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Testing testing

all missions have been delivered we await completion

How does one join this elite organisation?

Fridge is a goog idea

Have decided Tim should be now known as Kato tim as he tried to kill me last year with little sucess

Nuts,
Mission acomplished, Fridge/freezer sorted so we can have ice packs available for my next assasination attempt.
Sleep with one eye open!!

I have put the link on the front page of www.forestrow.com to make it easier for those who do not use computers much. well done Kato, will pass message on through grape vine.

i want to shop,dicky is only 5ft 6"

we love richard he found the meaning to hot water

farmer where is our table i feel a feast coming on

dear kato how do you power fridge?

love the site ian

do you think winky will ever use the site?

Winky here ! Or is it the Pimpernel ? I have unilateraly banned family life from following us to the theatre of conflict until Thursday when we will use them as a decoy if we haven't won yet.

my god winky is air borne, long live the winky.

Tally Ho ...!

If Tim is Kato, who is Clueseau and who is Draifus ? Who hasn't got a Knick name ?

reilly is the new no clueseau

must get chefs uniforms from cash and carry, do we need anything else while I am going?...........

Fridge powered by electricity through three pin plug thing attached to said appliance by cable, nice. Farmer hasn't started on table yet something to do with having to spend too much time with women!!
Who the hell is Winky?

It is I !

Hello 'I', and comrades, farmer is sitting next to me and sais your all gay, he has got more important things to do with chicks than build tables. Where is 'no clueseau' when you need him?

get that bloody table done

More hands make less work.....lets find some hands!

table is underway my men

Edited by author 06-01-2007 09:37 AM
ive orderd my wife to stay away past thursday winki do dancing girls count

Stand by your beds Field Marshal has spoken......

We need to get JC our Lord online,.....um

A serious note do you need any help over the weekend?......Inspector

andy BT Vision uses Microsoft software not .... .....

timber for table ordered ,and for my sentry box ,have also purchased the brazier after hours camp fire where all the worlds problems can be discussed hopefully with beers ! whats been planned for the dancing girls ,is its winkeys dept ????????? kato still thinks your gay!!!!

i may explode at any moment

deleted by author.um/ sounds fishy......meanwhile, I have a very large American USA Flag from World War two..do you fink the wing commander could lay his hands on a pole, tree or the like so it can fly above our base? good idea or not.......guests can then see where we are...........once in we can strip search them and Andy can interrogate them using techniques he has gathered from all those ............gone mad.............

Flag good idea although from memory every other clown has got one so we would need to get her up high. Has Field Marshal plugged that fridge in yet to see if its worked??
Police tape on order although no one ever takes any notice of it.

what about a german flag as well ,no one ever takes any notice of police full stop ,will plug said fridge in tomorrow and report ,timber has arrived and carpenter booked for next week as on holiday this week!!! and thats all ive got to say for now

flag is from aircraft carrier so it is not the normal size, available if needed.bonjour

long live the table.hurah hurah

no one cares i blow up now there is only one god his name is beer

i hate you limies you suck long live usa

bud camel identify your self, advance one and be recognised...........

achtung actung , du wilst alles kaput, und de reich will dominaten ya

soft facist poofs, all you should need for communist camping is a plank of wood and a bucket !

do you like my tits

when is our next meal

you cant still be hungry ?? you ate well at hockey ball !!!!!

Ian, do you have the aircraft carrier to go with the flag? cos that could really good on our pitch !

anyone seen reilly

35 days boys get your livers and wallets ready

im so bloody excited

got you all a presant to kill your livers

small thing lads, katy price, how did this pass.I beleive protocol says any new agents, should be proposed by the comitee..........also am looking for a rather large machine gun to shoot kato..has to be bigger than the 50 cal he got me with l;ast year.i hear the Huee in Nam had a gettling gun, am willing to buy.

As Katy Price has two weapons of mass distraction she will be welcome on my part as it woulod be great display (er that soundsa bit... never mind), if you bring something special to the table then fine your in ! Leave it at the table then leave... of course in Katy's case she can't really leave if the WMD's are to be left at the table... know what i mean !

I assume that no clueseau hasn't got a 'one shot one kill' policy the way he's banging on, I can see we might need more plasters. I think Stalin would be an asset to our team, I don't recall seeing a plank of wood or a bucket last year, they might come in handy!!

