a more of a bummer that they disqualified Cruz Azul from the semi-finals last weekend....they would have had it really tough anyway because they lost the home game as you mention below...

fucking steroid addicted dudes...here is more:
http://www.topix.net/content/ap/2354246797...8802957960142508931
1557
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
05-21-2007
02:13 PM ET (US)
Carmona gets life ban
(REUTERS) 18 May 2007

Mexico defender Salvador Carmona has been banned for life, the Mexican Football Federation (FMF) said on Friday.

The FMF said in a statement that the Sports Arbitration Court in Lausanne, Switzerland, had imposed the ban with immediate effect. No further details were immediately given.

Carmona, 31, played for Cruz Azul on Thursday as they lost 3-1 to Pachuca in a Mexican championship match.
1556
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
04-06-2007
07:16 PM ET (US)
Entonces, vamanos a A-CA-POOL-CO!

OYE, quien esta onda en La Playa Toce y Roll?
1555
DOMINIC
04-05-2007
01:49 PM ET (US)
Dwight: Let me get the Acapulco thing going, lapton can wait
1554
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
04-05-2007
12:58 PM ET (US)
Dominic, if there are tickets left and you can get two, I will drive up and meet you in Chicago and pay for my ticket of course! If not, no biggie because I talked to my wife and she was cool with me hooking up in Acapulco in October. I just need to save the plane ticket and tequila money cause I'll be passed out on the beach the rest of the time :)
1553
DOMINIC
04-03-2007
12:07 AM ET (US)
Dwight: I can manage to have a business trip to Chicago, wanna go?
1552
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
04-02-2007
05:50 PM ET (US)
Raz, sweet dude. BOC was a big part of my early years of rock n' roll discovery. I will have to keep an eye out for TV on the Radio.

Dominic, you probably know the band Black Angels from Austin that I had the chance to check out in Newport, KY last Saturday night at the Southgate House. That's just a block down from where we caught that blues band the last time you were in Cinci. The Black Angels are quite a trippy, acid-rock Led Zepp, heavy jam sort of band. I also caught a group called Vietnam that was kinda like a Bob Dylan, rock-a-billy group and the lead singer looks just like Charles Manson.

Nashville Pussy is in town on May 4th and I will be there for sure.

Man, I hope I can swing the Tepeji bash in October. I need to start saving now!
1551
DOMINIC
03-30-2007
04:55 PM ET (US)
Please be adviced that shortly most people who read this chat will get an invitation to The Tepeji Gang Bash 2007 to be held last week in Ocotber 2007 in Acapulco. No kids will be permitted and wives are not recomended unless they are deaf, dumb and blind.
1550
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
03-30-2007
11:07 AM ET (US)
I saw Blue Oyster Cult last week which was a lot of fun...they played all old songs including a few off of Secret Treaties, my favorite...then yesterday went to see a newer band called TV on the Radio which was phenomenal...catch them in your town if you can.

not much of a clapton fan anymore though i presume he's probably still good in concert...
1549
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
03-29-2007
02:52 PM ET (US)
Clapton will be in Chicago on July 28th. Who's in?
1548
Scott
02-16-2007
04:13 PM ET (US)
La buena vida Dominic....
1547
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
02-09-2007
09:00 PM ET (US)
Dominic, you da Man!

I wanna go see all those bands with you too dudes :) Maybe I can get my punk ass down to Texas this year.
1546
DOMINIC
01-23-2007
11:15 AM ET (US)
Raza: Avisame porque los visa bands ya se venden en 3-4 horas para tener complete access, de otra forma nadamas vamos a poder entrar a algunos shows.
1545
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
01-22-2007
12:48 PM ET (US)
al pedo, mi pominic...se ve que estuve buena la peda en cabo con (luis) miguel antonio...i am trying to scam a trip to SXSW this year...a ver si se me hace...
1544
DOMINIC
01-18-2007
01:34 AM ET (US)
Greetings from Cabo and happy New Year
1543
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
01-06-2007
11:22 PM ET (US)
Pinche Caballeros!!
1542
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
01-03-2007
01:59 PM ET (US)
Damn, and I didn't even get to read the offending little posts :)
  Messages 1541-1540 deleted by author 01-01-2007 11:02 PM
1539
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
12-27-2006
07:01 PM ET (US)
PUTA MADRE CHINGOS

Anyone here watch Carlos Mencia? I saw him live here in Cinci town a few weeks ago. The guy is friggin ji-lar-i-os! His mom is from Mexico and his dad is Honduran.
1538
Scott
12-05-2006
03:50 PM ET (US)
Muy bueno Raza
1537
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
11-19-2006
04:09 PM ET (US)
HA! :)
1536
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
11-15-2006
05:26 PM ET (US)
some words of wisdom for those of you who don't want to procreate
1535
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
11-13-2006
12:20 PM ET (US)
yes, it had been a long time since I woke up feeling very good after election day...maybe since 1992.
1534
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
11-09-2006
10:58 AM ET (US)
Awe, the poor Republicans :)
1533
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
10-31-2006
06:48 PM ET (US)
HILARIOUS!
1532
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
10-31-2006
11:06 AM ET (US)
http://florabush.com/video.html

saludos, raza
1531
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
10-27-2006
10:00 AM ET (US)
ATTENTION TEPEJI GANG

I FOUND OUR NEW THEME SONG:

http://psychostick.com/beer.php
1530
DOMINIC
10-18-2006
12:10 AM ET (US)
I'm packing up and moving to Nevada.I might stay in Texas if Kinky Friedman wins, then everything will be legal here.
1529
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
10-17-2006
07:09 PM ET (US)
that's the mariguana qustion, right? Should be good...although I must say that the absence of such a law hasn't seemed to curb any enhanced partying in LV...but it would be good to not have to worry about hassles carrying the stuff on the plane or asking dorky bouncers at clubs where you can score.

toke up, brothers...
1528
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
10-17-2006
06:27 PM ET (US)
Gee, whattyall think about Issue 7 on Nevada's ballot? Can you just imagine the enhanced partying experiences that will be taking place forever more in Vegas (and the rest of the state) if it passes?

It's about time!
1527
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
10-02-2006
05:32 PM ET (US)
WOOOHOOOO! Lookout Cabo, here comes NAFTAB's biggest partier!

That stands for:

North American Free Tequila and Beer

or

North American Free Titties and Beer
1526
DOMINIC
10-02-2006
04:56 PM ET (US)
Heading to Cabo on Friday for Sammy's Bash. If anyone is headed that way let me know.
1525
Scott
10-02-2006
04:19 PM ET (US)
Hey dude Way to go Willy!!! I heard it on the news...

As my friend Cindy once told me "you dont have to be anything to have as many women as you can... women don't mind sharing when the S%X is great!!!

My way of looking at it the whole problem are those controlling fanatics... Just live and let die!!!!
1524
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
09-18-2006
05:48 PM ET (US)
Willie's my hero!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060918/ap_on_...eople_willie_nelson
1523
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
09-18-2006
05:28 PM ET (US)
Raz, only 4? I think Presbyterians are allowed as many as they can divorce in a lifetime :) Scott, now see what you've done started here!

Actually, the women and soul thing was something I read recently in of all places a compilation of texts about mathematics, astronomy, and physics. One of the mathematicians was arguing for intelligent computers and used that as an example of individuals arguing against intelligent computers based on religious rationale. Strange logic, but I hadn't heard or read about Islam not recognizing women having souls before.

Interesting how many Iranians and Muslims see Bush as being as an extreme Christian fanatic, much the same way the Terror stricken sheeple here have labeled the radicals in the Middle East as "Islamo-Facisits"

Maybe we can find some remote Pacific island where we can banish all these nutbags and let them figure out how to get along.

Dominic, have fun at ACL. I keep wanting to get my butt down there for that festival. I told you your Cowboys would win yesterday.
1522
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
09-16-2006
10:04 PM ET (US)
Vas a ir?? Go see The Flaming Lips if you head down...I saw them over the summer here in Berkeley y estuvo de pelos...I head to Jaguares tomorrow...
1521
DOMINIC
09-15-2006
05:09 PM ET (US)
Austin City Limits 3 day festival starting today in Austin
http://www.aclfestival.com/lineup.aspx
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
09-15-2006
04:28 PM ET (US)
yo! don't be dissing my religion. Remember - we are allowed four wives. Check out the Italian movie called Padre Padrone about farmers in Sardinia and you'll see that carnal love with one's farm animals is a universal thing.

Big concert in LA this weekend for the 16th...Maldita Vecindad, Fobia and like four other bands at the Greek Theater...Jaguares here in SF on Sunday.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
09-14-2006
08:37 AM ET (US)
Scott, but according to Islam, Muslim women don't have souls so they shouldn't be any different than animals :)

I visited with Paul and Joey in early August at their home in Columbus, Indiana. Had a great time!
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Scott
09-11-2006
03:05 PM ET (US)
http://www.lucascookus.com/index.htm
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Scott
08-22-2006
10:28 AM ET (US)
Dwight, Its in the Coran... you can't have s*x with other women but your wife... but there is no mention for animals... boy they must be desperate... Thats why they are so messed up...

 Hey When did you see Paul and Joey?
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
08-14-2006
05:55 PM ET (US)
Paul Freudenthaler and wife Joey Folkert enjoying the lake with some AHS dude
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
08-14-2006
05:54 PM ET (US)
At least we could do is send them some sheep! Scott, could you imagine how funny that was to the soldiers on the ground who took that night vision footage?!! :)
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Scott
08-08-2006
12:24 PM ET (US)
These are the people were are supposedly helping to liberate. The
video is rated R so you have warned...
  
 http://view.break.com/135094
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
08-03-2006
04:59 PM ET (US)
DUDE, HILARIOUS!!!
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
08-02-2006
03:47 PM ET (US)
Check out the “Customers who bought this item also bought” section.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000ALB1S...&v=glance&n=3367581
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
08-01-2006
06:02 PM ET (US)
B-24 noseart
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
08-01-2006
05:47 PM ET (US)
Blue Angels last weekend at the Dayton Air Show
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
07-25-2006
03:16 PM ET (US)
the flaming lips show was phenomenal...one of the best shows I have been to in recent years. highly recommended if they head to your town...Os Mutantes was OK not great but I guess it was good to go for historical purposes...
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
07-25-2006
11:29 AM ET (US)
Wow, what a sweet lineup of shows Raz. I'll have to check out some of those bands the next time I get to an indie music shop. The Greek Theater sounds like one hell of a venue.
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
07-20-2006
02:18 PM ET (US)
last night i started a week or more of some great live shows I will be attending. First off was The Drift, a local SF band that plays dub-jazz-rock...upright bass, drums, guitar, trumpet and swirly electronics...great stuff...more here

http://www.paperandironbooking.com/drift.htm

Saturday is Flaming Lips (with Ween opening up) at the Greek Theater in Berkeley...should be an incredible show...

Tuesday night is the reunion show of Os Mutantes, the Brazilian prog-pop band from the '60s. They are only playing four or five shows in the US and this one at the Fillmore should be quite an event.

then next Friday it is back to the Greek Theater for Manu Chao...Manu Chao es carnal y es el show que mas ansias tengo que ver porque solo viene por estos rumbos cada cinco anyos. Yo (como todos en la banda y el teatro) me voy a poner pachequisimo para ese show...bueno, me voy a poner pachequisimo para todos pero especialmente para mi brother Manu Chao.
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Scott
07-18-2006
03:18 PM ET (US)
Great WEB site... I just sent it to all my Woman friends... I just can't wait...
1505
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
07-14-2006
05:41 PM ET (US)
Very professionally done that website. My secretary could learn a lot from it so I forwarded the URL.

Sonic Youth tonight at the Fillmore...
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http://
07-11-2006
08:27 PM ET (US)
http://advancedmasturbation.com/
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
07-06-2006
01:04 PM ET (US)
France and Italy. I pick Italy.
1502
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
06-27-2006
02:47 AM ET (US)
...and then the Italians have it relatively easy against Ukraine...good games on tomorrow though -- let's see what Ghana can do...
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
06-26-2006
09:20 PM ET (US)
Yes, Italy once again sailed the World Cup blue and is awarded another Oscar for an outstanding performance. Best player/actor falling on the field category, goes to Fabio Grosso for his air induced fall over Lucas Neill giving Italy a 1-0 victory over Australia.

Of course, Australia completely blew it by not subbing another striker or even putting up a decent attack in the box during their 1 man advantage throughout the second period.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
06-25-2006
07:57 PM ET (US)
Raz, you're right. The US just didn't bring much to this cup.

Friggin' Argentina's Rodriguez getting that wonder goal in overtime! I thought Mexico played well enough to win that game, but all the players were so gassed during the overtime period. It was certainly the most riviting match in the cup so far.

Dominic, will do. Raz, my email at work is dwerren@cdc.gov I think I can receive about 2 or 4 megs per email, so you can break them up if you have to.
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DomiGol
06-22-2006
03:21 PM ET (US)
Dwight
Please send Raza your email adress so hw can forward a ton of pictures from Germany. I can't find your personal email and can't post on this site.

Saludos

Dominic
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DomiGol
06-22-2006
02:56 PM ET (US)
Raza
Just got out of the Italy-Czech game, adios ROSICYNT and company.
Sold your Portugal-Mexico ticket, 60 euro value for $ 600 euros because I felt bad for a 17 year old Mexican Kid who started to cry when I told him $ 900 euros. Looks like I got 8 tickets for th Italy- ??? game in the next round, looks like this is going to be a free vacation. I also have yourticket for the Argentina-Mexico game and that one I won't let go for less than $1000 euros.
Saludos Mutherfockers!
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
06-22-2006
01:12 PM ET (US)
USA out...now, dwight, today's penalty against USA was a bit over the top...but bottom line is USA couldn't score...Beardsley shouldn't have been started in this game; Johnson from the beginning
1496
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
06-21-2006
04:00 PM ET (US)
Dominic, check out the Brazil fans:

http://nynerd.com/brazil-vs-turkey-worldcup/
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
06-21-2006
03:54 PM ET (US)
I agree on your assessment of the ref trying to get the game back in control. After McBride got the bloody nose he was probably thinking he has to cool this one down. And, you also see that happen in basketball when players start getting physical there tends to be more techincal fouls.

Raz, please have a shot of tequila with Dominic for me in celebration of Mexico advancing to the SWEET 16!
1494
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
06-21-2006
03:51 PM ET (US)
MEXICO ADVANCES! WOOHOO!
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
06-21-2006
01:43 AM ET (US)
yes, the intention of the USA players when they received the red cards was not as blatantly violent as De Rossi's...They clearly were going for the ball but, as I mentioned before, that is the danger of playing rough...every once in a while, you arrive late to the ball. One could argue that the referee was too strict in his ruling but you can't say that the referee was wrong since both US red cards were low fouls behind the player...which almost always get you a yellow card...if you have a yellow, then it's a red...

From the referee's standpoint, the more you let the fouls happen the more it gets out of control. In such intense games, it is much safer to be strict. I'm not sure I buy the "level the field" theory since then it would be hard to explain the Pope expulsion but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt only because the US played their heart out. They didn't deserve to win but perhaps deserved the tie.
1492
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
06-20-2006
05:47 PM ET (US)
Raz, I'm going to play the typical biased US soccer fan and continue the topic :) If one goes back and takes a look at the context of the play when the red cards happened against the US I think I can justify the play. First, let me say that De Rossi's elbow to McBride's nose is without question and deserves a red card. Eveyone I've talked to so far agrees. So, back to the context of the match and when the cards occurred. You've got a situation where the US is playing 11 against 10 and you know what's going on inside of ref Larrionda's mind. He's looking for an opportunity to level the field. You see this all the time in basketball when refs call makeup fouls to level the play. So, pinche Larrionda (with this in mind) finds his first opportunity shortly before intermission. If you look at the tape you'll see Mastroeni clearly trying execute a two-footed tackle and make a pass to Dempsy, which, by the way, would have setup an attack on Italy's goal as they were clearing out that end of the field. That's exactly where the ball went, to Dempsy, so I don't think it was a blatant attempt to take out Italy's player. And, the second yellow to Eddie Pope is totally lame because he got to the ball first. The Italian player knows this and goes down in typical acting fashion deserving an Oscar and Golden Globe for his performance.

Fouls are fouls, yellow and red cards are to be used appropriately. The reality is FIFA is trying to get their message through, which is cut back on the aggressive play, therefore injuries. But, they are doing it the expense of good players being removed from the tournament. And I agree with you that it's mainly that the US was going to come out full bore in this do or die match.
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
06-19-2006
03:32 PM ET (US)
dwight -- i beg to disagree...the referee was right on target ...all those cards were very well deserved. the truth of the matter is that, if you play so rough, you are bound to make fouls. You make too many fouls, you're out....but it was good to see USA actually trying since they didn't put much effort against Czech Republic
1490
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
06-19-2006
02:04 PM ET (US)
Pinche ref in the US-Italy game. He really screwed us over. Oh well, there is hope yet.
1489
DOMINIC
06-19-2006
10:50 AM ET (US)
In Stutgart today for the Spain-Tunesia games at 9pm local time.
Raza is leaving for USA but Ponch is schelduled to fly in manana for the Portugal-Mexico game.
Yesterday was the 1st game in 12 days I had no beer and today I feel like shit, so I ma off for some more German Suds.
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
06-17-2006
06:29 AM ET (US)
the rock'n'roll life is getting to me.
1487
DomiGol
06-17-2006
05:51 AM ET (US)
Dwight, just woke up after a 0-0 tie. Mexico played very well the GGGOOOOOOLLLL just din't get there. Partied until daylight which is really not that big of a deal as sunrise is at about 4am in this part of Germany.
Well, we are off to Cologne for Czech Republic- Ghana. Will meet with our friends from Prague so we will be on the RED SIDE!
Raza is still holding up.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
06-16-2006
11:25 PM ET (US)
Ok, I'm still drinking, but I assume Dominic and Raz are passed out by now considering they've had a half a day head start on the partying :)

US better kick Italy's ass tomorrow. NO EXCUSES! VAMANOS!
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
06-16-2006
04:54 PM ET (US)
Four yellow cards and one red card for Angola, what a bunch of thugs!

I'll take the tie though as Mexico now has 4 points :)
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
06-15-2006
12:25 PM ET (US)
HA! :) That was actually a scan of a small paper coupon I kept. Some really cool dude that has connections had a whole stack of them. Imagine that!

GO MEXICO!!!
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
06-15-2006
11:27 AM ET (US)
dwight -- yeah, i am here with dominic...well, actually, we split up right now but are getting back together tomorrow for mexico vs. angola...

found the easter egg...nice card...did you send one home?
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
06-14-2006
09:52 PM ET (US)
Tepeji Gang, I've placed an Easter Egg in the website.

Dominic can find it as he knows the place we went to and where to look :)

Hint: It was within walking distance to our hotel.
1481
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
06-14-2006
06:03 PM ET (US)
http://mexico.dwighit.com/
1480
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
06-13-2006
09:24 AM ET (US)
Dominic found a few tickets
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
06-13-2006
09:23 AM ET (US)
Raz, are you in Germany with Dominic?

Futbomonic sends his love gang:

Dwight,

Yes, I was at the Mexico game chanting like crazy and drinking lots of Tequila. Yesterday we saw USA get its butt kicked in 3-0 and tonigh we are off to see Deep Purple. Next game for us Spain-Ukraine thursday, Mexico Angola friday and Czech Republic-Italy. I will send you pictures.
 
Dominic
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
06-12-2006
09:23 PM ET (US)
futz...major alcohol poisoning after mexico vs. iran in nuremburg...train to gelsenkirchen was extremely painful...czech whooped USA butt today something severe...we had our cruz azul shirts on though...
1477
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
06-06-2006
11:19 AM ET (US)
6-6-6
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
06-01-2006
03:30 AM ET (US)
looks like you had some fun nights. guayaberas and all...dominic, you have a week or so to recover before the next adventure!

scott -- glad you liked the selections...i imagine you'll be finding things on that drive for a long time to come...que la pases chingon en San Diego...tienes el Brew conference?
1475
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
05-31-2006
10:34 AM ET (US)
with Dominic eating tacos around 5 am Sunday morning at El Fingon, Acapulco
1474
Scott M
05-30-2006
05:02 PM ET (US)
Buenisimas fotos Raza... Por ahi tenia unas fotos de del show.

Raza... te pasaste de chingon... Me pusiste uno de mis favoritos Steele eye Span... Tengo unos 3 o 4 discos en casa de mi jefa.

Hoy voy para san diego y regreso el sabado.
Happy peda
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
05-16-2006
11:13 AM ET (US)
http://skyandtelescope.com/observing/objec.../article_1704_1.asp
1472
DOMINIC
05-15-2006
07:19 PM ET (US)
Janito: La verdad es que no tengo el tel de Chucho, mejor hablale tu.
1471
Alex Juarez
05-15-2006
07:15 PM ET (US)
Dwight: We will have a few Tepejianos in the reunion. Enough to creat havoc in Acapulco.
Dominic: Que onda, va Chucho? quien sabes que va de seguro?
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DOMINIC
05-15-2006
05:34 PM ET (US)
Dwight: I really don't know if he will be showing up. He loves in Queretaro now and he hasn't indicated anything.
You will be probably surprised at how many people do go to the reunion.
Last time I thought no one would show up and we had over 70 people. Also, you will be surpirsed at how many people you really didn't hang out with, will want to party with you.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
05-15-2006
05:17 PM ET (US)
Raz, have fun in FishTown with the hardware geeks. We'll try and stay away from computers that weekend as booze, pools, and computers don't mix well.

Dominic, is Martin up for hanging with us next week or even considering coming to the reunion? Which party animals from the Tepeji zoological and botanical gardens are escaping their cages next week?
1468
DOMINIC
05-07-2006
12:26 AM ET (US)
Muy buenas fotos Raza. I see Martin Diaz, Raza, El Pulgarcito (i can't remember his real name), Roland Rumbaut y Eduardo Lozano. This was a sold out show at the AHS thether or what ever it was called (Circa 1980)
lower picture also includes from left to right: Ramon Ricoy, John Pike, Scott Macias, Jose Pepino Olachea and Ronald Rumbaut.
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
05-05-2006
01:54 AM ET (US)
Mas Guajiros
1466
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
05-05-2006
01:53 AM ET (US)
Guajiro Boys!
1465
Sarah Bromley
05-04-2006
11:56 PM ET (US)
I will be away in Montreal from April 29th to May 4th. I will not be checking e-mail but will answer all e-mail upon my return on May 4th.
Thank you.
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
05-04-2006
09:20 PM ET (US)
sorry, dudes, I have to be in Seattle that week at one of the ultimate geek fests - WinHEC...which is the Windows Hardware Engineers Conference...it is generally a bore but partying in Seattle is fun. Last WinHEC, I managed to go to Belle and Sebastian...I was walking back from the convention center to my hotel and it went by the Paramount Theater. I looked at the billboard and noticed B&S playing so bought a ticket and walked in...

Que se la pasen de pelos en el DF y Acapulco
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
05-04-2006
12:13 PM ET (US)
OYE! Wake up!

How many of the Tepeji Gang will be hanging with Dominic and me during the week of May 22nd?
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
05-01-2006
04:20 PM ET (US)
Martin, will you be hooking up with Dominic, myself and amigos during the week of May 22nd? Dude, you should hitch a ride and come to Acapulco with us that Memorial Day weekend. You can crash for free in my hotel room if you like. I'll be too drunk and passed out on the floor to reach the bed anyways.
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
05-01-2006
12:35 AM ET (US)
Pinche Sarah que no invitas a la peda en Montreal ...

this is pretty funny...

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2006/4/30/1441/59811
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Sarah Bromley
04-29-2006
11:56 PM ET (US)
I will be away in Montreal from April 29th to May 4th. I will not be checking e-mail but will answer all e-mail upon my return on May 4th.
Thank you.
1459
Martín
04-29-2006
11:30 AM ET (US)
This bill includes 3 peyote heads for personal use.
1458
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
04-28-2006
09:11 PM ET (US)
time to move to mexico!!!!!!!
1457
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
04-28-2006
04:07 PM ET (US)
Mexican Bill Would Legalize Some Drugs
By MARK STEVENSON, Associated Press Writer

MEXICO CITY - Mexico's Congress approved a bill Friday that would legalize drug possession for personal use — decriminalizing the carrying of small amounts of marijuana, cocaine and even heroin.

The only step remaining is the signature of the president, whose office indicates he will sign the measure, despite the implications for the war on drugs.

The bill, approved by the Senate on a 53-26 vote with one abstention, had been approved earlier by the lower house of Congress.

U.S. officials had no immediate reaction on what this means for the fight against drug trafficking, or the vast numbers of American students who visit Mexico on vacation.

"The presidency congratulates the Congress for approving the reforms," said presidential spokesman Ruben Aguilar. "This law gives police and prosecutors better legal tools to combat drug crimes that do so much damage to our youth and children."

The bill legalizes possession of small amounts of heroin, cocaine, ecstasy and marijuana.

"No charges will be brought against ... addicts or consumers who are found in possession of any narcotic for personal use," the bill reads.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
04-28-2006
04:07 PM ET (US)
Tengo la hueva!
1455
Scott
04-19-2006
07:54 PM ET (US)
Te llamo mañana Abril 20
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
04-17-2006
07:25 PM ET (US)
Scott:

vas a rentar auto para poder llegar a San Francisco mero? tambien te puedes tomar taxis...te salen como a treinta varos de tu hotel a San Pancho...

nos vemos el miercoles o jueves en la nocturna...
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Scott
04-17-2006
05:29 PM ET (US)
Dominic... Portate bien.. <;o)

Raz llego el 19 y me voy el 21. Estare en el DOUBLETREE SAN FRANCISCO ARPT Address: 835 AIRPORT BLVD. Te llamo y aver si nos echamos unas frias.
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
04-13-2006
02:00 AM ET (US)
heard it was a great show but I had to go to NY...april 20th? yeah, i'll be around...you coming to SF?
1451
DOMINIC
04-12-2006
03:35 PM ET (US)
Pinche Scott, sounds like you had a great time! o como dicen en Mexico, que Hueva!
1450
Scott
04-12-2006
02:21 PM ET (US)
Raza, you missed a great show at CTIA in Vegas. I even saw Circ de Solei twice... boy my feet hurt. Let me know if you will be in town on the 20th.
1449
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
04-05-2006
02:33 PM ET (US)
Raz, will keep Wolfmother in mind when it comes out in the US.

Independent music stores forever!
1448
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
04-05-2006
02:31 PM ET (US)
Last week was NoisePop here in San Francisco where clubs lower their prices and get tons of bands to play every day...I caught Wolfmother at the Bottom of the Hill...Wolfmother is this new aussie band that is all the rage down under...their album will be released in May here in the US...it rocks in the vein of the old 70s hard rock bands like Black Sabbath and Uriah Heep. highly recommended. Next show -- Blue Oyster Cult at Slims! Jeff Beck played last night at the Warfield but I missed it...sold out too soon...

where is everyone?
1447
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
03-20-2006
09:23 AM ET (US)
Crowds Panic As Flooding Threatens Ireland
1446
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
03-14-2006
09:16 PM ET (US)
Yes, in fact I was down in Louisville, KY a couple of months ago with some buds checking out a strip club and ran across Eat Some in a really great music shop called Ear X-tacy. Hora le RAZ and get with it, Dominic is hungry for some PUSSY! :)

Dominic, where are you staying in Mexico City the week before the reunion? I was planning on getting in on Wednesday and maybe hanging with you or any other brothers out there for a couple of days. Martin, you never did get me Bill Muench's (sp?) phone number so I could call him. Actually, I think Paul Freudenthaler or someone from the class of 82 got me his brother's phone number in Miami, FL.
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
03-14-2006
02:58 AM ET (US)
no sabia que tenian uno nuevo...though i should have supposed because I noticed they're touring...I'll look around for it...te aviso si logro subirlo...ya esta el nuevo de gilmour...saludos, raza
1444
DOMINIC
03-13-2006
11:09 PM ET (US)
rAZA: How about the new Nashville Pussy? Lo tienes? subelo please
1443
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
03-13-2006
04:30 PM ET (US)
Proof of God

OSLO, Norway - It almost seemed like a miracle to Haldis Gundersen when she turned on her kitchen faucet this weekend and found the water had turned into beer.
 
Two flights down, employees and customers at the Big Tower Bar were horrified when water poured out of the beer taps.

By an improbable feat of clumsy plumbing, someone at the bar in Kristiandsund, western Norway, had accidentally hooked the beer hoses to the water pipes for Gundersen's apartment.

"We had settled down for a cozy Saturday evening, had a nice dinner, and I was just going to clean up a little," Gundersen, 50, told The Associated Press by telephone Monday. "I turned on the kitchen faucet and beer came out."

However, Gundersen said the beer was flat and not tempting, even in a country where a half-liter (pint) can cost about 25 kroner ($3.75) in grocery stores.

Per Egil Myrvang, of the local beer distributor, said he helped bartenders reconnect the pipes by telephone.

"The water and beer pipes do touch each other, but you have to be really creative to connect them together," he told local newspapers.

Gundersen joked about having the pub send up free beer for her next party.

"But maybe it would be easier if they just invited me down for a beer," she said.
1442
Scott
03-13-2006
01:08 PM ET (US)
Is Nashville Pussy's Get Some... really good! I like their other stuff. Not sure if I can find it here in my area!

Take a look at this!

200 Motels
http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=1549
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
03-09-2006
06:27 PM ET (US)
Dominic, do you have Nashville Pussy's Get Some? That was release just last year. Also, if you haven't gotten the Judas Priest DVD Rising in the East from last year's tour, don't. I bought you a copy that I'll send shortly or bring it to the reunion.
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DOMINIC
03-07-2006
11:51 PM ET (US)
Dwight: Thats an ugly mutherfocker. Hey,dude, Raza turned me on to a band called Wolfmother, they rock a la old Sabbath, really cool stuff. I am still waiting for some new stuff from Nashville Pussy.
1439
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
03-07-2006
09:52 PM ET (US)
Hola amigos, soy Adivina Quien y listo para cojer
1438
Scott
03-06-2006
12:48 PM ET (US)
Dudes... I see you are having fun...
1437
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
03-03-2006
12:51 PM ET (US)
que rapido desaparecio nuestra "Adivina Quien..." Lastima porque por lo menos se pone entretenida la cosa...y ya me estaba emocionando con la anticipacion de darle camote a sus amigas...en fin...

Mexico 1 - Ghana 0 en amistoso.

Blue Oyster Cult at Slim's on April 10th!
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DOMINIC
03-02-2006
01:15 AM ET (US)
Adivina quien: Te extrañamos mucho mi reyna. Que tal tu camote en Santiago? Si te falla, no te preocupes, aqui hay pa ti y todas tus amigas.
Edited 03-02-2006 01:16 AM
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
03-01-2006
09:15 PM ET (US)
Dominic that totally ROCKS dude about the Stones concert. The only time I caught the Stones were in 1981 for the Start Me Up tour and they rocked a hard and relatively long show for 2 hours and 20 minutes with a short break. I was pretty impressed with their halftime gig at the SB for rockers reaching their 60's. That was quite gracious of Andres, Salvador y Martin for providing the hospitality. If they're any good shows to catch the week before the reunion in DF maybe could all hookup for one. Lates...
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
03-01-2006
09:07 PM ET (US)
Adivina quien, sure I know about it all too well amigo. Hey, now I remember you from AHS. Yea. I almost forgot about the time I was cornholin' you out back behind the mozo's hut? Are your cojones cojones still as small as cacahuates Japones or did you get that sex change operation you were saving all your lunch money for?
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
03-01-2006
05:50 PM ET (US)
I predict a riot!!

chida cancion de the Kaiser Chiefs...se los recomiendo...

a mi se me hace que Adivina quien es vieja...something about the way she writes gives away the fact that she wishes she was a guy or that she could still hang out with the guys...
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Adivina quien...
03-01-2006
03:06 PM ET (US)
puto dwight, como se nota que conoces de estas cosas mi buen...

ya ya no se me alborote mi loquita, que tengo moronga para todas.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
03-01-2006
02:54 PM ET (US)
¿Adivina quien? ¿De dónde estuviste puto? Qué, no tienes su vaso de petroleum jelly? No te preocupes guey, nosotros tocaremos mas fácil con su bunghole.
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Adivina quien...
03-01-2006
02:12 PM ET (US)
Hola cabrones, apuesto que a veces se acuerdan de mi!!! Veo que se han puesto rucos para sus pinches posts!!!
Valen pura verga con sus idolos jajajajaja
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DOMINIC
02-28-2006
07:17 PM ET (US)
Rolling Stones was Super! plus a great peda with Salvador, Martin and Andres Dekovich providing the spiritual non drinking inspiration.
Yesterday went to eat with Rodolfo Rodriguez and Pepe Botellas who I had not seen in ages.
Tonight Ramon Ricoy called and Nacho Beerscarra called also, SALUD!
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
02-28-2006
05:42 PM ET (US)
After a Buckcherry concert with lead singer Josh Todd (notice blackeye from mosh pit)
Edited 02-28-2006 05:42 PM
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
02-28-2006
05:27 PM ET (US)
I've seen that wrestler somewhere before with a CAGUAMA in his hand!
Edited 02-28-2006 05:37 PM
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DOMINIC
02-23-2006
05:40 PM ET (US)
Raza
There is an image. I will be with Martin and Salvador sunday night at EL FORO SOL for a little Satisfaction "Los Rolling Estons en concierto"
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DOMINIC
02-23-2006
05:38 PM ET (US)
EL POMO UN LUNES EN LA NOCHE EN LA ARENA PUEBLA
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
02-23-2006
02:40 PM ET (US)
yo! why'd you have me upgrade this if no one posts photos?? I am going to see supergrass at the great american music hall (best place for a show in SF) tonight and will post a shot tomorrow.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
02-14-2006
06:18 PM ET (US)
Raz, my wife got a small all-in-one retro turntable/CD/cassette player for Christmas. She's been playing all our old LPs. Man it's freaky to hear all the crackles and pops after being in a sterile digital world all these years.
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
02-14-2006
01:05 AM ET (US)
growing up, i had an Acoustic Research turntable from the early sixties (this one to be precise: http://www.vinylnirvana.com/history/ar_advert_1.jpg) that was belt driven with a single button (on and off) ...it was a hassle to switch between 45 and 33 rpm cuz you had to take the platter off and change the belt position so i tended to listen to a lot of LPs instead of singles...one cool feature i discovered around the stoner age was that if you rotated the platter counter-clockwise in the off position and then turned it on, it kept on playing backwards (to this date, I am not sure why it worked this way). Anyway, it was crucial for listening to all those songs that were rumored to have backmasking in them...
 
funny thing is i don't remember Stairway to Heaven backmasking as being as freaky as it is here...perhaps it was because of the aforementioned stoner age:
 
http://jeffmilner.com/backmasking.htm
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DOMINIC
02-13-2006
11:40 PM ET (US)
10 reglas que las mujeres deberán acatar en este próximo mundial para evitar enojos innecesarios con sus parejas:

1- Se cancelarán los "mañaneros" o "madrugadores", pues a esa hora estaremos viendo partidos.

2- Es muy posible que recibamos visitas entre las 5 de la mañana y las 4 de
la tarde, por lo que es necesario tener preparadas botanas y cervezas para
atenderlos dignamente.

3- A las 7 de la noche se apagan todas las luces y nos acostamos todos para
poder descansar lo suficiente y no perder ninguno de los partidos.

4- Entre las 7 de la mañana y las 5 de la tarde siguiente existirá una
especie de "toque de queda", por lo que cualquier necesidad como leche,
medicinas, emergencias pediátricas, etc. deberá ser objeto de trámite
anticipado para ser cubiertas antes o después del horario ya mencionado.

5- Debido a que el desvelo puede traer algunas consecuencias en los lugares
de trabajo que afecten directamente los ingresos como reducción de horas
extra, bonificaciones y hasta alguna suspensión y que los gastos en
productos etílicos se elevarán considerablemente, se les sugiere que como
amas de casa conscientes establezcan un "plan de ahorro de emergencia" que
evite gastos superfluos como: Cereal, papel higiénico con aroma, cosméticos,agua embotellada, y otros, para poder subsistir el mes decentemente


6- Coordinarse con las mamás de los compañeritos de los niños para poder
establecer quien los va a ir a dejar al colegio en las mañanas, en el
supuesto caso de que estas instituciones se empecinen en no adecuar la hora de entrada para los escolares.

7- La decoración de la casa cambiará ese mes de acuerdo a los colores
oficiales del equipo predilecto del hombre de la casa; En caso de haber
conflicto con las predilecciones de alguno de los hijos, la casa será
dividida en zonas, a efecto de instalar gallardetes, banderas y posters.

8- Nuestro humor va a ser extremadamente variable de acuerdo a los
resultados de los encuentros del día anterior, puede variar desde profundas
depresiones hasta despilfarradoras alegrías (Manifestándose en grandes
borracheras en ambos casos)

9- Los sábados por la tarde y domingos todo el día serán consideradas como
momentos de recuperación de las horas de sueño perdidas durante lo días
pasados, por lo que pueden ir posponiendo piñatas, excursiones y reuniones
familiares.

10-El dormitorio de los niños pequeños deberá reubicarse lo mas lejos
posible de la TV, puesto que las casas se llenarán de expresiones no
apropiadas para ellos, tales como: "Arbitro pendejo", "Tira idiota",
"Jueguen culeros", "¡Que mierda!", etc. y el grito de
¡Gooooooooooahíiiiiiiii... típico de cuando juega la Selección Nacional, y
el famoso y añorado ¡Gooooooooooooooooooool¡ se puede escuchar en cualquier
minuto del horario antes indicado.

