The Web is great for that sort of thing, mrm.

No longer will boomers wonder if they're going mad when they recall things like Clutch Cargo (badly animated characters, with *real human lips* superimposed on their faces reading the lines).

Just last week I was trying to convince people I work with that there was a Hercules cartoon that was not the modern thing on TV now, nor the old B&W serial, but an honest-to-goodness poorly animated cartoon I watched daily. Now I have sarcastic proof - thank you.

It also reminded me how much I disliked that Newton character. Every kid in my neighborhood wanted to beat the little pecker up, what with his constant troubling cries of "Herc! Herc!".

It's that "Fire in every part" thing. Tewt has seen it all before. Helena, on the other hand...

The owner used the wrong Helena sticker on that page, making the effect all the more delightful.

http://www.harrumph.com/hercules/herc-5.html

Helena and Tewt look mighty interested in something
we can't see.

". . . so bad it hurts."

Ah, like when the theme song for H.R. Puff'n'stuff starts playing in your head.

n. whipflash - a flashback so bad it hurts

The Mighty Hercules

Hercules, hero of song and story.
Hercules, winner of ancient glory.
Fighting for the right,
Fighting with his might,
With the strength of ten, ordinary men.
 
Hercules, people are safe when near him.
Hercules, only the evil fear him.
Softness in his eyes,
Iron in his thighs,
Virtue in his heart,
Fire in every part,
Of the Mighty Hercules.

Aaaaah, the internet, purveyor of useless facts.
http://www.tvtunesonline.com/lyrics/toons.asp

AAAHHHH! THEME SONG FLASHBACK! Dragged from the mnemonic depths of a Boob Toob besotted tot-hood:

Hercules! Winner of ancient glory.
Hercules! Hero of song and story.
Fire in his eyes
Iron in his thighs [Ouch!]
(hhmmmmm, hhmmmmm, dah-dah! don't remember this bit!)
Mighty, Hercules!