No, that puts you in a little coolness garret of your own. I think the only way to escape cool is to age. Hmm, considering some rock stars even that is no protection.
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ernie
12-04-2002
06:06 PM ET (US)
There is if you sport highwater pants, a chili-bowl haircut and a ghostbusters shirt!
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Stefan Jones
12-04-2002
05:43 PM ET (US)
Is there any escape . . . from cool?
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Joey deVilla
12-04-2002
02:58 PM ET (US)
But Stefan, that would turn you into Enid from "Ghost World", which would make you cool.
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Stefan Jones
12-04-2002
12:47 PM ET (US)
The only solution is to STOP BEING COOL, KIDS!
Wear clothes from K-Mart, use pay phones, and keep your journal in a marble-cover composition book that has no stickers on the cover. Then you'll be safe. Trust me, I know.