I think the imitators are missing the point. Not sexy. Not even close.

Silly is the point, not sexy.

If we wanted sexy, we would've spanked ourselves with macroeconomics texts.

I've got a digital camera, and no shortage of Java and JavaScript books. Now I just need to find someone to spank. "Oh, Honey..."

Cory, rather than use your out-of-date Hypercard books, perhaps you could photograph yourself being spanked with O'Reilly's upcoming book, Essential Blogging.

(Cory wrote chapter 1.)

In fact, get all the authors and editors in a spanky shot. I think it would be pretty cool for them to flog the book and flog themselves at the same time.

But Blogging is not a *language* -- it'd be off-theme. SteveJ could print out a whack of e-lang docs and get Stacey to spank him!

You act as if two bored looking chicks is sexier than it is depressing.