This makes perfect sense, but MAN, the fun a parodist could have: Recruitment posters, uniforms, gripping and gritty movies about life in the corps . . .

When you think about it, a bit of irony may be what's called for in recruitment materials. Picture guys in fatigues embroidered to look like IC tracings, with cans of compressed air on their belts and a Datavac cradled in their arms.

Training sessions that involve repelling down walls using a spool of CAT 5 cable, crimping on a RJ-45 connector blindfolded . . .

Be a Server.