Nota: A partir de que termine el mundial, el matriarcado podrá
reestablecerse en los hogares que así lo determinen.
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Scott
02-07-2006
01:37 PM ET (US)
Martin... Get well!!!
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Scott
02-06-2006
02:05 PM ET (US)
Martincho.... Feliz Cumpleaños.... Seguro se esta curando la Cruda...
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
02-06-2006
12:25 PM ET (US)
feliz cumpleanyos, martin...donde andas, mr. desaparecido?
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
02-03-2006
05:41 PM ET (US)
i'm about to head out for the weekend...off to go pick up tickets to Supergrass at the Great American Music Hall which takes place Feb 20th...GAMH is probably the best place in SF to see bands...i recommend you try to check Supergrass out if they tour in your neighborhood. great band and their latest album is worth picking off..Then off to Laila's school to some event or other...

I leave you with this before heading off-

http://youtube.com/w/Brokeback-to-the-Future?v=zfODSPIYwpQ
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DOMINIC
02-02-2006
09:24 PM ET (US)
Brigitte Bardot get my vote.
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
02-02-2006
08:00 PM ET (US)
pretty cool Ukulele playing...

these are the videos I've been digging...i just love them swinging '60s...

http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=775A3C1926610C05

France Gall doing Laisse Tomber Les Filles is the best ...Bonnie and Clyde with Gainsbourg and Bardot is pretty good too...
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
02-02-2006
02:26 PM ET (US)
Excellent acoustic version on the ukelele of "While My Guitar Gently Weeps"


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=829401773913198414
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
01-31-2006
05:27 PM ET (US)
Raza, I'll send you a care package or some money. Thanks amigo for the QT upgrade. I'm currently toying around with my dual layer DVD burner under Linux. So far vobcopy and dvdread have worked well. I need to buy some DVD9 discs to see if K3B will burn above the 4.7 gig barrier. Yea, you're a big ole geek all right if you can understand all the bit rate and encoding mumbo jumbo :)

Very cool photos! I need to get busy.
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DOMINIC
01-31-2006
10:56 AM ET (US)
Raza: Mi cuate no me a contestado lo de los boletos para el proximo juego ahi en SF. Vi el juego en la TV y la cancha se veia jodidisima
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
01-31-2006
01:53 AM ET (US)
the camera on my cell phone sux but I had a busy week out and about...Mexico vs. Noruega donde Mexico gano en el ultimo minuto con un gol muy bonito. Cuautemoc Blanco de regreso al Tri...not sure how I feel about that yet...sure, he's the best Mexican player pero como alborota al equipo.

Second shot was from this press-only show that I managed to finagle a ticket to for Calexico at this small club in SF...great show as they played their forthcoming album from start to finish and then some older songs. Great show and a great band...I hope they make it to the next level.
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
01-31-2006
01:50 AM ET (US)
Calexico at the Make-Out Room
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
01-31-2006
01:50 AM ET (US)
Mexico vs. Noruega at Candlestick Park
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
01-30-2006
02:35 AM ET (US)
John - no blunders..saludos a maureen and tell her she can contact my mother at h.zaidi@att.net or 1(516) 791-3378
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John Maroney
01-29-2006
09:51 PM ET (US)
Raza. My sister Maureen who lives in Mexico wants to know how to contact Hilda. Hopefully I have not blundered and your mother is still living.
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
01-29-2006
06:33 PM ET (US)
here are my votes for best albums of 2005:

Bloc Party - Silent Alarm
The Decemberists - Picaresque
Supergrass - Road to Rouen
Kaiser Chiefs - Employment
Kate Bush - Aerial
Van der Graaf Generator - Present
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DOMINIC
01-28-2006
03:23 PM ET (US)
Raza: Gracias, esta muy chingon tener esto.
Martin: Please, no fotos of you and Tina K.
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
01-28-2006
02:11 AM ET (US)
well, i finally found some time to upgrade this here message board so we can now upload images...limit is 500KB o sea que vayanse leve con el porno...let's see if more posters show up...

That photo is about 8-9 years old in NYC at what used to be my favorite pizzeria on 3rd av. right off st. marks...right next to the continental divide...
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
01-28-2006
02:08 AM ET (US)
Through the Looking Glass at the (now defunct) St. Marks Pizza
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DOMINIC
01-21-2006
10:15 PM ET (US)
Raza: Ya,that's it! Im going to put on Areas Event album on right now! Boy, I might regret it tonight with a Munster type nightmare.
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
01-20-2006
08:35 PM ET (US)
dwight -- i guess we're obsessed with all things digital

the sad thing about that entry from wikipedia is that I actually understand all of that second paragraph since I used to work on compression algorithms back in the '90s when I worked at Intel.

192kb/s is the minimum I will accept (unless it is an ultra, ultra obscure album that I just can't find...por ejemplo, Area's Event 76) though I can tell the difference from a CD (not that I care too much, mind you)...by 224 or 256, I can't tell the diff
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
01-20-2006
02:25 PM ET (US)
Most certainly rooting for Big Ben and the Steelers this weekend! We'll see if Ben is up for it.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
01-20-2006
01:41 PM ET (US)
Here's an excerpt from the wikipedia site on Vorbis:

Given 44.1 kHz (standard CD audio sampling frequency) stereo input, the current encoder as of September 2004 will produce output from 45 to 500 kbit/s (32 to 500 kbit/s for aoTuV tunings) depending on the specified quality setting. Quality settings run from -1 to 10 (-2 to 10 for aoTuV tunings) and are an arbitrary metric; files encoded at -q5, for example, should have the same quality of sound in all versions of the encoder, but newer versions should be able to achieve that quality with a lower bitrate. Vorbis is inherently variable-bitrate (VBR).

Vorbis uses the modified discrete cosine transform (MDCT) for converting sound data from the time domain to the frequency domain. The resulting frequency-domain data is broken into noise floor and residue components, and then quantized and entropy coded using a codebook-based vector quantization algorithm. The decompression algorithm reverses these stages. The noise floor approach gives Vorbis its characteristic analog noise -like failure mode (when the bitrate is too low to encode the audio without perceptible loss), which many people find more pleasing to the ears than the metallic warbling in the MP3 format.

Many users feel that Vorbis reaches transparency (sound quality that is indistinguishable from the original source recording) at a quality setting of -q5, approximately 160 kbit/s. For comparison, it is commonly felt that MP3 reaches transparency at around 192 kbit/s (except for the frequency range, which only occasionally exceeds 16kHz), resulting in larger file sizes for the same sound quality.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
01-20-2006
01:40 PM ET (US)
Raza, you posted your message before mine, but I didn't read yours until after I posted mine :) Dude, that's scary that we're thinking on the same wavelength!

Que ONDAS??!!!!!
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
01-20-2006
01:38 PM ET (US)
The Vorbis ogg format is a true open source audio file format that can be played on several mp3 players and is supported under Linux. The tech talk is that the Vorbis format retain better quality at lower bitrates. Basically, that gives you a smaller file size for a song. But, I doubt it will catch on since mp3 is like VHS and vorbis is like Betamax.
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
01-20-2006
01:34 PM ET (US)
mp3 is what is called a "lossy" compression algorithm...in other word, once it compresses the music file, there is information that can NOT be retrieved...so, yes CD quality is better than mp3. There are "lossless" compression formats such as FLAC...which gives about a 3 to 1 compression ratio (compaired to about 10 to 1 on mp3).

However, if you have been listening to music full volume and attending as many concerts as we have such that your frequency range has been severely compressed, then mp3 compressed at 256KB or above sounds the same as CD audio...

on Vinyl vs. CD -- it is a matter of taste and custom really...there are certain things that digital can't do well such as claps but in general if you grew up on vinyl, the LP sound will fill you with a warmth that CD doesn't have...

laser turntable is around but at about $15,000...japanese company makes them...i think they're called ELP
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DOMINIC
01-20-2006
11:43 AM ET (US)
Raza: Mark Anderson was saying that the sound quality in MP3 is not as good as in CD???
I have heard LP's have a better sound that CD's but I really only listen to LP's because I was too cheap to buy them in CD format.
Last but not least: I heard there is a turntable that uses lasser instead of a needle and eliminates popcorn sound and scracth on records. Do you know anything about this.

Dwight: Are you rooting for Roethlesberger this weekend?
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
01-20-2006
12:58 AM ET (US)
i agree with you...online distribution is the way of the future...but the $1.1 billion you talk about is really controlled by the RIAA...of all the online music stores, only Emusic doesn't use DRM...Napster, Rhapsody, Wal-mart, Yahoo all use Microsoft's DRM and Apple uses it's own Fairplay...

...these DRM systems are "blessed" by the RIAA...

...which is why all my music (close to a terabyte at this point) is in mp3 format...
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
01-19-2006
01:30 PM ET (US)
Online music distribution is the future. RIAA and the MPAA are Nazi slime in my mind. Too much personal and privacy restrictions with all the cool technology coming out these days. They want to run your lives by telling you what you can do with media you legally purchase. Yea, like it makes sense to handcuff the common man from ripping a DVD or CD just for fair use. Never stops the Chinese bootleggers who are doing the real damage.

Last year music sales via the Internet and mobile phones hit 1.1 billion, triple the sales of 2004!
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
01-13-2006
06:23 PM ET (US)
dominic -- saludos al anderson...i passed him your contact info...de coincidencia me lo encontre en Las Vegas en Abril...pero no nos dio tiempo de agarrar la jarra...

i'm ready to start the weekend...i am off to a company party at IODA - the Independent Online Distribution Alliance...they are like the RIAA for indie labels negotiating online rights for music distribution...cool cats...de alli, a ver donde nos lleva la noche...de seguro derecho al canton porque amy va a estar dandole al celular que donde estoy...que los chilpayatls se estan alborotando...bla, bla, bla
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DOMINIC
01-13-2006
04:41 PM ET (US)
Dwight: Two names pop to mind.
1. Vince Young
2. Matt Leinart
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
01-13-2006
04:06 PM ET (US)
HA! Dominic, you're ate up dude! :)

Update on Carson Palmer's knee surgery:

The surgeon who operated on Palmer used the following words:

"devastating and potentially career-ending"

"it's not just like it was a torn ACL"

"It's a magnitude more difficult to recover from and repair. It can and has ended careers, without a doubt"

"On a scale of 1 to 3, it was a 4"

"It was off the chart. It was pretty badly damaged -- shredded is the better term"


Optimistic statements included:

"However, I feel very comfortable with Carson as an athlete and the heart that he's got. In the end, that's the bottom line. I can see the look in his eye already. He's ready to get going."

Which leads me to hope, but with a heavy heart for Cinci's 100 million dollar man.
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DOMINIC
01-13-2006
03:50 PM ET (US)
I recall throwing a punch at the Tiendita helper for not having the Caguamas cold at halftime when we ran down for a quick cold one.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
01-13-2006
02:07 PM ET (US)
Vince Young is incredible! In my opinion, that guy is another Michael Vick, but with a better throwing arm. That would be awesome if he could end up with the Texans. Ahhhh....the days past of the Oilers with Earl Cambell. Now of course, that team now is the Tennessee Titans, but it's more important that the team is forever associated with a city, not the team itself. Afterall, it is the fans of the city that give the team a personality.

Back to the locker room incident. After some talk with some friends who have been listening to local radio and staying up on what happened, it does appear that there was an altercation betweeen Chad Johnson and the wide receivers coach Hue Jackson. Here's the article of the rumor from the Enquirer on Wednesday:

http://news.cincypost.com/apps/pbcs.dll/ar...PT03/601110308/1022

So, bottom line Chad Johnson is emotion and does unload at times, but to me it's an example of how passionate he is for the game, not that this is an example of disrespect of coaches. Dave Lapham is an ex-Bengal and radio announcer and probably the closest guy to the team and he said that nobody talked about a punch being thrown.

Considering the fact that the Bengals had not been to a playoff game in 15 years, the emotional level of trying to perform in front of the home crowd, and having lost his main hookup teammate Palmer, I can understand venting some steam in the locker room.

Dominic, did you ever during your career as a football player for AHS see or do anything like this?
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DOMINIC
01-12-2006
10:28 PM ET (US)
Carson Palmer better make it next year cause baddass mfkr Vince Young will take over the NFL in a year or two.
Boy, this guy is already refered here in Austin as Saint VY and the Houston Texans are getting mucho heat from the fan base so he stays in state as he is originaly from Houston.

Raza: Mañana llega de NY Mark Anderson para una pedita de fin de semana.Ahi les paso el reporte el Lunes.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
01-12-2006
06:24 PM ET (US)
I'll chip it also.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
01-12-2006
06:23 PM ET (US)
And, what goes down in the locker room, stays in the locker room. If it was more than just venting some steam built by the frustration of losing Palmer, Coach Lewis would have reacted accordingly. Remember ex-Bengal Cory Dillon? Lewis doesn't take crap from anyone and Dillon was the biggest all-about-me player Cinci ever had. Chad's not that kind of player. You'll see. Chad will be back next year making super incredible receptions from the best quarterback in the NFL CARSON PALMER!
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
01-12-2006
06:13 PM ET (US)
All just rumor Dominic, and a bad one at that... read hear and stop the spread:

http://www.bengals.com/news/news.asp?story_id=5014

Johnson probably blew some steam, but since it's just the team in the locker room at halftime, I wouldn't take anything you here from the media as the truth.
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DOMINIC
01-11-2006
11:36 PM ET (US)
Raza: I hope I can get you tickets for the Japan-USA game.
I will be in DF with Martini and Salvador in February 26th for the Rolling Stones. I still can't get no Satisfaction and although I saw them in San Diego and Houston, that was back in 2005. I have a funny feeling I will need to be in Monterrey on March 1st.

Dwight: Just heard your Bengal receiver jumped all over the coach at halftime, slugging and shit. Man, you guys better get rid of him before you end up like the Eagles.
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
01-11-2006
07:23 PM ET (US)
shit...didn't get around to upgrading it...out till 3am on a tuesday...started off with Tequila gimlets and then switched to margaritas...yikes...

will upgrade tonight...

Got tickets to see Calexico on the 29th...and Mexico vs. Norway at Candlestick (or Monster Park as it is now known) on the 25th...
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
01-10-2006
10:22 PM ET (US)
ok...I'll upgrade it later tonight once I put the beasts to sleep and before I slip out to my traditional Tuesday night drinkathon at the Latin American Clubbe on 22nd Street between Valencia and Mission (if anyone cares to join)...I still owe you for picking up those late, late night tacos at Selene so no need for chipping in...
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DOMINIC
01-10-2006
08:04 PM ET (US)
Raza: Can you fix this damn quick topic so we can post pictures? I know it cost some but I would be glad to chip in some. How about everyone else??
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martin diaz
01-10-2006
07:30 PM ET (US)
estimados les recomiendo esta estació de web radio:
http://www.deliciousagony.com/

pura buena música, la pueden escuchan con winamp:
http://www.winamp.com/

Saludos y feliz 2006
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
01-09-2006
05:49 PM ET (US)
Raza, I was sick after Palmer was taken out. The Bengals played well enough in the first half, but in the locker at halftime Coach Lewis told them their leader would not be back and you could see it on all their faces. I really believe we could have waxed Pittsburgh yesterday if Palmer hadn't gotten hurt and the refs would have gotten their heads out of Pittsburgh's ass and made some decent calls. Pittsburgh reminded me of the Oakland Raiders back in the 80s. Well, anyway, it was a great season for Cincinnati and I hope Palmer can come back next year and be productive.

Colts will thrash the Steelers.
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
01-09-2006
04:41 PM ET (US)
I'm back from the Consumer Electronics Show...which also coincides with the Adult Entertainment Expos...it was a tough competition between the two shows to see who could exhibit the most silicon...Some cool new gizmos but mostly it was just more gigabytes, megahertz, megapixels than a mind can assimilate. The year of the portable video player though as tons of brand name companies enter the fray. And the large screen TVs and DLP projectors sure gave me a hard-on...

tough luck for Cinci yesterday...bummer about Palmer but things looked pretty good until the bad snap on the field goal attempt...that would have put them 1 point behind and given them momentum...instead they weren't able to do anything the rest of the 2nd half...

My New England is in fine form and should be able to pull off a (difficult) victory against Denver...then on to the Colts but I don't think NE will be able to pull it off...then again, they're still the only wild card team to have ever made it to the big game...

oslo
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
01-03-2006
05:25 PM ET (US)
All in all, that story sounded like one excellent trip, except for Martin's petrified fetal backflash :)

Yea, we all need to start posting more on this site in 2006.

Dominic, I also stayed home on New Years with the wife and drank. It was our 20th wedding anniversary of all things!
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DOMINIC
01-03-2006
04:50 PM ET (US)
Raza: What was even funnier was Martin that night totally freaked out because he ate about 50 times what a regular tripper should eat. He sat curled by the bed while we all went on a night hike up the mountain. I remmember Andres took with jambox so that we could listen to Pink F while crawling through some tiny caves.
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
01-03-2006
01:22 PM ET (US)
yeah, that was one of the most memorable trips...i remember pike, zead and I standing in the yacht club stealing teleras off the buffet...there was a regatta going on and all these popis families were waiting for the end of the race...everything was set up for a post-regatta party at the club...the yacht club was built into the hill and the hill was landscaped so there were these plateaus every 7 or 8 yards heading down to the lake...on one of the plateaus they had laid out long tables for the food... huge bowls of teleras were already out but not the rest of the food...all the trippers had kinda dispersed throughout the place...I was trying desperately to take control of the situation and figured that by eating a bit I'd stop tripping so damn much and thus might I might come down and be able to get a hold of everyone (some of the trippers were totally out of it and were crawling on their hands and knees commando-style through the garden of the house that neighbored the yacht club)...

zead and pike were with me on the plateau eating teleras...Zead was in awe of the beauty, the lush green of the hills, the lake...and pike in his martian humor was explaining to Zead the socio-economic absurdity of the situation of us stealing teleras with EVERYBODY (even the waiters) up at the yacht club staring down at us (or maybe that was just psylocybin induced paranoia) in shock...

the teleras were the biggest mistake...we'd been hiking for a bit and my mouth was cotton dry (because in our tripping state no one thought to bring any water)...i chewed (or thought I chewed) on those fucking things for hours before I could muster up enough saliva to be able to swallow...which kinda made me feel I was losing even further control of the situation...someone finally was able to reach roberto vernon by phone from the yacht club and he rescued us in the parking lot (or outer space depend on your perspective)

happy new years, y'all
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DOMINIC
01-02-2006
10:59 AM ET (US)
Raza: Those trips to San Frnacisco where pretty good trips in a tripping kindda way. I was remmembering the last time in Valle De Bravo when your buddy Zaid? (no me acuerdo bien como se escribe)was tripping on the señoras in Valles main square making quesadillas.

Johnny: Lucky you are still without kiddos. I also had to stay home for New Year's and put kids to bed before I could start drinking. But drinking at home is just not the same, need to get out there to tear it up!
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
12-31-2005
12:15 PM ET (US)
the only mushroom recipes that you need is:

Ingredients:
Big bag of Pajaritos from San Francisco Oxtotilpan
3 Jars of Honey

Directions:
Wash excess dirt off mushrooms. Pour half of each honey bottle down the drain. Stuff mushrooms in half-empty jar of honey. Fill jars with mushrooms. Eat. Discuss whether honey jar was actually half-full before you stuffed mushrooms in there.

Poncharello is in hiding avoiding all the inevitable bets he will have to take on if he shows up here...

Happy New Year...Amy and I didn't secure a baby-sitter for tonight...they all wanted to party themselves...ni pex
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JRS
12-31-2005
11:48 AM ET (US)
Happy new years everyone!!!!!! Lets start drinkin now!!!!
saludos!!!!!
Lost my old cell...new # is 210 595 1160...
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DOMINIC
12-28-2005
01:32 PM ET (US)
Raza: You are right, this is now pretty dead. Maybe for 06 we can start offering Mushroon Tea recepies or shit like that. Or maybe we can stir this shit uo by telling our good friend Puncharelo that Mexico is going to beat Portugal in the World Cup. Punch, are you out there?
Happy new year to all, plenty of booze and happiness to all in 06!
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
12-28-2005
01:24 PM ET (US)
aqui quedo como cemeterio la cosa...feliz anyo nuevo a todos...less war; more sex to all...
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JRS
12-06-2005
01:39 PM ET (US)
Ok here is the friggin season upon us again. I thought we just had x-mas! Anyway I hope you all have a good one!

Johnny
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
11-16-2005
03:00 PM ET (US)
que gran putazo!!!!!!

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Music/11/1...jured.ap/index.html (vean el video)

en efecto, nada como los de al pastor del DF...

oslo
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Scott M
11-14-2005
04:33 PM ET (US)
Dwight, que hongo mi champiñon.... Nothing like some DF tacos... After the partying in SF and some norteño tacos that hit the spot.

Raza I was back in San Diego two weeks ago and went down to TJ for some tacos... and beer at a joint on a street corner. Still man nothing like a DF taco. Hope I can got to Mexico next year and feast like a King...
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
10-21-2005
10:54 PM ET (US)
PUTA MADRE HIJO!

sounds like an awesome time, tacos al pastor, aye...de veras mi amigo... que bueno it must've fue un tiempo borracho para su cumpleaños y con los cuates colegio amerijuana en el Distrito Federal. Eso es lo mas chingon!
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
10-19-2005
12:32 PM ET (US)
Yes, Dwight, you missed a good night out in DF...an awesome (not-photographed) part of the night was going to eat tacos before AND after the bar! Scottex came out to SF a few weeks ago for the telecommunications geek tradeshow and we partied a fair amount that week...those mobile phone companies are making tons of $$ so there were free drinks at most of the parties...even on the show floor during hte day there was free beer and wine...in a weird coincidence that proves DF as the partying capital and confers it as best learning grounds: late, late one night of partying, we went to my usual watering hole to catch the last call drink and we ran into some DF colleagues of Scott's...
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
10-12-2005
05:29 PM ET (US)
Scootex! Que ondas guey? Yea, it woulda been cool to hit Raza's Rockin' Birthday Bash. The pictures are awesome, especially the all the drunkin' Gene Simmons tongue shots. The Tepeji Gang most certainly made some girls happy later that evening :)
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Scott
10-12-2005
12:11 PM ET (US)
Felisidadez Raza en Tu dia!!!! que la pases Bientos... huracanados
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Scott
10-04-2005
04:10 PM ET (US)
Long time I log on here... anything interesting besides Dominics verborrea?

Hey Raza good partying in SF. See you next year.
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DOMINIC
10-04-2005
03:00 PM ET (US)
I guess I can't send messages from my BlackBerry.
All I was trying to say is Long Live Rock ' Roll
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
10-04-2005
01:49 PM ET (US)
Dwight: I guess you're not on peyote cuz you didn't understand Dominic's philosophical treatise...been a while since I reported for duty here...just barely recovering from the Mexico trip...I'd forgotten what is was like to order bottles of tequila at a bar instead of by the drink...damn...en fin, gracias por los que la orgianizaron y gracias a los que se aparecieron...too bad my stay in DF was so short. Otherwise, back to the grind...some good concerts coming to SF soon...in particular, Calexico ...que me gusta mucho...
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
09-27-2005
05:52 PM ET (US)
Dominic, is that some sort of cryptic message or what?
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Dominic Christian
09-26-2005
05:17 PM ET (US)
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
09-26-2005
04:49 PM ET (US)
Pinche Priest rocked last night in Cinci! I'm glad I sprung for the pavillion seat instead of the lawn 'cause the sound was kickin' maximum ondas from the section I was in. Spoke with the sound dude before and after the show and he said there will be a DVD of the tour out in November. They were filming last night, adding to their digital video collection (read below for Halfords comment about the tour). Anthrax opened and had some new fangly computerized soundboard system that was dwarfed by Priest's old school mixer and racks of analog fury. When I asked Priest's sound dude about what he thought of the new high tech sound equip Anthrax had he just turned and told me, "that's not Priest sound" and you man could certainly tell the difference.

Priest opened with Electric Eye with Halford coming out of the middle of the stage from a huge red eye beacon. The stage had metal bleachers that allowed Rob Halford, KK Downing, Glen Tipton, and Ian Hill to roam up and down throughout the concert. Although they didn't perform Exciter, Hell Bent for Leather or Green Manalishi, they certainly made up for it playing Victim of Changes, Living After Midnight, You've Got Another Thing Coming, a killer accoustic version of Diamonds and Rust, and layed it all down on stage with Desert Plains. Tipton and Downing are absolutely still the best heavy metal guitar duo out there. What a treat for the youth of today to hear a show like that!

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In a June 2005 interview with the nationally syndicated radio show "Rockline", JUDAS PRIEST frontman Rob Halford confirmed the group's plans to release one or more live DVDs documenting PRIEST's "Angel of Retribution" tour. Halford said, "We had a wonderful moment recently where we played our hometown in Birmingham, in the Midlands, and we played at the NEC, which is like a big top-notch rock venue, and there were 10,000 metal maniacs there, and we actually filmed that show. We also filmed a show at a famous venue in Sweden called the Globe, and then more recently we filmed two nights at the Budokan in Tokyo . . so we're stock-piling all of this stuff, and eventually, when we get a little break, we'll make sense of it all, and we'll start feeding it out there. So you may get PRIEST at home in Birmingham, you might get PRIEST 'Re-Unleashed in the East' [original working title] in Japan, which is a nice idea, because as you know, that is one of our famous releases — 'Unleashed in the East'. We thought about this, because it was kind of an anniversary trip back to Japan, so we actually DVDed and we ProTooled recorded the whole show. So we're just amassing everything as we go along — we'll probably do the same here in America — and then we'll bring out little pieces, either a worldwide piece or a piece from one country, whatever, we're gonna mix it up and just keep all the stuff going for the PRIEST fans out there that can't get enough of this."
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
09-23-2005
10:33 AM ET (US)
Martin, thanks for posting those pics of Raz' b-day! Man looks like a better part of the gang was there. Besides Andres Dekovic, Raza, you, Dominic, who else was there that I'd know from school? That hoochie coochie waitress certainly looked hot. And what was that bottle of Cazadores she was pouring???? Hmmmm???? Trying to slip that by eh? :)
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
09-23-2005
10:23 AM ET (US)
Dominic, Judas Priest is in town this Sunday and I'm going to the show! I was thinking about springing 50 bucks for a decent pavillion seat, but I'll probably end up getting a 20 dollar lawn ticket and hang out with the topless redneck Cinci chicks :)
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
09-22-2005
08:27 AM ET (US)
Johnny, that sucks dude. Well, maybe getting away from your girlfriend will steer you towards a better camino. Good luck on finding a new one. I'm with Dominic, you need to get that bike on the road while the weather is nice.
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JRS
09-06-2005
01:33 PM ET (US)
Thanx Dom...aver cuando me puedo jalar a Austin...
yea, girls here are hot...but most of them needy...all in time.
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DOMINIC
09-05-2005
08:06 PM ET (US)
JOHN: You need to go on a roadtrip and get it out of your system. There is allways a new job somewhere out there as far as work is concerned. As far as girlfriends, get your self a new one there are some great looking bitches in SA. Remmember Hooter's?

Saludos
Dominic
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JRS
09-05-2005
03:55 PM ET (US)
Whazzup everyone! I tell ya August has been one fucked up month. I had to resign my position for various reasons and then had to essentially kick out my girlfriend of 7 years. We were no longer getting along...anyway, I have been sleeping and trying to keep busy with my house...but this is getting old. I am now gonna start looking for something else to do besides watching tv and holding down the couch.
thats my story...stickin to it..
hope everyone else is ok!

saludos
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martin diaz
08-16-2005
03:11 PM ET (US)
RAZA´S BD 2005 PICTURES CHECK THEM OUT AT:
http://groups.msn.com/TEPEJIGANGFRIENDSPHOTOALBUM/
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martin diaz
08-16-2005
03:08 PM ET (US)
RAZA'S BD 2005
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
07-25-2005
05:07 PM ET (US)
Lance Armstrong's response to a question about what he'll be having Saturday night after he won Stage 20, the individual time trial and his only stage win this year...

"I'm definitely having beer. I don't know about ice cream, but you all know how much I like beer. I told the boys last night, 'If I make it through tomorrow, we're having beers tomorrow night.' So beers are on me."
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JRS
07-13-2005
10:41 AM ET (US)
Yesir, Tim came down...we hung out and drank a bit too much,
I will make sure to call u in October...Glad the concert was good...Judas Priest allways put on a good show even though Halford is a butt pirate...he can sing like a mutha!
 Maria, gotta post your # so we can call ya...
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DOMINIC
07-13-2005
10:26 AM ET (US)
John: Judas was super chingon! Even if el puto de Rob Halford is gay, I really fucking rocked. The best place to see heavy metal shows is in San Antonio, no doubt.
I will definetly go see the Ozzfest in late August, call me if you wanna hook up.
Whats the story with Tim? did he come or not?
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JRS
07-13-2005
10:01 AM ET (US)
Maria...where have u been? Will post here again when Tim comes back. Saludos a Debbie...

Dom: How was Judas priest? I wanted to go but had to take care of some biz with my padrinos.

peace and hairgrease
john
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DOMINIC
07-13-2005
12:31 AM ET (US)
Maria: While in Austin, if you girls are going to go out for a few drinks, call me cel 7913084. I might know a bar or 2.
Do you know who Stephany Richmond is? She called me a few months ago she is now living in Austin, por si te interesa.

Saludos
Dominic
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Maria Donovan
07-12-2005
08:03 PM ET (US)
Que onda amigos? Yep, I am still in Houston and very upset that I missed this 'gathering' with Tim! Voy para Austin el Jueves a ver a mi amiga Debbie Fuller. She just moved there 7/5.

Cuidense
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JRS
06-13-2005
07:47 PM ET (US)
Dom...perdon!, I didnt check this baord till today...I thought we would of heard from you... a la proxima...regressa Tim en Octubre.

Dwight...sounds like a good plan...Austin is the shit!

Raza...saludos!
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
06-13-2005
11:17 AM ET (US)
dwight: from the writing, looks like you were doing the ol' herb/spirits mixaroo...I've been super busy working on a start-up....so nights involves a lot of meeting with the other founders and shit like that...tepeji reunion is austin sounds like a great idea...saludos, raza
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
06-11-2005
12:45 AM ET (US)
Oh, yea, I know it's spelled Meunch.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
06-11-2005
12:45 AM ET (US)
Raz, where the fuck are you man? Did you fall off of the face of the planet or sumpin? Just razzin you man :) I got sort of this alcohol/herb buzz going right now so I'm kinda feeling like a redneck running around in the middle of some podunk farmer's corn field.

So, considering that we used to have boom boxes in the AHS smoking lounge back in our day, how many Gigs of MP3s do you think we would have been ripping if we had that technology back then?
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
06-11-2005
12:40 AM ET (US)
Marin, you still haven't gotten me Bill Minch's email or phone number. I need to call him up and see how dafuh he's been. You know he snapped up one hell of a great pictorial of our time in DF during high school. I wonder if he's scanned all of his negatives onto digital format. Well, if you think about it sometime before now and next May when I come down to critique your Zappa collection, let me know.

Lates....
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
06-11-2005
12:37 AM ET (US)
Oooops, I meant limits. It's Sept. 23-25.

Holy Shongitos Drunkman!
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
06-11-2005
12:34 AM ET (US)
Que paso? pinche cabrones borracho....

Hoye, tenemos hacer mucho peda orale. When da fuck are we gonna all hook up and rip a mean drunk? Maybe the Austin City Lights would be a killer trip. How far is Austin from Cinci.....hold on it's only 1130 miles. Solomente diez y siete horas.
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Dominic Christian
06-06-2005
12:29 PM ET (US)
OK
You got me there on the 9th for sure!


Dominic Christian
NORBAC III INTERNATIONAL Co.
4175 Freidrich Lane, Suite 100
Austin, Texas 78744
USA
Tel: 512-4595454
Fax: 512-4595456
dominic@norbac3.com

En este portal podra ver algunos productos que manejamos en NORBAC III http://www.norbac3.com



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JRS
06-03-2005
12:44 PM ET (US)
Dom... el pinche Tim arives on Thursday the 9th...vente para San Antonio...te invito a una fiesta at my brothers bar...or titty bar of our choice, or we can come up to Austin
call me, or I shall try and call you on Friday...I have an extra couch/floor/car to sleep in/on/around
My new Home # is 210 595 1160...cell is 210 296 1230

of course this is an invite to whomever wants to make it...

I hope everyone is ok...

ps: I was sick this week, the Dr. told me to take plenty of vitamin c...so I switched to screwdrivers...fuckin vodka...que peda!

Dwight...if you need some bullshit for your hongitos...try hanging out with the class of 84...they will hook u up! :-)

salud cbrones!
( yes I am still buzzing )
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
05-12-2005
05:52 PM ET (US)
Dear Tepeji Gang,

Mi hongito picker esta fuera de servicio. Por Favor, yo necisito un nuevo, un pala, y un carreta de caca de toro. Tienes algunos?
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Dominic
05-10-2005
11:10 AM ET (US)
Dwight: I believe the aztecs gods are aligned to finally make this a reunion in the land where the Agave grows. Godess Mayahuel is smiling.

Anyone else for Acapulco memorial weekend 2006?
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
05-10-2005
08:59 AM ET (US)
Here's what Juanito Hendrixo emailed me concerning la peda:

"I think we may just have to make that trip, uh?"

and to that I replied

"The Aztec gods are calling us!"
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
05-06-2005
08:42 AM ET (US)
John, I hooked up with Paul Fruedenthaler a couple years ago around Thanksgiving.

Dominic, most certainly, it would be way cool if the Tepeji Gang and friends could all hook up for a pre-reunion partay! If I don't get some tacos al pastor, several vickies and some adobodas down in the zona rosa, I'm gonna be bummin' big time!
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John Maroney
05-05-2005
09:21 PM ET (US)
Dominic. For the reunion we must contact all the old gang. Even the most obscure of our fellow classmates. Ghosts from the past such as Carlos Caballero and Mark Freudenthaler.
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Dominic
05-03-2005
10:56 AM ET (US)
Dwight: Si señor, but lets Maroney and someone else so that everyday is a big peda!
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
05-02-2005
10:24 PM ET (US)
Dominic, concerning next year's 25th reunion for our class, would there be a possibility you might want to spend a day or so in Mexico City before we all get together in Acapulco? Just tossing that out cause it'd be great to hook up with some of our Distrito Federal buds. And Martin would certainly want to show us his Frank Zappa collection!
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JRS
04-26-2005
07:22 PM ET (US)
Look what I found:

http://home.elka.pw.edu.pl/%7Epgrabow1/kolezka.swf?name=Loya

:-)
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
04-12-2005
11:37 PM ET (US)
I'm the ayatollah of pukerola! :)
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DOMINIC
04-06-2005
10:50 PM ET (US)
Dwight: I will buy it this weekend and also hope to get my hands on a copy of the Ozzy box set. Talking about Yegger, I love you Yeagger-bombs , they rule and keep you going and going and pukearola!
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
04-06-2005
10:49 PM ET (US)
As long as we don't have to all drive to Austin with gas at $2.50 a gallon! Geeeez, whatthefuh is up with all the camel humpin' white-house-sucking oil mongers?!?
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
04-06-2005
10:47 PM ET (US)
By the way, has anyone bought that new puppy yet?
1320
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
04-06-2005
10:46 PM ET (US)
Now if we can just upgrade his internal MP3 player to play the latest Judas Priest "Angel of Retribution" CD instead of the 8-track version of Stained Class....
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
04-06-2005
10:43 PM ET (US)
Feliz B-day Timo!

Johnny, that's right Dominic had his liver upgraded from a Pentium II to a Pentium IV last year. Now he can process tequila shots, caguamas, jegger, and goldschlager twice as fast as before AND serf the web for porn without any data loss!
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DOMINIC
04-03-2005
10:58 PM ET (US)
tim: Feliz cumpleanos cabron. I heards you don't drink that much anyone. Puta madre, you are for a mega-peda in June.

JRS: Getting your liver ready is for rookies. I had a alcohol processor installed many moons ago.
You can ask, well, just about anyone.
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JRS
04-03-2005
03:34 PM ET (US)
Hey everyone....today is Tims birthday...salud hermano!!!
Dom: it is confirmed for the first part of June...Tim WILL be coming down...we WILL be calling you and I forsee a trip to Austin or some kinda reunion...I will confirm dates later...better start liver training!!!
guys...think about getting some time off of work...
Maria...if you still read these boards...come hang with us!!! Your in Houston right?

Ponch...Billy...where in da hell did u all disapear too???

saludos a todos!!!
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DOMINIC
04-01-2005
11:19 PM ET (US)
JRS: Fuck a few beers! we should drink a fuck load of beers, do a fuck load of shots of tequila and then go mess around for a bit. See you all in Austin this summer!
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
04-01-2005
08:39 AM ET (US)
Dios mio Diego!
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DOMINIC
03-30-2005
12:22 PM ET (US)
If you really want to find god
www.iglesiamaradoniana.com
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JRS
03-29-2005
01:59 PM ET (US)
yep...gonna git hot down here in Tejas...kinda blah today, but we will be getting warmer weather soon...
I think Tim is gonna come down this summer...we should all hook up in Austin...have a few beers...

