<<Most people who fail on the Psychic line fail because they have not read all the information or did not follow the instructions contained in the contract. This information has been put together to help you reach your goal as a Professional Psychic Reader>>

Could you imagine going to an interview and being asked why you left your last job and having to say that you failed to reach your goal as a Professional Psychic Reader? Anyone who actually took you seriously wouldn't be worth working for. Unless, maybe, it was a mystic coffee shop.

This line is NOT to be used for promoting evil.

Hee.

Edited by author 04-30-2002 12:29 PM
Actually most of the guidelines apply pretty well to everyday life:
"we do not talk to the dead, we let them rest in peace, never put callers on hold" etc.
The one that really gets me though is: do not pretend to know the future, isn't that what psychics DO?
http://216.239.33.100/search?q=cache:ZUC7o...l+dead+future&hl=en is the google cache where you will find such additional gems as "It's OK to say 'John, you come across as being very intelligent and also very self confident. Why are you calling the psychic line'?"