Oops, I missed the Goodlow bio.

You wouldn't do it if the mike looked like a penis, ew.

WHAT THE FUCK.
Yeah, wait'll ED gets to that pic. I thought it was Jim next to a tiny steering wheel.
What does the next paragraph say? "In Espir3"? Oh, wait, it's titled "SPIR." So, In [Scar.PI.Redux] as well as any series of TV, Jim will narrate...
WHAT THE FUCK. He thinks there's going to be a Scar TV show! He does, he does! Well, didn't The Sopranos start as a Lulu download, too?

If there were any signals he gave people about whatever or not he was gay, he didn't know about it. In fact, he wasn't even aware of his orientation until his late teenaged years, when he discovered it himself. His family seemed to figure it out long before Jim realized it himself, but they're grateful over Jim's non-flamboyant attitude over his decision.

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WHAAAAAT THE FUUUUCKK!!!!!! He didn't know he was gay? But his family had some superpowered gaydar? About how many thousands of times has Davey whined about kids in school calling him a fag? Isn't he saying here that, yes, you can be gay without you knowing it when everyone else does? He seems to be researching this by using his time-honored method of "reaching way up my ass and pulling something out."