Edited by author 06-20-2003 03:32 PM
It still irks me no end that they got blue and green backwards. ROYGBIV! It's not a 'rainbow' it's a 'rainbwo'

Why even bother making a blue and green one?

I was unfortunate enough to attend a lecture given by this artist a few months ago... her opus is a fabrication of a store display selling caviar. Rather than caviar, however, the product is the artist's own eggs, actually avaliable for sale (at a rather high price) to the museum-going public. The audience (art-school seniors and professors, mostly) were also treated to a "making-of" video, which put yours truly off solid food for a week and made me very suspicious of my gynecologist.
And she's a terrible speaker, to boot.

$250? I could maybe $20 for the whole set.. Its plexiglass and cheap necklaces..

Edited by author 06-20-2003 04:50 PM
Here's a more affordable product!

This one's way funnier...

iblis }()+

Green is probably first because it means go, as in 'Go about your daily business!'

While $250 may seem steep, just remember that this is "Fine Art" and not "Cheap Jewelry"...

Z. (who thinks that this is neither "Fine Art" nor "Cheap")...

Edited by author 06-21-2003 02:21 PM
The corollary:
Benevolence Alert Necklaces:
Salmon—Simmer down
Peach—Lighten up
Azalea—Chill out
Honeydew—Relax
Aquamarine—Hang loose
Orchid —Let go
Plum—*sigh*

yeah, that's too rich for my blood.

Edited by author 06-21-2003 06:36 PM
S'funny, I had come up with the same "way funnier" idea....
http://kisrael.com/viewblog.cgi?date=2003.02.13

Eh, considering I stole it from Conan O'Brien, guess it's an obvious idea.

Might be a good time to market National Mood Rings. Right now, all you need is jet.