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A mysterious, mislaid barrel of pig semen surfaces in forest

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JIMWIChPerson was signed in when posted
05-05-2002
09:41 PM ET (US)
 Firemen see the world through a prism
A spectrum of life's realism
But fires and crime
Can't outdo the time
They found a barrel full of jism


Reports of crime and subterfuge
Can make media hype quite huge
But now it's gone feral
With talk of a barrel
Found brimming with pig (or goat) spooge!
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Stefan JonesPerson was signed in when posted
05-03-2002
05:18 PM ET (US)
 I was going to make a joke about McDonald's franchises suddenly running out of Secret Sauce, but . . .
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MrBaliHaiPerson was signed in when posted
05-03-2002
03:16 PM ET (US)
 I want to know how they disposed of it. Was Rod Stewart involved?
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chico haasPerson was signed in when posted
05-03-2002
02:02 PM ET (US)
 Ron Jeremy has just claimed ownership.
2
SongdogPerson was signed in when posted
05-03-2002
01:51 PM ET (US)
 But I hear OJ won't stop until he hunts down the monster that did this.
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erniePerson was signed in when posted
05-03-2002
01:25 PM ET (US)
 Aw, come on! I'm really getting sick and tired of all of these "barrel of animal semen left in forest" stories you hear all the time in the news nowadays. The first few times it happens it's news, I'll grant you that but the public has such a short attention span for these sorts of things and I for one concur!

There are much more important issues such as the horrid working conditions those factories that make those laser-etched shaped meat-product patties!
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