34 and counting

Dear no clueseau ,as field marshal i can vauch for kato,s accuracy with a weapon be it large or small !!if i was you i would have the ambulance up armoured ,and pray for o miracle. chief carpenter is at restlands next wk re large table and sentry box,do you think we need planning permission for the table? kato,s electric fridge is working well ,i think the beers will be cold.

Hi ,have jc with me , we can expect a message soon !"!!!!!!!!!!

shall we kidnap jc

when do we put the tents up sat or sun.

 New hot water system in place new 55l fridge on way

what about using paper plates so negating the washing up?

Hi Tim thanks for the message re friday night dancing, two for me kind regards

why not go over saturday and start early i am game and will probably stay there is you want?/ or perhaps you need me for convoy......convoy is good

another deleted message, well i pushed the wrong button!!anyway to kidnap JC i think is a good idea,how about the capture Wed morn and release him Fri morn that would give him 2 days and 2 nights,hopfully we can get him pissed 2 nights in a row !the field marshal thought the tents where being put up on the sat and he is never wrong,

sat erection is allways good

any erection I class as a result !

what day do we all take to canvas ?

monday as the sparrow has farted,the convoy has started,a little longer this year i fear,more to brake down more to go wrong,this journey could take long,so maybe we should leave before that fucking sparrow wakes up.

cool idea, what about getting it already the week before, as every year the early start means, it never happens. Say saturday or sunday before, vehicle check, getting petrol ect? all are not required as work prevails, so if we need hand on, just put a chit in on the board........

I say chaps, who's for setting of tommorrow morning, just to be on the safe side..

winki and i are overhauling trucks next week we have no excuses not to be at camp by 5 am, will your ambulance need a toe ian?

am with andy as i write and thought i would just say hi and i am in need of good shag

Edited by author 06-16-2007 08:04 AM
just to remind you all the proms eve at bordehill with the spitfire is sat the 4th of aug , are we all going to go ? dont know wether we will have to pay for the tickets or not ?

ambulance is ok, going away for a few days, all sorted appreciate.......better take some chains and rope just incase though.any joy on the heavy duty batteries to replace the ones in the dodge ...........

Edited by author 06-16-2007 01:13 PM
ha ha. the boy zone has been gate crashed. how many days til beltring then? looking forward to shopping x

by the way, reilly is to have his hard hat glued to his head at all times whilst in the vicinity of any vehicles or Kato. contrary to popular belief, the ambulance was not acquired in order to effect more speedy access to the first aid tent.

ive just got a tom tom so we can find the fasted route to the first aid tent for any where on beltring just for ian.

Hi there all... need all reg numbers of vehicles to be booked in.... That would be you mr dodge ! and any support vehicles you want to bring in.. oh and some money please MV's £25 each and support cars £30... will be sending in application this week !

Just think,.... A whole week in which to discuss vehicle serial numbers and Part numbers... the various merits of Mk 5 versus Mk 6 saracen, which is better the Ford or the Willys.... Ah pure bliss.... What is the difference between a Roll Royce B80 and the B81.....


Mouth watering stuff.....

spooky on reg.com and seeing how much a NAM plate is........not as much as one thinks........

dodge is XSU815, no support vehicles as mrs reilly will be a driver this year.....and dog, money no problem let us know when you are passing, better still will get julie to drop in at big house .

Hi Kato``` 2 tickets for jive aces please if not too late..

Ahaaaa !! so this is where cunning plans develop ,my curiosity has got the better of me over my hate 4 PC's (thats not you Tim ), breathed life into my largest toy today ,have the exciting task of tweaking 160 nipples and robbing a bank for 300 litres of motion potion !! . in a most ghost toast mood so off to SEEK ALE

GOOD LORD !

broken 30 day mark

mr tim would you like some money upfront for the friday night gig, as you seem to be financing the operation regards ?

achtung achtung ,sentry box is made ,just got to get a painter and decorater to do paint scheme typical german over engineered even for there sentry boxes.dining table should be built next week (will be)

BREAKING NEWS hope to have some exiciting news to tell you all if my luck holds out on wed eve !!!!!!

your lucks in mr marshal, cant wait till wed, will bring condoms see you in arranged car park,god i love limies.........