As far as going to hell...not to worry...I put in my resume and they said they werent interested...afraid I would take over...
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DOMINIC
03-29-2005
01:07 PM ET (US)
Dwight: Im with you , fuck Japanese cars but the pinche gringos need to get their shit together.
Climate in Austin has been in the mid 70's for about a week with scattered showers. Our spring last about another 4 weeks and then the furnace will be turned up to the lower 90's for May and in tower 100's for June-mid Sept. But not to worry, got 5-6 bottle of tequila in the freezer and plenty of beer.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
03-28-2005
10:14 PM ET (US)
Yea, yea, buy Japanese. No thanks, I'd rather by Mexican and keep the money here in North America! :) Actually, my Dad, Mr. Buy USA who got sucked south of the border by Bendix brake corporation so I could party my ass off with you mutha fuckas bought a Subaru last year. After all these years of buying Ford and GM he finally bought a Jap car. I give him shit about it cause he always told me to buy American. Hell, buying a Honda or Toyota practically supports the US worker more these days.

I started tearing apart the car this afternoon after work. I friggin unbolted the engine mount bolts my mistake and the engine dropped down! :) I manged to jack the thing back up and bolt it back. Drained the antifreeze, took off the altenator and tomorrow I'll strip it down to the block. I figure it's a good excuse to take off work since the weather is going to be nice tomorrow, drink a few beers, and play redneck auto man in my driveway. Hey, is it hot down there yet in Texas? It's gonna be in the 60's here tomorrow.
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DOMINIC
03-28-2005
10:42 AM ET (US)
Dwight: Everyone is at church and just extremely hungover. As far as your car goes, buy Japanese!
There is some really good news on the religion part of things. I was speaking to a very religious man and asked him about hell. He said that in fact hell does exist but that the bible says it will not last forever. Aha! I said, no reason to worry, we will just be visiting hell for a while and then on to your local bar.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
03-27-2005
09:40 PM ET (US)
Where da FUCK is EVERYONE! Oh, I'm sorry Jebus. I didn't mean to curse on your day of resurrection. Hey, did you ever find out why your Dad killed you??? I mean, if he is God and all, that doesn't seem to be a very cool thing to do amigo.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
03-14-2005
11:32 AM ET (US)
Yep Raz, he's beyond objectivity and into complete obliquity.

Ahhh....Bourbon St. Now that sounds like the place of spiritual enlightenment for the Tepeji Gang!
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JRS
03-12-2005
08:17 PM ET (US)
Dwight...yea...drinkin...SaLUD!
hey we need to liven this mutha fugga up!
lets make a reunion!!!
c'mon gang it can happen!
and leave out the rest of the assholes from class of 84
x-cept Timbo Close Maria Donovan
and Toby...if I forgot anyone else...its just the Crown Royal talkin...I have forgotten who I hate and who I would love to see again...(I have a huge can of Loya off )lets sort it out.
Raza: Have a blast...
Ponch...Billy...my phone aint ringin muthafuggas!
anyone...mi numero es en casa 210 595 1160...the cell is 210 296 1230
and remember:
It is better to have lobsters on your piano than crabs on your organ!
Johnny
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
03-12-2005
11:12 AM ET (US)
been really busy...remodeling the bottom floor...working the job and trying to get this crazy start-up off the ground on the side...

Macias and I are getting together in the Big Easy tomorrow for some Bourbon St. action...will post the photos next week...

dwight - you get into a political argument with Marquez...that arrogant fuck?
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
03-11-2005
11:08 PM ET (US)
JULIO FAGQUEZ
1304
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
03-11-2005
11:08 PM ET (US)
Julio Marquez can LICK MY BALLS!
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
03-11-2005
11:07 PM ET (US)
WHER DA FUCK ARE ALL YOU MUTHA FUCKERS?!!!

i'LL DRInK dA ShEEeeET OUTtA YA'LL AnD PEeEWk AND dRNiK soMe WHORE!
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
03-11-2005
11:05 PM ET (US)
Scott, I'm mediocre skier at best, but luv to get the buzz on and ski drunk. It makes the wipe outs less painful :)

Yo Johnny! You gettin' the drink on tonight amigo! Ese guero es un poco pinche borracho anoche! GUEY HONDAS CABRONES!!!!

CHUGOMONIC LET'S FRIGGIN' PARTAYYYYYYY!
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Scott M
03-08-2005
04:21 PM ET (US)
Dwight, just skating, could not convince the kids to go to skiing school, So we could not hit the slopes. Next year I am sure we will be able to get rid of them for a few ours. snowboarding looks cool, easyer than ski.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
03-07-2005
09:32 PM ET (US)
Scott, did you do any snowboarding or just snow skiing?
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Scott M
03-07-2005
02:39 PM ET (US)
Was Happening.... Just got back from the Denver Mountains for some snow torchure...

Hey well we will have to Praise Mayahuel.... I have seen the light.

Raza nos vemos en New Orleans. Si no tienes nada el Domingo a las 7:30 me avisas.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
02-18-2005
05:53 PM ET (US)
WE gots to do it soon! I see on the 80 site they've set their 25th pachanga for July 15-17.

We should pick a multi-day concert fest dealo this year and really do it!
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DOMINIC
02-16-2005
04:37 PM ET (US)
Sours: Sorry Martin and I missed you, he was here for 3 weeks and we partied pretty hard. He really wanted to see you but by the time you called back he had gone back to Queretaro.

Greeting to Puncharelo, Raza, Dwight and all who dropp once in a while. When the fuck are we all going to get together?
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
02-08-2005
01:36 AM ET (US)
All praise be to Mayahuel (my one and only goddess) & tequitl...i been outta action the last few weeks with family visits, plotting Germany 2006, transfering music and working on a crazy new start-up...

I'll be in New Orleans from March 12-15 as will Masticas for the geek mobile phone show called CTIA...should be good fun if anyone wants to swing by...

saludos a todos...
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TEQUILA-101
02-04-2005
04:17 PM ET (US)
What does the word Tequila mean?

It is the name of a valley in the state of Jalisco where the drink has been produced for centuries. It is also the name of a mountain and of the town where several distelleries are based.
The Nahuatl origin of the name (tequitl, job or trade; and tlan, place) signifies a place of work and also a specific task of harvesting plants.
The word tequio refers to the labor of peasents.
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Dominic
02-04-2005
04:16 PM ET (US)
Been messing with the god thing on the 81 chat. It's just to much fun.
One cool god:
Mayahuel is the symbol of the earth's fertility. When she was tranformed into a maguey plant, she bestowed on "Mexica" men the gifts required for survival. She is also the mother of 400 rabbits, or Centzon Totochitin, the 400 gods of drunkeness. The Goddess had 400 breast to nourish her children (way to go!). Tequila, Mezcal, Aguadulce and Pulque drinkers all over the world recognize Mayahuel as the true & only Goddess. After several shots or margaritas, Mayahuel appears naked with her Quehquemitl blouse and skirt that are made of tequila and adorned with shells.Her skirt is made of maguey and blue agaves leaves. She has no comandments but does have a bible book whose tittle will be kept secret so that Loya and his buddies don't go buy them all and burn them in one of those "Satanistic" book burnings as they did with albums of our beloved AC/DC or Ozzy Osbourne.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
02-04-2005
04:00 PM ET (US)
Praise the Goddess Mayahuel! Repent from abstinence and open your hearts to debauchery! :)

Cientos cervezas y buenos borrachismos a todos
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Ponch
02-02-2005
06:02 PM ET (US)
Cool Johnny, I'll give you a buzz soon. Yeah, work on that trip...
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JRS
01-28-2005
10:09 AM ET (US)
Ponch! wazzup!...I am trying to get some time off in spring to go see ya guys...my new home # is 210 595 1160...cell is 210 296 1230...
saludos!!!
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Ponch
01-27-2005
03:47 PM ET (US)
Johnny:
When you coming to Florida?
I need your phone number again.
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JRS
01-09-2005
02:25 PM ET (US)
Dom, Martin...sorry I missed your call...I was in Cabo San Lucas...I went to see Sammy Hagar at el cabo wabo...partied my ass off and just got back Saturday evening...I hope everyone is ok

Saludos
Johnny
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
12-28-2004
07:40 PM ET (US)
Titties and beer, titties and beer.... all I want are titties and beer!
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JRS
12-28-2004
05:57 PM ET (US)
HAHA...yes sir...and remember to support your local titty bar...those girls are going to school ya know!!!

Abrazos to you all...and Happey new year!
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
12-28-2004
05:53 PM ET (US)
And please don't forget all of those who are less fortunate out there, like AA members who can't enjoy the holidays.

Remember:

DRINK FOR THOSE WHO CAN'T!


(this has been a Tepeji Gang service announcement)
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DOMINIC
12-28-2004
01:00 PM ET (US)
Johnny & Dwight: It seems we are the only ones home for x-mas & new years or maybe the only ones left on this site. Anyway, have a great new years, lots of parties in 05 and plenty of pussy are my best wishes to all!
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
12-27-2004
10:24 PM ET (US)
Dallasominic: That was TO kneeblow was fucking excellent! Now hopefully the Bungles can finish off McSnab next weekend. Ok, for some reason I thought the festival you were talking about was different from the one I posted. We will have to catch the CaboHagar meltdown in '05!

Hope you all had a drunken good Christmas! I took off last week and drank, ate, and was quite merry.

A Slappy New Year to all and may we all get drunk and laid more than ever in '05!!!!!!!!!!!!
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JRS
12-23-2004
03:57 PM ET (US)
Well Merry x-mas to all and a good new year...you all behave...if you dont...name it after me..
I leave you with some Christmas cheer:
http://oasi.upc.es/~kiusap/flash/happy_tre...a/kringle_bells.swf
http://oasi.upc.es/~kiusap/flash/happy_tre.../kringle_karols.swf
http://oasi.upc.es/~kiusap/flash/happy_tre.../kringle_frosty.swf
http://oasi.upc.es/~kiusap/flash/happy_tre...ringle_presents.swf
http://oasi.upc.es/~kiusap/flash/happy_tre...a/kringle_feast.swf
http://oasi.upc.es/~kiusap/flash/happy_tre...sa/kringle_tree.swf

Salud!!!
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DOMINIC
12-22-2004
01:37 PM ET (US)
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to all. May the New Year's peda be everything it can be! Don't forget about the Texas Longhorns kicking some butt new years day -vs- Michigan.

Dwight: How about my man Roy Williams fucking tearing up Terell Owen's knee!!!!!!!!!!! That made my season, GO COWBOYS!
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DOMINIC
12-13-2004
01:17 PM ET (US)
Dwight: No that is not the Tequila Festival I was talking about. The real deal was just two weekends ago in the city of Tequila state of Jalisco. If you can imagine a small town with over 30 distilleries some of the huge like Cuervo, Viuda de Romero etc etc. It practically brings a tear to your eyes to see these temples of booze. If the pope ever made it down there and kissed the groung he would probably get drunk.
On another note, I caught the new G3 show with Martin in DF last week. Satriani, Vai and yes (Robert Fripp) blew our mind. I also ran into the general manager of the Cabo Wabo Cantina at the G3 show. He hooked me up with his business card so I think we are all set up for Sammy's meltdown in 05!

To everyone else who reads up once in a while, Merry Christmas, Happy hanuka, joyfull Quanza or whatever you guys celebrate. Celebration being the key word.
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DOMINIC
12-08-2004
12:41 PM ET (US)
Dwight: Yeah, freaking JJ is the real deal. Now we only need a quarterback, a defense and for someone to kill Donovan McNabb from the Eagles.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
12-07-2004
08:50 AM ET (US)
DOMinic: Julius Jones sure tore the turf up last night. That guy can really move on his feet. Too bad he was injured earlier in the season or the Cowboys would've probably won more games.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
12-03-2004
04:52 PM ET (US)
Beware New STD
 
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning
about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease.

This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior.
The disease is called Gonorrhea lecthim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him").
 
Many victims have contracted it after having been
screwed for the past 4 years, and in spite of having taken measures to
protect themselves from this especially virulent disease.
 
Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with
Gonorrhea lecthim include, but are not limited to:

* Anti-social personality disorder traits
* delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor
* chronic mangling of the English language
* extreme cognitive dissonance
* inability to incorporate new information
* pronounced xenophobia
* inability to accept responsibility for actions
* exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado
* ignorance of geography and history
* tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies
* and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or nothing behavior.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
11-30-2004
01:41 PM ET (US)
Raz, looks like a perfect op for getting us bros together.

Dominic, is this the tequila festival you've talked about before?

http://www.vivatequila.com/index.html
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
11-28-2004
04:26 AM ET (US)
ok...so, this might be the reunion ocasion...check it out...banco, caravan, carl palmer...in mexicali

what the fuck else do you want?

reunion?

http://news.bajaprog.org/2004-11-24_BP-NL-002.htm
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
11-22-2004
12:06 AM ET (US)
don't wanna get caught by this cop:

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID...552&CAT=movies&NSFW
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
11-17-2004
05:56 PM ET (US)
Five T-Shirts you might see a Tepeji Gang member wearing:

1. It's not a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a sex machine.

2. I'm not drinking anymore, then again I'm not drinking any less.

3. My idea of a balanced diet is a beer... in each hand.

4. I gave up drinking, smoking and sex. It was the worst 15 minutes of my life.

5. Got tequila?
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DOMINIC
11-10-2004
05:06 PM ET (US)
Fucking Cowgirls, I am glad I left Cinci and didn't hang around for that shit. I had a great time too. Maybe next year we can get some of the mutherfuckers who stoped posting on this caht down for a Mega-Peda in Mexico.
Cheers!
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
11-09-2004
05:47 PM ET (US)
De nada mi amigo! I figured you'd like that one :)

Hey, whathfu happened to your Cowboys last Sunday? I guess the Bungles decided to show up and play that day. Better yet, Ben Roethlisberger is on the biggest rookie quarterback roll ever! First New England, and then Philadelphia.

Dominic, it sure was a blast drinking and hanging out with you last week. We for sure have to do either the Cabo Sammy Jamfest or the Tequila, Jalisco parties next year in Mexico.
1271
DOMINIC
11-08-2004
01:19 PM ET (US)
NASHVILLE PUSSY LIVE IN PARIS RULES! Thanks Dwight!
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
11-05-2004
04:43 PM ET (US)
Back at ya Sours...

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned,asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast-fed" she replied. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination.
 Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."
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JRS
11-05-2004
11:47 AM ET (US)
Awsome pics!...Good to see you all had a blast...
happy Friday joke:
A guy was driving around and he saw a sign in front of a house: "Talking
Dog For Sale."

He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting
there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told the CIA
about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to
country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
spies for eight years running."

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting
any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job at the
airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near
suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible
dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess
of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
the dog.

"50 bucks." The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you
selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that shit."

-- Salud Cbrones....
Toby: todavia andas por aqui?
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
11-05-2004
11:13 AM ET (US)
Yo Gang, chek da Tepeji Gand and Freinds site:

http://groups.msn.com/TEPEJIGANGFRIENDSPHO...strabienvenida.msnw
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
11-02-2004
12:42 PM ET (US)
Dominic, Velvet Revolver is here in Cincinnati on Sunday. Too bad they're not playing tomorrow or Thursday night as we could have caught the show together.
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DOMINIC
11-01-2004
04:00 PM ET (US)
Tonight Velvet Revolver is playing in Austin. Think I will tune up for the cinci trip.
Where the fuck is everyone, too busy working?
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
11-01-2004
02:40 PM ET (US)
I'll give it the ole' AHS try! I'll call you on your cell before Wed.
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DOMINIC
10-20-2004
12:33 PM ET (US)
DWIGHT: I get into Cinci on wed Nov 3rd at 6:00pm and leave fist thing friday mornig.Think you can hang for 2 nights?
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DOMINIC
10-19-2004
03:15 PM ET (US)
Dwight: The Silvertide album is called SHOW and TELL. Pretty good first album. Kindda like old 70's Aerosmith etc.
See you in couple of weeks, I will bring the Tequila just get your liver up and running.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
10-18-2004
05:11 PM ET (US)
Futbolominic:

Yea, Dallas should've known better than to pick up Heuvoverde from the AFC. He never showed much when he was with the Browns. Ben is a joy to watch on the field. He's big, shows great poise out of the pocket.

Very cool that you got to catch Sammy. I'm really into the Cabo Wabo lately. I need to pick up some of the silver as the reposado is pretty good stuff. Yea, I'm into Sammy's laid back lifestyle and it couldn't be cooler that he's got his own tequila business, bar, and life in Mexico.

I caught Silvertide when the opened up for Godsmack last year and you're right, the do ROCK! At the time I picked up their EP with just three songs, but since then I'm sure they've released a full CD. Kenny Chesnick is big around here with the rednecks. Man, I wish I couldn've been down there with you to enjoy all that R&R drunken madness!

Looking forward to our Alemenian Haufbrau Borachito in November when you come to Cinci town.
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DOMINIC
10-18-2004
03:45 PM ET (US)
Dwight:
Fuck Vinny Testaverde, he sucks and gave the game to the fucking Steelers. Your Roth man looks like the real deal.
By the way, I got back from a weekend in Cabo last week and caught Sammy's Meltdown 3 nights in a row. I needed IV and 16 hours of sleep to get over that one. Too much booze and craziness. Many don't like Sammy's tunes but he has the best freaking attitude for a Rocker, build a bar in Mexico, make your own tequila and jam for free for a whole week. Sammy played with the Waboritas and guest included Michael Anthony from VH, Silvertide (this band fucking rocks), Zak Wilde (I got a picture with him) from Black Label Society and of course current Ozzy guitarist, the guitarist for Alice in Chains and even one muther fucker called Kenny Chesnick (not sure about the spelling) who plays country for a living but rocks for fun. Anyway, the essence of R&R was there Sex, Drugs, R&R, Tequila and some tacos al carbon at 6:00am with a cold Pacifico Beer.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
10-05-2004
05:27 PM ET (US)
Dominic, that sounds great, I will keep that date open.

The way the Bungles are playing lately Los Cowboys will probably whoop pendejo easily. Ben Roethlesburger sure looks good in a Pittsburgh uniform these days. Three years ago at a UC/Miami(Ohio) game I'm on record for saying he's NFL QB material.

http://www.br-7.com/
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JRS
09-30-2004
12:03 PM ET (US)
Dom: Perdon! I was in FT. Worthless visiting my sister...MAN that woulda been fun...nos vemos pronto.
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DOMINIC
09-30-2004
11:40 AM ET (US)
John: You never called and we ended up drinking way to much scotch at the show. I fucking love the SBC center with full bars and great facilities, much better than the freaking Verizon outdoor place. We went to Hooters afterward to sober up and to look for the waitress from the Deep Purple concert. We din't find her and we din't sober up. SALUD!
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DOMINIC
09-28-2004
01:27 PM ET (US)
Jhon: I am back in Austin and will drive down to SA tonight for the VH concert. If you are going give me a call and we can hook up for a brew or two. cel 512-7913084

Dwight: I will see you thursday Nov 4th para mucho mas tequila y some bigga beers from that German place we went to last time. If I get really lucky, I might stay till sunday to watch my Cowboys destroy the Bengals.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
09-27-2004
05:43 PM ET (US)
I'll get it ready Chupomonic! This time I won't be on Claratin, cold pills, and getting over a cold. Not that it's an excuse for being a lightweight :)
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DOMINIC
09-23-2004
11:56 PM ET (US)
RAZA: I am know in Hermosillo Sonora bored out of my mind. Didn't get to the ACL Festival as I have been out of town.
I will be in Minnesota next week and nothing that can get me over to SF anytime soon. But I will get there eventually and we can go to some good show. I bet SF isn`t lacking shows.
DWIGHT: I know I gotta go back to Cinci in November, get your liver ready!

Latter to all
Dominic
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
09-23-2004
12:21 PM ET (US)
no takers, huh?

dominic -- what shows did you see at austin city limits?

i caught Franz Ferdinand with opening band The Delays last night...good show
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
09-21-2004
05:36 PM ET (US)
Raz, I would LUV to make it out there! Unfortuately funds are lacking, the family would disown me, and I've got training scheduled at work for a new piece of lab equipment that day. Man, whoever said this grown up thing is any fun? It's way overrated.
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
09-21-2004
02:18 PM ET (US)
hey, tepejis, i have a pair of extra tickets to the Love/Zombies show here in SF...quien se anima? it'll be a gin-soaked, weed-filled evening of wanton debauchery...

sept 28th...

ciao, raza
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
09-20-2004
05:08 PM ET (US)
Johnny, besides being the Camp David party animal, Dumbya is the real LOVE DOCTOR....

http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/video/3711627/detail.html
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
09-20-2004
12:40 AM ET (US)
there are some good concerts coming to town the next few weeks of both old and new music that I will be going to:

Love & Zombies - Sept. 28...two of my favorite '60s bands together...will be smoking alot of weed for this one...i made pot brownies the last time I saw Love to get into the grooooooooooooooove....
The Libertines - Oct. 1
Snow Patrol - Oct. 2
New York Dolls - Oct. 3 (only 2 left alive...might as well catch 'em before the other two disappear)
Badly Drawn Boy - Oct 10

Other cool shows coming for which I haven't bough tix but should: Guided by Voices, Giant Sand, Death Cab for Cutie, Interpol, Supergrass, Puffy AmiYumi and The Cramps
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JRS
09-18-2004
08:42 AM ET (US)
Dwight...that be some funee shit.
Why ju guys not posting anymore?
Ponch I hope u and Billy are ok.
Dom, todo bien?
Martin,como estamos?
Raza,hope all is well.
Alex Loya: God called and said he wants you to quit wearing womens underwear.( What makes this guy tick?)
Maria Donovan...where u at?
John Sours...are you drunk?....yes
ha ha...so we really need to have a git together.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
09-13-2004
05:47 PM ET (US)
Our President's response to a recent question from the press:

http://homepage.mac.com/njenson/movies/sovereignty.html
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Dubbya B.
09-13-2004
05:01 PM ET (US)
John Kerry called....and he wants his huevos back. :-)
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George S. Ortes
09-13-2004
04:57 PM ET (US)
Not Funny chistin
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Chistin
09-13-2004
04:47 PM ET (US)
There are less than three months until the election, an election that will
decide the next President of the United States. The man elected will be
the president of all Americans, not just the Democrats or the Republicans.

To show our solidarity as Americans, let's all get together and show each
other our support for the candidate of our choice. It's time that we all
came together, Democrats and Republicans alike.

If you support the policies and character of John Kerry, please drive with
your headlights on during the day.

If you support President George W. Bush, please drive with your headlights
off at night.
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DOMINIC
09-07-2004
01:30 PM ET (US)
JRS: John, me la pase muy bien, concert rocked, next time I will have someone else drive so I can keep on chuping!
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Scott
09-03-2004
02:21 PM ET (US)
There was a WEB page and then I saw the book in a Bookstore in Bogota. Now it is a video....

Enjoy

http://www.freedomunderground.org/memoryhole/pentagon121.swf
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JRS
08-28-2004
12:37 PM ET (US)
Ok....man I had a blast! thanx again Dom...but the hangover is gonna last like 3 days!!!
Deep Purple was awsome...Joe Satriani was incredible...I'm gonna go get a beer and a couple of aspirin...
Laters!
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JRS
08-27-2004
04:49 PM ET (US)
Dom, see ya at beavers...I mean hooters..
The rest of ya'll have a great weekend...and here is my contribution:
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Beer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone who is in the bar now." After drinking, the man starts walking out of the bar. "Hey, what about the payment?" yells the bartender. "I have no money," answers the man. The bartender hears that and beats the man as hard as he can, then throws him out into the street.

The next evening the man walks again into the bar and says to the bartender, "Beer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone who is in the bar now." The bartender thinks to himself, "The man can't be stupid enough to pull the same trick twice, tonight he must have enough money", and gives beer to everyone. After drinking, the man starts walking out of the bar. "Hey, what about the payment?" yells the bartender. "I have no money," answers the man. The bartender hears that and beats the man as hard as he can, then throws him out into the street.

One evening later the man walks again into the bar and says to the bartender, "Beer for me, and beer for everyone who is now in the bar."
In disgust, the bartender asks "What, no beer for me this time?"
"No," answers the man, "you get violent when you drink."
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DOMINIC
08-27-2004
11:55 AM ET (US)
JRS: OK, see you 5pm at Hooter's
Here's a good one to end the work week.
A really good joke to end the work week, enjoy your weekend.
How could an innocent question like "Do you know me?" end up like this?
Why Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't prepared for the answer:
In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand; a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
 
The Lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked "Mrs. Jones do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem.
He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women, one of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said; "If either of you bastards asks her if she knows me, I'll throw your sorry asses in jail for contempt."
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JRS
08-26-2004
10:21 PM ET (US)
Dom...my cell took a shit on me..I will def. see ya at hooters at 5. call me at 210 296 1230..
first pitcher is on me cabron
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JRS
08-22-2004
02:37 PM ET (US)
Dom.......I am stoked for Friday....gimme a call 296 1230.
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
08-17-2004
03:42 PM ET (US)
pos ganaron ...pero no pasaron...la neta es que me dan hueva las olimpiadas...

saludos, raza
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Martín Díaz
08-17-2004
01:23 PM ET (US)
Raza: No pierdas tu tiempo viendo a México perder, mejor ve otras competencias como la natación.
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
08-17-2004
01:18 PM ET (US)
unfortunately, i will have to recuse myself from ACL..my father is visitng from sept. 10-20th...sorry...would have loved to drink it up in austin with some good shows...

mexico vs. greece...do or die today at 12:30 df time...more than likely: die
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DOMINIC
08-15-2004
06:14 PM ET (US)
Is anyone comming for the Austin City Limits weekend in Sept? I need to know cause the damn thing is gonna sell out and hotel space is limited.

http://www.aclfestival.com
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JRS
08-15-2004
03:44 PM ET (US)
You got it Dom...I will see you there!!! gracias!
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DOMINIC
08-15-2004
12:21 AM ET (US)
John S. Dude, I got 10th row dead center for the DeepPurple Joe Satriani show friday August 27th. I owe you from the past time I missed you and Tim so I bought one for you.
So, finally we will drink together. 5pm at the Hooters in Selma, no excuses.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
08-12-2004
04:45 PM ET (US)
I've personally had enough Dick 'n Colin and tampon Bush. Can't blame Kerry much for throwing Vietnam in Alfred E. Newman's Air Boozin' tour. The Right is so quick to jump down liberal necks about draft dodging bandwagon unless it's one of their own. But you're right John, ribbonless boy needs to tone it down a bit.
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John Maroney
08-12-2004
07:09 AM ET (US)
I think Kerry and pretty boy are going to take it. We shall see. However, Kerry has to tone down his Vietnam experience or he will lose some support. It was not until this campaign that a military service in Vietnam was not worth a shit. Kerry wore a full metal jacket while Bush wore a full dinner jacket. The choice is up to us. Sera melon, sera sandia, es el pelon de Echeverria. Where have all the charismatic leaders gone?
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DOMINIC
08-11-2004
11:30 AM ET (US)
Missed the fuckin Ozzfest due to fuckin work. Boy, I really wanted to see Judas and Sabbath. O well!
So what do you boys think Is it the Bushman with his friend Dick again or is Kerry and whoever going to rule?
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JRS
07-30-2004
05:50 PM ET (US)
Hey...there are some inhabitants!!!! Sorry I havent posted...been workin or drinkin or workin at drinkin at leat im not drinkin wile at work....its beer o"clock kids!!! have a great weekend!!!!
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
07-30-2004
05:23 PM ET (US)
No hay nadie, estamous fumando la mota.... :)

Happy drunken weekend to ya all!
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John Maroney
07-29-2004
09:21 PM ET (US)
No se. Quien vive?
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DOMINIC
07-28-2004
06:23 PM ET (US)
Is there anyone home?
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
07-13-2004
05:24 PM ET (US)
Dominic, unfortunately I didn't get a chance to bootleg the Nashville Pussy concert. Wish I fuckin' had!

Caught Kiss and Poison Sunday night at Riverbend in Cinci. Gene Simmons is still a mad man. Rain let loose during the show and a bunch of people did the mud slip and slide on the lawn. One chick took her top off and dove into the mud over and over :) It's times like that when you wish you had your digital camera with you!
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John Maroney
07-13-2004
02:22 PM ET (US)
Dominic. Happy birthday.
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
07-13-2004
11:38 AM ET (US)
feliz cumpleanyos, dominic!

me voy a trabajar because it will be another early work day to go see the games...a ver si argentina queda en tercer lugar para que juegen brasil y argentina en los cuartos...

saludos
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JRS
07-13-2004
11:22 AM ET (US)
Dom...Happy bday!...Sorry bout Rush...fugginwork ownz me sometimes.
Saludos a todos!
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Martín Díaz
07-13-2004
10:56 AM ET (US)
I want to wish Dominic a Happy Birthday. Salud.
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Martín Díaz
07-12-2004
10:14 AM ET (US)
Dominic: Mexico fucked Argentina, how's that for a first?
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
07-10-2004
11:55 AM ET (US)
aqui andamos...just too much soccer going on these days to pay much attention here...

pa' que no ande de lloron, ya le subi su Aldo Nova al PTB
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DOMINIC
07-10-2004
02:39 AM ET (US)
Where the fuck is everyone?
Poch: Portigal fucked up.
Martin: Mexico fucked up
Raza: Were the fuck is San Pancho?
Sours: Where the fuck where you for the Rush concert?
Dwight: Where the fuck is that Nashville Pussy?
Scott: Who the fuck are you? Are you what you is?
Dekovich: How the fuck is rehab going? need a drink?
Scott Macias: Where the fuck have you been masturbating?
Everyone else: Where the fuck do you stand?
Bush: Whats the last dick you been sucking lately?
Chaney: Is the shit about your dick true or false?
Tim Close: Fuck you! say something nasty on this site.
Silent readers: fuck you, say something!
Adivina Quien: We miss you muther foker!
PTB: Fuck Stink and Jaime
Los Lonely Boys Rule! Who? The Lonely Boys you Mother Fuckers!, they rule!
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Scott
07-07-2004
02:06 PM ET (US)
King of Beers, Budweiser es mas gringo que nada. King of Mier*a... Como agua de piña....
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Dominic
06-30-2004
08:38 PM ET (US)
OK, This year I am giving you all plenty of time.
http://www.aclfestival.com/schedule.html
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Martín Díaz
06-30-2004
08:32 PM ET (US)
Today I watched the Portugal game driking Victoria, eat your heart out Hans.
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UNCLE SAM
06-30-2004
08:27 PM ET (US)
You!, hey you!, drop that pint of Munchen Pilsner!

Want to throw back a nice Bavarian brew while watching a World Cup match in Germany in 2006? Sorry, you'll have to make due with American suds. U.S. brewer Anheuser-Busch has the exclusive contract for beer there.

World Cup 2006 might be taking place in Germany, but the beer flowing from the taps at the concession stands is going to be American, thanks to a sponsoring agreement between FIFA, soccer's governing body and Anheuser-Busch, the world's largest brewery.

In the stadiums across Germany where World Cup matches are being played, local firms are only allowed to do business if they, according to the contract stipulations, are "not competition for the sponsor." Therefore, locals brews are taboo; they can only sell their pilsners and ales outside a specific area around the stadium premises.

"That can't be," complained Hermann Winkler, president of the state of Saxony Sports Federation, to the Sächsische Zeitung newspaper. "A lot of breweries support sports in Saxony, but the minute there's a little money to be earned, they're left standing out in the cold."

However, Anheuser-Busch, maker of Budweiser and Michelob beers, appears to have scored a winning goal with this business deal. The U.S. multinational has tried for years to get a foothold in Germany, particularly with its Budweiser brand. But since that name is already taken in Europe by the original Czech Budweiser brand, the Americans have repeatedly hit a brick wall. That wall looks set to crumble in two years' time.

Reinhard Zwanzig, who heads Saxony's Brewers' Federation, said the decision was regrettable, but he doesn't think the American Budweiser is going to find many of its own fans among the soccer ones. Besides, he said aficionados should be concentrating on the game in the stadium, not the sudsy stuff.

"Afterwards, they'll all go into town and toast the victors with the regional beer," he said.
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DOMINIC
06-30-2004
04:56 PM ET (US)
Dwight: FIFA has also totally pissed off our NAZI friend back in Germany as the only beer to be sold at stadiums for the 2006 World Cup will be the King of Beers, Budweiser. At least the name sounds German.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
06-30-2004
04:50 PM ET (US)
Tomorrow FIFA will allow matches on artificial surfaces. The new rubber impregnated turf I've seen on college and pro fields lately is quite forgiving to the ankles and knees. I imagine it would be ok for outdoor soccer too.
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
06-30-2004
01:03 PM ET (US)
PS: viva portugal! i'm off to watch the game!
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
06-30-2004
01:02 PM ET (US)
growing up in mexico, i always complained about my name cuz no one could really pronounce it correctly and everyone thought it was a nickname, etc...

but I guess I had it easy compared to this:

http://www.ns.nie.edu.sg/faculty/chewsf.htm
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DOMINIC
06-25-2004
10:44 AM ET (US)
John Sours: Im in SA tonight for the RUSH Show, if you wanna hook up my cel 512-7913084
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DOMINIC
06-23-2004
01:35 PM ET (US)
OZZFEST: I guess we can all go Ozzfest in our towns and compare notes. It should be interesting to see them old mutherfockers again.
I bet Ponch is drunk as shit now that Portugal qualified for the 2nd round in the EURO-2004. Beckham filo di putana! is next for Figo and the boys.
John Sours: Are you going to Rush this friday? I will be there, maybe we can hook up for a few cold ones, let me know. How about Ozzy? You wanna Ozzfest?
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
06-21-2004
01:03 PM ET (US)
malas fechas pa' mi...amy is heading down to LA to a conference from Aug. 6-9...she's taking Laila with her but that still leaves Amina and Kamran...y a ellos les gusta la musica disco...el Ozzfest de San Antonio es el 7 de agosto...so can't make it...or we can relocate to the Bay Area which is July 29...
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
06-16-2004
05:45 PM ET (US)
There once was a girl named Alice,
used a dynamite stick for a phallus,
blew her vagina around South Carolina,
and bits of her ass about Dallas.
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DOMINIC
06-15-2004
10:07 PM ET (US)
Martin: Ozzfest hits San Antonio, Texas on August 8th. It should be a cool, breeze Texas night. Yeah right!

Dwight: I saw BSabbath on both the reunion tour and at the Ozzfest back in 98-99. Fucking cool band, evil rules even if it´s getting old.

Ponch: Even you would agree Portugal sucks. I am also pissed Holland tied the nazis. Glad to see Beckham miss the penalty.

Saludos

Dominic
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joe satriari
06-15-2004
06:21 PM ET (US)
It doesn't pay to sing shitty music:

PHOENIX, Arizona (Reuters) -- Singer Glen Campbell was sentenced Tuesday to 10 days in jail for extreme drunken driving and leaving the scene of an accident last year, court officials said.

Campbell, 68, will be allowed out of jail each day for 12 hours on work furlough under a plea deal that was formally approved during a brief hearing in Maricopa County Superior Court. He also was placed on two years probation and must perform 75 hours of community service under the sentence, which begins July 1.

The award-winning country music star pleaded guilty last month to the two misdemeanor charges stemming from a collision near his Phoenix home in which no one was injured. An aggravated assault charge was dropped as part of the plea bargain.

Campbell, a longtime area resident, was arrested by Phoenix police in November 23, 2003 and registered a .20 blood-alcohol level. The legal limit in Arizona is .08, with extreme drunken driving at levels greater than .15.

He topped the charts multiple times during his 40 years in the music industry with well-known songs like "By The Time I Get To Phoenix" and "Rhinestone Cowboy." Campbell has apologized to family, friends and fans. (Full story)

He also has warned others not to drink and drive, and not to drink at all.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
06-14-2004
02:03 PM ET (US)
OZZomonic, I heard the rumor that Ward was passed over or that the band didn't give him time to respond. I'm glad it got worked out and he'll be drumming. I caught BS in 1999 and they can still rock it on. Ozzy can still sing but walks around the stage like a space troll.

Yea, AC/DC without Bonn Scott is worse than Judas Priest without Rob Halford.
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Martín Díaz
06-12-2004
07:22 AM ET (US)
OZZFEST sounds like a Tepeji reunion.

Dominic: Fecha del concierto y ciudad por favor, para empezar a hacer planes.
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DOMINIC
06-12-2004
12:41 AM ET (US)
Starting to feel like back in 1978-1981 again.

It's now official - Bill Ward will play Ozzfest with the reunited Black Sabbath. After initially declining an offer to join Black Sabbath members Ozzy Osbourne, Tony Iommi and Geezer Butler for a reunion on Ozzfest 2004, drummer Bill Ward has now reconsidered. The original line-up is now complete for their much anticipated headlining slot on the 9th annual OZZfest. Sharon Osbourne says “You have the original Black Sabbath and the original Judas Priest. What more could you want!”

Personaly: I wouldn't mind the original Deep Purple and AC/DC with Bonn Scott. Pero la chaqueta mental nadie me la quita.
See you guys somewhere in time(Iron Maiden rip off)

latter
Dominic
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DOMINIC
06-12-2004
12:23 AM ET (US)
Raza: Ponch is gone from the site because he is already in Portugal getting ready for the EURO-CUP. Lastima que el puñal de Figo le va a fallar otra vez. Please! no posting results before we can go home and watch the tape.

Dwight: Im glad you finaly had a chance to catch the Pussy Live, Them bitches rock!

Johny: I huevo for RUSH, seen them too many times but I will be there June 25th, I believe very 1st row according to Neil Flores who bought the tickets from the Rush site before they went on sale. See u there?
For OZfest I have only missed the one last year but I am back at Ozland to see Black Sabbath reunited and my high school idol turned faggot back with Judas Priest. I don't have tickets yet but I will get them.
Last and never least, DEEP PURPLE with Joe Satriani and Thin Lizzy. Dude, I owe you from last time, I am buying your ticket for that one.

