Dear Mr. Blowfish:

I find your oppressive domination of the weather to be unacceptable. The idea of the National Weather Service with an Army of Evil is just unacceptable. Please stand by while a corduroy ninja squad is dispatched to your location. Thank you, have a nice day.

--Mike
With a ghostly fwip fwip fwip and a spray of blood, the corduroy ninja claims another victim.