>I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron
>but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any
>consolation, the fact that he's a moron
>shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all >it's not like you actually elected him.

We apologize for constantly bitching about our own moron PM while knowing if we had an electorial system like yours, he'd be gone.


>I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have >more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you
>lumber that's cheaper and
>better than your own.

We apologize for bragging about our third-world resource-based economy.


>I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I
>guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, >much, much better than yours.

We apologize for thinking everything's miraculously better after the '96 World Cup of Hockey and the 50-year Olympic-hockey-medal drought. Couldn't ever happen again. Nah.


>I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of >1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.

We apologize for confusing a sideshow skirmish for the real War of 1812 and claiming we won it.


>I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with >your beer but, we Feel your Pain.

We apologize for Blue, Canadian, 50, Export, Carlsberg and other Canadian bottled shite only slightly less bad than your own.


>I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're
>going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your
>friends by your side. I realize it
>took more than two years before you guys pitched in
>against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had >weapons.

We apologize for yet another inane reference to Hitler in the current war debate.


>And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're
>constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive
>way which is really a thinly
>veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over >this.

We apologize for yet another embarrassing manifestation of our inferiority complex.