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Orlando getting slum themepark

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TobiasPerson was signed in when posted
06-04-2003
09:04 AM ET (US)
 How do the rides look like? Do you get stuffed in a dustbin and rolled down some stairs.
Is some disease included in the entrance fee?

Honest - This is the most stupid thing I've seen for a long long time. With the american social system chances are quite high to expierence this as a real life thing for many so why spend money on the artificial ...
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Stefan JonesPerson was signed in when posted
06-03-2003
05:31 PM ET (US)
 Only if you pay extra for the "Dodge the Dump" ride, Eli.

I was going write something about this park only appealing to guilt-ridden lefties who can't imagine actually taking time off to relax and have fun somewhere, but I think it could also be made to appeal to obnoxious, triumphalist conservatives who want to show their kids what a society without a free market and good ol' fashioned Judeo-Christian values is like. (Sobbing girl: "Why don't their leaders give them tax cuts Daddy?" "Because they're evil sweetie. Evil, and they hate our freedom.")
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Eli the BeardedPerson was signed in when posted
06-03-2003
02:18 PM ET (US)
 agw (/m5) I usually use ^W these days.

I wonder if this theme park will use authentic "flying toilets".
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PI AdamsPerson was signed in when posted
06-03-2003
10:31 AM ET (US)
 A slum theme park? At least there won't be any long lines while waiting to get in.
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agwPerson was signed in when posted
06-03-2003
09:19 AM ET (US)
 Goodness, but its been a long time since I've seen a "^H" joke in the wild.
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Cory DoctorowPerson was signed in when posted
06-03-2003
09:03 AM ET (US)
 D'oh. The dateline confused me.
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Cowboy XPerson was signed in when posted
06-03-2003
07:01 AM ET (US)
 raise your hand if you thought that said "Orlando getting slut themepark"

email me if you'd like to invest
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Peter SeftonPerson was signed in when posted
06-03-2003
06:51 AM ET (US)
 This is the same idea as Dollywood, right? You can see young Dolly listening to stories from the bible while her momma sews the rags together, etc.
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senorPerson was signed in when posted
06-03-2003
04:55 AM ET (US)
...opening an unorthodox "theme park" at its world headquarters this week...

...The 6.5-acre village is adjacent to Habitat for Humanity's international headquarters in Americus, Georgia...

:)
Edited 06-03-2003 04:55 AM
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