Uhhh, any comment on Minority Report, the science fiction movie? I understand that's your field..

I'm worried about you, Cory.

Radon gas detectors are so comparatively inexpensive for the protection they offer in the long run, Cory.

If Scooby had been neutered, or better yet put to sleep, we would never have had to worry about Scrappy in the first place.

The very last few shots in Minority Report could have been handled better, but overall, it kicked ass. Most consistent, intelligent conception and realization of the near future I've ever scene.

speaking of smaller sidekicks, does anyone remember godzookie? nobody seems to recall that except for me.

Scoff all you like, scoffers. That movie kicked ass.

Godzookie -- Godzilla's son -- will live in infamy as perhaps the most ill-conceived of all the kid-characters from Saturday Morning Cartoons.

Cory, first you tell me that the Celine Dion CD won't play on a mac, now you tell me that the Scooby Doo movie rox. You're fast becoming my number one source for information about things that there's no way in hell I'd ever find out on my own. Please let me know when you'll have a report in on the following:

1) Getting kicked in the nuts repeatedly by the captain of the Brazillian World Cup team

2) The exact feeling of rubbing Tabasco sauce on the insides of your eyelids

3) A romantic evening with Mike Tyson

There's something just wrong about Velma being a fox.

1. Where is Fred's ascot?
2. Velma has always been a fox.
3. I wasn't going to see this but now I suppose I'll catch a matinee.