I have the feeling that y'all taking this a little too serious.
How about just teasing someone a little because he or she or it is too tight?
Who cares if can take pictures in Starbucks or not?
Let's have some fun and spook those corporate f***ers a little.
I want to see a Starbucks manager demanding to hand over my camera to him or her. I don't know about you but I certainly won't. And if they want to have me arrested at least I'll have a good story to write about.