That's fucking low.

So low, I almost don't believe it... or it must have been a prank or something.

a confusing message. leads one to believe that their cloning candidacy was finally confirmed.

u r Fir3d! LOL

I'll have to remember that message for my next breakup :)

Sounds machine-written.

For greater versimilitude, use black text on a pink background for termination messages.

I was fired through Yahoo messenger. At least that involved human contact. This method seems a trifle less... classy.

I read about this. It was a firm of ambulance chasers. You know "Did you trip over the pavement because you were too fucking stupid to look where you were going? We can help you sue for shitloads of money"
Good riddance.