My favorite is "What part of 'thou shalt not kill' don't you understand?"

Edited by author 09-13-2002 05:59 AM
http://www.ship-of-fools.com/Signs/ may be relevant to this. Or it may not. The last T-shirt at http://www.oysterband.co.uk/shopping.asp (image-laden, warning) also gets my vote. Thanks loads for the link; loved it.

Stefan, if you can find backers, I'll provide the copy.

You want banal? Reverend Fun is mind-numbingly bad. (Note the lame all-caps treatment they give their captions.)

Just wonderful. I'd love to see these on billboards.