Gophers, I mean golfers!
I have 22 confirmed killings in the past week. The course is taking shape. Johns, Michels and Platt are shooting in the 60's...Hokensen, Bob H. and the good Smith are shooting well, Schneider is cleaning up the money. Life can't get any better.
I'm licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.