The thing most people don't understand about canned dog meat juice tonic is that the salty beverage just makes you thirstier. You end up spending more and more on the dog juice when all you really need is an ice cold veal smoothie.

Dog-meat juice is also a perfectly acceptable sub for tomato juice in a bloody mary. I prefer a piece of jerky instead of celery as a garnish though. They say hair of the dog is the best hangover remedy......

I am happy to see that, as always, complete lack of understanding of foreign cultures is a two-way street.

If they're planning to serve it to soccar fans it had better have a decent alcohol content.

  
  
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