Disney characters don't talk. Can you imagine it? "Hello, Ashley, come and sit here on Uncle Mickey's lap." Creepy.

"Necropolis" is a great word.

"Customize their experience" = obnoxious targeted marketing.

LAMPPOST: "I'm sure ASHLEY would love a ice-cold Coke about now!"

TABLE NAPKIN DISPENSER: "Wasn't that meal great, BOB AND MARIE? How about a special dessert from your good friends at Monsanto Confections?"

PILLOW IN CONTEMPORARY RESORT: "ashley . . . oh, ash-leeeee! when you wake up tomorrow, ask mommy to buy you some t-shirts."

Universal Florida's ET ride uses your name to say "goodbye," or so my wife says. I didn't hear it.

I actually thought Corey's excerpt was from the Forbes article, initially. I was thinking, "Wow, Forbes has gotten a lot more interesting...."