Martin, eres un guey si no vienes a ver a Sabbath en esta gira, ya esta a punto de valer madres el Ozzy y no creo que jamas esten los 4 originales Iommy, geezard,ward & ozzy juntos otra vez. Aunque sea en camionsito mi estimado (Agosto 7)
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Zappa
06-11-2004
04:27 PM ET (US)
How about stained panties from a cum dripping asshole with vaseline ?
1197
Yes, Yes
06-11-2004
04:21 PM ET (US)
How about a pair of panties with some skid marks and a drop of blood smelling like pussy????
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
06-11-2004
04:17 PM ET (US)
ponch is prolly glued to the pay-per-view as portugal takes on greece in the euro2004 opener...or perhaps he's a victim of a punyeta addiction and has ditched this chat for the gay porn sites...

joe: don't be a pussy with all that apologizing stuff...

i'm off to the mountains for a week...se lo lavan
1195
That time again..........
06-11-2004
04:14 PM ET (US)
......to suck some real good juicy pussy sweat, ahhhhh, that smell, lick, lick, suck, suck, gulp, gulp!!!
1194
JRS
06-11-2004
01:38 PM ET (US)
CHIT! I dont come on to this message board for a few days and look at all the crap I missed....who da fugg is joe?
Anyway....cbrones how is everyone?
last night was Juebebes...too many bull blasters and beer and bacardi...ready to go again!!!
Anyone coming down to San Antonio for the concerts at verizon?

06/25/04 An Evening with Rush<---yea!
06/27/04 Vans Warped Tour 2004 with New Found Glory , Coheed & Cambria , Taking Back Sunday , Flogging Molly , Bouncing Souls , Bad Religion , Good Charlotte , All American Rejects , Yellowcard , and more.<---???
07/25/04 John Mayer with Maroon 5<---um NO!
07/31/04 An Evening with Rod Stewart< I dont think so
08/03/04 Britney Spears <---take ear plugs and binoculars
08/07/04 Ozzfest 2004<---speak slurenese?
08/18/04 Dave Matthews Band with special guest Graham Colton Band
08/21/04 Linkin Park with Korn , Snoop Dogg <---fo shizle , The Used , Less Than Jake
09/17/04 Sting and Annie Lennox, plus special guest<---whatever
10/16/04 Norah Jones <----who cares
Also: Deep Purple AUGUST 27 <----hell yea!

Allways up for a trip to Austin! Hell maybe I'll get drunk and end up with another tatoo!

Dunno bout ya'll but sounds like we have to get together for some sort of reunion!
Ponch...donde andas dude?

Peace!
1193
joe satriari
06-11-2004
12:08 PM ET (US)
Admin: OMG! My ip address has been LOGGED!!! Boy i cant wait to see myself on the news. FBI CAPTURES MAN SUSPECTED OF SAYIN FUMER MUCKER OVER THE INTERNET!

Guys i was just trying to add interest to this chat, but if you were offended by sutch rude remarks i apologize. joe satriari and his guitar will fade away into the horizon.

Dwight: Ah, those were the days... when high school students would pull out TOY guns.
1192
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
06-09-2004
05:43 PM ET (US)
Dudes, the funniest thing was when Tom Battelle went into Mr. Lapadat's Spanish class and pulled that toy gun on him and yelled, "Lapadat, you're a DEAD MAN!!!" Lapadat shit himself, then realized it was a joke and proceeded to drag Tom by the ear down to the Dingman's office :)
1191
Yngvey Malmstein
06-09-2004
12:35 AM ET (US)
um joe
http://poststuff.entensity.net/060804/image.php?pic=shutup.jpg
1190
Admin
06-09-2004
12:19 AM ET (US)
post:1189 from:joe satriari

"joke of the day. Theres the ususal tepeji ass wholes doing their girl dressing thing at some animal's house in tepeji. Suddenly jrs and his boyfriend come along and get a little you know, hard while watching these chicks with tiny dickies throwing cream at each other. in no time jrs jumps his boy and starts honking off when suddenly Lapadat comes along and gets happy too. Martin gets his wig and actually convinces lapadat hes a girl and pretty soon their doing their thing.

When the going gets tough Lapadat discovers Martins little secret and decides to wack wack wack him. Martin loves to get shafted so they invite Honsey to do the trick and poor martins left with a blown hole the size of texas. to be continued"

Your IP address has been logged.
1189
joe satriari
06-08-2004
08:10 PM ET (US)
joke of the day. Theres the ususal tepeji ass wholes doing their girl dressing thing at some animal's house in tepeji. Suddenly jrs and his boyfriend come along and get a little you know, hard while watching these chicks with tiny dickies throwing cream at each other. in no time jrs jumps his boy and starts honking off when suddenly Lapadat comes along and gets happy too. Martin gets his wig and actually convinces lapadat hes a girl and pretty soon their doing their thing.

When the going gets tough Lapadat discovers Martins little secret and decides to wack wack wack him. Martin loves to get shafted so they invite Honsey to do the trick and poor martins left with a blown hole the size of texas. to be continued
1188
Johnny Cash
06-08-2004
05:35 PM ET (US)
Hey Joe... http://www.social-beat.de/social-beat/John.../BILLBOARDAD314.jpg
1187
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
06-08-2004
05:08 PM ET (US)
Dominic, I caught Nashville Pussy last Friday night and damn, you were right, that is one HOT show! The blonde chick lead guitarist kept flashin' cleavage while the bass chick kept pulling her bass up and pushin' her beavage out at the audience. I bought two shirts, a poster and their DVD released last fall. Dude, I'll have to send you a copy if you don't have it.
1186
joe satriari
06-08-2004
04:41 PM ET (US)
listen to me you bunch of puckers you better stop reading this and get to work if you know what that fumer mucker word means. oh, here comes my assistant, going to tell her to get under my desk cause im too lazy to wack off
1185
STFU
06-03-2004
06:00 PM ET (US)
http://memowe.de/ot/funpigs/stfu.jpg
1184
joe satriari
06-03-2004
05:55 PM ET (US)
Bunch of holes, why dont you try doin something else apart from touching yourselves and burning your ass hairs, cant believe you like to do that so much. hey, i cant write with one hand it takes too long
1183
DOMINIC
05-25-2004
12:25 PM ET (US)
There is a new virus. The code name is WORK. If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or from anyone else, do not touch it under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life completely.
If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two friends and go straight to the nearest bar. Order drinks immediately and after three rounds, you will find that WORK has been completely deleted from your system.

Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends. Should you realize you do not have five friends, this means you are already infected by this virus and WORK already controls your life. If this is the case, go to
the bar and stay until you make at least five friends. Then retry. I think I have five friends, but am not entirely positive so I'm headed for the bar anyway.....it never hurts to be safe.
1182
JRS
05-21-2004
11:34 AM ET (US)
Hey John, good to hear your doin ok!
how the hell is everyone?
Joke for the day:
Scientists for Health UK suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (as hops contain phytoeostrogens) and drinking it may turn men into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were given 6 pints of beer each to drink within one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, refused to apologize when obviously wrong, and had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary.
1181
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
05-20-2004
04:17 PM ET (US)
Puking is an honor bestowed upon those who party hard or at least attmept to. Having the gastric control and reflex not to puke in the car, on the rug, or on your friend is the sign of a true gentleman :)
1180
Martín Díaz
05-20-2004
02:01 PM ET (US)
Man I wish all the pukers were like Maroney.
I remember another puker that passed out and as he puked the house dog was licking all the puke not letting a drop on the rug. (Was it Pepino or Eduardo Lozano? does anyone remember).
I don´t remember and you know what we used to say about Tepeji Parties "If you remember you weren't there"
1179
DOMINIC
05-20-2004
01:43 PM ET (US)
I remember una buena peda at Eddy Rose's house where John Maroney (after lots of chupe) still had the presence of mind to puke in his hands and walk over to the toilet to thow it all in there. Not a drop on the rug!
1178
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
05-19-2004
01:59 AM ET (US)
sure, i remember, John...en efecto, fue hace un chingo...well, if you don't drink anymore, then you better like music or jokes/albures or root for Cruz Azul to enjoy this message board...

saludos...
1177
John Maroney
05-18-2004
11:00 AM ET (US)
What Dominic is refering to is that while he and some associates had a chat with a J&B bottle I had una pepsi cola. Muy fresa. Pero en fin nos las pasamos bien. However, Dominic and I faired poorly at billiards. It was an interesting two days to say the least.
For those who remember me I have been living in Canada for 21 years. We live on a farm. It is a radical departure from my youth in Mexico. I am married and have a son called Barrett. La vida es muy tranquila aqui.
Raza: Do you remember coming over to my house in Desierto de los Leones hace un chingo? My sister Maureen was a friend of your mother. I recall you had a broken arm.
1176
DOMINIC
05-17-2004
04:21 PM ET (US)
I met with Mr. John Maroney last week in Canda. He will be writing on this chat page soon. If anyone remembers the super pedas he was involved with in the past, you got another comming.
SALUD!
1175
DOMINIC
05-10-2004
03:02 PM ET (US)
RAZA: I think MONACO will take it. Porto califico de panzazo y MONACO esta jugando super bien.

JRS: What's worth more? color or Black & White?
1174
Martín Díaz
05-10-2004
11:42 AM ET (US)
John: I would go with digital and after worry about the image in Photoshop.
1173
JRS
05-10-2004
11:30 AM ET (US)
ha ha Martin! Aqui va otra:
This test has only one questions but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer you'll discove where you stand morally. This test features an unlikely, completely
fictional situation in which you'll have to make a decision.
Remember that your answer needs to be spontaneous and honest. Please scrool down and carefully consider each line.
 
You are in Florida.....in Miami to be exact.
 
There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane of Biblical proportions.
 
You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper
caught amidst the trajedy of this disaster.
 
You are trying to shoot photos to document the disaster.
 
There are houses, cars people and etc. swirling around you.
It is horrific as some are disppearing around you!
 
You see a woman in the water. She is fighting for her life,
trying not to be swept away with the debris. You move closer, somehow the woman looks familiar.
 
Suddenly, you realize who it is------it's Hillary Clinton!
At the same time you notice that the waters are about to take her under - forever!
 
You have two options. You can save her or you can take the most dramatic photos of your life.
 
So, you can see the life of Hillary Clinton, or you can shoot a Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful women. This shouldn't be an ethical problem since surely you'd do the right thing.
 
THE question follows, please give an honest answer!
 
Would you select color film or rather go with the classic simplicity of black and white???
1172
Martín Díaz
05-10-2004
11:10 AM ET (US)
uno en español

George W. Bush y Tony Blair están en la Casa Blanca cenando. Uno de los
invitados se acerca a ellos y les pregunta que de qué están discutiendo. -
"Estamos haciendo planes para la tercera guerra mundial", dice Bush.. -
"¡Vaya!", contesta el invitado. - "¿Y cuáles son esos planes?" - "Vamos a
matar a 400 millones de musulmanes y un dentista", contesta Bush. El
invitado les mira algo extrañado y pregunta: - "¿Un....dentista?, ¿Por qué
un dentista?" Blair golpea a Bush en el hombro y le dice: - "¿Qué te dije?
Nadie va a preguntar por los musulmanes".
1171
Martín Díaz
05-10-2004
10:06 AM ET (US)
Some humor to start the week

Cardiologist

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.
A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the
service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.
The Heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes
stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own
Funeral...I'm a gynecologist."
That's when the proctologist fainted.
1170
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
05-05-2004
07:14 PM ET (US)
PS: Maldita Vecindad rocked the Fillmore...la pura raza se presento
1169
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
05-05-2004
07:13 PM ET (US)
Porto made it to the final of the Champions League! a ver si le ganan a los putos del Monaco...que cuentan, cabrones? yo aqui en Seattle attending one of the nerdiest conferences in the universe which is put on by Microsoft called WinHEC...jeez...Belle and Sebastian is playing in town though so may tip out and head to that...saludos
1168
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
04-29-2004
02:11 PM ET (US)
I'm going to some good music this week as well...Kraftwerk tonight...awesome audio-visual experience ...check 'em out: http://www.kraftwerk.com

and Maldita Vecindad on sunday...
1167
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
04-29-2004
01:31 PM ET (US)
That marriage thing :) I'll try (if possible) to bootleg tape the NP show. It's an outdoor show and maybe I can sneak a recorder outside somewhere.
1166
DOMINIC
04-28-2004
04:03 PM ET (US)
Dwight: My wife's wedding aniversary is that weekend and I am required to be here for that. On sunday June 6th in Dallas there is a mega-concert called The Crossroads Guitar Festival presented by Eric Clapton. Everyone is going to be there! Santana, ZZ Top, Buddy Guy, Steve Vai, BB King, Eric Johnson and on and on and on.
That will teach me next time I get married to do it on Feb 29th so I only have to mess with it every 4 years.
1165
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
04-28-2004
03:45 PM ET (US)
Dom, guess who's coming to Annie's on River Rd in Cinci town?

Friday, June 4th - Jackyl with Nashville Pussy and Blackberry Smoke!!!!!

Ticket's 15 bucks! Let me know if you have to make a business trip that weekend :)
1164
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
04-23-2004
05:57 PM ET (US)
OOTEN GLEEBEN GLAABIN GLOWWBIN!

That just FARGIN ROCKS!

WE NEED A TEPEJI BUS!!!!!
1163
Martín Díaz
04-23-2004
02:57 PM ET (US)
OSLO... to all OSLO... OSLOLAVAIS
1162
Martín Díaz
04-23-2004
02:53 PM ET (US)
It's a deal John I'll drink all the rounds
1161
JRS
04-23-2004
01:53 PM ET (US)
WELL SLAP ME ON DA ASS AND CALL ME SVEN!!!
1160
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
04-23-2004
01:44 PM ET (US)
tepeji gang and all that was fun but...hot dang...wish I woulda gone to high school in Norway --

http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article214589.ece
1159
JRS
04-23-2004
11:40 AM ET (US)
Hey everybody!...so lets really plan a get together...I will buy the first round...aaaa huevo!
que todos esten bien!
1158
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
04-22-2004
02:35 PM ET (US)
happy 4:20 to all everyday...heh, heh
1157
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
04-21-2004
12:04 PM ET (US)
Happy 4/20 yesterday to all!

Hey, Toqomonic, I didn't know you were the head of the Seattle Hempfest!

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/170008_pot21.html
1156
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
04-19-2004
05:14 PM ET (US)
ok...i'll look into...aunque ya sabes como son las ciudades alemanas -- a todo se puede llegar por U-bahn o S-bahn...

saludos
1155
DOMINIC
04-17-2004
12:40 AM ET (US)
Raza: A huevo que conseguimos unos 10+ gentes y un mini bus.
Lo chingon del mini-bus es que asi no tenemos que preocuparnos de donde estan los bares, los estadios, y nos podemos dedicar agarrar muy bien la jarra.
Conocidos mios seguro ya son 4 y facil conseguimos mas.
1154
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
04-16-2004
02:32 PM ET (US)
dominic -- if we're enough people then it may make sense to rent a minivan/bus..otherwise, the eurail type pass may make sense...certainly worth looking into...I'll ask my german buddies...never too early to start planning
1153
Martín Díaz
04-15-2004
05:50 PM ET (US)
A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and notices the floor is covered in $100 bills.
Then, there's a knock at the door. He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead.
The Klansmen walk off. As they're walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two blonde genies. One blonde genie says to the other one:"Hey, I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me....."
1152
DOMINIC
04-15-2004
01:12 PM ET (US)
OK Amigos: I am going to get the info for the Austin City Limits dates and etc,etc. It will be sometime in Sept so the weather will be nice and cool. Low 90's.

On a completely different deal and not getting too much ahead of our selves. How about GERMANY 2006 for the world cup? Raza, myself, Joe Lecussay and Kenny Flores did the karokee in Japan 2002. Raza, do you think you could see if a German company could drive us around Germany for 2 weeks? Maybe we can get 10+ people together for the first two weeks of the world cup (when there is a match every day) and go from city to city checking games out almost everyday. We can load the bus with a few Helgas and some kegs and have ourselves a 2 week super peda!
1151
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
04-15-2004
11:33 AM ET (US)
with sufficient notice, i can be sure to make it...bogus business trip or just plain pleasure...saludos
1150
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
04-15-2004
11:01 AM ET (US)
The 2004 Austin City Limits Fest would be a good Tepeji hookup.
1149
DOMINIC
04-14-2004
03:59 PM ET (US)
For those of you who might be in Europe this summer.
Don't miss Satriani-Fripp-Vai

June '04
  13 Sun Arrow Rock Festival De Schans, NL
      G3 show with Steve Vai and Robert Fripp
 
  14 Mon KB Hallen Copenhagen, DK
      G3 show with Steve Vai and Robert Fripp
 
  15 Tue Lisenbergellen Gothenburg, SE
      G3 show with Steve Vai and Robert Fripp
 
  16 Wed Goeta Lejon Stockholm, SE
      G3 show with Steve Vai and Robert Fripp
 
  18 Fri Icehall Helsinki, FI
      G3 show with Steve Vai and Robert Fripp
 
  20 Sun Konserthuset Oslo, NO
      G3 show with Steve Vai and Robert Fripp
 
  23 Wed Clyde Glasgow, Scotland GB
      G3 show with Steve Vai and Robert Fripp
 
  24 Thu Apollo Manchester, England GB
      G3 show with Steve Vai and Robert Fripp
 
  25 Fri City Hall Newcastle, England GB
      G3 show with Steve Vai and Robert Fripp
 
  26 Sat NIA Academy Birmingham, England GB
      G3 show with Steve Vai and Robert Fripp
 
  27 Sun BIC Bournemouth, England GB
      G3 show with Steve Vai and Robert Fripp
 
  28 Mon Royal Concert Hall Nottingham, England GB
      G3 show with Steve Vai and Robert Fripp
 
  29 Tue Royal Albert Hall London, England GB
      G3 show with Steve Vai and Robert Fripp
 
 
July '04
  01 Thu Palais de Congres Paris, FR
      G3 show with Steve Vai and Robert Fripp
 
  02 Fri Jam Bergara, ES
      G3 show with Steve Vai and Robert Fripp
 
  03 Sat La Riviera Madrid, ES
      G3 show with Steve Vai and Robert Fripp
 
  04 Sun Razzmatazz Barcelona, ES
      G3 show with Steve Vai and Robert Fripp
 
  06 Tue Mazda Palace Milan, IT
      G3 show with Steve Vai and Robert Fripp
 
  07 Wed Centrale de Tenis Rome, IT
      G3 show with Steve Vai and Robert Fripp
 
  08 Thu Villa Pisani Padova, IT
      G3 show with Steve Vai and Robert Fripp
 
  09 Fri Tivoli Hall Ljubliana, SI
      G3 show with Steve Vai and Robert Fripp
 
  10 Sat Bank Austria Halle Vienna, AT
      G3 show with Steve Vai and Robert Fripp
 
  16 Fri Pistoia Blues Festival Pistoia, IT
      G3 show with Steve Vai and Robert Fripp
 
  17 Sat Les Nuits de la Guitare Patrimonio, Corsica FR
      G3 show with Steve Vai and Robert Fripp
1148
DOMINIC
04-14-2004
11:22 AM ET (US)
As many of you guys know, Ritchie Blackmore was GOD until I discovered Joe Satriani many moons ago. I thought it would interest everyone his last e-mail to me.

Greetings!

I've just returned from doing some press and clinics in Moscow,
London, Paris and Frankfurt, just in time to launch the release of
"Is There Love In Space?" with a US press/performance tour! I'll
be playing songs from the new CD as well as a few old fav's at radio
and TV stations as well as record stores. Take a look at the schedule
Jon has included to see if I'll be in your area.

As you may have already heard we will be not only touring Europe
this summer as G3 with Steve Vai and Robert Fripp, but also the USA
with Deep Purple and Thin Lizzy starting in mid August. All outdoor
shows!

Our "Evening with Joe Satriani" style US tour is tentatively set
for this fall, I'll keep you posted on that.

It's great to see all the positive reaction to the new solo CD
already spreading across the T2J pages; Thank you all so very much
for listening to my music.

Joe
1147
Martín Díaz
04-14-2004
10:18 AM ET (US)
To keep up with the teen spirit:
http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/playmates.htm
1146
DOMINIC
04-14-2004
01:56 AM ET (US)
PONCH & DWIGHT AND EVERYONE ELSE: YOU ARE WELCOMED TO AUSTIN AT ANY TIME. I KNOW RAZA CAN HOOK UP EASY, HE MADE IT ALL THE WAY TO THE WORLD CUP IN JAPAN ON A BOGUS BUSINESS TRIP. LET'S TRY TO GET AS MANY TEPEJI'S AS POSIBLE, THIS SHOULD BE PLANNED CAREFULY.DEFINETLY THE FOCUS SHOULD BE SOME ROCK FESTIVAL OR SPECIFIC CONCERT.
ONE HELL OF A DEAL IN AUSTIN IS SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST OR "SXSW" ALTHOUGH IT JUST PASSED.
I BETTER STOCK UP ON MY VERY SMALL, VERY LIMITED TEQUILA STASH.
SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT ALL OVER AGAIN!
1145
Luis (Ponch)
04-13-2004
06:24 PM ET (US)
Dominic: I would love to go to that Austin music festival you mentioned. Are you up for a visit from me and the little lady? I'm game. We can get a hotel close by to you or whatever.
1144
ZAPPA
04-13-2004
11:30 AM ET (US)
Hey you Catholic girls, Easter is over, let's get back to some jacking and chatting(not that you ever stoped jacking).
1143
DOMINIC
04-12-2004
12:28 PM ET (US)
Ponch: Martin has on video disc a DP concert Live at the California Jam for the Stormbringer tour. It is bad ass! I don't know if he can tape it to DVD , but you must watch this when you get a chance.

Dwight: In August might be a little too hot for some of you lads. In late Sept. we have the Austin City Limits fest with 3 days over 200 bands. Anyhow, you are welcomed anytime!
1142
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
04-12-2004
08:57 AM ET (US)
Tepeji Gang reunion at Ozzfest with Judas Priest Aug 7, San Antonio, TX :)
1141
Luis (Ponch)
04-09-2004
04:36 PM ET (US)
Hey Huevones, Ritchie told me unless you guys start posting here more often, he and Candice are gonna start pumping out new Blackmore's Night albums by the dozens... Yiiikes !!!!! So please spare us and start writing away.
1140
Martín Díaz
04-09-2004
11:39 AM ET (US)
Ponch: One of my favorite videos of all time is Mike Oldfield "Tubular Bells II" it's an excellent concert it was recorded at Donington Castle, UK.
1139
Luis (Ponch)
04-08-2004
07:27 PM ET (US)
My Concert DVD collection: --- Any "Must Haves" I don't have?
Deep Purple: Come Hell Or High Water, Live in Australia 1999 Total Abandon, In Concert With the London Symphony Orchestra (1999)
AC/DC: Stiff Upper Lip Live
Nickelback: Live
G3: Satriani, Vai, Eric Johnson
G3: Satriani, Vai, Malmsteen
Rolling Stones: Bridges to Babylon
Yes: House Of Yes and Symphonic
Iron Maiden: Rio
Rush: Rio
Stevie Ray V: Live Austin
Santana: Supernatural
Heart: Live Seattle
Stix: Return to Paradise
Eagles: Hell Freezes Over
Steely Dan: 2 Against Nature
Queensriche: Live Crime and Live Seattle
Queen: Live
Dio: Live Inferno
The Scorpions: Moment of Glory (Live with the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra)
Joe Jackson: 25 years
Moody Blues: Live From the Royal Albert Hall
1138
JRS
04-08-2004
08:51 AM ET (US)
Jonny Lang is a bad ass mofo...saw him here in SA couple years back...the guy is amazing.
1137
Luis (Ponch)
04-08-2004
08:22 AM ET (US)
Anybody here into Jonny Lang?
1136
Luis (Ponch)
04-07-2004
08:41 PM ET (US)
Yes, great to see the "little" ones in.
For the record, I am a Benfica fan, hate Porto in the Portuguese league, but in international play is a different story.
Corunha... what a comeback !!!!
1135
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
04-07-2004
04:52 PM ET (US)
well, Ponch, your Porto made it through...and la corunya in another shocker...as always, I'm glad to see new teams reach the finals...
1134
Luis (Ponch)
04-06-2004
04:46 PM ET (US)
Champions League:
Big surprises---
***Real Madrid, fuera !!! Los galaticos chocked !!!! Blew a 4-2 advantage from first game.
*** Arsenal fuera tambien... Lost at home.

Tomorrow, Porto will try to reach the semis...2-0 advantage from first leg.
Edited 04-06-2004 05:06 PM
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Luis (Ponch)
04-06-2004
03:58 PM ET (US)
Ritchie, you know I think you are THE MAN.
But you gotta admit, you leaving DP was the right move for all involved.
Maybe one day you will join I.G., J.L., I.P. and R.G. again for a super farewell tour. Maybe you can share the spotlight with S. Morse. Just a little....
Don't forget to tell the MKIII guys, David and Glenn. If you find N. Simper and R. Evans bring them also.
Better yet, make it a D.P./Rainbow thing. So, invite Ronnie J.D. too. For old times sake. Might as well bring J.L. Turner and Bonnet. What the heck. Go all the way, go out with a bang....If you gonna do it, do it right.
Maybe a tribute to Cozy (RIP) kind of concert/tour.
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Martín Díaz
04-06-2004
01:48 PM ET (US)
Groups Jon Lord has played with:

The Bill Ashton Combo, The Art Wood Combo, The Kinks, The Artwoods, St Valentine's Day Massacre, Santa Barbara Machine Head, The Flowerpot Men, Boz, Deep Purple, Roundabout, Ian Gillan, Ashton & Lord, Jon Lord & Eberhard Schoener, Nazareth, The Butterfly Ball, Wizard's Convention, Paice, Ashton & Lord, Maggie Bell, Whitesnake, Bernie Marsden, Graham Bonnet, George Harrison, Eddie Hardin & Zak Starkey, Cozy Powell, David Gilmour, Alvin Lee... to name a few.
1131
RJD
04-06-2004
01:48 PM ET (US)
John is the master, however, if he had to leave, Don is a very suitable replacement, although he has some big shoes to fill.
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Martín Díaz
04-06-2004
01:31 PM ET (US)
Jon: I'm not worthy. I never said you weren't the greatest.

All I was letting everyone know was Who the fuck is Don Airey.

Wish you were back with Purple.
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JON LORD
04-06-2004
01:27 PM ET (US)
Martin: Just to let you know a few albums I played in.
Machine Head, Made In Japan, Perfect Stangers, should I continue? Apologize! you dirty infidel!
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Martín Díaz
04-06-2004
01:17 PM ET (US)
Some of you might say who the fuck is Don Airey, but if you look in your record collections you will be surprised to find out that he has played in some of your favorite albums.

Cozy Powell - Over The Top, Octopuss, Tilt

Thin Lizzy - Soldier of Fortune

Jethro Tull - 20 Years

Rainbow - Since You Been Gone, Down To Earth, Final Vinyl,

Gary Moore - Back on the Streets, After The War, The Loner, Live At The Marquee, Over the Hills & Far Away, Nuclear Attack, Wild Frontier, Out in The Fields, Run For Cover, Dirty Fingers, Rockin' Every Night, Corridors of Power, Ballads & Blues, Still Got The Blues, etc...

Black Sabbath - Never Say Die

Colosseum II - Wardance, Electric Savage, Strange New Flesh

Whitesnake - Slip of The Tongue

Ozzy Osbourne - Other Side of Ozzy Osbourne, Bark At the Moon, Blizzard Of Oz

Bernie Marsden - About Time Too

Michael Schenker Group - MSG

Glenn Tipton - Baptism Of Fire

Quatermass II - Long Road

Brian May - Back To The Light

UFO - High Stakes & Dangerous Men

Judas Priest - Painkiller
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RJD
04-06-2004
12:51 PM ET (US)
Hey Dominic. Good to hook up with you guys again. I miss you all.
Portugal is looking bleak going into the Euro Cup. Everybody wants the coach's head, NOW!!! What does he now, he's only the current World Champion...
Hopefully the team will gel once the tournament starts.
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ROB HALFORD
04-06-2004
12:49 PM ET (US)
Ritchie: You don't need to worry bout shit Mr. Blackmore. I just got back the original Judas Priest togehter and we are touring with Balck Sabbath at the Oz fest. Them replacements can tour old movie theaters, biker bars, swap meets and even be on good morning america. But the fans know the real stuff and need no Bananas shit.
See you at Ozfest with 50k+ fans at each concert. So Ritchie, tell DIO the midget he can go back to touring with David Lee Roth so he can screw his bodyguards,Ain't talking bout love.
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DOMINIC
04-06-2004
12:36 PM ET (US)
PONCH
Hey Ponch, good to have you in the chat page. I'm back from a week in Mexico.Italy beat Portugal 2-1 last wednesday after being behing 1-0. Did you see the 2nd Italian gol? It was a corner lick (gol olimpico they call them in Mexico. Looks like Figo is not enough, they need help. I also saw a comercial were a Brazil-Portugal game is about to start and they start playing in the lockers area, they beat each other up and finaly the referee tackles Ronaldiño in order to get the game started. Last image is all the players beat up and dirty during the national anthems, pretty funny comercial. Anyway, good to have you back. If you want to send an e-mail to Andrew Tempesta his mail is Andrew tempesta
E-mail Address(es): tempestausmc@hotmail.com

RITCHIE:
I was also wondering why they called it Bananas but now I wish I didn't know.
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RJD
04-06-2004
12:35 PM ET (US)
This is Dio, yeah, as in God. That Ritchie guy sure was a piece of work.
Man, can I tell you some stories about him. He used to get so mad at me because I used to get all the babes on the Rainbow tours... no wonder, he was so moody. I overheard him saying to Cozy one day backstage:
 "How can that midget get more pussy than me? Don't they know that I am THE MAN and all others are riding my coat tails???"..." .
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Luis (Ponch)
04-06-2004
12:23 PM ET (US)
Ritchie, I'll give you that much. You got lucky hooking up with Candice. Not too shabby for an old man like you.
But come on, why can't you be like the other old rockers and keep doing nostalgia tours playing the old tunes?
 I sure would pay good money to see you doing some old DP and Rainbow stuff... What's the matter, Alzheimer's settling in? Can't remember the hook to Smoke On The Water?
Edited 04-06-2004 12:23 PM
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JRS
04-06-2004
11:55 AM ET (US)
Ritchie...Ritchie....I just saw Deep Purple and...well...you werent missed. Sorry buddy...life is a bitch and dressing like a pimp is no longer in style bubba. :-)
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RITCHIE BLACKMORE
04-06-2004
11:47 AM ET (US)
Look's like i'm the only one around here getting some real pussy while Steve Morse is back-stroking that new keyboard player and the rest of the guys are porking those 60 year old roadies.
If I got the line up back together, DP would be playing stadiums and all of you would be happy to pay $100.00 a ticket. I heard the replacements are opening up for Menudo at the Toylet Bowl with Wham and Boy George. No wonder they called it Bananas!
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Candice
04-06-2004
11:00 AM ET (US)
I wish viagra would work for Ritchie, but I still love him (for his money).
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Martín Díaz
04-06-2004
10:50 AM ET (US)
Ritchie: Get real you got too old to rock'n'roll.
So take your viagra and go fuck your blonde bitch.
Deep Purple lives and rocks without you. OUCH!!! I'm sure that hurts.
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Luis (Ponch)
04-06-2004
05:34 AM ET (US)
Yeah Ritchie, since you hooked up with that blonde chick Candice you think you are some kind of medieval minstrel.
She got some spell on you. I got one word for you-- BORING !!!
Snap out of it buddy, pick up that Strat and jam.
Call up some of the old mates like Dio(that is if any of them will still talk to you, you managed to piss them all off)and put a real band together.
Still love you.
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
04-06-2004
12:34 AM ET (US)
no seas ardilla, pinche ritchie and go play some more acoustic ballads to put yourself to sleep
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RITCHIE BLACKMORE
04-05-2004
08:59 PM ET (US)
Ponch: Your dead! you infidel you and all these semi purple replacements are just that, replacements. Long Live Rock!
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
04-03-2004
11:02 AM ET (US)
yeah, DP definitely needed some new energy...sad to see Jon Lord retire though Don Airey is definitely a suitable replacement...loved his work on those early Ozzy albums and on the Cozy Powell solo stuff..

ponch - i'm married with three (yikes!) kids...

saludos, raza
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Martín Díaz
04-02-2004
07:50 PM ET (US)
Ponch: I'm a red blooded purple fan myself and I agree with you.
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Luis (Ponch)
04-02-2004
07:19 PM ET (US)
Steve actually looks like he's enjoying playing with the band unlike you know who, that looked sooo bored off his mind in his last tour with the boys. (I can't believe I'm saying this)
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Luis (Ponch)
04-02-2004
07:15 PM ET (US)
DP can do no wrong by me. I actually love the energy SM brought back to the band.
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Martín Díaz
04-02-2004
06:56 PM ET (US)
Ponch: How did you like the new Purple album?

"BANANAS"

No Blackmore or Lord.

I personally liked it alot.
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Luis (Ponch)
04-02-2004
06:48 PM ET (US)
Sounds very interesting, Raza. Are you married, kids?
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
04-02-2004
06:40 PM ET (US)
portugal sure choked in WC2002 but did ok in euro2000 ...tu tocayo luis figo is awesome though...

i live in San Francisco and work as a consultant on digital media....a lot on digital music...I currently do work for Gracenote on how to automatically identify MP3 files and how to automatically create cool playlists out of the zillions of MP3 files in your collection. for example: play all the zappa songs with the word "titties"...

i also work for another company called AgentArts which does music recommendation engines...if you bought this music then you'll also like that music...

saludos, raza
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Luis (Ponch)
04-02-2004
06:39 PM ET (US)
"Still rocking & drinking I hope."
You know it brother. Still into the old music, guess I never grew up when it came to that. But now we have DVD's... concert DVD's. I buy as many as I can. Man, I got my daughters into the old stuff too, they love most of it.
I missed out on the last reunion, but I gotta see you guys.
1107
Martín Díaz
04-02-2004
06:35 PM ET (US)
Poncharelus Erectus Maximus: Long time no hear and much longer time no see.

Man It's nice to hear from you.

Still rocking & drinking I hope.
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Luis (Ponch)
04-02-2004
06:30 PM ET (US)
"a ver si vamos planeando el tepeji reunion...tal vez en austin.." I'm there buddy, just say when...
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Luis (Ponch)
04-02-2004
06:29 PM ET (US)
Hey Raza. Great to hear from you.
Yes, I will be going home for Euro. Don't expect too much form the home boys, the usual, choke when it counts. But it will be fun.
What do you do? And where do you live? Wow, so much to catch up on.
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
04-02-2004
05:38 PM ET (US)
que onda, ponch? euro 2004 starts soon...i'm counting on portugal to kick some ass...

How is your Deep Purple collection? You better still have your vinyl or I'll go over and kick your ass...

haven't posted for a few days cuz I've been working my ass off on two jobs but its Friday and getting close to slack off and drinking time...

a ver si vamos planeando el tepeji reunion...tal vez en austin..

saludos a todos...
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Luis (Ponch)
04-02-2004
12:56 PM ET (US)
OK, sounds good. I'm usually around Sat mornings doing the "honey do" list. Would love to chat w/you.
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JRS
04-02-2004
12:13 PM ET (US)
Ponch...Just spoke to Billy...awsome...I am gonna try and get my ass on over there and show u guys how to drink again! ha
I'll give u a call later or on Sat. I am up to my ass in IT issues right now...pero nos vemos/hablamos pronto bro!
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JRS
04-02-2004
11:45 AM ET (US)
awsome! I will give you all a call soon!
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Luis (Ponch)
04-02-2004
11:41 AM ET (US)
Johnny, here's Billy's number, he would love to hear from you. He seaks of you and the old days often.
He's home now.
407-862-3273
Mine is 386-860-2041 or 386-860-1686.
1099
Luis (Ponch)
04-02-2004
11:10 AM ET (US)
"we need a REAL Tepeji gang reunion..." We sure do. I know I do.
Billy lives down the road, not very far. We have a business together. www.thebattlerhino.com

Never heard from Rossman since I left Mexico.
Would like to find him and also Eddie Rose, Lozano, Pepino, Andres, Alex Juarez, and the others. I recently got in touch with Dominic, that's how I found this chat.