amazing how chat rooms bring people together

hi troops, reminder, are we all available for the next meeting me finks it was 28th , does that ring any bells. If so can you state your availability and what monies we should bring etc. also where i assume the same venue, and have we booked a table...........

no table is booked as yet,do you fancy a barbee at Restlands and i dont meen a doll

Cant wait for FM's riviting news,remember its not just your luck that has to hold out!! a true boy scout can always use his sock and a bicycle clip ,if seconds are on offer!!.

what sort of sock would you recommend ? i ashume team comber is talking from experience !times have moved on

was the FM right in thinking ian that your ambulance is booked in soon for protective armour plate to be fitted in readyness for Kato.

28th sounds good b b q love it team talk,brainstorming,power meetings, bring it on, seek ale

yes Dodge will be getting Hue base plate for arse protection, booked in for therapy next week///

andy need to remind big tom, if you see him, dont hing he uses a computer.......

ian, can the field marshall borrow your arse protection ,bud wants his butt

it all depends if budd is good looking.

the Field Marshal would like to share with his fellow comrades some very good news that he has been able to capture a intact SHERMAN TANK for the entire duration of military manovers at beltring . i think that should give me enough ass protection ,and quite a good chat up line for the laddies(have you seen how big my barrel is ). the vehicle line up just gets better ,end of dispatch. PS just going on 2nd date with nurse.

i am not a fucking nurse

Seems allot has happened in this chat room since I have been on tour. You will all be glad to know that I can put a 5" group down in an full value force 10 to 12 wind at 500 metres, its something that might come in handy one day. If your that interested I will explain POI, MOA and MPI over a beer soon. Who the hell is Bud washington and where is this car park so I can get the surveillance boys down there for some evidence gathering. Numbers for friday night knees up are in and tickets are on order, i will collect the money at the show. Hope to see you all on the 28th.

shall i assume that the 28th is sorted then for Restlands ? i will make trip to abattoir for chunks of flesh for grilling .

Edited by author 06-21-2007 06:19 AM
Has the Field Marshall turned or is he just a lousy speller? ("and quite a good chat up line for the laddies")

stood up by a fucking limey!!!!!!!!!!!need to sort you out

Edited by author 06-21-2007 01:21 PM
judging by your poor attendence for the last two world wars i expect mr marshal was there on time and you were fucking late!!!!!!!!!!!!!!old boy

late...we saved your arses pal..if it wasent for us you would be speaking german

its all arses with you mate you poof...

whats a poof

kings english mate you twat (look that one up ) why do yank and wank rhyme?? fag ring any bells

would andy come to the diary room please

yes big brother

at 6.15 you had a conversation with bud, to which you referd to him as a poof, big brother will not tolerate homerphobic people in the house do you have anything to say.

how do you spell homerphobic and can i have another beer

found you, think bud needs a slap

could you all let me know who`s comming for food on thur 28th,please

and by the way ,buds not invited.

I'm so proud of you Field, it's about time you stood up to bud, he isn't half the man you are !

sounds like thease boys are having a party ,i dont need a invite mr marshal i know where you live . my brother hank is a sniper in iraq, 7 confermed kills 3 of which were insurgents 1 goat and 3 friendlies , thats the way to shoot bring it on kato whats your kill rate,next time your in the car park bushes watching us come out ,bring your pee shooter with you,time you face up to your sexuallity lover boy.....

Kato how exciting, I think we must have met in those bushes at the car park! the "Survelance Boys" are quite something they seem ready for anything, such imagination... I just love those uniforms ! will you be wearing yours on the 28th ? I can hardly wait !

Enough of this you weirdo's.... let's talk about Beltring...

well said winky.

Just doing odds and sods, thought it would be prudent to either update the communication system, saw a set of pro motorola radios for "cheap as chips" on ebay, missed it though. The plan was either to get a set of new ones, evry one can have their own so to speak, or add to the existing communication net work. What are the make we use, might be able to broker a good deal regards THE FUZZ

Motorolla Talkabout, Digital

Motorola Talkabout T5622 would that be the one?

Dodge in garage for check over,

helo boys, i see your site and you talk guns and good times. and do you like women? in ukraine we not have such a thing can we come visit?

all young ,firm and supple women most welcome especially from conquered lands far away

hello mr marshall you are the boss isee we come visit you me and sistr ok..

