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07-30-2001 02:37 PM ET (US)
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Edited by author 07-30-2001 02:49 PM
Sounds like a good comic book superhero Origin Story.
I wonder if the unwitting consumers will get Super Vision or Pig Powers.
I like the bit about spray painting euthanized GM animals. Will the lab guys come up with their own "tags," or will there be an official stencil? (Wow, great opportunity for a design contest!)
Future Eyewitness News reports:
* GM-marked carcasses turn up in shady ethnic butcher shops. ("Ay, what is the problem? Two heads, twice the brains, twice the cheeks!")
* PETA raids pastures and feed lots, spray paint "GM ANIMAL - DO NOT EAT" on hundreds of ordinary beef cattle.
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