I see Raza and Martin post here regularly, so I guess I kind of found them. Hi guys.
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JRS
04-02-2004
10:42 AM ET (US)
Do u get to see Billy?...gimme a holler when u get a chance...210 691 9870 or I'll give u a call...demas...we need a REAL Tepeji gang reunion!
Glad to hear your doin ok...I got no kids...that I know of...ha.
Heard from Rossman?
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Luis (Ponch)
04-02-2004
10:31 AM ET (US)
Doing great, living near Orlando, FL, married. 2 daughters. My oldest is in high school. That's really scary. Still rocking out and teaching my girls the real music...
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JRS
04-02-2004
10:11 AM ET (US)
Ponch!!!! que oooondas dude! how da hell are ya?
1095
Luis (Ponch)
04-02-2004
09:55 AM ET (US)
Yes there anybody out there?
Edited 04-02-2004 09:58 AM
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
03-23-2004
05:10 PM ET (US)
Dominic, you hippie you! :) I thought you said you got enough drugs and sex in grade school man.
1093
DOMINIC
03-23-2004
03:47 PM ET (US)
SXSW ended with a bang! Over 1500 bands/ 300 venues/ lots of Drugs/ Sex/ and any type of music you could ever imagine. For a after SXSW, we checked out Los Jaguares last night. It was like being in Mexico City, chale carnal!
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DOMINIC
03-18-2004
06:07 PM ET (US)
Raza: Acabo de llegar a Austin y es un verdadero desmadre. mas de 1000 bandas de todas partes. Ya me voy a ver al TRI gratis en Auditoruim Shores y parece que tambien mañana mis amigos de Nashville Pussssssy andan por aqui. Despues les mando complete report de las actividades.
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JRS
03-18-2004
09:35 AM ET (US)
Estaba Jesús en el cielo, reunido con todos sus
> discípulos,
>
> analizando la problemática de la droga en el mundo
>
> y cómo ésta destruía a muchas personas y familias.
> Pero como ellos
>
> nunca habían probado ningún tipo de droga, no sabían
> realmente
>
> qué era lo que producía, de modo que Jesús decidió
> mandar a todos sus
>
> discípulos a distintas partes del mundo para que
> trajeran
>
> muestras de distintas drogas y las analizaran...
>
> Jesús pasó cinco días esperando que llegaran los
>
> discípulos, hasta que por primera vez tocaron la
> puerta:
> - Toc, Toc, Toc..
>
> - ¿Quién es? - preguntó Jesús
>
> - Soy Juan.
>
> - Jesús abre la puerta y le dice:
>
> - ¿Que trajiste, Juan?
>
> - Cocaína de Colombia, Maestro
>
> - Muy bien..., pasa y déjala por ahí...
>
> - Toc, Toc, Toc...
>
> - ¿Quién es?
>
> - Soy Pedro.
>
> - Jesús abre la puerta y le dice:
>
> - ¿Que trajiste, Pedro?
>
> - Marihuana de Jamaica, Maestro
>
> - Muy bien..., pasa y déjala allí encima
>
> - Toc, Toc, Toc...
>
> - ¿Quién es?
>
> - Soy Mateo.
>
> - Jesús abre la puerta y le dice:
>
> - ¿Qué trajiste, Mateo?
>
> - Crack de Nueva York, Maestro
>
> - Muy bien..., pasa y déjala junto a los otros
> paquetes.
>
> Y así sucesivamente fueron llegando los discípulos y
> trajeron
> heroína, anfetaminas, LSD, hachish, pasta base,
> etc., etc.
>
> Sólo faltaba un discípulo, y en eso sonó la puerta:
>
> - Toc, Toc Toc...
>
> - ¿Quién es?
>
> - Soy yo, JUDAS.
>
> - Jesús abre la puerta y dice:
>
> - ¿Qué trajiste, Judas?
>
> - ¡Al FBI cabrones... todos contra la pared,
> y ese de barba, es ¡ EL JEFE !
1090
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
03-15-2004
07:58 PM ET (US)
Dominic, Neil -- any good music action at South by Southwest this week?
1089
Gaspar Henaine
03-15-2004
06:56 PM ET (US)
no mamen, cabrones. Como diria el pendejo de Pinochet: Chabelo es con b!!
1088
Tio Gamboin
03-15-2004
05:55 PM ET (US)
No mames chavelo...pendejo.
1087
Chavelo
03-15-2004
05:43 PM ET (US)
Pinches hijos de Puta! Editando y suprimiendo la libertad de expresion. Metanse su democracia por el OGT.
Que paso mi Pinochet, catafixias estos putos por una avalancha?
1086
JRS
03-14-2004
02:01 PM ET (US)
well thank you pest controll...no more skeeters.
Como estan cabrones?
1085
ANDRES
03-12-2004
09:20 PM ET (US)
asi es, se ha de haber suicidado el pinocho con su liguero. Creo que fuimos muy duros con el. Pero si quiere enmendar sus acciones, que se comunique!!! a la sucursal Tacubaya, en el sotano.
1084
Martín Díaz
03-12-2004
06:20 AM ET (US)
Calm after the storm
1083
JRS
03-10-2004
05:43 PM ET (US)
awsome! I hate skeeters.ha :)
1082
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
03-10-2004
05:41 PM ET (US)
Capn' Raz has been busy eradicating those pinche mosquitos! :)
1081
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
03-10-2004
11:32 AM ET (US)
Any Pixies fans out there? Yesterday, Frank Black was scheduled to play here in San Francisco and it turned into a surprise Pixies reunion show...

This Monkey's Gone to Heaven!
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Satanas
03-10-2004
10:40 AM ET (US)
ese buey pinochet...I fucked im!
1078
Dios
03-10-2004
10:32 AM ET (US)
Ya estoy hasta la madre de pinches dictadores putos que no dan la cara como hombres cuando mentan la madre asi es que los borre.

Me regreso a oir a Zappa que esta aqui junto a mi palomeando mientras Marilyn Monroe y la mama de Pinochet me la estan mamando.
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JRS
03-10-2004
09:48 AM ET (US)
anyone hear a pinche mosquito pendejo in here?
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andres
03-09-2004
09:20 PM ET (US)
que ondas, raza, scott, banda. Andaba como diria mi ex-psicologa, en rehab. Llevo un año y dos meses sin ponerle a nada. La neta me estaba engolosinando. Anduve fuera de la ciudad, primero 7 meses en Morelos (Huitzilac) y despues dos meses en Mérida con los hijos de las mil putas, hasta casita de la berga.
Por cierto, hablando de berga, al puto de pinochet mejor hay que ignorarlo, pinche guey carente, llama-la-atencion, nalgasprontas, en fin, pobre guey patético. no se si reir o cagar. mañana a ver que pedo. rasta, luego me vuelves a mandar tu email. el mio es adekovic81@hotmail.com
bye.
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Martín Díaz
03-09-2004
05:10 PM ET (US)
Raza: Pista #1 este puto es chilango.

Pinochet: Te vamos a descubrir y te vas chingar.

Y que jodido chilango tratando de ser Argentino.
Edited 03-09-2004 05:11 PM
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
03-09-2004
04:45 PM ET (US)
a chingaos...estos lideres sudamericanos como suenan a chilangos...

mejor vayanse a joder mas a su pais y dejenos en paz...o si no, los mandamos a Haiti o a Irak, cabrones...
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Hugo Chavez:
03-09-2004
04:21 PM ET (US)
Si, pinche Scott , y toda la bola de gringos MamaFokers.
Ya dejen de joder al generalisimo y a un servidor. Estamos tragando tanta mierda en Vnezuela y chile en hogada en Santiago, que ya nos sabe a sabrozo.
Welcome to Pennis, do you want fries with that sir?
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Scott
03-09-2004
03:37 PM ET (US)
Hola Andres, Raza.. you back?

No sean tan OJ con el pobre Pinochet... seguro en Su Mente esta tocando la canción de Bobby Brown... de Zapa... How did it go.... "sucking on each others Dick"
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
03-09-2004
01:34 PM ET (US)
vientos...ya regreso el androide...donde andabas, guey? san francisco oxtotilpan?

saludos!
1066
JRS
03-09-2004
12:36 PM ET (US)
Dwight...you got it man! Take his ass out!
Andres...que hongos dude! Estas en Mexico todavia?
1065
F. Zappa
03-09-2004
12:34 PM ET (US)
Shit, if I were still alive I'd do a song about you guys. So much creativity, so much passion.
Fuck! I'd do a 2-3 part antology "Pinochet's Garage"
NO! NO! I'd do a trilogy "Chihuahua-doggy-styling-Pinochet"
Let's keep Pluto out of this one folks, that one is for Mickey, and keep it comming!

ps: Keep it greasy Pinocho, that ass if probably a little splintered.
1064
andres
03-09-2004
12:07 PM ET (US)
no mamen, los dejo solos un ratito y se vuelven locas. quien será el puto de pinochet? Creo que ya sé quien eres maldito animal. Tu serías mi hijo pero el perro perdió el volado. Y tu perra madre ganó. Pobre pendejo, no te parieron, te cagaron, y no te dieron chichi, te dieron pura verga. Y de paso chinga a tu puta madre, zorra.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
03-09-2004
11:26 AM ET (US)
Johnny, no way amigo, this redneck guerro gets the first shot at Pinoche! Obviously the dude suffers from chronic pussitis and has a strong affection for barnyard animals.
1062
JRS
03-09-2004
10:31 AM ET (US)
bueno pues...we know that Pinochet was a dictator...this Pinochet ass clown is a dicktaster.
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JS
03-09-2004
09:51 AM ET (US)
PEEEENCHE Pinochet...whats up your ass besides a Louisville slugger guey? At the least identify yourself... coward.
Es mas pendejo...lets play a new board game...called fuck off...grab the dice cause you go first bitch.

Saludos to everyone else!
Johnny
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
03-09-2004
09:44 AM ET (US)
pero si tu ya no produces mecos, mi Pinochet...por eso se vino pa'ca tu esposa
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
03-09-2004
12:27 AM ET (US)
orale...el Pinochet en autogol...y aparte nos salio discovolo, anti-rockero...o tal vez como buen dictador, le gusta Wagner o no se que mamadas...

esto del anonimato saca unos buenos alucines...

mejor que regrese la Sarah...

me siento como en la prepa...por fin una vieja se colo al chat y me la van a espantar...
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DOMINIC
03-08-2004
06:10 PM ET (US)
Pinochet: Tu jamas vas a cambiar papasito! un besito para ti mi generalito! De nuevo, saludos a la familia.
Besos

Tu papasote
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DOMINIC
03-08-2004
04:27 PM ET (US)
Tos que mi general, a que horas sales al pan?
Ya deja el guarumo y mejor fumate unas colitas.
Saludos a la familia.
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Martín Díaz
03-08-2004
03:24 PM ET (US)
Yo creo que Pinochet y Adivina Quien son de la misma familia.

Son de proveta.

No tienen Madre.
1050
DOMINIC
03-08-2004
03:11 PM ET (US)
LOVE IS IN THE AIR, EVERYWHERE YOU READ AROUND!
ROCK N' ROLL AIN'T NOISE POLUTION
2 CUERITOS CON SU CAGUMA, MISTER?
QUIEN TRAE ROLLING PAPERS?
LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL!!!

YA ALIVIANENSE CHAVOS, QUE SON SALSA DEL MISMO MOLCAJETE.
Edited 03-08-2004 03:11 PM
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1048
cactus bro'
03-08-2004
01:59 PM ET (US)
perdonáme che si te ofendí, a voz que sós tan sencillito y carismático. chequetas haciendo
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1046
cactus bro'
03-08-2004
12:12 PM ET (US)
cactus bro' reporting to home base. This is the road that leads to eternal damnation. This is the way to the City of Woe. Hi to the Canadian cactusas. Big cactus, long time no read. Ay guey, creo que me afecto (mas) estar fuera de circulacion. Al rato escribo mas. Se supone que estoy chambeando. Ahá...Oslo, Norway.
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Martín Díaz
03-04-2004
06:28 PM ET (US)
I want to wish Neil Patrick Flores a Happy Birthday he turns 1 year old today.
1043
JRS
03-04-2004
05:10 PM ET (US)
Sarah! What a suprize!!!!
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DOMINIC
03-04-2004
05:00 PM ET (US)
Dwight: UZO is a pretty weird drink. It's clear just like vodka but you have to mix 1/2 - 1/2 with water and it turns completely white, looks like milk. I was in Greece a few years back and practically lived on this shit for 2 weeks.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
03-04-2004
04:50 PM ET (US)
Welcome Sarah and Liz! :)

Dom, yes I'm sure the US will bring home the medals. I'm sure the athletes will have one hell of a good time even with all the mega security planned. I've never had uzo. I bet it's not as good as tequila.
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DOMINIC
03-04-2004
11:03 AM ET (US)
Sarah & Liz: Welcome to the chat, been drinking any Caguamas lately?

Dwight: I read your article on the Olympics. Puras mamadas! from a country that is going to win 3-4 medals. The US olympic team will be able to win more medals than any other country, will receive plenty of boos but also plenty of love,They will party hard and drink plenty of Greek UZO(it's really very good stuff)and many will get laid. The best thing is they will get some really cheap steroids in that part of the world.
1039
JRS
03-03-2004
04:04 PM ET (US)
Si Martin..es Sarah...vivita en Toronto...been talking to her.
1038
Martín Díaz
03-03-2004
03:18 PM ET (US)
Sarah Bromley? the one and only crazy Canadian girl that lived in Bosques? and Liz Fusco? another crazy Canadian?

Hi girls long time no hear. what's up with your lives?

Are you Married, Divorced, Single...

Get in touch with me at:

n3mx@prodigy.net.mx

Andres Deckovic is somewhere in Mexico City.
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Sarah
03-03-2004
02:59 PM ET (US)
Hey Tepeji's - remember me??? Liz and I remember you - well most of you..... Where is Andres? How are ya all???
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DOMINIC
03-02-2004
11:32 AM ET (US)
Sounds like a missed agreat concert but what really bothered me was not being able to hook up with you and Tim. Wish I could have been part of that peda!
I just got back from Mexicali and it was funny: AIR SUPPLY sold out a concert for 12,000+ at the local bullring. It was front page news in that part of the world. I also heard on the Mexicali radio next week they are having a Progresive Rock Festival with bands from 12 different countries. Hell of a contrast.
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JRS
02-27-2004
03:06 PM ET (US)
Que hongos everyone!
Well...full report...the Deep Purple concert was wicked.Thin Lizzy was ok...kinda like watching a cover band, but Steve Morse played like a muthafugga! No Ritchie Blackmore, but he made the cut. The venue was awsome, acustics were incredible. We missed ya DOM! But your ticket went to a hottie bartender that we met at the Davenport ( a bar between my brothers and the Majestic) She was so thrilled she bought us drinks after the show. Good time had by all...xcept I think Timbo has been out of the drinking circulation a little too long. however this is what we knocked out: 3 cases of miller lite, 1 case tecate,1 big ass bottle of captain morgans...that was just at my house..ha ha...I dont remember the count or what we drank at the various watering holes we went to.
Anyway...the buzz is finally wearing off a week later...nothing to drink this week but a 55 gallon barrel of gatorade...but tonight its back on beer!
Anyway, I wish u all a great and unsober weekend and hope we can actually have a good reunion one of these days!

Saludos Cbrones
Johnny
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
02-24-2004
06:41 PM ET (US)
Dominic, yea that was quite a whipping. I didn't watch the game, just heard about the fans. That makes two teams the US won't be sending to the next Olympics, baseball and soccer. Geez, you'd think we'd make it for baseball.

Here's an article about what our athletes have to look forward to at the Olympics:

http://www.canada.com/sports/story.html?id...6-91EE-CFCF6AD97383
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DOMINIC
02-24-2004
10:40 AM ET (US)
Dwight: Most other fans would just put it to rest after that 4-0 whipping. Looks like those Osama chants got them US Boys kindda nevous?
By the way, do you know what Osama's sexual fantasy was?
Doing twins!
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Scott
02-19-2004
05:06 PM ET (US)
Blond officer pulls over a Blond driver.

The blonde police officer tells her, "It's that thing with your picture on it."

The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it, and sure enough sees her picture. She hands the compact to the blonde cop.

The blonde cop looks at the compact for a few seconds, then rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blonde convertible driver, and says, "If you had told me you were a police officer when I first! pulled you over, we could have avoided this whole thing."
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
02-18-2004
01:03 PM ET (US)
Whazzzzup with our boyz gettin' dissed during the US-Mexico soccer match last week? Booing during our national anthem and chantin' Osama, what a bunch of pinche pendejos!
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JRS
02-12-2004
01:26 PM ET (US)
Horale Dom, I sent e-mail, but u can call my cell 210 296 1230 or home 210 691 9870. Nos vemos...and Tim got his liver ready...and his wife let him have his testicles back so he could come out and play! ha ha!
Saludos a todos!
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DOMINIC
02-12-2004
01:00 PM ET (US)
Johnny: I will be in Detroit next week but back just in time for Deep Purple. Send me an e-mail to dominic@norbac3.com with your phone so that I can call and have everything ready.
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Martín Díaz
02-10-2004
02:23 PM ET (US)
A little poem for Adivina Quien...

TWAT
Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end.
Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you’re clean round the bend.
You give me the horrors
too bad to be true
All of my tomorrow’s
are lousy coz of you.
You put the Shat in Shatter
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stain

You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.
Do us all a favour, here... wear this polythene bag.

You’re like a dose of scabies,
I’ve got you under my skin.
You make life a fairy tale... Grimm!

People mention murder, the moment you arrive.
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.
You’ve got this slippery quality,
it makes me think of phlegm,
and a dual personality
I hate both of them.

Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay.
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away.
Like a death in a birthday party,
you ruin all the fun.
Like a sucked and spat our smartie,
you’re no use to anyone.
Like the shadow of the guillotine
on a dead consumptive’s face.
Speaking as an outsider,
what do you think of the human race

You went to a progressive psychiatrist.
He recommended suicide...
before scratching your bad name off his list,
and pointing the way outside.

You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.
You’re heading for a breakdown,
better pull yourself apart.

Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.
Your attitudes are platitudes,
just make me wanna piss.

What kind of creature bore you
Was is some kind of bat
They can’t find a good word for you,
but I can...
TWAT.
1027
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
02-09-2004
08:10 PM ET (US)
felicidades, cholano...been too busy uploading shit to congratulate you!

norbaqueros -- les deje un overdose de Motorhead...ya vieron?
1026
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
02-09-2004
05:10 PM ET (US)
Martin, you young cabrone you!

Just think, when you were born Michael Jackson was an innocent little boy in the Jackson 5:

http://www.zooass.com/games/neverland/neverland.swf
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DOMINIC
02-09-2004
01:04 PM ET (US)
Martin: felicidades, espero lo puedas a volver a doblar.Por ahi me saludan al pikapiedra si lo ven.

JRS:YES! You are on, will see you for Deep Purple on the 20th. Tell timoteo he better have that liver up and running.
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Martín Díaz
02-06-2004
10:52 AM ET (US)
La bola todavia la traigo colgando y Titi ya se va a casar con amigo Brazileño.

El día de hoy soy 2 veces mayor de edad (21 x 2) y libré el 30 y 11 (41) sin raspones en el cu... erpo.

Al ser 2 veces mayor de edad, por ley ya puedo tomar 2 veces mas que antes. SALUD.
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Scott
02-06-2004
09:48 AM ET (US)
Feliz Cumpleaños Cholano.... Ya la bola!!!!! y el titi!!!!!
1022
Scott
02-05-2004
06:03 PM ET (US)
Cholano, John, que onda llego el lunes y me voy el sabado. Las tardes la tengo ocupadas. Te dejas ver? Estoy quedandome en el Camino Real. Mandame un email.
1021
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
02-02-2004
10:50 AM ET (US)
Helluva game, Pats lucked out in the end. Heard Janet Jackson didn't want to be outdone by GW so she gave another boob sighting to the TV audience.
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JRS
02-02-2004
10:13 AM ET (US)
Dom: I got Tim comming down on the 19th of Feb. And I bought 3 tickets to Deep Purple for the 20th, so here's the plan if you want to go. The ticket is on me, and scince the concert is downtown...we can go hit my brothers bar...www.barazul.com and then go to the show.

Did everyone enjoy the Stupid Bowl?
http://www.entensity.net
1019
JRS
01-29-2004
03:15 PM ET (US)
nice!!!!!! thanx!
1018
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
01-29-2004
02:48 PM ET (US)
Juanito Sours, check this out!

http://mirrored.flabber.nl/boob.cursor/ciagnijcycka.swf
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Scott
01-27-2004
01:56 PM ET (US)
Martin, Estare chambeando toda la semana el del 9 al 14 de Feb. La Mañana estare libre pero la tarde y la noche es cuando es el Expocomm por el Hipodromo.

Si el John esta nos podemos ver para la comida y si no tengo nada en la noche les caigo. Estaba pensando irme el sabado ya que estoy viajando mucho, lo puedo cambiar al Domingo.

Mandame un email con detalles.
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JRS
01-23-2004
05:27 PM ET (US)
Well kids...have agreat weekend, trying to get out of here and hit the local happy hour. SALUD!
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
01-22-2004
02:59 AM ET (US)
ha! that's pretty fucked up, sours! $7mil sounds like too much for something that's been used by the brazilians though

thin lizzy without phil lynott? i don't know...

didn't don airey (rainbow, ozzy osbourne's first few albums) replace jon lord? i haven't bought bananas yet either but it had some great reviews including one by Cholano...Feb 11th here in SF...
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John Sours
01-21-2004
03:57 PM ET (US)
QT - DOMINIC wrote:

>
>
>
Es un pinche aircraft carrier from the Brazilian navy...
< replied-to message removed by QT >
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DOMINIC
01-21-2004
03:42 PM ET (US)
Johnny: The image is not there, what are you buying?
1012
JRS
01-21-2004
03:28 PM ET (US)
Hey all, I'm bidding on this
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAP...9870&category=26432

We can turn it into the TG mobile headquarters.
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DOMINIC
01-21-2004
03:13 PM ET (US)
In the playoff, any cheap shot is a good shot. Fuck! I think they get about 80k just to make it to the playoffs and them another 120k if they win it. fuck Mc.Kelly

I will have my top 5 albums for the 2000's soon.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
01-21-2004
03:05 PM ET (US)
Will do Dom. Yea, the story I got from my friend Dwight (the cousin of Greg Favors) is that Greg told his mom after the game he knew it was a cheap shot that he threw on McKellyNabb and thought he should have got a penalty :)
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
01-21-2004
02:53 PM ET (US)
My top 5 CDs of the decade:

Nickelback
 The State (2000)
Linkin Park
 Hybrid Theory (2000)
Green Day
 Warning (2001)
Puddle of Mudd
 Come Clean (2001)
Red Hot Chili Peppers
 By The Way (2002)
1008
DOMINIC
01-21-2004
12:29 PM ET (US)
Dwight: Please give Favors a hug for me. I hate fucking McNabb and couldn't be happier they are now the Philadelphia Bills. A new legacy of choking on the big un!

Pike: Another one bites the dust, a cambiar pañales.
1007
Martín Díaz
01-21-2004
11:01 AM ET (US)
Long live the NFC, the Cowboys and the Panters. The Eagles suck.
1006
Martín Díaz
01-21-2004
10:55 AM ET (US)
Scottex: John Pike esta en México, va a estar 2 meses y VA A SER PAPÁ. A ver si nos juntamos ahora que estes en México.
1005
Martín Díaz
01-21-2004
09:20 AM ET (US)
Scottex: vas a tener tiempo para los cuates o van a andar de puñalon? Ahora que estes en México?
1004
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
01-20-2004
05:03 PM ET (US)
Un mil y mas! :) Congrats Raz for 1000. Wish I could have been with you at the Love concert to enjoy the combustibles.

The Pats looked awesome! Manning had a rough day. But not as rough as McNabb who received a cheap shot by Carolina linebacker Greg Favors. Small world because a guy I work with and know well happens to be his cousin, Dwight Favors. We're the only two Dwights at work, and I'm the white one :)
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JRS
01-20-2004
02:41 PM ET (US)
http://www.majesticempire.com/text/calendar.html

A huevo Dom...I'm up for that concert.Maybe I can get that Tinoteo gringo feo to come down for that.

Scott...here in little Mexico...San Antonio...y tu? Todo bien?
1002
Scott
01-20-2004
02:31 PM ET (US)
Cool Dominic... Enjoy.

Will be going to Mex the week of Feb. 9th. Have not been since last FEB. Going to eat 10 shitloads of Tacos and drink tequila.

Raz cuando vas a Mex? how was CES? Well I got 1002... not bad... jajajaja.

Sours donde andas cabron?
1001
DOMINIC
01-20-2004
02:25 PM ET (US)
I guess I missed posting 1000, will settle for 1001.
Deep Purple with Thin Lizzy February 20th in San Antonio.
Guess I will have to check the Bananas Album before the show. By the way the new Deep Puple official site is pretty cool, although John Lord is gone and replaced by NIP (Ni puta idea) that has plyed with some cool bands.

I will also check up on Love, haber si vienen a Austin.
1000
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
01-20-2004
01:57 PM ET (US)
i have absolutely nothing new to say...I just wanted to post message 1000. Actually, the Love concert on Friday was incredible...they had a string quartet and horns and played Forever Changes from beginning to end straight through...magical...of course, I was stoned out of my gourges which always improves the sonic experience...saludos
999
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
01-19-2004
12:10 PM ET (US)
sours: mom's doing fine...living on Long Island...retired now...thanks for asking...

how about them patriots...i was born in Massachussetts and moved to mexico when I was four but I've always been a fan of all the boston teams...

saludos...
998
JRS
01-14-2004
11:17 PM ET (US)
BTW Raza...how is your Jefa? She wa the only reason I ever passed algebra.
997
JRS
01-14-2004
11:15 PM ET (US)
No shit Raza you were there as well? That was jacked. Anyway we should get together soon. As Chip would say
"No mamen cabrones...donde esta la peda?"
996
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
01-14-2004
11:11 PM ET (US)
i hear ya, sours...nothing like a good peda in Mexico...I also get homesick the minute I hop the plane back...I am kinda reminded of the 1990 world cup when mexico was not allowed to participate cuz they were penalized for fielding over 21 aged kids in the Under21 world cup...the joke in Mexico was: "Si...dolio que no fuimos...pero que aburridota se dieron"
995
JRS
01-14-2004
10:42 PM ET (US)
como estan cabrones! I just got back from Cozumel and I gotta tell ya...I LOVE MEXICO. I am so homesick now that I'm back. We should plan a balls out reunion down there and drink till our livers catch the first flight home with out us. The topless women alone made me NUTZ! And that muthafuggin Cuban rum is the SHIT! No cruda!
Toby: if your chiming in on this...Te tienes que jalar al Iberostar...de pelos cabron....

Talk soon...drinkin now

Peaceout
994
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
01-14-2004
10:24 PM ET (US)
i guess I also forgot

Love - The Forever Changes Concert

which, by the way, I am going to see (again) this Friday:

http://www.gamh.com/artist_pages/love_011604.html

don't know if Arthur Lee and Love are playing in your 'hood on this tour but DO NOT MISS IT if they do...I cried...
993
Martín Díaz
01-14-2004
06:28 AM ET (US)
Porcupine Tree
 In Absentia (2002)
Red Hot Chili Peppers
 By The Way (2002)
Foo Fighters
 One By One (2002)
Steely Dan
 Everything Must Go (2003)
Rush
 Vapor Trails (2002)
992
Martín Díaz
01-14-2004
06:04 AM ET (US)
OK Dominic here's my list from "2000 to 2003"
Frank Zappa
 FZ:OZ (2002)
 Halloween (2003)
Deep Purple
 Bananas (2003)
Birth Control
 Alsatian (2003)
Banco Del Mutuo Soccorso
 Live In Concert In Mexico City (2000)
Golden Earring
 Millbrook U.S.A. (2003)

Guess what? they all are groups from the 60's & 70's
Edited 01-14-2004 06:05 AM
991
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
01-13-2004
08:09 PM ET (US)
a few others:

Belle and Sebastian - Fold Your Hands Child, You Walk Like a Peasant
Nick Cave - No More Shall We Part
990
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
01-13-2004
11:42 AM ET (US)
happy new year, y'all ...been a little disconnected as I was in Las Vegas for the Consumer Electronics Show (and annual drinkathon)...

i guess music has been that shitty this decade, huh? here are a few of my faves:

The Strokes - Is This It?
Calexico - Feast of Wire
Stereototal - Musique Automatique
Tindersticks - Trouble Every Day
Puffy AmiYumi - Spike

I have to recheck my collection to see if this is the definitive list but its a good first pass...Note that I am starting to be influenced by my kids...not that I listen to the music they tell me about but that I buy music (Stereototal, Puffy AmiYumi) because I know they'll like it and I can play it in the car and not have them demand crap like the Lizzy Maguire soundtrack...
989
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
01-07-2004
01:09 PM ET (US)
Yes, I would LOVE to see Ben end up with the Cowboys!

I will be working on my top five from the past 4 years...
988
DOMINIC
01-06-2004
12:12 PM ET (US)
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL
We are always talking about 60's, 70's,80's music.
Question to all of you, the top 5 albums of this decade so far? It will probably take a few days but it should be interesting.
987
DOMINIC
01-06-2004
12:09 PM ET (US)
Scott: De nuevo gracias a Annie por el regalito de Annabelle. Le gusto bastante

Dwight: Fuck, fuck, fuck!! fucking corners looked like high schollers out there. Quincy fucking sucks! We need either Ben or Eli for the Cowboys. It was very disapointing to loose like that, no fight , no spark. Fuck, fuck fuck!
I have a feeling the Colts will win it all.
986
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
01-05-2004
04:41 PM ET (US)
Dominic, what happened to the Cowboys defense on Saturday?! Man, the corners played crappy and Quincy Carter sure had an off day. Well, you can't complain too much considering the huge turnaround from 5-11 to 10-6 with Parcells as head coach.
985
Old Dog
01-05-2004
04:14 PM ET (US)
Check this web site:

http://www.hegre-archives.com/freeimages/
984
Scott
01-05-2004
04:03 PM ET (US)
Gordito espero que Annabelle le haya gustado. Manda fotos. Fijate que Caitlen tiene 6 y Sigi tiene 2... Les encanta el rock pesado y a mi vieja a eso le encabrita... Heeeeelllllssss Belllllssss ta da da..... jejejejeje.

Cholano que onda? Razzzz Paz Y amor.... Y a todos have a hell of a 2004 year...
983
JRSPerson was signed in when posted
12-31-2003
01:47 PM ET (US)
Happy new beer to you all. Que la pasen de pelos!
982
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
12-29-2003
02:56 PM ET (US)
Dom, you are right, 8 and 8 was far above my expectations for them this year. Marvin Lewis has got them on the right track.

Ahhh...so many Mexican fans love the Cowboys :) Man, they're as loyal as Kentuckians are to UK baskeball!

GO COWBOYS!!!
Edited 12-29-2003 02:56 PM
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DOMINIC
12-29-2003
12:55 PM ET (US)
Scott: Gracias a Annie por el regalito de Annabelle, My se►ora le gusto mucho. Feliz Año nuevo a todos!!
980
DOMINIC
12-29-2003
12:55 PM ET (US)
Dwight: Sorry about your Bungholes, but the NFL is back in Cincinnati!
All of my family went up last week for the Cowboys pounding of the shitty Giants.
The Cowboys -vs- the Panthers saturday at 7:00pm cst. As a good mexican fan, I will light a few veladoras y a hacer changuitos. GO COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!
979
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
12-29-2003
12:51 PM ET (US)
Raz: A sweet group of albums and bands to be on top. Rock history will never be as good as that!

Dom: That would be great if Ben ended up there, but I bet the Raiders or the Giants will end up with him. The BUNGHOLES could have used him yesterday!!!! ARRRGGHHHHH!
978
JRSPerson was signed in when posted
12-29-2003
10:42 AM ET (US)
I hope everyone had a great christmas.
This is what I wanted:
http://www.onlinephotostorage.com/makemesmile/
But I still made out like a bandit.
Happy new year to all!
977
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
12-19-2003
12:22 PM ET (US)
dominic -- cruda todavia desde la peda del viernes?

another interesting rock history anniversary --

http://salon.com/ent/feature/2003/12/19/rock/index.html

saludos, raza
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DOMINIC
12-19-2003
12:19 PM ET (US)
Martin: Ya te envie las fotos, la verda no pude pues estoy bien pendejo.

Dwight: Hey HO! I saw the game, Miami does fucking rule! Dallas Cowboys need Roethlisberger.
975
Martín Díaz
12-19-2003
11:49 AM ET (US)
Dominic: Que paso con la foto de Annabelle en el tepeji photoalbum? Tuviste problemas? Mandamela para que yo la ponga.
974
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
12-19-2003
11:26 AM ET (US)
How sweet it was watching Miami smoke Louisville in the GMAC Bowl last night! Ben Roethlisberger (who should have won the Heisman) was shaking off defenders last night like rag dolls. Watch for him to be a top draft pick in the NFL.
973
DOMINIC
12-18-2003
04:39 PM ET (US)
Toby: Thanks man, sin compromisos, si no la hace, no le des chamba.

Martin: Tu deberias ser el que le llame por telefono y make up con el, no te hagas el guey, desde que Lozano salio de Platypus se perdio el recording contract y el stash de gatas exibicionistas. We need Lozano in this chat!

To everyone, Merry Chrustmas & Happy New Year/ Quanza/Hanuka y Ramadan. May you sip a fine glass of wine, eat good food and enjoy your family this Christmas season.
972
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
12-18-2003
04:22 PM ET (US)
Toque un spleef antes viendo el hombre liquido...

http://www.neen.org/demo/clinger.swf
971
Scott
12-18-2003
12:31 PM ET (US)
So el Loenfemo esta en monterrey.... jajajaja... Que te conto Noriega? Pasame los datos del Noriega.

Felices Quanzas
970
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
12-18-2003
10:35 AM ET (US)
Agricultural trade specialist! Un wato aqui, un wato alla....
969
Martín Díaz
12-17-2003
07:56 PM ET (US)
Toby: Increible pero si es el mismo.
Ahora solo falta preguntarle que tipo de agricultura, si de la comestible o de la buena.
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Toby
12-17-2003
07:45 PM ET (US)
Dominic: bien la entrevista, buen caracter y solida en sus comentarios. Te mantengo informado.

Johnny: well, not too much, a lot of work for the same penny! How's everything with you? Any "drinking" plans for Christmas?

Martin: no mames, es el mismo Drogardo Aluciano este personaje? Que cagado!!!
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Martín Díaz
12-17-2003
06:38 PM ET (US)
El otro día Carlos Noriega se encontro a esta persona en una expo, les mando sus datos por si alguien le quiere mandar un mail o invitarlo al quick topic:

Eduardo Lozano Carreño
Marqueting Specialist for the Agricultural Trade Office in Monterrey
81 8333-5289 Phone
81 8333-1248 Fax
eduardo.lozano@usda.gov
edflc@yahoo.com.mx
Edited 12-17-2003 06:38 PM
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DOMINIC
12-17-2003
04:00 PM ET (US)
JRS: Is class of 81 also invited to come in Jessicas?

Toby: Gracias,ojala sea alguien que en realidad funcione.
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JRSPerson was signed in when posted
12-17-2003
01:26 PM ET (US)
es mas Toby...what do you hear from the rest of those classmates mamones of 84?
is the reunion in Jessicas mouth?....everyone coming?
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JRSPerson was signed in when posted
12-17-2003
01:21 PM ET (US)
Toby que hongos guey? Hows it going?
Dom, perdon...I was hasta las nachas by 7 pm...the drive would have killed me. I dont drink and drive, but I do belong to DAMM...(drunks against mad mothers) Anyway me voy a Austin after the friggin holidays when Tim comes down...I see a 6th street visit in my near future...will call ya.
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Toby
12-17-2003
09:56 AM ET (US)
Gordito, tu prima viene hoy a las 9:30 a entrevista.
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DOMINIC
12-12-2003
02:58 PM ET (US)
JRS: I don't kinow if youre making it up or not, but we will be there at 8:00pm , if you need help my cel 512-7913084
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DOMINIC
12-12-2003
11:10 AM ET (US)
TOBY, NECESITO QUE ME LLAMES O ME ENVIES TU MAIL.
960
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
12-12-2003
11:09 AM ET (US)
Captain, you must never grow up!
959
JRS
12-12-2003
04:51 AM ET (US)
<---Captain shitfaced...when will I grow up?
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
12-11-2003
06:05 PM ET (US)
Best Album of the year: Beatles: Let it Be...Naked
Worst Album of the year: American Idhole, Clay Aiken: The Measure of a Man
Death of the year 2003: The Man in Black (the death of the century)
Best concert seen in 2003: Godsmack: Faceless tour
Wierdest thing in 2003: The Osbourne Family Christmas Special

Piss, I never made one of those killer Tepeji parties, but I'm sure I would have out-puked you all :)
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DOMINIC
12-11-2003
04:09 PM ET (US)
Martin & Raza:You guys were so! so! wasted that one gave a shit that Eduardo Lozano was trying to commit suicide that night. He was going to cut his veins with a nail clipper!
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Scott M
12-11-2003
04:07 PM ET (US)
Esa epoca es una nube... no mucha claridad... Acuerdo de una ocación de tomar unos chongos del lavabo del baño de abajo.... en otra me acuerdo de echar unas cucharadas de Peyote en en... en... en.... la licuadora.

Despues de esto.... hmmmmmmm Blurrrrrrrrr.... Tu te acuerdas?

Pike? Donde estas?
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El chistin
12-11-2003
04:03 PM ET (US)
Estaban en una reunión del tepeji en casa del Cholano: un zoófilo, un sádico, un asesino, un necrófilo, un pirómano y un masoquista.

* El zoófilo dice: ¡Vamos a cogernos un gato!

* El Sádico dice: ¡Vamos a cogernos un gato ... y a cagarlo a palos!!!

* El asesino dice: ¡Vamos a cogernos un gato, a cagarlo a palos, y a matarlo!!!

* El necrófilo dice: ¡Vamos a cogernos un gato, a cagarlo a palos, a matarlo, y a violarlo!!!.

* El pirómano dice: ¡Vamos a cogernos un gato, a cagarlo a palos, a matarlo, a violarlo y a prenderlo fuego!!!.

* Y el Masoquista Lozano dice: ¡Miauuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!
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Martín Díaz
12-11-2003
03:59 PM ET (US)
Raza: The saddest part is, I have all his albums and I was so wasted that it never occurred to me to take out an album and have him sign it.
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
12-11-2003
03:50 PM ET (US)
HA! I'd forgotten about that one...I do remember that the day started out baking some pot brownies with Rodrigo, Pike y las francesas (yummie!)... the rest is a total blur...

manzanera was all freaked out that we all could sing the songs off of his Listen Now! solo album...
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Martín Díaz
12-11-2003
03:41 PM ET (US)
John: That's why we have to rely on the pictures taken.

