A wee Joke by: Slattery88, (I hope his neck isn't sore)


A real story of a Man standing in a queue in Tesco's.........

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because
I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward
with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with
Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete
so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly
a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no,
it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.

 Aberdonian guy walkin along the beach,finds a crutch in perfect condition.
 So he took it home and broke his wife,s leg!!!

  I am looking to contact my old mate,Bobby McKean,I have not seen or
  heard off Bobby since I left the Bn in Osnabruck in 1978. When I was at
  the Aden VETS re-union in Stirling another old mate told me that he saw
  Bobby who was working as a cleaner in the library in Lennoxtown, I have
  also wrote to his last known address in Torrance to no avail,if anyone
  knows if he has moved from Torrance please post his known address so
  that I can get back in contact with Bobby.

7 Englishmen and 1 irishman in a rape line up,The victim walks in,paddy steps forward and shouts "Thats her".....lol

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