"I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons."

Wow. We're sorry for overestimating the Europeans for being able to fight liek they got a pair. Next time we'll take charge right off the bat and since we know what the fuck we're doing - oh wait! Thats what everyone is so peeved about!

Damn we just can't make anyone happy. Sucks to be the superpower. Okay, we'll step aside and the superpower next in line will take over - CHINA. I'm sure no one will have any gripes about their human rights record, occupyng of countries(Tibet?), attrocious environmental record, etc. etc.