For example there are rumors that Phil Manzanera went to a party at my house.

The problem was that I was so fucked up that I asked Raza to take the pictures.

The pictures were out of focus. My mistake, I forgot to ask Raza how fucked up he was.

But we had a lot of fun.
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Martín Díaz
12-11-2003
03:36 PM ET (US)
John: Just remember that there is a basic fact if you attend a party as an official Tepeji Gang Memeber.
IF YOU REMEMBER YOU WEREN'T THERE.
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JRS
12-11-2003
02:39 PM ET (US)
Martin: no wonder I dont remember your parties amigo! ha ha
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JRS
12-11-2003
02:38 PM ET (US)
Ok Dom...I am making plans to evade the situation...Ima gonna bust my ass to get to Austin.

Aqui esta tu casa cuando quieras
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DOMINIC
12-10-2003
05:46 PM ET (US)
AMEN! for fat sex stars
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
12-10-2003
04:28 PM ET (US)
OK...Mr. Encyclopedia...you're right but at least it was within the last 365 days (for what it's worth)...

in that case, I have to go with Johnny Cash...a distant second may be Warren Zevon and a far distant third would be Noel Redding...

forgot about Barry White...not that i liked his music but you always gotta respect big, fat guys who manage to become sex stars...or sing like you're one...
946
Martín Díaz
12-10-2003
01:54 PM ET (US)
Raza: Joe Strummer died 22/12/2002 try again.
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Martín Díaz
12-10-2003
01:40 PM ET (US)
John you don´t want to go to your office party.

The Norbac Christmas party is as famous as the Toga parties at my house(Drugs, Alcohol, Rock´n´roll and lots of pussy).

YOU DON´T WANT TO SEE THE PICTURES AFTERWARD AND NOT BE IN THEM (REMEMBER THE PUERTO VALLARTA PICTURES THAT WE POSTED AT THE TEPEJI WEB?)
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JRSPerson was signed in when posted
12-10-2003
12:34 PM ET (US)
MAN! I would love to go,got my office party at same time. If I can sneak out ( and remain coherent) I will haul my ass on up to Austin!
Gracias Dom!
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
12-10-2003
12:10 PM ET (US)
Album of the Year: Silver Lake by Vic Chestnut
Worst of the year: I must say that I am surprised that all you rockers know that there were actually albums out this year by all those faggy bands that you mention...I guess I am out of it...but, just knowing how lame those artists are, I would go for the Celine Dion one
Death of the year: Joe Strummer
Best concert 2003: Tindersticks
Weirdest thing in 2003: Micheal Jackson himself.

Pomo - wish I could make the peda in Austin...would be fun...
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DOMINIC
12-10-2003
11:13 AM ET (US)
Johny: I am having a NORBAC Christmas pedota in Austin friday night. You are welcomed if you can make it up.
Friday 8:00pm Jiame's Spanish Village Restaurant "downtown Austin at 8th & Red River" Put some hurting on your liver!
Let me know or just show.
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JRSPerson was signed in when posted
12-09-2003
02:48 PM ET (US)
Dwight I am so there
 re: http://www.bertaut.com/festival1.html
got my airbrush ready!
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DOMINIC
12-09-2003
02:44 PM ET (US)
Album of the Year: The power to believe: King Crimson
Worst of the year: I am still a fag by STING, I mean STINK!
Death of the year: Maurice Gib "finally, a guarantee that those fucking bee gees can't be re-united, DISCO SUCKS!)
Best concert 2003: Iron Maiden with DIO and Motorhead, can you says METAL RULES!!
Weirdest thing in 2003: Sammy Hagar & David Lee Roth in tour togehter
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JRSPerson was signed in when posted
12-09-2003
11:52 AM ET (US)
Best Album of the year= Metallica St. Anger

Worst album of the year= Celine Dion, These Are Special Times ( I fuckin hate Celine!)yes even more than Eminem.

Death of the year for 2003= Johnny Cash, I agree

Best concert you saw in 2003= Aerosmith/kiss

Weirdest thing that happened in music in 2003= They actually let Ozzy operate an ATV? Sheesh.
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Martín Díaz
12-09-2003
11:26 AM ET (US)
music poll 2003:

Best Album of the year?
DEEP PURPLE "BANANNAS"

Worst album of the year?
BRITNEY SPEARS "IN THE ZONE"

Death of the year for 2003?
JOHNNY CASH, DIED SEPTEMBER 12 AT THE AGE OF 71

Best concert you saw in 2003?
NONE

Weirdest thing that happened in music in 2003?
MICHAEL JACKSON IS STILL OUT OF JAIL
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
12-09-2003
09:28 AM ET (US)
I say the Tepeji Gang needs to hit this festival:

http://www.bertaut.com/festival1.html
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JRSPerson was signed in when posted
12-08-2003
04:23 PM ET (US)
Si Dominic! Tim and I went to that concert...ha ha I had forgotten about that until you mentioned it. Was fun anyway.
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DOMINIC
12-08-2003
01:52 PM ET (US)
Time for a music poll for 2003:

Best Album of the year?
Worst album of the year?
Death of the year for 2003?
Best concert you saw in 2003?
Weirdest thing that happened in music in 2003?
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DOMINIC
12-08-2003
01:47 PM ET (US)
Well boys, I don't know if it was the anniversary or not, but who remembers the concert with the Fake Deep Purple, Black Oak Arakansas with Mr. Jim Dandy himself and if i recall, los Dug Dug's opening up? Althought there were no tragedys, it was the biggest mud fight in Rock n' Roll history. So I guess I will be listening to "Raunch n' Roll Live" at full volume,specially that song "when the electricity came back to Arakansas" HeeeHooo!
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
12-08-2003
10:45 AM ET (US)
Raz, yes Gimme Shelter was an eerie film. That part where the Hell's Angel swung his knife into that black guy rushing the stage was horrific. I've seen it a few times.

Also, last Wed, Dec. 3rd was the 25th anniversary of the Who concert in Cincinnati, OH, the most horrific concert tragedy where 11 fans were crushed to death as they rushed to enter Riverfront Coliseum. That incident prompted the elimination of festival seating for many indoor concerts.
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
12-07-2003
03:20 AM ET (US)
another anniversary....34 years ago was the Rolling Stones concert at the Altamont Raceway where they hired the hell's angels for security and all hell broke loose (pun intended)...documented in the movie Gimme Shelter...which is part of any Rock 101 course...check it out if you haven't yet...

se lo lavan, cabrones...
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
12-05-2003
05:25 PM ET (US)
Actually, you can click on the search button and get the same link. I think it has something to do with crafty websites that link that one in the search engine to the words misearble failure.
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JRSPerson was signed in when posted
12-05-2003
01:21 PM ET (US)
I went ther and hit I'm feeling lucky and...
http://www.whitehouse.gov/president/gwbbio.html

ha ha
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
12-05-2003
01:10 PM ET (US)
Go to Google and search for:

miserable failure
928
JRSPerson was signed in when posted
12-05-2003
11:01 AM ET (US)
I bid everyone a good weekend, I will be filming my own sort of "instuctional video" for novice drinkers this weekend. Hell I figure if Billy Blanks can do it with Tae Bo...I'm gonna do it with Tae kwon on! Thats right, I will be filming at Smitty's with assistance from Sheila the owner and operator of this little pub. So my friends I look to you for some possible suggestions. I will start off with the mandatory beer, moving on to mixed drinks follwed by shots. I am however unscripted and possible delusional allready due to the "trial run" last night...anyway waddaya think? HA HA!
I bid you all a great weekend. I leave you with an early x-mas joke:
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.

"Hey Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"

"Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Merry Christmas Buddy"

peace

Johnny
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
12-05-2003
10:55 AM ET (US)
Especially that comment about being remembered!

50 ALBUMS!!!!! How many musicians or bands have done that in their career and kept the level of uncomparable musical ingenuity?
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JRSPerson was signed in when posted
12-04-2003
05:43 PM ET (US)
thought this was nice

http://www.hotshotdigital.com/WellAlwaysRe...r.3/FrankZappa.html
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Martín Díaz
12-04-2003
05:24 PM ET (US)
Sad anniversary, i´ve been listening to Zappa all day.
He was (is) the best musician I always will hear all my life.
Zappa is my daughters favorite musician.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
12-04-2003
04:56 PM ET (US)
The best band you never heard in your life!
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
12-04-2003
03:45 PM ET (US)
10 years ago today...Frank Zappa (aka GOD...well, at least in these circles) passed away...sniff...
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JRSPerson was signed in when posted
12-04-2003
10:38 AM ET (US)
Sorry...I'm a post whore, but had to share this one:

You Might Be a Redneck Jedi if...

---------------------------------------------------

Your ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

You have ever had you land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.

Wookies are offended by your B.O.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commmercial.

Your father has ever said to you, " Shoot, son come over to the dark side, it'll be a hoot."

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

You ever fantasized about Princess Leiah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

If you hear..."Luke, I am your father...., and your uncle."
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
12-01-2003
06:52 PM ET (US)
tendria que (humildemente) admitir que mis conocimientos de grupos de portugal son muy limitados...where is ponch when you need him?

de portugal recomiendo Madredeus...el disco de Ainda (que tambien es la banda sonora de la pelicula de Lisbon Story de Wim Wenders) es una chingoneria...pero son modernos...de los '90s...
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DOMINIC
12-01-2003
12:29 PM ET (US)
Yo pense que hablaban de grupos de Portugal unicamente.
Tengo un CD excelente, se lo recomiendo a todos, es de musica Brasileira con el mismo David Byrne que se llama ONDA SONORA, tal vez sea el mismo que menciona Raza.
Y por ahi tengo en acetato un disco buenisimo de una chava Flora Purim que canta muy sensual.Cualquier disco de Flora es mero Brasil.
En la casa tengo uno de rock Brasileño que es como el TRI de Brasil, no me acuerdo como se llama pero a los pocos Brasileños que le menciono este grupo inmediatamente lo reconocen.
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
12-01-2003
11:55 AM ET (US)
en efecto, ese disco de Stan Getz, Joao Gilberto y Astrud con Jobim es un super clasico...mixing jazz and bossa nova...

otros de los setentas son Jorge Ben, Lo Borges, Rita Lee (from Os Mutantes), Tom Ze...more recent rockers are Ratos de Porao, Paralamas do Suceso...

in the era of the CD, perhaps the best way to re-acquaint yourself with brazilian music from the '70s is to buy some of the compilation CDs out there... probably the best is Brazil Classics Vol. 1 which was compiled by none other than David Byrne of Os Talking Heads...
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JUAN PABLO II
11-26-2003
05:03 PM ET (US)
Dwight: y yo que pensar que todos los del Tepeji eran unos piches ateos de miercoles en miercoles
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
11-26-2003
04:27 PM ET (US)
Si yo celebraria mas despacio y chupar mas rapido, pero no olvidas el dia de la virgen Guadalupe!
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Martín Díaz
11-26-2003
03:48 PM ET (US)
Dominic: Que cagado que te acuerdes de esa frase hace 25 años que no la escuchaba(auch).
Edited 11-26-2003 03:50 PM
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DOMINIC
11-26-2003
03:38 PM ET (US)
Si les gusta el PUNK Portugues oigan "Les Baton Rouge"
 It PUNKS! o como decia Martin, Nelly es Punk!
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Martín Díaz
11-26-2003
01:29 PM ET (US)
Jessy: También Elis Regina, Astrud Gilberto y si puedes conseguir a Stan Getz con Astrud Gilberto no te vas a arrepentir.
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Jessy
11-26-2003
01:11 PM ET (US)
No dejas de asombrarme Raza... sabia que eran entendidos en el tema, pero igual se pasan.... en realidad, trato de acordarme del rock portugues que escuchabamos en el AHS, por ahi por los 80's, pero de todas mangueras, quizas con los nombres que me has dado, salve mi nostalgia repentina.
Muchas gracias!!! Quiero regalarle de esta musica a mi chavo, por que el idioma, muchachos, me trastorna...
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
11-26-2003
12:51 PM ET (US)
no te aceleres, dwight...si apenas estamos llegando a ramadan y thanksgiving...
911
Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
11-26-2003
12:51 PM ET (US)
que tal Secos e Molhados...quien se acuerda de esa cancion "O vira"...was a hit back on the radio in mexico somewhere 'round '74 or '75...it was about a werewolf or something like that...

tambien, de pelos son Os Mutantes...psychedelic pop from late '60s brasil...o cualquiera de los del movimiento tropicalia -- caetano veloso y su hermana maria bethania, gilberto gil, gal costa, chico buarque, milton nascimento...

en realidad, jessy, your question is too broad...quieres bandas de rock en portugues? o simplemente musica en portugues...musica de cuando eramos chavos en AHS? o musica de los 80s, 90s y actual?
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
11-26-2003
11:32 AM ET (US)
Merry Christmas Cabrones!

http://www.playingsafely.co.uk/12stisofchristmas/12-STIs.html
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Jessy
11-26-2003
11:23 AM ET (US)
HOla chicos, conocedores de la buena musica!!!! como estan??? A ver si me pueden ayudar con esta: No he podido acordarme de los nombres de algunas bandas que cantan en portugues que eran chingonas... alguien se acuerda???
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JRSPerson was signed in when posted
11-26-2003
11:14 AM ET (US)
Happy thaxgiving to all,I hope you all have a good one and get GOOD and fubar!

I leave you with this;

Official Transcript of Press Conference by Santa Barbara Sheriff Jim Anderson

Anderson: Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.

Yesterday morning at around 8:30 a.m., investigators from the Santa Barbara Sheriff's Department served a search warrant at Neverland Ranch. Approximately 70 investigators from the sheriff's department and district attorney's office were involved in the service of this warrant at Neverland Ranch. The operation was concluded around 11 p.m. PT last night. The service of the warrants was part of an ongoing investigation alleging criminal misconduct on the part of Michael Jackson.

The basis for this investigation regarding Mr. Jackson involves allegations of child molestation 288(a) of the California penal code.

Additionally, an arrest warrant for Mr. Jackson has been issued on multiple counts of child molestation. The bail amount on the warrant has been set at $3 million.

Now we'll open it up to the press for questions.

Reporter: Yes, What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?

Anderson: I'm sorry?

Reporter: What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect ten?

Anderson: I... don't know...

Reporter: Two five year olds!

[Reporters break out into laughter]

Anderson: Come on. That's just childish. Next question, please.

Reporter: Yes, have you also heard today that the Boy Scouts released Michael Jackson from his Cub Scouts duties?

Anderson: No, I'm sorry I hadn't.

Reporter: Yeah, apparently he was up to a pack a day.

[Reporters ROAR with laughter]

Anderson: No more Michael Jackson jokes! Serious questions only. [Scans room] Yes, you.

Reporter: Yes, it was our understanding that upon hearing the news of his arrest, Mr. Jackson had to be taken to the hospital.

Anderson: I hadn't heard that.

Reporter: Yeah, apparently he was choking on a small bone!

[Reporters are now CONVULSING in uncontrollable laughter]

Anderson: Quiet! That's enough! Don't you have any compassion or understanding of the present situation? A man is being accused of sexually molesting an innocent 12-year-old boy, and there could very well be other children who were molested, and all you can do is use this opportunity to crack jokes?"

[Reporters begin to hang heads in shame]

Anderson: Good. Now, does anyone have a question pertaining to the investigation that's not a Michael Jackson joke?

[No hands raise]

Anderon: "NONE OF YOU?!"

[A hand goes up]

Anderson: Yes, you there.

Reporter: What exactly were investigators looking for when you searched Mr. Jackson's home?

Anderson: This isn't a setup to a joke?

Reporter: No sir, it's a serious question.

Anderson: Well good, but unfortunately, I'm not at liberty to discuss that.

Repoter: Really? Because we were told you were looking for something black and white and comes in little cans!

[Reporters BURST OUT in laughter]

Anderson: Now come on! That's just… no wait, you know I just got it — Comes in little cans! [Laughs]. Okay, okay, I got one, and stop me if you've heard this one before: How does the sheriff's department already know he's guilty?

[waits for anticipation]

Anderson: Because several children have already fingered him!"

[Reporters HOWL]

Anderson: I know, I know! We made that one up on the way over here.
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DOMINIC
11-25-2003
11:08 AM ET (US)
Happy Thanksgiving for everyone. I hope you eat chingos but don't forget a little Dolphin for apetizer after the COWBOYS carve up those Miami Dolphins.
906
DOMINIC
11-24-2003
12:07 PM ET (US)
Dwight: I heard the feds busted Tommy Bong factory a few month ago.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
11-21-2003
01:49 PM ET (US)
I hope the products aren't like Tommy Chong's Bongs :)
904
Martín Díaz
11-21-2003
12:33 PM ET (US)
Raza: I need to do some serious email marketing for the products that I'm selling. I´m already using Dreamweaver. Do you know how those fucking spammers attach their html images in the emails that they send?
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Martín Díaz
11-21-2003
12:28 PM ET (US)
Dwight: I would go from AC/DC direct to Zappa before your daughter gets lost in the MTV pandemonium.
Edited 11-21-2003 12:28 PM
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castRaza
11-21-2003
12:15 PM ET (US)
Touch Too Much off Highway to Hell is also a great intro to AC/DC song.

Macias and family were in town for two nights this week...we did the family thing during the day and Scott and I went out for a few on Tuesday night...I rolled a spliff in an alley (i'm outta practice so I need dos sabanas to get it nice and tight in the dark) and we had a jolly evening...not so good of a morning, though...


saludos...
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
11-21-2003
09:51 AM ET (US)
Squealer - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Dominic, you know I saw your name all over that DVD when I heard it was coming out. You are very welcome. My 14 year old daughter asked me the other day if I had some AC/DC and I whipped out Highway to Hell and cranked up Walk All Over You at #11 :) There ain't no better intro to an AC/DC song amigo!

Hey, I cracked the Gran Centenario the other day and man, that is some good chupe! It's got a subtle hint of spice with a nice reposado agave punch.
900
Martín Díaz
11-20-2003
09:04 PM ET (US)
Another Donington Castle concert worth buying (I have the laser disc version) is Tubular Bells II by the master of disaster Mike Oldfield. It's the best concert on video that I have seen.
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DOMINIC
11-20-2003
07:10 PM ET (US)
Martin: By the way, Ive had that Live Fistfull of Alice for a while, it rules!

Dwight: That Live at Donington AC/DC is superb, thank you very much. That muther focker Angus and the boys can still blow you away!. Must listen to the DVD at volume level #11 (a la Spinal Tap) specially the canon on the oncore of "for those about to rock,we salute you"
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DOMINIC
11-20-2003
07:05 PM ET (US)
Everytime I listen to this song a remmember those good ol Tepeji Parties.

she said she'd never been
never been touched before
she said she'd never been
this far before
she said she'd never liked
to be excited
she said she always had
had to fight it
and she never won
she said she'd never been
never been balled before
and I don't think
she'll ever ball no more
fixed her good

(squealer) when I held her hand
(squealer) I made her understand
(squealer) when I kissed her lips
(squealer) sucked her finger tips
(squealer) started gettin' hot
(squealer) made it hard to stop
(squealer) got too much
(squealer) I think I got a magic touch
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Martín Díaz
11-20-2003
04:10 PM ET (US)
It´s funny that you mentioned Julian Cope because I was surfing thru his site this morning.
896
castRaza
11-20-2003
02:35 PM ET (US)
i agree about most record reviews...however, i highly recommend checking out Julian Cope's record reviews and then all the reviews of the crazy heads that participate on his site:

http://juliancope.com/unsung/albumofthemonth/

This is one that I particularly liked...

http://juliancope.com/unsung/albumofthemon...x.php?review_id=573

The archive of the ones Julian Cope has written is there on the left...

One can also register and write reviews...this was one that I particularly liked from the freaks that participate:

http://juliancope.com/unsung/reviews/index.php?review_id=790

and, of course, Animals is awesome...
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
11-20-2003
11:23 AM ET (US)
Martin, I remember listening over and over to Pink Floyd Animals in my 5th floor room in Mexico City with my head phones on. I lived at 295 Palacio de Versalles off of Reforma. Posting those lyrics just brings back those sweet memories amigo! One of these days I'm coming down to see you again man!
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Martín Díaz
11-20-2003
07:58 AM ET (US)
Reading this review it remided me of the last time that I paid attention to an album review.
It was January 1977 and I used to by Cream magazine (give me a break I was teenager and didn't know better). Anyway some IDIOT reviewed Pink Floyd's Animals album and said tha it was the worst album he ever heard, of course I went out and bought the fucking album.
Guess what? It's one of the best Pink Floyd albums (top 3).
Just to remid you guys here's something from that album.

Read, Remember and Realize where are you today?

Dogs

You gotta be crazy, you gotta have a real need.
You gotta sleep on your toes, and when you're on the street,
You gotta be able to pick out the easy meat with your eyes closed.
And then moving in silently, down wind and out of sight,
You gotta strike when the moment is right without thinking.

And after a while, you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.
You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.

You gotta keep one eye looking over your shoulder.
You know it's going to get harder, and harder, and harder as you
get older.
And in the end you'll pack up and fly down south,
Hide your head in the sand,
Just another sad old man,
All alone and dying of cancer.

And when you loose control, you'll reap the harvest you have sown.
And as the fear grows, the bad blood slows and turns to stone.
And it's too late to lose the weight you used to need to throw
around.
So have a good drown, as you go down, all alone,
Dragged down by the stone.

I gotta admit that I'm a little bit confused.
Sometimes it seems to me as if I'm just being used.
Gotta stay awake, gotta try and shake off this creeping malaise.
If I don't stand my own ground, how can I find my way out of this
maze?

Deaf, dumb, and blind, you just keep on pretending
That everyone's expendable and no-one has a real friend.
And it seems to you the thing to do would be to isolate the winner
And everything's done under the sun,
And you believe at heart, everyone's a killer.

Who was born in a house full of pain.
Who was trained not to spit in the fan.
Who was told what to do by the man.
Who was broken by trained personnel.
Who was fitted with collar and chain.
Who was given a seat in the stand.
Who was breaking away from the pack.
Who was only a stranger at home.
Who was ground down in the end.
Who was found dead on the phone.
Who was dragged down by the stone.
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Martín Díaz
11-20-2003
07:17 AM ET (US)
JUST LOVED THIS GREAT LIVE ALBUM'S REVIEW (IF YOU CAN GET YOUR HANDS ON THIS RECORDING GET IT)

What malice is Alice offering?
A Fistful of Alice reviewed

By MIKE ROSS
Edmonton Sun
 A FISTFUL OF ALICE: LIVE
Alice Cooper
(Guardian/EMI 8 33080 2)
 
 This is the most shocking thing ever put on digitally encoded plastic. It should be banned right now!
 
 "Alice" Cooper is actually a man - a man who's been corrupting the minds of our youth for more than 25 years. In a voice that sounds like he's been gargling broken glass, he sings about school being out "forever," welcoming people to his "nightmare" and women "bleeding." This latest album, recorded live in Sammy Hagar's Cabo Wabo Cantina in Mexico, has guests like "Slash" and Rob "Zombie," unwholesome characters, to say the least.
 
 Not content to gleefully bash out the old hits for his fanatically loyal fans, Cooper has also seen fit to unleash a new studio track, a scary rocker about loneliness called Is Anyone Home? Brrrrr.
 
 If this is how Marilyn Manson is going to end up 25 years from now, we're in a lot of trouble.

Track Listing
School's out
I'm 18
Desperado
Lost in America
Teenage Lament '74
I never cry
Poison
Billion dollar babies
Welcome to my nightmare
Only women bleed
Feed my Frankenstein
Elected
Is anyone home
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
11-19-2003
09:37 AM ET (US)
How do you know when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand is on the little hand.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
11-19-2003
09:14 AM ET (US)
ONIONS & CHRISTMAS TREES
>
>A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it OK for us guys
>
>to notice all the different kind of boobs?"
>
>Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we
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>wouldn't be normal if we didn't....there are all kinds of
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>breasts...depending on a woman's age-- In her
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>twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and
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>firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still
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>nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
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>"Onions, Dad?"
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>"Yeah, you see them and they make you cry...."
>
>
>
>Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom,
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>how many kind of weenies are there?"
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>
>
> The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, "Well,
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>daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's
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>twenties, a man's weenie is like an oak, mighty and hard.
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>In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but
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>reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree.
>
>"A Christmas tree?"
>
>"Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for decoration..."
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
11-17-2003
09:50 AM ET (US)
Los borrachos Tepeji chingones van a las fiestas quando chupando y meando para no hacer hoyo.

WHO-DEY!!! How 'bout them BUNGHOLES!

DOM, whathefu happened to los caballeros???
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JRSPerson was signed in when posted
11-14-2003
02:57 PM ET (US)
Dom...your right...I just passed out before I could finish the whole quote!

http://www.drunklife.com/
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DOMINIC
11-14-2003
02:48 PM ET (US)
JRS: You missed the end to that quote, "drunks go to paties!"
Dwight: Coach Michaels used to say that excuses are like buttholes and everyone has one and they all stink!
I had a good time in Cinci, thanks for the mini bar tour.

mARTIN: dWIGHT TOOK US TO THE BEST cinci CAN OFFER, La tepito de Cincinnati donde salio un poinche negro y Dwight, en su perfecto Español, lo mando a chingar a su madre. We all had a good laugh about that one.
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JRSPerson was signed in when posted
11-14-2003
01:43 PM ET (US)
sweet.....I love this quote

" I'm a drunk, not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings."
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
11-14-2003
01:30 PM ET (US)
John, I seriously plan on it!
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JRSPerson was signed in when posted
11-14-2003
12:56 PM ET (US)
Seriously Dwight...c'mon down to Texas and we will get our drink on!
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
11-14-2003
12:40 PM ET (US)
Dominic, tell Martin about how I saved you guys from the street slime that started to run out in front of my car. He must have thought I was illegally smuggling some Mexicans into his lavish neighborhood :)

Oh, and my wife Angie got a kick out of you translating my dirty Spanish to her when we called on the cell phone when I was super trashed. For some reason I don't remember telling her I was muy borracho y querido cojer.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
11-14-2003
12:23 PM ET (US)
Yea, yea, rub it in. Hey, really I was fighting a cold and took some Claratin and Sudafed early, but I guess I can't make excuses. I guess those liter mugs at Haufbrau Haus are little by your standards Dominic :)

I've been away from my chupa gods too long. Thanks again for hammering my constitution amgio. Dominic, it was really cool seeing you and your friend Pancho (Francisco). Give him a big ole thanks for driving my Neon back to the hotel. I certainly couldn't have made it home that night and it was cool that you let me crash at your suite. I had a blast redecorating la guacarena :)

Thanks a bunch for the bottle of Gran Centenario and you're quite welcome for the AC/DC DVD. I had my digital camera and I'm pissed I forgot to take some pictures of us that night. Could have had you take some of my worshiping the porceline virgin :)

Wednesday night I took my daughter and a friend of hers to the Godsmack Faceless concert and it ROCKED! Cool laser show with LCD projection screen stuff of old dracula movies, cops beating people, and gothic shit. The lead singer left the stage during the drummer's drum solo and showed up on another moving round drum platform and proceeded to deliver the most incredible dual drumming jam I've ever seen. At the end they threw in some Neal Pert/Rush licks, Aerosmith, Led Zeppelin, and then back to Rush medlies. It was southwest Ohio rednect culture 101. She got to see some beer spillage, tit flashing, and herbal combustions. Hell, she's 14 so it's not like she doesn't know that shit goes on.
Edited 11-14-2003 12:23 PM
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JRSPerson was signed in when posted
11-13-2003
05:54 PM ET (US)
Well Dom, we could bring Dwight on down to Texas for a " beer boot camp" sort of training.
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DOMINIC
11-13-2003
05:48 PM ET (US)
BACK FROM CINCI, I WILL HAVE TO REPORT TO THIS CHAT THAT OUR FRIEND DWIGHT IS TERRIBLY OUT OF TEPEJI CHUPA-CHUPA SHAPE. AFTER DOWNING A FEW LITTLE BEERS AND A FEW SHOTS OF GOLDSLAWGER OUR AMIGO IN CINCI HAD TO GO PRAY TO THE GUACARENA VIRGIN.
TOO BAD I WAS THERE ONLY FOR A DAY, DWIGHT NEEDS AN INTENSIVE CHUPARATHON TRAINNING.
THNAK'S FOR THE DVD, AC/DC LIVE DONINGTON "MONSTERS OF ROCK" ITS AWESOME!
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Martín Díaz
11-11-2003
09:53 AM ET (US)
A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.
Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob. "Over the course of the years,the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful the woman remained young looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems:
First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them." The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts."
She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee."
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
11-10-2003
09:25 AM ET (US)
Martin, un doble blow job con Adivina's hijas? Pero sabes que Adivina's boca es primero :)
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JRS
11-08-2003
10:47 PM ET (US)
I just thought it would be fun to post a message here while I was fucked up! how the hell is everyone? it is only 9 muthafukin 30 here in texas and I cant find anything to do....do any of yous guys have some sort of IM?Asi nos vemos mas seguido!
johnrsours@hotmail.com....thats my MSN messenger
Sbucho2002@yahhoo.com

Lets get busy!

in the words of of my mentor George Carlin:
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
George Carlin
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JRSPerson was signed in when posted
11-07-2003
01:05 PM ET (US)
Dwight....I am reporting for duty sir! ha ha
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Martín Díaz
11-07-2003
11:20 AM ET (US)
Dwight if you beat Dominic I´ll lend you Adivina Quien's Daughters for a doble blow job.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
11-07-2003
11:11 AM ET (US)
Paging Dr. Sours...paging Dr. Sours....

Please report immediately to your local pub for malt extract infusion!

Hey Tepeji cabrones, next Tuesday night I'm going to buy four pints, give Chugominic two of them, and try and quaff them faster than the King of Beers! :)

(place your bets.... Chugominic is a 5:1 favorite :)
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JRSPerson was signed in when posted
11-07-2003
10:23 AM ET (US)
Happy muthafuggin Friday to everyone....

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, " When I am worried about getting nervous

On the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass.

If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.

At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.

He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:

1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.

2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook.

8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.

9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass...

10)We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."

11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, " take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say " Eat me" ..

12)The Virgin Mary is not called " Mary with the Cherry,.

13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.

14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at ST.Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
11-03-2003
05:34 PM ET (US)
http://www.weaselcircus.com/funnypics/385.shtml
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
11-03-2003
05:32 PM ET (US)
Tony Levin (as the bio on the website states) was a member of Peter Gabriel's band and is currently still playing with the 80's reincarnation of King Crimson. SWEET!

Check out this impressive discography:

http://www.papabear.com/tldiscog.htm
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
11-03-2003
05:08 PM ET (US)
Johnny, I got nailed on 2 out of 5 j'baiters! DOH!
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
11-03-2003
04:58 PM ET (US)
Domonic, THAT'S AWESOME!!!! I have Veteran's Day off so we'll have to hook up for sure :)

Hey, I was in DC last week and hooked up with John Hendrix. It was very cool and he told me about the time you went up to him at a bar (or someplace) in Texas and asked him if he was Mexican, if he lived in Mexico City, and then he finally recognized you :)
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Raza
11-01-2003
05:27 PM ET (US)
presente, mi general
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JRSPerson was signed in when posted
10-31-2003
05:27 PM ET (US)
uno mas!

The Hobo

A hobo walks down the street and notices a sign in the window of a bar, “piano player wanted.” So the hobo walks in and asks for the job.
The owner looks at him and says, “can I help you!” and the hobo says, “I want the job playing the piano.”
“Can you play?’ the owner asks and the hobo says, “Yeah and I write songs too.”
The owner points to the piano and tells the hobo to give it his best shot.
Well the hobo played a song that was absolutely beautiful!
The owner with tears in his eyes tells him, “Play another.”
So the hobo plays another and this song is better than the last one.
The owner tells him that he never heard those songs before and asks him what they were.
The hobo says, “ I write all my own songs, the first one is called “Your tits bring a tear to my eye” and the second one is called, “I love you so much I could crap”.
The owner tells him he’s got the job, “but what ever you do, don’t you ever tell anyone the names of the songs.”
The hobo agrees.
Well that night the news spread fast about the new piano player and the bar is packed and everybody loves the music.
The hobo played for two solid hours and then he stopped and said, “ I have to pause for the cause.” And he went into the men’s room.
When he came out a lady was looking at him and asked, “ Hey mister, do you know your fly is open and your dick is hanging out?”
The hobo looks at the lady and says, “Know it????? I wrote it!!!!”
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JRSPerson was signed in when posted
10-31-2003
05:25 PM ET (US)
Chingao!!!! I almost didnt make it...
como estan?

enjoy:

http://www.zipperfish.com/free/quiz/likejailbait.html
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Martín Díaz
10-31-2003
05:20 PM ET (US)
Creo que hay muchos putos empezando por Adivina quien que es el más puto de los putos y sus hijas que puedo decir de ellas me las chingo tambien y de pasada a su mamá.
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DOMINIC
10-31-2003
11:25 AM ET (US)
PUTO EL QUE NO SE REPORTE!
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DOMINIC
10-29-2003
05:49 PM ET (US)
DWIGHT:
Looks like I will be in Cincinnati on tuesday Nov 11th.
Maybe we can hook up that night for a little liverbruising!
Next week I shall have confirmation on this trip.
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DOMINIC
10-27-2003
05:17 PM ET (US)
MARTIN:
CHINGON TO SEE DREAM THEATHER CHANGE NAME AND GET RID OF THAT SINGER, BUT WHO THE FUCK IS TONNY LEVIN?.
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DOMINIC
10-27-2003
05:06 PM ET (US)
Johnny: The web site is pretty cool. Think I will go for those Mexico City Martini's, they sound goooodd!.
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JRSPerson was signed in when posted
10-24-2003
09:47 AM ET (US)
Apio verde Scott!
Que oooondas Martin? Hows everything for ya?

Well I think I got el Timoteo el gringo feo to come down from Denver soon, lets see if we can get some of the members together for a few brewskis. My brother opened a bar downtown here in San Antonio...maybe we could go trash it for him. I will keep ya'll posted as to when Tims in town.
My Brothers bar

http://www.barazul.com
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Martín Díaz
10-24-2003
09:35 AM ET (US)
Happy birthday to scott Macias who turnes 39 getting close to 40 and too old to rock'n'roll too young compared to the pope.
Edited 10-24-2003 09:35 AM
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Martín Díaz
10-23-2003
06:12 AM ET (US)
Ok people ready for some music?

Try http://www.yesiknow.com/lte/ it's the official site for a group called "liquid tension experiment" band members are Tony Levin, John Petrucci, Mike Portnoy and Jordan Rudess.

Who can tell me where this musicians come from? trivia time
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DOMINIC
10-21-2003
05:36 PM ET (US)
I agree on the Tradicional, I like it quite a bit.
I think you should not get Don Julio Anejo, just get the Don Julio White and throw it in the freezer, it will taste great!
I only had Cabo Wavo White and it was freakin' good.
El Tesoro de Don Felipe is more of your harsher/ throat tingle lingo tequila, but it is pretty good.
If I was living in Cincinnati I would only buy tequilas in the $ 25.00 range. There are just as good as those $ 40-60 dollar bottles.
Just watch out for the 100% natural or 100% reposado tequilas. If it ain't 100% agave, it has sugar mixed in it and even if you can't tell, your liver will!
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
10-21-2003
05:26 PM ET (US)
Check out the tequila link and go to the premium tequilas.

http://www.cabogoodtimes.com/

Dominic, compre un botella de Cabo Wabo Reposado el fin de la semana ultima y chupe shots con mis amigos. That Cabo is some smooth shit, but has a monkey butt banana wang after smell to it. I guess it's my first run in with a fruity tequila. I still think Sauza Hornitos and Jose Cuervo Tradicional are the best 25 dollar tequilas. I itching to buy some El Tesoro de Don Felipe Silver and Don Julio Anejo, but like Cabo Wabo those tequilas are pushing 40 and 50 bucks!

Hey, you probably already knew this, but I found it interesting that the hilljack Kentucky moonshinin' pendejos are the ones shipping their old used American oak whiskey barrels down to Jalisco for tequila reposados. Did I tell you that I had some white lightning a couple a months ago at a party? That shit was like paint thinner and burned your throat like a barrel full of habanero peppers!
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
10-20-2003
12:51 PM ET (US)
The Bengals won their second game in two decades! WHAATHEFUH, DID HELL FREEZE OVER!?!?!
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DOMINIC
10-20-2003
12:14 PM ET (US)
DETROIT – Quarterback Quincy Carter spent the fourth quarter standing on the sideline, hands on hips, wearing a visor and laughing with teammates.

It was a unique experience.

After all, Carter had never started a blowout victory for the Cowboys. Now, he has.

Carter threw a career-high three touchdown passes – all to Terry Glenn – and the defense did not allow a touchdown as the Cowboys rolled past Detroit, 38-7, to win their fifth consecutive game before a crowd of 61,160 at Ford Field.

"I don't ever like to come out of the game," said Carter, who raised his record as a starter to 11-10. "I wanted to play. I just wanted to keep getting snaps, so I can get better."

The victory marked the first time since the Cowboys beat Arizona, 48-7, in 2000 that Dallas won a game by more than 20 points.

Beating the Lions allowed the Cowboys to match their win total for each of the last three seasons.

The difference? They needed only six games to do it. In the last three seasons, the earliest Dallas had earned its fifth victory was in the 12th game.

At 5-1, only Minnesota (6-0) and Kansas City (6-0), which plays Monday night, have a better record than the Cowboys.

Ten wins would virtually guarantee Dallas a playoff spot, which means a .500 record in the final 10 games should allow the Cowboys to end their three-year postseason drought.

