I am indeed clueless, Peter! I have tried in vain to compare our little tyrant to Stalin, and Hitler, or even this unfortunate fellow Sadaam, and I know that I must be a fool, for our little tyrant doesn't seem nearly as bad as those people. Surely I am missing something. But, as I am a fool, I can do nothing but dumbly wait for the full advent of the Bush-driven holocaust that so many intelligent people are assuring me is already happening.

It seems to me that he must work hard and fast to bring this about, however...he has only a few years left at most before, as I understand it, he must step down. But he is vicious, and ruthless! He must be, for so many intelligent people have told me so. Perhaps he will find a way to subvert that process, by declaring some kind of emergency to which sheep such as myself will silently assent. Perhaps that is his devious plan! But...how can this be, if he is as stupid as so many intelligent people have said? Perhaps he is not stupid...perhaps his cunning and craft is so deep, that he has hidden his true guile...perhaps our underestimation of him will be our undoing! That must be the case.

But, as I am so foolish, you must ignore me and my prattling. Surely, there are many others far wiser than I, who will stop this little tyrant before he can realize his overwhelming ambitions.