Christian: "I feel like I am trying to sell semen at a whore house"

Oliver Platt: Making fun of Hearts and Scapels and a musical episode--"Something so gay should atleast be put off till season 5"

Christian: “Pineapple juice baby... makes a man’s shooty-shoot taste infinitely sweeter. It's natures guarantee of a second date."”

Christian: “We own Miami, right? So sooner or later we’re going to make this town our bitch too!”

Christian: "I'm a jack rabbit. I don't do slow & steady.
I've paid my dues and I want some overnight success!"