Hello there,

I was wondering if you can satisfy a woman with a smaller than average man bat? I am worried that girls might hop off in disgust?

From a very concerned individual

They won't hop off in disgust BlueArmy. They're just as self-conscious as you are about their breasts or bum. To coin an old cliche 'it's not how big it is it's what you do with it that counts' and this really is good advice. However, first of all try not to think about it. The chances are if you're permanently thinking about your 'man bat' as you put it, you'll lose 'hardness.' As with impotence, the key is to just go with the flow and not put yourself under pressure. If you can do that you'll be half way there.

If you're still concerned though there are some other things to bear in mind. Firstly, girls don't love massive 'man bats.' Average sized willies do the trick for most so if your weighing in at 4.5 to 6 inches you'll be OK. If you're not there's still no need to panic because every girl has different statistics as well in terms of depth and how comfortable penetration is for them. Some girls struggle to climax during intercourse and this normally has nothing to do with their partners willy size. At the end of the day if you meet the right girl it will be how big your heart is and not your willy which will win her over.

If this hasn't answered your question BlueArmy and you're still concerned then you can train yourself in other departments. A good lover doesn't just use his willy so work on clitoral stimulation and oral sex - Yakubu might not be a 30 goals a season man but he holds the ball up and feeds other players and that's often what leads to victory. You can also train the muscles that are responsible for keeping yourself hard by becoming erect, straining, holding and relaxing 30 - 40 times a day. Although I wouldn't try this down your local gym.

You also might want to look into your diet and smoking cannabis has been linked with shrinkage of the penis - however both of these things need a little research so check my Tips page out before the end of the month and I'll make sure I've added something a little more in depth. I hope this helps and trust me when I say BlueArmy having a less than large willy really doesn't effect your love life, I've done perfectly fine and my nickname at University was 'Mushroom Dick' for heaven's sake...maybe that's too much information for a Thursday lunch time. Ah well, nevermind.

Hi Gareth - what a fantastic site! It's great to see someone tackling so many sticky issues head-on.

I was wondering if you could do something on chat-up lines. Like many 21st century boys I seem to have trouble hitting the right note. I realised a while ago that 'Do you come here often?' just wasn't up to scratch, but when I try to introduce a more imaginative or comic touch the results seem even worse.

The last one I tried was 'Do you like cycling? How about sitting on my face and peddling my ears?' I'd been saving this up for a while and thought I'd found the right girl to try it on. Unfortunately, it was in a crowded pub and I had to shout it a couple of times, and when she did finally figure it out she just stared at me like I'd crawled from under a slime-encrusted stone.

What am I doing wrong?

Well first of all I wouldn't be using the cycling one...that just sounds odd if you ask me. Those kind of chat up lines go in the pigeon hole marked 'funny with your friends: not to be used in public.' There's a myth that girls want to laugh and then they'll more than happily talk to you but they have to laugh with you not at you. They're not going to find you attractive if the first image they think of is them sat on your face.

It sounds old fashioned, and that's because it is, but girl's just want to be talked to like they're human. Not some mysterious race made of diamonds. Being yourself is the key and I appreciate that for many men that's where they struggle. Here's my advice. First of all you need to relax. Build your confidence up before you go over to the girl of your choice. Tell your friends you're thinking about it and they will jeer you until you actually do it. This is a good way to ensure you actually approach her. Secondly, smile. It's all about the smile. Don't approach a girl looking nervous or they'll think you have no confidence and we all know that's not attractive.

When it comes to talking I think the most crucial thing to remember is to be real. By 'real' I mean don't lie or cater to their personality. If she wants to talk at you and you're finding her annoying don't think you have to mould around her. The girls you're likely to take home, or better still, form a relationship with will talk with you rather than at you. The first line should be simple. I often look for a talking point. If they have a certain colour dress on, if they're friends are really loud, if the band playing in the background is dreadful. All these things tie the two of you together so that you instantly have something in common. Complimenting her also won't go a miss; girls love to be pampered so get pampering.

Girls can be a tough nut to crack but once you get use to chatting up two or three girls every time you go out with your mates a few months down the line I can guarantee you'll have a new phone number in your mobile. Getting use to talking to girls is the key. If you can normalise the experience before you know it you'll be walking over to any girl you like the look of, confidently nonchalant about rejection...and that Shyboy, is when you'll meet her. The girl of your dreams. Girls can smell nerves and desperation a mile off, it's worse than Lynx. So get chatting and soon the sound of wedding bells will be ringing about your ears...or maybe just the doorbell to start with.

Good luck mate.

Wimps !

if you cant undo a bra strap with one hand from OUTSIDE the blouse/dress/top whilst at the same time giving great tongue and gently caressing the right breast )or left if you're left handed) then what good ARE you !

All it taks is a simple pinch of the thumb and forefinger. For gods sake -I learned that when I was fifteen !

Edited by author 08-13-2008 07:30 AM
21st century boy...?
anyone who seriously needs those tips are clueless and need their nuts lopped off :D

its too late in life for you.

Your blog is interesting!
 
Keep up the good work!

i sometimes worry about the size of my manhood and used to feel inferior but after getting married i am now comfortable with it.

Edited by author 08-20-2008 01:04 PM
can anyone recommend a decent razor. i don't have that much to spend. i'm from the uk.

thanks in advance,
simon

when shaving always go from top to bottom to follow the hair folicles?

My dad taught me to change a tyre when I was 15 and I'm a girl!!! I also know how to check the oil and other various car fluids and change a battery.
I think dad wanted a son and not just 3 daughters...

PS: - GREAT SITE!!

hey gareth
good work on the site mate
some very inporant tips i think you might have missed in the TIPs section are:

"how do you tell if a girl is into you"
"how to pretend you know about a certain sport when you know absoulty nothing"
"how to invite a girl to sexual activity(ask if she wants to hook up)"

thanks :)

I read about this site in yesterday in the Brisbane (Australia) newspaper. I'm going to give all the men I know this site to investigate. Thank you. May it help create more confident men. Good work on the undoing a bra, slow dance & massage tips. You got it sooo right.

Here in Australia we spell "shammy" the correct way ie chamois. Maybe you should learn to spell. Funny site.

How i may contact admin this site? I have a question.
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