Finally!

Now where's my intra ship transport capability?

Where's my "Tea, Earl Grey (Hot)"

Without a flying car to use them in, these are just a sad tease.

Very cool functionality but this "badge" is as big as some cell phones. Bad labeling.

In the fantasy world, you use your comm badge to tell the transporter chief you're ready to beam up. In the real world, your boss keeps talking to you even when you're on the toilet.

shure, the usual do=ark side of the moo-n, whiners...
I suppose you'd like to throw a neutromatic cup about now, eh?