As the brilliant musician you are, I thought to write you a song for your birthday. Now, I hope you'll be kind, as I am new at this, but I think I've caught something here that could really catch on as a "birthday song."

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Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy birthday and fear clo-o-owns!
Happy birthday J. Crew.

Who told you I'm short?
Who told you I'm short?...
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Anyway, that's all I have right now. Who knows, maybe I'll change some of the words. I think it'll be a hit though.

Have a good one.

Keith P.