Of course, coach Bill Parcells doesn't want to talk about that.

For him, the season doesn't start until after Thanksgiving Day. Then again, he hasn't suffered through the last three seasons when the Cowboys were one of the worst teams in the NFL.

"My expectations are always probably greater than the average fan and more realistic than the top prognosticators," Parcells said. "I'm happy we're winning. I think it helps our confidence, but we've got a few good scuffles coming up. It's a long way to the finish line."

This game worried Parcells because he didn't know if his players took Detroit as seriously as he did.

With Tampa Bay, the defending Super Bowl champion, looming next week, this was a perfect opportunity for Dallas to overlook the Lions.

And that's how the Cowboys played in the first quarter.

Troy Hambrick lost a fumble for the first time in 103 carries this season, and cornerback Dre Bly returned it 67 yards for a touchdown and a 7-0 Lions lead with 8:23 left in the first quarter.

Then the Cowboys took a timeout on second-and-10 from their own 22 with 8:11 left in the first quarter because one of their receivers lined up wrong.

Carter didn't go to the sideline. Instead, he yelled at his teammates.

"I told them that we had to get focused because this was not the way to start a football game you're trying to win," Carter said. "We had to pick it up, or we were going to lose this game."

Five plays later, Carter tossed a perfect 20-yard pass between two defenders to Glenn, who dragged his feet in the back of the end zone to tie the score at 7-7.

Detroit unsuccessfully challenged the officials' call.

  

Huy Nguyen / DMN
Cowboys receiver Terry Glenn lays out for the second of his three first-half touchdown catches. The three touchdown receptions were a career high for Glenn.
 
Dallas took its first lead, 14-7, on its next possession when Glenn made a diving 19-yard catch in the end zone with 11:31 left in the half.

Detroit quarterback Joey Harrington then threw an interception that linebacker Dexter Coakley returned to the Lions' 8. Carter needed one play to find Glenn in the end zone for his third touchdown and a 21-7 lead.

Carter completed 18 of 25 passes for 190 yards.

"The way Quincy was throwing the ball, the accuracy, the play-calling and the fact that he was so confident out there, that was Troy Aikman stuff," Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said.

That's high praise, considering Jones and former coach Dave Campo benched Carter after seven games last season.

But that no longer matters.

Nothing that happened before Parcells arrived matters.

Those Cowboys were in disarray after going 15-33 the last three seasons.

These Cowboys lead the NFC East by two games over Philadelphia and are 3-0 on the road. They want to prove they are no fluke.

The next six weeks will give them that opportunity. The Cowboys' first six opponents have a record of 10-27. The next six are 24-15.

Sunday's game at Tampa Bay will provide a glimpse of just how far the Cowboys have come. Or it will show how much further they must go to be a championship-caliber team.
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Martín Díaz
10-20-2003
08:49 AM ET (US)
Cowboys Rout Lions For 5th Straight Win
The Cowboys are venturing into a place they haven't seen in quite some time, and for sure in this century. By clobbering the Lions, 38-7, Sunday at Ford Field, the Cowboys have not only won five straight games, but already have matched their win total for each of the last three 5-11 seasons. This was certainly the easiest win of the season, Terry Glenn catching three Quincy Carter touchdown passes and the defense totaling shutting down the Lions, forcing a season-high four turnovers.
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JRSPerson was signed in when posted
10-17-2003
11:15 AM ET (US)
where the fugawi indians?
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JRSPerson was signed in when posted
10-13-2003
10:35 AM ET (US)
Dom: Te la perdiste....good concert,pinche Aerosmith rules! Kiss was also bad ass....The GIRLS around there were even better!

everyone else doin ok? hope so.

This weekend sucked so bad cuz of the rain, I had to revert to my favorite indoor sport...full contact beer chuggin and couch potato championship finals!

And yes...I have locked and loaded the best of Deep Purple in my car cd player..fuckinA!...disco sux...Eminem swallows!

Ya'll take it easy...and if its easy...take it twice!

Johnny
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Martín Díaz
10-13-2003
10:17 AM ET (US)
Like in the good old days Deep Purple & the Dallas Cowboys still rule.

A HUEVO NOS CHINGAMOS A LAS AGUILAS!!!!!!!!!!!! (del America y de Filadelfia)
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Martín Díaz
10-11-2003
10:29 PM ET (US)
I agree.

Disco still sucks
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Yo Mama
10-11-2003
10:27 PM ET (US)
Raza: Que envidia de concierto nos cuentas como estuvo.

Everyboby: Deep Purple is back I just downloaded the new album "bananas" They rock all the way.

Purple are now Ian Gillan (Vocals), Roger Glover (Bass), Ian Paice (Drums), Steve Morse (Guitar), and Don Airey (Keyboards).

Sorry Ritchie Blackmore and Jon Lord, but Incredibly, after the first few notes of the rocking lead off song "The House of Pain" they are not missed for the rest of the record.

Deep Purple is the best and Frank Zappa is still GOD.
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Raza
10-11-2003
02:31 AM ET (US)
Bottom of the Hill ...club in SF...

Tue, November 4 9 : 00 pm (doors at 8:30)
$10 in advance < > $12 at the door
18 and over
Nashville Pussy
Peter Pan Speedrock
Fabulous Disaster

scott...i should be around in SF for the next few weeks barring some day trips around here...
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Yo Mama
10-10-2003
07:26 AM ET (US)
>Australian Tourism
>
>These questions about Australia were posted on an Australian Tourism Website
>and obviously the answers came from a fellow Aussie.
>
>Q: I have never seen it rain on Australian TV shows, so how do the plants
>grow? (UK)
>A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them
>die.
>
>Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
>A: Depends how much you've been drinking
>
>Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks?
>(Sweden)
>A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water...
>
>Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
>A: So its true what they say about Swedes.
>
>Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact
>for a stuffed porpoise. (Italy)
>A: Let's not touch this one.
>
>Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list
>of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
>A: What did your last slave die of?
>
>Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia?(USA)
>A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
>Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the pacific which does
>not... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings
>Cross. Come naked.
>
>Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
>A: Face south and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get here and
>we'll send the rest of the directions.
>
>Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
>A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
>
>Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
>A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which
>is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna BoysChoir plays every Tuesday night in
>Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
>
>Q: Do you have perfume in Australia? (France)
>A: No, WE don't stink.
>
>Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you
>tell me where I can sell it in Australia (USA)
>A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
>
>Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK)
>A: You are a British politician, right?
>
>Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is
>smaller than the male population? (Italy)
>A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
>
>Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
>A: Only at Christmas.
>
>Q: Are there killer bees in Australia? (Germany)
>A: Not yet, but for you, we'll import them.
>
>Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round?
>(Germany)
>A: No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter gatherers. Milk is
>illegal.
>
>Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense
>rattlesnake serum. (USA)
>A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All
>Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make
>good pets.
>
>Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its
>name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)
>A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of gum
>trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare
>them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
>
>Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I dated
>while I was staying in Kings Cross. Can you help? (USA)
>A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.
>
>Q: Will I be able to speek English most places I go? (USA)
>A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.
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Raza
10-08-2003
08:22 PM ET (US)
hey...i've been a little busy these days...working two consulting gigs...consequently, haven't been to many shows lately...

dwight -- haven't heard of that NYC band but may pick 'em up since I was looking for some new stuff to buy...

saludos, cabrones
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DOMINIC
10-06-2003
03:10 PM ET (US)
HOW BOUT' THEM COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!
844
DOMINIC
10-06-2003
03:04 PM ET (US)
Pinche Johnny: How was them Aerosmith boys? I ended up at George Clinton and the P Funkadelic concert singing their hit song FUCK THAT SHIT! After about ten minutes,it kindda made sense.

Lets get this Fucking Chat going!!
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ScottM
10-06-2003
11:41 AM ET (US)
If you travel check this out:

The government may launch a trial run this month of a new computerized system that uses financial records of air travelers to identify passengers who might pose security risks.But many in the airline industry remain reluctant to help the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) move forward with the project.

http://www.usatoday.com/travel/news/2003/10/03-capps.htm

Additional details at: http://www.tsa.gov/public/display?theme=44&content=713
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
10-03-2003
03:02 PM ET (US)
Johnny Rotten! It's about time you stopped drinking for a moment and checked in on us. I was wondering why I couldn't find any Tecate in the stores around Cincinnati. Turns out you've been intercepting all of it!

Domonic has been changing poopy diapers between tequila shots.

Raz is on a two year sebatical in the southwest searching for psychoactive botanicals.

Martin has opened up a field office for Norbac called Planet Hornywood and is in the process of hiring qualified administrative support professionals.

And I'm here sitting behind my desk waiting for BEER:30!

Rhasta Huevos...
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JRS
10-03-2003
12:56 PM ET (US)
Que ongos everyone!!!!

I have been MIA scince I was on vacation. Lets just say that the stock for Tecate beer just shot up cuz of me! yessir...they tell me I had a good time.

How the hell is everyone?

Dom: Me voy al Aerosmith gig on Saturday...a ver si nos vemos.

peace out!
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
09-26-2003
04:34 PM ET (US)
Raz, have you heard of a NYC band called StellaStar?

http://www.stellastar.com/

I caught them at a local venue here in Cinci and they were pretty damn good, especially the hot female blonde bassist who I got to flirt with after the show. They're kind of a mix between The Cars and Roxy Music.
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Dominic Christian
09-17-2003
04:27 PM ET (US)
Raza:
Sorry man, con lo de la niña mas bien estaba pensando en colegiaturas, pañales y demas mil pendejadas. Ire a ver a esas bandas que mencionas.
Saludos

Dominic Christian
NORBAC III INTERNATIONAL Co.
311 East St. Elmo Road
Austin, Texas 78745
Tel: 512-4595454
Fax: 512-4595456
dominic@norbac3.com

En este portal podra ver algunos productos que manejamos en NORBAC III http://www.norbac3.com



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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
09-17-2003
03:26 PM ET (US)
pinche dominic...at least give a few weeks' notice so we can at least attempt to scam some business trip...my recommendations:

Steve Earle & the Dukes
Yo La Tengo (awesome live!)
The Shins
Richard Buckner (this guy is a friend of Pike's and a well known musician singer/songwriter in SF)

saludos, raza
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DOMINIC
09-17-2003
02:28 PM ET (US)
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO MIGHT WANT TO BE IN AUSTIN FOR THE AUTIN CITY LIMITS MUSIC FESTIVAL THIS WEEKEND:

http://www.aclfestival.com/info.html

Artists A-Z :: Back to top
 
Asleep at the Wheel
The Bells of Joy
Jane Bond
Ellida Bonet
Doyle Bramhall
Bright Eyes
Richard Buckner
Burke Sisters
Café Tacvba
Shawn Camp
Caitlin Cary
The Charlie Hunter Trio
Cody ChesnuTT
W.C. Clark
Gary Clark, Jr.
Shawn Colvin
Corn Mo
Cowgirl Sue
Cross Canadian Ragweed
The Damnations
The Dandy Warhols
Del Castillo
Karl Denson's Tiny Universe
The Derailers
The Donavon Frankenreiter Band
Drive By Truckers
The Durdens
Steve Earle & the Dukes
Tim Easton
John Eddie
Marcus Eddie
 Electric Church
Endochine
The Faithful Gospel Singers
Jay Farrar
Joe Firstman
Ruthie Foster
Michael Franti & Spearhead
G. Love & Special Sauce
Galactic
Davíd Garza
The Gospel Stars
The Gospelaires
The Gourds
Al Green
Pat Green
Patty Griffin
Wayne Hancock
Ed Harcourt
Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals
Terri Hendrix
Sara Hickman
Jack Ingram
The Jellydots
Mason Jennings
Jack Johnson
Robert Earl Keen
Justin King
Kaki King
Kings of Leon
Jeff Klein
Ben Kweller
 Jimmy Lafave
Miranda Lambert
Leftover Salmon
Los Lobos
Los Lonely Boys
The Mavericks
Joe McDermott
Kevin McKinney
Tift Merritt
Midlake
The Mighty Sincere Voices of Navasota
Abra Moore
Ian Moore
Alexi Murdoch
Beaver Nelson
Nickel Creek
North Mississippi Allstars
O.A.R.
Old 97’s
Beth Orton
Particle
Liz Phair
The Pierces
Patrice Pike
The Polyphonic Spree
Robert Randolph & the Family Band
Rebirth Brass Band
Reckless Kelly
Pauline Reese
REM
 Josh Ritter
Bruce Robison
Craig Ross
Kermit Ruffins
Bob Schneider
Martin Sexton
Billy Joe Shaver
The Shields of Faith
The Shins
Small Wonders Puppet Theatre
Mindy Smith
Soulive
Spacetruck
Spoon
Mavis Staples
String Cheese Incident
Paul Thorn
Topaz
J.T. Van Zandt
Julieta Venegas
Monte Warden
Warrior
Ween
Keller Williams
Lucinda Williams
Steve Winwood
Yo La Tengo
DwightYoakam
Sue Young
Yonder Mountain String Band
Natalie Zoe
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Martín Díaz
09-15-2003
07:03 PM ET (US)
A drunk Neil is a drunk Neil. I was talking about Neil Flores.
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DOMINIC
09-15-2003
04:12 PM ET (US)
Martin: I think you were wasted when you wrote message 833. You talkin' bout a young Neil and not Neil Young.
Although both could drink a bar by themselves.
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
09-12-2003
12:02 PM ET (US)
Believe it or not, Johnny Cash did (sniff) a great cover of a Nick Cave tune called The Mercy Seat which is about a guy sentenced to death moments before going to the chair...
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Martín Díaz
09-12-2003
11:51 AM ET (US)
The last time I got drunk with Neil was in Puerto Vallarta. Man did we get wasted. We even went on a boat ride were Dominic proved his title of the king of beer. he drank a a caguama in less than 30 seconds.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
09-12-2003
10:47 AM ET (US)
DOM and Raz, great stories about Neil. I also caught Neal on the International Harvesters tour and it was some good country/folk stuff. He fit in some of his classics like Old Man, Down by the River, and Needle and the Damage Done.

Hey, speaking about music legends, The Man in Black has left.

I say we all listen to some Johnny this weekend. What an AMERICAN legend!
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JRSPerson was signed in when posted
09-10-2003
04:47 PM ET (US)
Hola todos!!!

Sorry I was out of town, but ran accross this I thought you might like:

http://www.waveworks.net/mac.html
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
09-10-2003
04:16 PM ET (US)
here is a follow-on to a post Sours (el desaparecido) did a while back...this one you have to drag-and-drop, so to speak...

http://www.mxfiles.kneib.biz/drag_and_go_back_spezial.html

oslo!
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DOMINIC
09-09-2003
03:54 PM ET (US)
Raza: I am still listening to all this stuff during work hours. Maybe once I get home I can "relax" and and enjoy it a little more. Lo que esta chingon es que I will have to listen to it many times to desifrar a este loco.
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
09-09-2003
12:39 PM ET (US)
alright...since no one else is posting, i'll give you a little more information on the Melbourne/Berlin axis of music ...since it produced some really awesome music...all the bands mentioned below are worth checking out...

Nick Cave and cohorts hail from Melbourne, Australia and actually started off as Boys Next Door, releasing one album in 1979 before changing their name to the Birthday Party. they moved to Berlin in 1981 or 1982 and started hanging around with the avant garde musicians there...Birthday party broke up in 1983 and then there were all these incestuous musical relationships...

Nick Cave and Mick Harvey hooked up with musicians from Magazine, Einsturzende Neubaten and Die Haut (who both continued to release records) to form the Bad Seeds...Rowland S. Howard and Mick Harvey (again) formed Crime and the City Solution with Epic Soundtracks (ex-drummer of Swell Maps a band that had also just split up with leader Nikki Sudden forming Nikki Sudden and the Jacobites ... also very worth a listen)...and later Alexander Hacke from the aforementioned Einsturzende Neubaten joined Crime and the City Solution.

Barry Adamson (ex-magazine) left the Bad Seeds and went solo...Kid Congo Powers from The Gun Club joined the Bad Seeds..

In 1987, Rowland S. Howard and Epic Sountracks left Crime and the City Solution to form These Immortal Souls with members of Lydia Lunch's band...they release two incredible albums...Rowland S. Howard also did a great album with Nikki Sudden (from aforementioned Swell Maps) ...

Epic Soundtracks, who has a really unique and interesting drumming style (check out two aforementioned These Immortal Souls albums), switched to piano and singing and released 3-4 solo albums (with help from alot of interesting avant garde musicians like the Sonic Youth folks) in the late '90s that are really awesome as well...unfortunately, he ODed on depressants in late '99 or somewhere around there...

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds moved back to Australia where they started bringing in members from old Melbourne bands namely from the Triffids and Black Eyed Susans...

my favorite albums from this crowd:

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - any from '88 to '99
These Immortal Souls - Get Lost (Don't Lie)
Crime and the City Solution - Paradise Discoteque
Barry Adamson - Soul Murder
Epic Soundtracks - Rise Above
Nikki Sudden and the Jacobites - Jacobites
Einsturzende Neubaten - Halber Mensch and Kollaps

end of Music History 101 (for today)
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
09-08-2003
07:44 PM ET (US)
dominic: glad you're enjoying it...those are some really awesome albums...repeated listenings and loud volume help tremendously (needless to say)

if you're really feeling adventurous, note that Nick Cave (along with one or two of the Bad Seeds) started off in a band in the late '70s called The Birthday Party...if you wanna dig some really heavy aggro post-punk stuff, then pick up their HeeHaw album or Junkyard...

hasta a mi me cuesta trabajo oirlos ...and lord (zappa) knows i'm into some crazy shit...

saludos, cabrones
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DOMINIC
09-08-2003
04:36 PM ET (US)
RAZA: Thanks for the CD, been listening to Mr. Cave and the Bad Seeds all day. This guy esta mas cabrones que nosotros en HS.
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DOMINIC
09-04-2003
06:29 PM ET (US)
TRUE STORY:
Neil Young:Back in early eighties at the old Austin Opera House Neil Young was touring under the International Harvester Tour and playing really folky shit.
This dude jumped on stage with a 50 lb bag full of peyote and handed Neil a fresh one. Neil asked this peyote man to toss some out to the audience. I personally enjoyed folky shit for the first time in my life after a little P-juice.
Edited 09-04-2003 06:29 PM
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
09-04-2003
05:06 PM ET (US)
and YES, Dwight, Neil still partakes in more than the occasional toke...for those of you that have seen the Greendale movie, you'll see a mobile home frequently (Maz's mobile home)...it was parked in front of the aforementioned artsy-fartsy gallery and we went in and out of it a few times through out the night for the more than occasional toke....
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
09-04-2003
05:05 PM ET (US)
martin -- neil is looking pretty old but, interestingly enough, he still has exactly the same hairdo...exactly the same as the photos in my Buffalo Springfield LPs from '66 but grey and fading...

here is the website I did:

http://www.deliberateart.com

here is a story about the recent party:

http://www.bayarea.com/mld/mercurynews/ent...fischer/6668983.htm
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
09-04-2003
02:12 PM ET (US)
Raz, that is too sweet that you hung out artsy fartsy style with Neil! I bet he's not much of a wine drinker, especially if he's given the choice. Hey, post the URL for that website that you did.
821
Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
09-04-2003
02:09 PM ET (US)
DOMINIC CONGRATULATIONS AMIGO!!! THAT'S AWESOME! :)

IT'S I THAT SHALL SEND YOU THE TEQUILA!

Wooohooo! Another Christian added to the gang! But now, some day, Dominic will have to worry about all the other dicks in the world :)
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DOMINIC
09-02-2003
05:17 PM ET (US)
Greetings to all, Annabelle was born last thursday and everything is ok. Despues les mando fotos.

Johnny: What the fuck are you watching MTV for?, turn on those porno channels, you won't care what color the bitches are as long as the pussy is pink and the tits are good!.
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Martín Díaz
09-01-2003
09:14 AM ET (US)
Raza: So how is Neil Old?

hors d'oerves? Did you want to say whores d'hueves?
Well anyway, they're both offerd as Cocktail Specials.
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
08-31-2003
05:55 PM ET (US)
oh...on another note, i hung out with Neil Young on Friday...there was a art show here in SF for Jim Mazzeo, one of the artists that did a lot of work on Neil's new Greendale movie...Neil showed up...I was invited because I did Mazzeo's website...it was pretty cool...the best thing was all the free wine, beer and hors d'oerves...
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
08-31-2003
05:52 PM ET (US)
felicidades dominic!!! welcome to annabelle...

felicidades tambien a ti, dwight...cuarto piso!

johnny -- i can't believe you have any hope whatsoever for the MTV awards...the MTV awards are just as sad as actually sitting down and watching MTV
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Martín Díaz
08-30-2003
11:27 PM ET (US)
Johnny: Remember that MTV awards the most popular music, not the best music. So don´t even get angry about a bunch of nigger / lesbian acts getting a prize for making money from the zombie brainless teens. It's a good thing that we can still hear some good music and it doesn't have to get reconized by a bunch of commercial media idiotbox fiends.

Long live rock & roll.
Edited 08-30-2003 11:28 PM
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JRSPerson was signed in when posted
08-29-2003
09:42 AM ET (US)
Dom! congrats! Que buena onda...
Sorry I missed you in SA, a la proxi.
Dwight: Happy belated!
Martin..Saludos!
Everyone else: how the hell are ya...where the hell are ya?

Well kids...I never rant, I'm also not racist but...NIGGA PLEEZ! What the hell is up with MTV's vma awards? The nominees for best...whatever are...nigga...nigga...wigga(eminem)..and ho(over and over again!). And the winner is...ho. Crap I think there were only like 2 "rock" bands the whole night. My question is where is the good music at now? Even Metallica has become so comercial that I bet they get a friggin endorsment deal with pepsi! Then...THEN! freakin Duran Duran gets lifetime achievment award??? WTF!!!
where is Frank Zappa's? Deep Purple's...etc. Duran frickin Duran? What the hell did they do? Thats like giving Barry Mannilow ( Barely Manenough)an award for best heavy metal act.

There is good music out there...when will it be recognized?

Thanx for listening,I feel better and the vein in my forehead has quit throbbing.

everyone have a great MTVless weekend.

Johnny the Eminem slayer
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Martín Díaz
08-28-2003
08:59 PM ET (US)
Ladies & Germs: I´m happy to announce the arrival of the newest tepeji (the next generation) member, she was born today at 1:00 P.M. and her name is Annabelle Christian.

Felicidades Dominic y por mi parte me voy a hechar varios tequilas en su honor.
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DOMINIC
08-27-2003
05:00 PM ET (US)
Martin: You are right boy, tequila is the key to the young bitches pussy. I mejor si es en la playa.

Dwight: Happy B-DAY DUDE, A BOTTLE FOR YOU, e-mail me your adress to dominic@norbac3.com
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
08-26-2003
05:13 PM ET (US)
Hey Tepeji Animals the big 4-0 hit today! I don't know about you guys, but I think Adivina Quien needs to give me some birthday head. Martin, aren't you done with his wife and daughter's yet?

Dominic, that's cool that you're making your own anejado tequila! Damn, I can buy some cheap silver tequila and have some killer anejo buy Christmas.

Tonight, tequila Tepeji style! :)
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Martín Díaz
08-26-2003
01:25 PM ET (US)
No Dominic, the best way to enjoy Tequila is by the bottle, at the beach (any beach in México shoul work fine), during spring brake & tons of pussy (any bitch in the world should work fine but if it's Adivina Quien's wife & daughter it's fine with me)

P.S. Adivina Quien can throw his mom in for my dog.
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DOMINIC
08-26-2003
01:09 PM ET (US)
Thanks Raza, como vas con tus tequiliums? Por ahi te voy a mandar un home-añejado that I am working on.
I believe the best way to enjoy tequila these days is to buy yourself a big oak barrel and añejarlo yourself.
You should buy a good reposado and just drop it in the barrel.
This is going to be good!!!!!!!
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
08-25-2003
10:58 PM ET (US)
sale un CD manyana con 7 de sus discos y un bootleg de bastante buena calidad...
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DOMINIC
08-25-2003
01:31 PM ET (US)
Raza: If you can send me some Nick Cave te lo agradecere.
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raza
08-21-2003
08:21 PM ET (US)
martin -- never heard of mark joyner...saludos, raza
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GOD
08-21-2003
10:12 AM ET (US)
THE MUFFIN MEN
CELEBRATING THE WORK OF FRANK ZAPPA

The Muffin Men were formed in Livrpool twelve years ago by guitarist, bassist and vocalist Roddie Gilliard. One night in the late sixties after hearing a Frank Zappa album for the first time, Roddie learnt a few chords, and ten years later went to music school where he upset almost everyone by performing Stravinsky's Petruska & The Rite Of Spring with a rock band. As the eighties progressed Roddie realised that performing Zappa music live was what he most wanted to do, so in 1990 put together a two hour show of Zappa material to celebrate Frank's 50th birthday. The Muffin Men were born.

The Muffin Men are a highly talented and experienced outfit. Carl Bowry (lead guitar) Andy Friz (flute, saxes and vocal) and Martin Smith (trumpet and horn) were once members of The Wizards Of Twiddly, and Friz & Carl also toured with Kevin Ayers. Friz has also played with the late Viv Stanshall (of the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band) and with Super Furry Animals and Gorkys Zygotic Mynci. Carl's greatest claim to fame was performing on a televised TV promotional tour with Orchestral Manouvers In The Dark - miming the keyboards! German born Tilo Pirnbaum now lives in London. He had seen the Muffin Men a few times in Cologne, never dreaming that five years later when he went to Liverpool to study music he'd meet up with them and be asked to join the band.

Jimmy Carl Black is the direct link to Frank Zappa and the Mothers Of Invention. Jimmy, an American Native Indian, was born in 1938 and raised in Texas. In 1964 he met Roy Estrada and Ray Collins and formed The Soul Giants. When their guitar player was drafted into the Army, they hired Frank Zappa, who a month later, took over as leader of the band, which he rechristened The Mothers Of Invention.

Adding guitarist Henry Vestine, The Mothers regularly played clubs on Sunset Strip, One night producer Tom Wilson heard them playing "Trouble Coming Every Day", and promptly signed them to MGM records. The day the contract was signed, Henry quit the band and joined Canned Heat. Frank has just written "Who Are The Brain Police" which Henry, ever the blues purist, just couldn't cope with.

Tom Wilson had a similar reaction - "Who Are The Brain Police" was the first song The Mothers recorded in the studio for what became the "Freak Out" album. Wilson phoned MGM saying that they had not signed a blues band, but "some kind of weird band". The Mothers Of Invention made a lot of albums in the sixties and disbanded in late 1969, by which time Jimmy Carl Black had appeared with Frank Zappa and The Mothers Of Invention on countless albums and singles

Jimmy's involvement in music and his connection with Frank Zappa didn't stop there however. A drinking buddy of Janis Joplin who jammed with Hendrix on several occasions, Jimmy formed Geronimo Black in 1970, and in1971 went to England to make the movie "200 Motels" with Zappa, Ringo Starr and Keith Moon. In 1975 Jimmy joined another Zappa related band, Captain Beefheart's Magic Band. Jimmy has also been involved with countless rhythm and blues bands and released many recordings. He formed The Grandmothers in 1980, and first played with The Muffin Men in 1993. He now appears regularly with the band and has appeared on no less than seven of their CD's .

Frank may be dead but his spirit certainly lives on in The Muffin Men. He would have approved - in the words of Edgar Varese, often quoted by Frank - "the present day composer refuses to die!"
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Martín Díaz
08-20-2003
07:40 PM ET (US)
Raza: Que sabes de Mark Joyner, supuestamente se hizo multimillonario haciendo marketing por internet.
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raza
08-20-2003
04:40 PM ET (US)
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds are one of my ALL-TIME favorites...saw them for the first time in 1986 at the China Club (or was it the Cat Club?) in Manhattan and I catch them everytime they come around (though I've missed them the last two time cuz I was on vacation)...

if you don't have any of there stuff, I can make you a CD chockfull of their stuff (i've compressed most of their CDs to mp3 cuz I listen to it so much) or pick up Tender Prey (this was done right after Nick quit heroin so it is really, really dark) or Henry's Dream which are my two favorites from them ...though The Good Son, Murder Ballads and No More Shall we Part are also top notch...they are AWESOME live...they toured recently...played in SF the week of June 6th when I was in Yosemite...
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DOMINIC
08-20-2003
12:27 PM ET (US)
RAZA: Have you ever heard any Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds?
I saw them on Letterman last night and they are pretty interesting.

Saludos
Dominic
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
08-18-2003
01:28 PM ET (US)
ya de regreso en san pancho...que chinga de viaje...nos toco el blackout en mero manhattan....caught in the car for about 2 hrs...abandoned it at 18th street and west side hway...picked up some brews and sat down on a stoop with the kids to wait it out...made it back to the hotel at 1am...luckily we were only on the 4th floor so didn't have to carry the sleeping kids up too far up the stairs...

dominic -- i wish i coulda made that show in austin as well...i'm going to the one here in the bay area...por cierto, te manda a saludar zead...

saludos
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DOMINIC
08-18-2003
11:37 AM ET (US)
666 THE NUMBER OF BEAST STILL RULES, DIO STILL ROCKS!
IF YOU CAN CATCH THIS SHOW NEAR YOUR HOMETOWN, YOU GOTTA! RUN TO THE HILLS BUT DON'T FORGET YOUR TEQUILA.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
08-15-2003
04:31 PM ET (US)
Damn! I wish I could have hauled my ass down there to check out that show. Hey gang, here's the results of our tequila rating at our pachanga last week in Tampa. Tennyson Florida '80, Gabriela (Bino) Hebin '80, Elisa (Valero) Staikos '79, Felicia Ferraez '83, and Stephanie Slesnick '80 attended.

We rated them on smoothness and overall taste,

El Jimador Reposado 49
Sauza Galardon Gran Reposado 41
Golden Agave 40
Cazadores 32
Lyenda del Milagro Sliver 32
Puerto Vallarta Reposado Reserva Regionale 31
Herradura Reposado 27

The funny thing was that the most expensive bottle, Herradura rated the lowest. The brand "Golden Agave" was the cheapest bottle at $17.95 a liter and came in third.
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ScottM
08-15-2003
11:11 AM ET (US)
Raz,
Que mala suerte... Hope he is all right. Caitlen esta desatada... Yelling and being sassy all the time... We we that bad?

Me voy a Peru next week para una reunion de 2 horas... puf que hueva. Me tomare unos chupes en AA todo el camino.

Dominic... Que chido man.. Enjoy the concert.
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JRSPerson was signed in when posted
08-15-2003
10:30 AM ET (US)
Dom: Muchisimas gracias man! I would love to go and check out the show, but I have to go to friggin Dallas today. Nos
vemos pronto.

Everyone have a bad ass weekend and remember...rehab is for quitters.

peace
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DOMINIC
08-14-2003
05:08 PM ET (US)
Ed Heath's sister just walked in here with 4 free-b tickets to the Iron Maiden, Ronnie James Dio & Motorhead concert mañana at the Verizon 7:00 PM There is one extra for you Johnny if you wanna. Give me a call to my cel 512-7913084 if interested. Vamos a ir Neil Flores & Ed Heath and myself (all AHS)
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
08-13-2003
11:41 PM ET (US)
i went to the Tindersticks concert last saturday que estuvo de pelos...and next week -- Rod Argent and Colin Blunstone (The Zombies) ...which should be amazing as well...

i'm in a hotel in NY with the girls sleeping and Amy's off to the hospital with Kamran who seems to have dislocated his shoulder...well, actually, seems to have had his shoulder dislocated by Laila (who, needless to say, is sleeping peacefully behind me -- aun despues de la reganyadiza que le puse)...I was hoping to head out to the 24 hr. store for a six pack after I had put all the kids to bed but then Laila pulled her stunt and I'm stuck...en fin...

de acuerdo, dominic, don julio anyejo does nothing for me (well, I shouldn't say nothing but I mostly buy the silver) y martin anda desaparecido...downloading more birth control....or porn...or both...

saludos...
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DOMINIC
08-12-2003
10:42 AM ET (US)
Adivina Quien??: Grandisimo hijo de tu puta madre!, we miss you. En especial tu mejor amigo Martin que esta demasiado tranquilo.
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DOMINIC
08-12-2003
10:40 AM ET (US)
TEQUILA ALERT!!!
Turns out one of my custers in Mexico is a company that sells aromas and flavors for companys like Kellogs, Proter & Gamble , etc, etc. Guess who their only Tequila customer is? Don Julio, that bastard buys coloring and the aroma to put in their Don Julio Añejo. I never really cared for that shit, always enjoyed the Don Julio Blanco that turns out is the same stuff without the coloring and aroma of añejo.
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DOMINIC
08-12-2003
10:36 AM ET (US)
Johny:
The fucking guitarist for Lynyrd, Gary Rossington, got sicker than shit and they cancelled the concert. How about this friday for Motorhead, Dio and IronMaiden?
Should be a fuckin' rocking monster!
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JRSPerson was signed in when posted
08-11-2003
11:58 AM ET (US)
Dom: Man...I wish I had been in town to go...I hope ya had fun.

I hope the rest of yous guys is good!!!

One for monday...

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.

She stands next to the barber chair, eating a muffin
while her dad gets his haircut.

The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you re
gonna get hair on your muffin."

"I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get tits too."


Peacout
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
08-09-2003
09:56 PM ET (US)
Estamos muy borracho! Hey, were getting ready to conduct our tequila tasting/rating experiment with 6 quality shelf tequilas! I'll post the results.

We're enjoying the beach and great hospitality of the Hebin family.

Signing out from Seminole, FL.

-Toast
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DOMINIC
08-05-2003
01:28 AM ET (US)
RAZA: HAPPY CUMPLEAÑOS CABRON, HOPE YOUR HANGOVER WAS CURED WITH A LITTLE SMOKE AND A COLD BEER WITH CLAMATO!
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE NOT TRIED CLAMATO WITH A BEER AND A LITTLE LIME, THE SUMMER IS THE BEST TIME TO DO IT!
I AM IN MEXICO AS WE SPEAK DRINKING A LITTLE HERRADURA BLANCO ON A MONDAY NIGHT.

JOHNNY: THIS SUNDAY AT VERIZON A LITTLE SAMMY HAGGAR AND A LITTLE LYNYRD SKYNIRD? LET ME KNOW, I WILL BE THERE.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
08-04-2003
05:21 PM ET (US)
Martin, that's a great tequila site! Man, I'll have to order some anejo o reposado tequila!

(the prices looked slightly high, but being able to get some of that good stuff for the south-of-the-border-deprived and have it delivered to your door is worth it.)
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ZUCARITAS
08-04-2003
03:08 PM ET (US)
RAZ..... Happy Bday, Lucky to have in laws. Here in FL the dam baby sitters want to go home at 12AM... No time to Drink or even go to the swing club.
 
UNA MUJER SUMAMENTE ALTERADA, LLAMA A UN AMIGO:
OYE, TIENES QUE VENIR A AYUDARME. TENGO UN ROMPECABEZAS Y NO SOY CAPAZ NI DE EMPEZAR!!!

¿QUE CLASE DE ROMPECABEZAS?,PREGUNTA ÉL.

SEGÚN LA FOTO DE LA CAJA, ES UN TIGRE, CONTESTA ELLA.

COMO EL TENIA MUCHA INTELIGENCIA (COMO CUALQUIER HOMBRE), DECIDE DARLE Y SE LANZA A SU CASA PARA ECHARLE UNA MANO.

ENTRA Y SE ACERCA A LA MESA DONDE ESTÁN TODAS LAS PIEZAS DISPERSAS AL LADO DE LA CAJA. MIRA LAS PIEZAS, OBSERVA LA CAJA Y SE VUELVE HACIA ELLA:

-BUENO, PARA EMPEZAR, LO SIENTO MUCHO CHAPARRA PERO NO VEO COMO UNIR ESTAS PIEZAS PARA FORMAR EL TIGRE!!.

Y SEGUNDO, TE ACONSEJO QUE TE RELAJES, TE TOMES UN CAFÉ Y DESPUÉS METAS DE NUEVO EN SU CAJA TODAS LAS

PINCHES ZUCARITAS!!!
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JRSPerson was signed in when posted
08-04-2003
02:17 PM ET (US)
What a shitty hangover....will have to go get that "hangover helper" at the local watering hole soon.

At least i'm outta the dog house

Raza: Happy B-day
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Martín Díaz
08-04-2003
02:12 PM ET (US)
For all you people that live on the wrong side of the border and want to buy tequila.

http://www.sendtequila.com
Edited 08-04-2003 02:13 PM
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
08-04-2003
01:56 PM ET (US)
Johnny, you know it's just going to get your girlfriend super horny watching you get strattled by another hot chick! You need to bend her over and show her a real dog house :)

Raz, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE! Tequila and wine, man that's a recipe for total wastedness and bobbing the porcelin shrine. Glad the wine yuppster crowd didn't cramp your drinking style or ruin your birthday. We've gotta do something about Johnny's infrequent behavior pattern before he gets to the level of contact buzz greenhorn! :)

Martin, being sober is like having sex with wife every day. It ain't going to happen, so you might as well get over it.

