A majority of 'ordinances' deserve exploding, but I think 'ordnance' was the term intended here; however, note that both are capable of terrible destruction.

Just goes to show you how ingrained the initials "www" have become!

Nope -- I wrote that stuff in before DLHK was announced, but after the rumor of a Beijing park surfaced.

So Cory, was this the seed for Down& Out's Disneyland China then?

ITYM 'WWII'.