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| Zefiel
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11-06-2009 10:36 PM ET (US)
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Ew, Mouse.
I do know what's with that search string though. It's a riddle, but it's been so long since I heard it, I googled it. And found it with the simple string: "Riddle 3 people hotel bellboy" (which granted, could've produced porn results)
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Hotel Bill
Three people check into a hotel. They pay $30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager finds out that the room rate is $25 and gives the bellboy $5 to return to the guests. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that $5 would be difficult to split among three people so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each person. Now each person paid $10 and got back $1. So they paid $9 each, totaling $27. The bellboy has another $2, adding up to $29. Where is the remaining dollar? |  | |
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| Bill the Splut
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11-06-2009 07:32 PM ET (US)
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Zef:
We have to pay a deposit of 5 cents on every carbonated beverage. Last month, this got changed so that we have to pay a nickel on bottled water, too--but still not iced tea, or alcoholic ciders, or...AHH, it's so confusing. We have that "The manufacturer really wants the bottle back!" thing that you have, on really the big, half-gallon bottles, and then the deposit is $1.50. It's good for the environment when people take their smelly, rank, even sometimes crawling-with-insects bottles back. But not for the guy who has to handle them! I did tell you all about the bottle someone returned to make sure that they got their fucking nickel back on, the one that included the rotting, moldy corpse of a mouse?
Lils: Thanks! I haven't read the interview with Brain One yet, but I will do so over the weekend!
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| Liliana von Kalashnikov
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11-06-2009 09:52 AM ET (US)
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Zefster, it costs about $3 to rent a movie, the last time I checked. Of course cos I shell out $24.95 per month for my Netflix subscription, that might have changed in the interim. Here in CA we have a redemption value tax built-in with all recyclable bottles and cans. Although it's a few years old, a friend at Twitter just passed along this article, so I thought I should do the same for my favorite Enophile. (The interview itself is great, though the intro made me go, "Jeezy creezy, and I thought that I was a wordy-ass writer? Get to the fucking point already!").
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| Zefiel
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11-06-2009 01:34 AM ET (US)
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Wait wait, so what's this deposit thing? Here I have to leave a buck if i want to buy beer in a quart+ glass bottle, but otherwise there is no such thing. After I leave the buck, I can either give them back the bottle and get my buck back, or keep it and give it to them whenever i buy a new beer.
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11-04-2009 10:20 PM ET (US)
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Both. I've added bunny ears and a fluffy tail to my Frank N. Furter costume.
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| Bill the Splut
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11-04-2009 03:45 PM ET (US)
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For a homophobe, he sure draws the gayest shit imaginable. Look, that one guy's "blowing" that other guy!
So, Negs...you're going to your GYN dressed as a Playboy bunny? Or as a man?
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| Negaduck9
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11-04-2009 03:23 PM ET (US)
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Got some classic DVK for ya: Lola Dress up 2 of 4This one is especially timely for me, as I have an appointment with my GYN tomorrow.
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Zefiel
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11-02-2009 10:10 PM ET (US)
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All I can think of to get movies (in the realm of 'legality' of course) is blockbuster. How much do you pay for a blockbuster rent in the first world? I have to pay $2 on sale days for a rent, or $3 on a weekend.
Also this is just a personal pet peeve of mine, but it seems 90% of mexican movies (outside of the mainstream, of course, which is all romantic wacky comedies with a dash of sexy salsa) are about 'the issues', which is well and good, it calls attention to them, but in the end a movie's not going to change the world (did Gore's do anything tangible?) and I'd rather see that effort pushed into more artful things, fantasy or whatever. It's well and good to call attention to the issues, but what's the point of improving the issues if there's nothing better to look at on the other side (i.e. Imagination and such)
Sorry for the rambling, I'm just hella coming down from a night of partyin'
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| Bill the Splut
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11-02-2009 08:44 PM ET (US)
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What? You can't get Mexican movies in Mexico?! GET A BETTER BURRO! Strap rockets to it or something.
Yeah, it is the news. That's what makes it great: it's the news, if you add 10 or 20 years. I work with people (aka: assholes) who would see that armed wall and nod, "But it would keep us SAFE! From the illegal MEXICANS! And, FUCK, did you see how much LETTUCE costs now?! WHY ISN'T IT CHEAPER?!?!"
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Zefiel
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11-02-2009 05:56 PM ET (US)
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I would if I had anything like netflix! The burro that comes every third day carrying titles from the border never has anything more recent than 2007.
I'd absolutely rent this last reviewed movie, too, but I kinda get enough of that in the news as it is.
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10-26-2009 01:29 PM ET (US)
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Huh, I hadn't thought of the documentary aspect. I will guiltily admit that, I liked it on the big screen a ton more because, being made by the team that *almost* made the Halo movie, the action is top notch, and as a plus there are a couple references that bring a smile to this gaming nerd's face.
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Ernst Bitterman
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10-26-2009 08:05 AM ET (US)
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The semi-documentary style of it should work pretty well on the small screen, but I will join the legions of see-it-sayers.
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| Bill the Splut
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10-24-2009 09:42 PM ET (US)
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you need to stop whatever is it you're doing and go watch Sector 9
They did a sequel to District 9 already?! ;)
I''m waiting for the DVD, but the reviews were universally awesome.
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10-24-2009 09:10 PM ET (US)
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Edited by author 10-24-2009 10:20 PM
EDIT: Noooo, oh hell. i meant *District* 9. Sector 9 was the title here and i assumed they hadn't translated it.Shows how well my mind works when sober.
And, hell no, it might not be as graphically pretty as Speed Racer, or as full of detail as the anime Metropolis, but it's effin' rockin' to watch in the big screen. I liked the loud audio, at least.
If you love Sci-fi and hate racism, you need to stop whatever is it you're doing and go watch Sector 9, like right the hell now.
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| Kirk
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10-23-2009 12:08 PM ET (US)
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For what it is, which is terrible, it's absolutely great! Seriously.
Also my girlfriend has a visceral, gut reaction to the realistically rendered giant robots. Like, maybe not quite bad enough to be whatever the robo-equivalent of "furry" is, but...
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Ernst Bitterman
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10-23-2009 08:08 AM ET (US)
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The local radio movie reviewer said of the latest Transformers that he would have rated it much lower, except for all the running in a tight t-shirt the leading chippie did. As it was, he shared Kirk's opinion, and wondered aloud what happened to his brain.
I've committed to never pay money to see one of those kind of films again, so I'll just have to wait for the DVD to come available at the public library, the way I did with the first one (which was sort of not HORRIBLE until the robots started talking).
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