Speaking of tequila, how do you guys like Jarana brand tequila? A friend of mine was in Tiauana last week and brought a bottle back, but dropped it in the airport terminal and it broke. Talk about alcohol abuse!
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Martín Díaz
08-04-2003
11:09 AM ET (US)
holy mary mother of god crap robin...
I haven't been sober in decades and I just realized it.
First thing in the morning I have two shot of tequila to wake me up(I don't drink coffee because It´s bad for your health). After the shots I have my big glass of milk with some eggs with bacon.
For lunch I drink a bottle of wine because It's good for the heart.
Then at 5:00 P.M. I start with the whiskey to relax after a long day of alcohol.
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raza
08-03-2003
03:06 PM ET (US)
man, i haven't been stoned in hours...

yesterday was my b'day so we pawned off the kids on the unsuspecting in-laws and went out on the town...started off with tequila at a restaurant and then were sent to a wine bar...I was a little apprehensive on going to wine bar and dealing with a yupped out crowd but the recommendation came from slacker friends so we tried it out...it was a cool, chill sorta atmosphere and I proceeded to drink a lot wine which didn't mixed well with tequila in the brain but not in the stomach...super cruda en la manyana pero por lo menos amina (la tempranera) no andaba por aqui pa' molestar a las 6 de la manyana...

good jokes, sours...
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JRS
08-03-2003
02:18 PM ET (US)
"the cuervo gold and the fine colombian"
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JRS
08-03-2003
12:33 PM ET (US)
holy swiss shit batman....

I haven't gotten stoned in freakin years, but I went to this party last night...these fine ass strippers show up and say...want a hit? so I says of what? so the one with the loooong legs and tits that make Pamela Anderson look like a flat chested greengates girl blows her inhale into my mouth...holy shit...I was done! My girlfriend saw this and went postal...so needless to say I got a hangover from hell...I'm in the friggin doghouse...and its raining outside so I cant take the bike out.

How was everyone elses weekend?
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JRSPerson was signed in when posted
08-01-2003
02:20 PM ET (US)
Dwight!....damn! I cant beleive ya beat me to the hydraulic lunch hour!....I'm on my way

Peaceout
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
08-01-2003
02:14 PM ET (US)
Johnny, YOU ARE ONE ATE UP CABRONE! :)

Tepeji amigos, I finally got the jump on Sours today. I rode downtown at lunchtime to the Haufbrau Haus and drank my lunch with three buds. The 7 mile ride back (we're talking bicycle here) was quite non-sobering!

Chupamanos!
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JRSPerson was signed in when posted
08-01-2003
12:24 PM ET (US)
Now a little comic releif:

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a case of beer, any kind except Schlitz. The bartender says, "What's wrong with Schlitz, don't you like it?" The man says "I hate that shit. Last night I drank a whole case of Schlitz and blew chunks. The bartender says, "You drink a case of any beer and you're going to blow chunks." You don't understand said the man, "Chunks is my dog."


A man walks into a public bathroom and begins using one of the urinals. He looks to his left and sees a very short man peeing also. Suddenly, the short man looks up at the taller man, and the taller man is completely embarrassed about staring at the smaller man's penis.

"Sorry," says the taller man."I'm not gay or anything, but you have the longest penis I've ever seen, especially on a man so small!"

"Well," says the Leprechaun, "That's because I'm a Leprechaun! ALL Leprechauns have penises this size!" The taller man says, "Incredible! I'd give anything if mine were that long."

"Well, what with me being a Leprechaun and all, I can give you your wish! If you let me take you into that stall over there and screw you, I'll give you your wish!"

"Gee," says the man, "I don't know about that----aw hell with it, OK!"

Soon, the Leprechaun is behind the taller man, just humping away.

"Say," says the Leprechaun, "How old are you, son?"

Finding it difficult to turn with the Leprechaun humping him so ferociously, the tall man says over his shoulder, "Uh-Uh, Thirty-two..."

"Imaging that, " says the little man, "Thirty-two and still believes in Leprechauns!"


  

Now...everyone have a good weekend!
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castRaza
07-31-2003
07:02 PM ET (US)
"gyrating topless"...ahhh...long live music...

check this out...talk about having some time on your hands...

http://www.asciimation.co.nz
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
07-31-2003
10:15 AM ET (US)
Here's an excerpt from an article from CNEWS:

http://www.canoe.com/CNEWS/Canada/2003/07/30/149926-cp.html

--------
There were sweaty bodies in every direction, some sedated by their consumption of pot. The weed's scent wafted throughout the spacious grounds. Joints were smoked in some cases in the presence of police.

And just like the legendary 1969 U.S. music festival decades before there were girls gone wild, gyrating topless under a misty shower designed to keep them cool.

Dozens of appreciative men captured the act with their disposable cameras until the man who solicited the performance was carted off in handcuffs by police.

In another scene from the Woodstock love-in, a young blonde woman was cheered wildly as she stripped bare while dancing atop a truck.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
07-31-2003
10:10 AM ET (US)
Scooottttex, hee...hee... :)

DOMINIC, did you make it to the SARS concert last night in Toronto? I heard there were over half a million people there. Mick said on the radio today that it was the largest crowd the Stones have ever played for!
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Scoootttttex
07-31-2003
12:06 AM ET (US)
Este esta Buenisimo.... jajajaja


>
> > >Ayer mi novia y yo fuimos a un motel de esos de paso a celebrar que se cumplían 24 horas de la última vez que habiamos ido.
> > >
> > >Al entrar vi que en la cabaña de enseguida estaba nada menos que el coche de uno de mis mejores amigos.
> > >
> > >
> > >- Esperame un momentito - le dije a mi novia - vamos a reirnos de él.
> > >
> > >En un instante y sin hacer ruido, le había bajado las cuatro tapas de los rines y los puse en la cajuela de mi coche.
> > >
> > >Hecha la travesura, nos dedicamos a hacer otras travesuras aun más divertidas.
> > >
> > >Esa noche caí en casa de mi amigo como por casualidad.
> > >Cuando llegué, su esposa se ofreció a ir por unos refrescos y yo aproveché para decirle en un susurro:
> > >
> > >Adivina qué traigo en mi cajuela - como él no tenía ni idea, agregué:
> > >
> > >- Te bajé las tapas de los rines en el motel para ver si así se te quita lo caliente y empiezas a respetar a tu esposa ¡Pinche cabrón!
> > >
> > >En eso ví que ella regresaba, así que me callé y mientras ella repartía los refrescos, él le dijo:
> > >
> > >- ¿Sabes qué, mi amor? Tienes mucha suerte, mi amigo se encontró los tapones que te robaron del estacionamiento del supermercado ....
>
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Scoootttttex
07-30-2003
11:46 PM ET (US)
So cool, Like the Enterprize last mission.... To destroy the clingons from Ureanus.... jajaja
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DOMINIC
07-30-2003
11:52 AM ET (US)
IF YOU GUYS ARE LOOKING FOR RED PLANETS, ASTRONOMICAL RARITIES AND THE SUCH YOU CAN FIND IT ANY DAY OR NIGHT OF THE WEEK IN REAL DEL 14. SINCE MOST OF YOU THAT WILL BE WATCHING THIS "MARS ATTACKS" DEAL THROUGH THE TELESCOPE WILL BE EITHER STONED OR DRUNK, WHATS THE DIFERENCE?
I GUESS THE REAL CHALLENGE WOULD BE TO SEE IT SOBER.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
07-30-2003
08:44 AM ET (US)
Martin, that is quite an astronomical rarity. I'll be dusting off my 8" F/7 Newtonian for some Mars gazing on this opposition. Even with an angular resolution of 25.1", Mars still only appears around half as large as Jupiter through a telescope. And, if you compare Mars and Jupiter to AdivinaQuiensAnus, the largest black hole ever discovered in the universe, you don't even need use a telescope!
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Martín Díaz
07-29-2003
07:14 PM ET (US)
Never again in your lifetime will the Red Planet be so spectacular!

This month and next, Earth is catching up with Mars, an encounter that will culminate in the closest
approach between the two planets in recorded history. The next time Mars may come this close is in
2287. Due to the way Jupiter's gravity tugs on Mars and perturbs its orbit, astronomers can only be certain
that Mars has not come this close to Earth in the last 5,000 years but it may be as long as 60,000 years.

On August 27, Mars will come within 34,649,589 miles and will be (next to the moon) the brightest object in
the night sky. It will attain a magnitude of -2.9 and will appear 25.11 arc seconds wide. At a modest 75-power magnification Mars will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. Mars will be easy to spot. At the beginning of August, Mars will rise in the east at 10 p.m. and reach its azimuth at about 3 a.m. But by the end
of August when the two planets are closest, Mars will rise at nightfall and reach its highest point in the sky at 12:30 a.m. That's pretty convenient when it comes to seeing something that no human has seen in recorded history. So mark your calendar at the beginning of August to see Mars grow progressively brighter and brighter throughout the month.
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
07-29-2003
06:18 PM ET (US)
Adivina Quien???: si esta tan "bien constituida" tu familia, pos prexta...

Eric Braunn - guitarist for Iron Butterfly -- RIP

http://edition.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/Music/07/28/deaths.braunn.ap/

i wasn't much of a fan but in-a-gadda-da-vida is a classic
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Lee Ramirez
07-29-2003
04:03 PM ET (US)
No sean gachitos y todos los adivina quien pasenme sus telfonos. Muñecos, nos podemos divertir!
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Adivina quien???
07-29-2003
02:56 PM ET (US)
Como ya dije no necesito drogas putos. Ya te dije pinche Martin que eres un puto y quero chuparte ese huevo que te queda. La neta es que me gustas mucho.
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Scooottex
07-28-2003
09:55 PM ET (US)
Yo creo que gana el Kenny.
Se acuerdan como le decian el la escuela?
El sincero.
Porque está tan enano que siempre te habla al chile.
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Toby '84
07-28-2003
09:49 PM ET (US)
La verdad yo creo que empatan el Kenny y el Loya son igual de putos los dos.
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BIG BLACK NIGGER
07-28-2003
08:15 PM ET (US)
God: You think your big shit?
I got a blowjob from Kenny Flores and he's a good bitch.
I'll trade Loya for Flores and we'll exchange notes.
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Mr. Pineda
07-28-2003
06:34 PM ET (US)
Ebay: Where the fuck did you go to School?
It's Whore and her idiot gay bastard son.
I should know because my son was one of them.
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GOD
07-28-2003
06:31 PM ET (US)
Speaking of balls Alex Loya sucked mine last night.
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Ebay
07-28-2003
06:19 PM ET (US)
Egg McMuffin: Don´t waste your money on the story of a hore and her idiot bastard son. We could get more for Martín's ball.
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Martín Díaz
07-28-2003
06:07 PM ET (US)
Adivina quien???: Ja Ja Ja Ja Ja, pendejo solo a tí se te ocurre darle la dirección a tu Puta Madre. Que bueno que tienes una familia bien constituida. Que eres el padrote de tu esposa y tus hijas. Mochate. Quien más se apunta.
Ja Ja Ja Ja, Pendejo. Por favor invita a tu Mamá más seguido. Está menos amargada que tu.
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Egg McMuffin
07-28-2003
05:38 PM ET (US)
Martín: forget your ball man I want to buy the story of Adivina quien??? and his slut, I mean and his bitch, you know his mom. Tha book wouk really sell.
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La mamá de Adivina Quien?
07-28-2003
05:34 PM ET (US)
La verdad mi hijito se empezo a traumar cuando yo llegaba a la casa con algún cliente a altas horas de la noche y teniamos que ponerle una putiza y encerralo en su cuarto para que nos dejara coger a gusto.
Despues fue cuando empezo con las drogas y a los 16 años se lo violaros unos policias. Creo que le gusto por que aunque tiene familia sigue con sus puterias hosexuales.
Perdón hijito no pense que te fueras a traumar tanto.
Pero si yo no trabajaba quien mantenia a la familia.
Ya ves que yo nunca supe cual de mis clientes fue tu Papá.
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Adivina quien???
07-28-2003
05:26 PM ET (US)
Drogas? Yo no necesito drogas como tu. Y mi familia, está mucho mejor constituida que la tuya. La falta de respeto que le demuestras a tu esposa, aunque sea de pura boca, es ella la que me da lastima y tus hijas tambien, de tener a tan lindo papurris... con un solo huevo, estas tratando de compensar la falta de uno, con una supuesta hombria que careces??? el que me da lastima eres tu, y tus opiniones me las paso por el culo, no tengo que demostrarte nada, solo queria que supieras mas de alguien en este mundo piensa que eres una basura, como bien lo corroboras a cada rato.
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Martín Díaz
07-28-2003
05:17 PM ET (US)
Adivina Quien???: Necesitas ser más creativo con tu falta de drogas, si es que las quieres dejar y recuperar a tu familia. La verdad es que lo único que estas creando en este chat es lástima. Por que tus insultos son de una persona amargada, das hueva. Te mando un beso.

Scottex: Manda fotos de las Colombianas y vamos a organizarnos para ir en grupo a probarlas.

Raza: Que paso con las cancion de Krautrock que te encargue?

Dominic: I did Fuck up but it wasn't the first and it wont be the last.
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Adivina quien???
07-28-2003
04:50 PM ET (US)
Me ausento unos días y ya los cabrones andan reconciliandose... y para mi sorpresa, echandome de menos. Parece que es cierto, a puros putazos se ablandan los hijos de la chingada. Por cierto, no tengo 2 hijas y no tengo nada de cercano contigo Martin - el Unihuevo???? No mames cabrón!!! Eso explica muchas cosas entonces.... mmmm, como por ejemplo que seas tan joto.... pero bueno... ya no tienes remedio...
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Scooottex
07-28-2003
03:55 PM ET (US)
Saludos a Todos ustedes Huebones y al Veterinario del Adivina quien?? Que se canso de decir pendejadas...? Well it was fun.

Martin Como va la ultima jolla de la familia? Dejame contarte de Colombia.... MMmmmmm ..... well by the way I'm back in town. Bueno un chiste para que se diviertan.

Etica Profesional
  
Un médico se encontraba sentado en la
silla de su consultorio,
después de tener sexo con su paciente. Pensando en lo
que había hecho, su conciencia le repetia:
  
"¡Pero como hice eso!!!
¡Que verguenza- he perdido toda la ética profesional!!!"
  
Al rato de estar culpándose de sus actos,
sobre su hombro derecho aparece un diablillo que le dice:
  
"ESCUCHAME... NO SEAS PENDEJO...
¡ HAY MUCHOS MEDICOS QUE TIENEN SEXO CON SUS PACIENTES!
¿ QUE TE CREES ? ¿QUE ERES EL UNICO?
... HAZME CASO GUEY... ES NATURAL QUE A VECES TE ENCUENTRES
CON UN PACIENTE QUE TE GUSTE MUCHO!..."

El médico convencido, asiente,
"Tienes razón, quizas no hice nada tan extraño ni malo..."
Al terminar de decir eso, en su otro hombro aparece un
angelito y le replica al oído:
  
"NO TE OLVIDES QUE ERES VE-TE-RI-NA-RIO !!!
VETERINARIO, PENDEJO... NO LO OVIDES !!!"
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MOTHER TERESA
07-28-2003
10:47 AM ET (US)
What will they sell next?
6 gallons of sperm that dripped out of Adivina quien's ass?
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Martín Díaz
07-25-2003
11:11 PM ET (US)
Señores les tengo que decir que yo tenia el derecho divino........
Ahora solo me queda el izquierdo.
Para ustedes el "unihuevo" o "uniball".
Egg McMuffin: I have It in cloroform, how much do you offer?. Because Ebay is after it too.
Edited 07-25-2003 11:14 PM
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Egg McMuffin
07-25-2003
04:07 PM ET (US)
Martin: By any chance did you keep your bad huevo? Love to buy it from you for our Halloween promotion.
Edited 07-25-2003 04:08 PM
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DOMINIC
07-25-2003
04:02 PM ET (US)
McGrath: La mejor cancion de "The Casuals" era su introducion del tema de Batman. Los recuerdo tanto en el arts festival como en Hip 70 en el segundo piso. Por cierto que un de esos conciertos, un pendejete que se llamaba Rick se trago como 20 queyluds(no se como se escribe) y lo tuvimos que llevar al ABC Hospital a que lo revivieran.
El otro grupo chingon de esa era fueron los Platypus pero parece que sus diferencias artisticas estan muy latentes hasta este mismo momento. Pero el grupo mas chingon fueron "Los Guajiro Boys" que definitivamente no seran olvidados y sus bootlegs andan muy bien cotizados.

Martin: You fucked up BOY! Dissing Father McGrath publicly. I guess the best thing that came out of this whole chingadera is that I nicknamed you "UNIHUEVO" and its seems to hurt your feelings, You sentimental Puss! There is NO room for soft touchy feelings in this Muther Fucker Chat, Now go stick that single testicle in Adivina Quien filthy mouth.

Have a lovely weekend everyone
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Martín Díaz
07-25-2003
10:32 AM ET (US)
Alex McGrath: Me da mucho gusto que algo bueno salio de estos ataques terroristas del famosisimo "Adivina quien???". Oviamente necesitaba sacar todo su enojo y frustación.
Gracias a el despertamos todos los ausentes y algunos otros.
Lo más chistoso es que puso a volar la imaginación de todos pensando que nadie lo iba a reconocer.
Pero quiero hacer un analisis del compañero que por cierto fue muy cercano al Tepeji Gang. Por que recuerden que uno siempre proyecta sus broncas.
1.- Esta separado de su familia por problemas personales y oviamente tiene dos hijas.
2.- El fue muy cercano al Tepeji Gang y en especial a mi por que tenemos intereses mutuos.
3.- Por alguna razón piensa que yo la tengo fácil y el no. La verdad en estos momentos esta cabrón la situación económica y le recuerdo que yo la tuve cerca cuando hace 10 años cuando me quitarón el testiculo por cancer y sali adelante. Hoy me hacen burla diciendome el "unihuevo" y doy gracias de seguir aqui. No hay mal que por bien no venga. Hay que vivir hoy poruqe no sabemos si mañana estaremos aqui.
4.- Y muy importante mi estimado Adivina quien??? Recuerda que seguimos siendo tus amigos. Chavita todavia esta en el D.F. buscalo, el es buen amigo tambien. A tu familia la piuedes recuperar hechale ganas.

A todos: Un feliz fin de semana y no se desconecten.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
07-25-2003
08:33 AM ET (US)
Alex, wasn't Jack a trip?! :) It was refreshing to see a guy like that have a vibrant punk attitude in high school. I think the name of his band was Jack Richmond and The Casuals.
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Alex McGrath
07-25-2003
01:06 AM ET (US)
Martin, hace rato que no me metia en este board y me diverti mucho leyendo tus respuestas al Adivina Quien... hasta que vi mi nombre en la lista de sospechosos! No, no fui yo, yo no tengo esa amargura, mano (y no sabia que tenias hijas! je je).

Peace, bro, I have nothing against you. In fact, I still enjoy remembering you do the My Sharona solo at the Arts Festival.

PS Anybody remember the name of Jack Richmond's band at the Arts Festival?
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
07-24-2003
03:45 PM ET (US)
Johnny you lush you :) Quench a few hepatocytes for me bro!

That's kinda like sponsoring a fundraiser for Alcoholics Anonymous by having a 120 keg frat party with the slogan, "drink for those who can't" Oh yea, that acutally DID happen in college and AA ended up returning our frat's fundraising check when they found out! :)
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JRSPerson was signed in when posted
07-24-2003
12:40 PM ET (US)
WOW! This is like watching Jerry Springer! Que chingon...


Toby: Que ondas cbron...where are ya hidding? Todo bien?

 Remember...you can fuck some of the people some of the time and you can please some of the people some of the time...but you can't fuckin please everyone all of the time!

I dont know who said that...but its funny

You all have a great end of week...you know what I'm doing...Thirsty Thursday AHUEVO!
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castRaza
07-24-2003
12:11 PM ET (US)
ok...i give up...keep it going, boys...

Martin: my prog connection didn't respond...the post only stays up for a few days so I reposted and let's see if someone notices this time...
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
07-24-2003
10:31 AM ET (US)
tres hoyos muy estirado y abusado :)
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Martín Díaz
07-24-2003
09:01 AM ET (US)
Dwight: No need to edit your spanish. Se entiende perfectamente, lo único es que este puto tiene 3 hoyos, pero los tres están vacios, por eso esta enojada la puta.
Edited 07-24-2003 09:01 AM
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DIOS
07-24-2003
08:56 AM ET (US)
Adivina quien ???: Ya se que hace mucho que no te mando un angelito negro con su vergota a cogerte hijo mio, pero no te desquites con los demas por eso.
Te Prometo que en cuanto se desocupe uno te lo mando para que te aliviane tus frustaciones anales.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
07-24-2003
08:50 AM ET (US)
Ok Martin, feel free to edit this redneck guerito's poor Spanish :)
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
07-24-2003
08:49 AM ET (US)
Ahhhh...the long ago days of burning a fatty on AHS grounds with my buds, *sigh* Oh, SHIT here comes the VP! :)

Adivina Quien
es un puta bien
pero no tiene un oyo
que nunca nadie humbimos cojido!
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MOTHER THERESA
07-24-2003
04:15 AM ET (US)
Oh!, you naughty boys, do not stop now. Heaven is a fucking boring place so good bull shit like Adivina Quien keeps me and the 69 apostoles happy.
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DOMINIC
07-24-2003
04:10 AM ET (US)
RAZA: TU YA ESTAS ABURRIDO PERO OTROS NO, ESE CULERO DEL ADIVINA QUIEN ES NADA MAS NI NADA MENOS QUE EL PROFESOR PINEDA RESUSUTADO! ORALE PINCHE PINEDA, SIEMPRE NOS LA PELASTE EN LAS ESCUELA, Y AL PARECER SE LA ESTAS PELANDO A TU SIRVIENTA Y JARDINERO, SI ES QUE TIENES?, SEGURO SALISTE JODIDO Y SIN BILLETES, DE EMPLEADO SUBORNIDADO DE SEGURO. BUENO, SIN NECESITAS UNOS BILLETES CON GUSTO MANDAMOS AL TOBY PARA QUE TE LOS META POR EL CULO Y TE PONGA UNA PUTIZA!
CHINGA TU MADRE PINCHE ANONIMO,NO NOS FALLES Y SIGUE CON TUS FRUSTACIONES PINEGRA!

RAZA: NO QUESTION, VAN HALLEN I, OH! OH! OH! ADIVINA QUIEN IS CRYING!

BESITOS A TODOS

DOMINIC
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Martín Díaz
07-23-2003
07:41 PM ET (US)
11.- Anyone's Daughter "anyone's daughter"
12.- Omega "Omega"
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Martín Díaz
07-23-2003
06:40 PM ET (US)
Raza: I just downloaded some tinderstick from their "The Bloomsbury Theatre II" album, interesting It reminded me of Joy division/bauhaus/peter hammil freak show, I liked it thanks for the tip.

What happened with your progessive friends did they have the song I´m lloking for? Birth Control "Love Light"
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Martín Díaz
07-23-2003
06:20 PM ET (US)
Scottex: Before you beat the shit out of me, please invite some of your Colombian bitches (hope some fucking defender of the weak gets offended by this) to México. Make it some neutral place like Cancun. So we can fuck their Colombian orifices (all of them) to death.
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Scoootter
07-23-2003
06:07 PM ET (US)
Don't you "turning gay" on me man or I will beat the shit out of you.... again. jajajajajaja... man Cool it....

Scoootter or Scottex What ever you please man. who gives a fuc. I guess if you think that someone is going gay they might get defensive.

Now if you think I'm going gay.... dame un beso y te digo.....Jajajajajaja... Bunch of ninies.... That Adivina guy is not worth the letters on my screen... Just check out the Colombian girls from marketing that just went buy... they are worth.... Opppps, just came back I have a date.... See you... Will give you the details of what her undergarments looks like in a pile on the hotel rug.... Hehehehe
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Dwight Werren
07-23-2003
05:58 PM ET (US)
Signed out and now I'm posting as Dwight Werren
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
07-23-2003
05:57 PM ET (US)
Martin, one thing you should be aware of is the little star next to your name. It indicates that you have logged into QuickTopic using your username with the original password that you setup the first time you created your identity. Anyone can login and change their name to an existing username like "Martin Diaz" then post whatever trash they desire. So, it maybe that our "Scoootter" is a Scottex imposter. I don't think it's the case, but on the '80's topic area there have been several impostors that have posted as regular users.
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Martín Díaz
07-23-2003
05:46 PM ET (US)
Scottex: What's with the name change "Scoootter" are you turning gay on us like my good friend dick sucking sperm drinking ass licking ball kissing shit eating "Adivina quien???"
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Martín Díaz
07-23-2003
05:41 PM ET (US)
01.- Zappa/Mothers "Freak Out!"
02.- Deep Purple "Shades Of Deep Purple"
02.- Birth Control "Birth Control"
03.- Ted Nugent "Ted Nugent"
04.- The Waterboys "The Waterboys"
05.- Aerosmith "Aerosmith"
06.- Bachman Turner Overdrive "Bachman Turner Overdrive"
07.- Quatermass "Quatermass"
08.- Ram Jam "Ram Jam"
09.- The Nina Hagen Band "The Nina Hagen Band"
10.- Argent "Argent"

Pinche Raza esta cabrón pero ahi te va con muchos faltantes.
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Scoootter
07-23-2003
04:40 PM ET (US)
Wow coool.... Martin the jokes were good I sent them to my Colombian friends.... By the way im in bogota.... MMmmmm... They liked them very much.... shit My hand smells like Fi.....

Martin el Anonimo si que te trae ganas.... Dicen que del ardor nace el amor.... I guess he wants your pointy pencil dick. Bueno por lo menos sabemos que no es hombre porque de lo contrario ha sabriamos quien es.... Hiding behind mamas skirt.... mMMmmmm must smell good under there.

What did the red neck husband tell his red neck wife that had two black eyes?

Nothing he already told her twice.....
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Raza ZaidiPerson was signed in when posted
07-23-2003
03:19 PM ET (US)
Adivina Quien??? - obviamente por tu anonimato tu tampoco puedes hablar solo por ti...

en fin, ya me aburrio esto...I'll leave you all with this attempt at changing the subject:

best debut albums (in no apparent order):

1. jimi hendrix - are you experienced
2. king crimson - in the court of the crimson king
3. van halen - I
4. the cars - the cars
5. REM - Murmur
6. belle and sebastian - tigermilk
7. allman bros. - allman bros.
8. tindersticks - tindersticks

couldn't make it to ten off the top of my head...
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Toby '84
07-23-2003
12:49 PM ET (US)
Adivina quien??? bla, bla, bla, bla, vales verga putito....no te la habra metido algun Padrecito del Cumbres???? O de la Anahuac??? Se me hace que si.........
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Adivina quien???
07-23-2003
12:23 PM ET (US)
Toby: Ya me hiciste caso, imbecil. Ya me engrandeciste... culero, al igual que tus gatas. Te imagino salpicando baba mientras tratas duramente de escoger tus palabras, como buen perro que eres.
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Toby '84
07-23-2003
12:19 PM ET (US)
Adivina quien??? Vales verga putito!!!!
Hacerle caso a pendejos es engrandecerlos, por lo tanto, eres un pendejazo!!!!!!!
Saca la cara, no seas culo, no te vamos a coger, andale, no seas mariquita!!!!!
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Miss Cleo
07-23-2003
12:03 PM ET (US)
Ah tell ya...me crystal ball says that this anonimous entity is not just a transient closet homosexual with a pronounced lisp...but also a looser with a grudge larger than his mami's ass. In certain circles known only as " the glory hole attendant " at the bathouses or truckstops.
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Adivina quien???
07-23-2003
11:51 AM ET (US)
Parecen un grupo de pinches viejas amilanadas... Uyyy!! Class of '84, mis huevos... acaso no sabes hablar solo por ti, pinche puñal, te hablo a ti Toby Tarolas...
Y a los demas, se nota que les gusta que les metan la pinga por el culo, si no, por que tanta fascinación.
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Toby '84
07-23-2003
10:32 AM ET (US)
Adivina quien?????? Pinche Putito, creo que eres el mariquita de Eduardo Lozano o eres alguno de los jotos que teniamos en el Class of '84!
No seas puto y sal del closet, no hay pedo, le peor que te puede pasar es el Martin te la meta por el culo y tengas que ir a visitar a un Proctologo, lo cual creo que no seria novedad para ti putito!!!!

Martin, '84 will support you all the way!!!
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JRS
07-23-2003
09:39 AM ET (US)
Damn....I step out for a coupla days and all hell breaks loose!
Who's the assmunch that will not reveal himself?...

Anyway to answer you Dom...I'm in row u for the Aerosmith gig. I do agree with Raza...I like their old stuff, I'm just looking forward to seeing them.

I also agree that this little banter has peaked the chat to an interesting level...I think that Adivina quien is none other than.....Eminem

peaceout
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
07-23-2003
09:33 AM ET (US)
Ding, dong, the sons are dead, the wicked sons, the wicked sons... ding, dong the wicked sons are dead!!!
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DOMINIC
07-22-2003
09:55 PM ET (US)
Yo creo que es # 5, Juan Gabriel atrapado en el cuerpo del Padre Amaro!
On the other hand, gracias a Adivina quien por reanimar este chat, haber si invitas a tu amiga adivina-que salio de mi culo hoy?

Besos pero con condon
Dominic
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Martín Díaz
07-22-2003
05:52 PM ET (US)
Raza: nos lo chentamos, Sale
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Martín Díaz
07-22-2003
05:51 PM ET (US)
Raza & Dwight: thanks For the support this poor DickBreath thinks that I´m Going to get mad at all his "mature" insults.
The truth he makes he laugh.
Yes Dwight that´s a good picture of him.
Enjoy life, It´s too short to worry about crazy mother fuckers who can´t take a joke.
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
07-22-2003
05:38 PM ET (US)
I figured out who Adivina quien is....

http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Alley...OfficialBBFpic.html
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Dwight WerrenPerson was signed in when posted
07-22-2003
05:31 PM ET (US)
Adivina, what the hell are you dissin' my boy Martin for? All this talk about having your way with his daughters! Sounds to me like you ain't gettin' any.

Raz and Martin, I'll pay you guys 50 bucks to let me have the first shot on this DICKFUCK!
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Martín Díaz
07-22-2003
05:30 PM ET (US)
A todos: una votación quien creen que sea mi gran amigo "Adivina quien???"
1.Alex Mcgrath
2.Un puto sin negro que se lo chinge.
3.Una mujer atrapada en el cuerpo de un puto.
4.Todos los anteriores.

Yo digo que el #4
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castRaza
07-22-2003
05:23 PM ET (US)
putz...de acuerdo...ora si se puso interesante el chat...

Adivina Quien???: no mames, pinche "madurito" de mierda...estoy de acuerdo con Martin -- Loya si se merece toda la mierda que le tiramos...y si vas a usar anónimos, tienes que dar mas claves para averiguar quien eres o, si no, clávatelo por la culata...

Cholain: ¿nos chentamos a este puqueque o que?
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Martín Díaz
07-22-2003
04:50 PM ET (US)
Adivina quien???: va otro disfrutalo.

UN EJEMPLO DE LA LIBERACIÓN FEMENINA EN MÉXICO
Si las mujeres fueran albañiles?
1- Güero yo te encuero
2- Con esos cojones si me quito los calzones
3- Esos huevos si están para estrellarlos
4- De que juguetería saliste.. muñeco
5- Amor, si amarte fuera trabajo no existiría el desempleo
6- Papacito, debo de estar muerta por que estoy viendo angelitos
7- Acabo de encontrar al padre de mis hijos
8- Te estudio o te trabajo?
9- Bonitos pantalones, quedarían muy bien en el suelo de mi dormitorio.
10- Con ese pajarito hasta yo canto!!
11- Con esa macana deberías ser policía!!
12- Hey suegra présteme un estropajo para bañar a su hijo del ombligo para abajo...
13- Tu mama ha de ser repostera por que hace cada bomboncito....
14- Ojala fuéramos elefantes para caminar agarrandote la trompa
15- Quien fuera bizca para verte dos veces
16- Mi rey jugamos a la basurita? yo me tiro al piso y tu me recoges
17- Quien fuera reloj para ser dueña de tu tiempo
18- Que se le ponen a los frijoles??? e..!!!PAZOTE!!!
19- Hijo de Apache? !!!PACHITO!!!
20- Si fuera la Diana cazadora ya te hubiera
atravesado el corazón con una flecha de amor
21- Con esos brazos me gustaría ser conejo
22- Eres como el oso mientras mas bueno mas hermoso
23- Quien fuera tu mano para poderte subir y bajar el zipper papacito
24- Papito préstame a tu general que yo te lo hago "mayor"
25- Cosita necesito llave para mi candado
26- Rey si así esta el camino ya me imagino el carro
27- Mi rey, como caminan las tortugas? ... ...
Papacito, papacito.
28- Adentro la verdura y arriba tu figura...
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Martín Díaz
07-22-2003
04:42 PM ET (US)
Adivina quien???: Gracias por aparecer en el chat ya estaba muy aburrido, te mando unos chistes de los que te gustan.

Cerveza VS Vagina
 
Veamos el resultado de este encuentro único:
a.. Una cerveza esta siempre mojada. a la vagina hay que trabajarla, punto para la cerveza
b.. La cerveza sabe horrible si se sirve caliente. punto para la vagina
c.. Una cerveza helada te satisface, punto para la cerveza
d.. Si te encuentras un pelo en el diente cuando te tomas una cerveza puedes llegar a vomitar, punto para la vagina
e.. Si regresas a casa oliendo a cerveza, tu mujer puede enojarse y armártela de pedo. Si llegas a casa oliendo a vagina, tu mujer seguro se enoja y hasta puede dejarte. Puntuación par (depende del punto de vista)
f.. Diez cervezas en una noche y después no puedes manejar a casa. Diez vaginas en una noche y no hace falta manejar a ningún lado, punto para la vagina
g.. Si te tomas una cerveza en un lugar súper lleno es normal, si te comes una vagina en un lugar súper lleno te vuelves un mito, punto para la vagina
h.. Si un policía te siente olor a cerveza te puede arrestar, si el policía te siente olor a vagina. te invita una cerveza, punto para la vagina
 
i.. La cerveza entre mas vieja, mejor es, punto para la cerveza
j.. Muchas cervezas pueden hacerte ver ovnis, mucha vagina puede hacerte ver a Dios, punto para la vagina.
k.. Si te preguntas como será la próxima vagina eres normal. Si te preguntas como será la próxima cerveza eres un alcoholico. Punto para la vagina
l.. Arrancarle la etiqueta a una cerveza es divertido. Arrancarle los calzones a una vagina es mucho MUCHO mas divertido, punto para la vagina
m.. Por una cerveza pagas impuestos. Punto para la vagina
n.. Si te tomas otra cerveza, la primera no se enoja. Punto para la cerveza
o.. Puedes estar siempre seguro de que eres el primero en "destapar" una cerveza. Punto para la cerveza
p.. Si agitas una cerveza, después de un rato se calma sola. Punto para la cerveza
q.. Clara, oscura, en cualquier momento puedes escoger la cerveza que quieras.Punto para la cerveza.
r.. Una cerveza sabes exactamente cuanto te va a costar. punto para la cerveza
s.. La cerveza no tiene mamá. Punto para la cerveza.
t.. Puedes hacerlo si quieres, pero la cerveza no te pedirá que la abraces durante media hora después de haberla tomado. Punto para la cerveza.
PUNTUACIÓN FINAL: La cerveza (11) le gana a la vagina (10)
u.. Si eres una mujer o Adivina quien??? y en este momento te estas enojando, piensa que la cerveza no se enojaría por esta batalla.¡ Otro punto para la cerveza !
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Martín Díaz
07-22-2003
04:36 PM ET (US)
Adivina quien???:

ARDOR?????? Pnte vaselina para que no te arda.

jajajajajajajajajajajaja

Vales Verga.

jajajajajajajajajajajaja

Has visto a tu Mamá encuerada?......... Te vendo fotos.

Por que dices que soy infantil? Mejor infantil que infanticida ardido como tú.

Bye. Otro beso. Smack.
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Martín Díaz
07-22-2003
04:31 PM ET (US)
Adivina quien???:
Yo solo se que Dios es Frank Zappa.
Desde tu nombre es de Puto "Adivina quien???", de seguro le llegas a los niños por detras como buen padrecito hipocrita y depravado, les tapas los ojos y les dices Adivina quien???, antes de cogertelos.
Si Dios te escuchara ya te tendria chupandole la Verga. Defensor de los PUTOS. Te mando otro besito. Smack. Que Dios te meta el pito en la noche y que sueñes conmigo. Bye.
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Adivina quien???
07-22-2003
03:13 PM ET (US)
Bonita manera de referirse a las personas con quienes compartiste durante años en el americano, pinche puto... y sobre tus hijitas, no te preocupes, que no me van a extrañar por mucho tiempo. Dios? que sabes tu de Dios si ni si quiera respetas a tu projimo... a por cierto, tampoco soy Loya.... El para que sepas, no se merece la mierda que siempre le tiras, puñal.
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Martín Díaz
07-22-2003
02:56 PM ET (US)
Adivina quien???:

Muy buen ardor el que te cargas tu dices que no eres el puto de flores, entonces debes ser alguien más puto....
hay varias opciones:
Alex Loya
Eduardo Lozano
Michael Jackson
Lee Ramírez
Boy George
Alex McGrath
La verdad por más que intentes no me voy a emputar por un ardido que ni siquiera da su nombre real. Pero te mando un beso para que te acontentes. Smack.
Dios te ama tambien a tí. Hijo mio. Que el cancer que te carcome se te quite pronto. Mis hijas te mandan saludar. Ya te extrañan. Me las cuidas.
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Adivina quien???
07-22-2003
02:29 PM ET (US)
Pinche Martín, siempre tan elocuente, el puto... No soy Flores. Pero podrias metertelas por el culo. Puta que eres infantil!!! Como fue que tuvieron a tus hijas??? Estas seguro que son tuyas??? Pobrecitas... ves... no me dejas otra opción que hacerme cargo y pppprrrroootegerlllassssss, mmmmm...
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