Hal is one of the immortals, in fact there should be a push to erect a series of giant megaliths all over the planet in the shape of his face so the entire universe can bear witness to his genius.

Even if it never happens, his "How To Be A SUPREME Weirdo" strip will live forever just the same.

iblis }()+

:) Wouldn't want to encourage that sort of thing but that was pretty damn funny Alex.
Slack!

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"It has devotees in cities all over the country."

Devotees in cities all over the *world*.

Melbourne .au calling in! World's Most Liveable City? BOBBYCOCK! Black is *ALWAYS* the New Black here, where every day is a FUNERAL for the PINKS. REPENT!

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The church of the Subgenius is a dada-esque fake cult? Hell. I want my dollar back.

praise bob! ieeeee!

You can see Hal perform at the Odeon every Wednesday at the Odeon Bar

This show is one of Hal's steady sources of income. He never has the right answer, just a good one. The more money you put in the question envelope, the better the answer gets.

Hal, K-Rob and Chicken John 9pm- Midnight "Who doth dare beseech me upon mine sacred throne of knowledge? Who scrapes away the lies of this world to see better that which I doth know and you dothn't?"

It is I, sire, humble patron of Odeon. I bequeath thee a modest ducket for quenching mine thirst, justly servicing mine query, fer tellin me whats up.

Our patron saint of trivial trivia, the good Honorable Doctor Reverend Howland Owll mentally benchpresses the questions of the Universe for your entertainment and self-empowerment.