Yar yar sat iss goode

Listen Up troops
We can purchase from Witham (which does mean some poor bastard will have to drive up to grantham to pick it up) an ex army water bowser 100 gallonish , it comes in a sankey trailer whith round eye tow hitch, ideal for andy's lightweight. for the sum of £450 if split 4 ways this is not unreasonable... we would never need to fill up a jerry can with water again.... that is about 25 jerry cans... which is about 6 trips to get water....

spolended idwer mattie waas it geadbn on my livbetweaghtr

i,m in when do you need the readies......

Oh Richard/Andy got you one of those trickle chargers, if you like I can gert more.be here this week

lovwe yopu reills

Hey Anders did you know that your spelling is really coming along..

fucbnkimnfg sppped tyhdpsimng yfou ttwat

The field marshal would like it to be known that there are only 14 days to go until we are at beltring, and only 12 days until we put the tents up,also just to say how much i enjoyed thur eve with in the company of all my close friends,over and out.

A good evening was had by all, the drive was brilliant, the cooking superb and the porn............

Here Here, well done Adrian,,,, Hurah

Dont take the piss Mr Winky !!!

No Piss taken sir !

Field marshall, just working out dosh, how much for table, fridge and anything else regards ian

8 days till tents go up

Have spoken to Don at superloo and toilet is organised ,its the same arrangement as last yr.GMC just been through jim dennes workshop ,he rekones it will be the fasted GMC this side of Nutley !!!!!,and it now starts hot or cold or so ive been told.been chasing jc,s storeman for costing of wood re giant table structure, might be safer to give J C £150 on account to cover expected bill. Bog £60 notes

dodge back from jims also, have converted electrical plug system to standard, pugs were £43 each. So i have kept the five that were working for stores, i assume they are 24v? exhaust has been welded and she runs very well........very happy

Have new toy to take to Beltring,, A 1943 german army amunion trailer, Horse drawn, people drawn or behing a Ketenkrad... Perfect to wind up the re enactors !

Amunion should read Amunition.... Sorry

its 5 past midnight tue morning , spoke to andy ellis yesterday (mon) and he surgested that we put tents up earlier than sat as going to get very busy as is 25th anv show , any thoughts ? only 6 days till we are there to stay ,im now going to bed.

could go over friday afternoon ?

Difficult for Reilly as am manual worker, may have to fo over saturday or friday eve.......what about getting in are the passes at the gate and is it ok to take a normal car in before 6pm?

need to make a decision on tents

tents are up.

Good news........
Picture site up and running.
Location www.forestrownews.com look for war & peace show.
Password protected
email forestrow@btinternet.com
password beltring send me pics either your chips or email and i can put them on. bye
ideas for next year asap.
kitchen sounds good, thinking caps on. and thank you all, had fab time and still feel odd being home,

had word with french man who has military vehicles, am thinking of starting own milweb, have knocked together www.jeepcity.co.uk is the style conducive to war & peace, stylee. we could put gmc, weapons carriers sections, its free for sellers, ideas wanted regrds editor

hi thought we should maybee bring a book shelf for next year for the comics, not enough time was taken out for comic time. Also after speaking to tim, and adrians party, the idea for a projector is feesable........we have lab top ......screan no problem, just need inexpensive projector, or hire one and a perspex box to stop dust.....kitchen sink , drainer and work surface essential me thinks for cooking preperation and washing up... need to have a meeting about anything soon to justify drinking session regards ian

time to think about christmas party

good idea, if we are going to camp reilly or what ever it is called, how about the lads getting a camp together , a nice big fire, loads of booze and gat the ball rolling close to christmas, have to work it out so tim can make it? every one does pubs thought the wilds of pippingford might be a pleasant alternative, any views?

will be dark so no views

views are not essential, no phones after dark, no wimmen, and no pubs?..........
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I cant believe this is still going!! Had a look at the pics on the forest row web thingy (cool idea), we must have been nuts to stodg around in that shit, good pics though, i think the dog had the right idea. When I get the opportunity I will set up my computer so I can send pics.
Surely we must be able to meet up before X mas?
Hope everybody is well, see ya soon.

just watching and keeping tabs on you all , beltring just over 7 1/2 months away , an exact figure andy would be good !

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