"It's a Real file, so I can't play it under OS X"? What, OS X suddenly can't run Classic apps? I'm having no such problem. While RealPlayer is, as usual, a yucky hairball, it runs fine as a Classic app on my OS X machine.

Thanks for the kind words. It was an odd and unexpected experience, to say the least. They did a good job of editing fifteen minutes of blither into five minutes of simulated intelligence.