Actually, there's multi-Cory technology now. It is very secret, and they'll probably kill me. I was wandering the halls in San Jose at the last worldcon. Around the corner comes Cory, coffee like substance in hand. I wave, and then around another corner comes Cory, coffee like substance in hand. They look at each other, yell "Oh, Shit!" then ran away. Later, they denied everything, but I called Apple, and the "dude" apparently buys iBooks by the six pack.

Once they perfect the tech, they're going to go into full production. We'll have the CFF, headquarted in Coryfornia. Senators Doctorow and Doctorow will become legendary for their debates in the Congress. He'll be the pro, fan, and artist guest of honor at a Worldcon. He may well singlehandly consume the entire coffee crop of Columbia.