/m30738 : The rebates were not loans and they do not have to be paid back.

Yes, we may all have to pay higher taxes one of these days to pay for them, but individually, no, we are not going to have to pay for the rebates because we received them.

any union representd employee who votes for any republican

a: destitute of knowledge or education <an ignorant society>; also : lacking knowledge or comprehension of the thing specified <parents ignorant of modern mathematics> b: resulting from or showing lack of knowledge or intelligence <ignorant errors>

/m30737 So you're saying gas is going to like 8 dollars a gallon? Hey but don't worry with a democrite in there too, we'll have enough more illegal Mexicans here they can pull you from box to box with a Rickshaw! OZONE FRIENDLY and ALMOST FREE Transportation! New slogan, "VOTE OBUTTA! It's good for the environment!" HAHAHA!!!!!! So if he's elected I suppose Allah will then replace the "God", In "God" We Trust, on our money too!

yeah well nothing in life is free...cant squeeze blood out of turnips either.

SUPERsub* /m30736 It's just a loan. You have to pay it back.

K Carrier /m30735 And soon the presidency!

I kind of like Bush...he just sent me some money.(LOL)

/m30733 Don't the "Democrites" control congress! :}

ok.....how about some fun night jokes:

An old man in Louisiana owned a large farm for several years. He
had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he
fixed it up nice...picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and
peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five
gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with
glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women
skinny-dipping in his Pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the
deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until
you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies
swim naked. Or make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."


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Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to
the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked
Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her
mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.

Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor
was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and
spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and
asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought
about what she just saw.

Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there
in the first place......smack his behind again!"

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A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the
dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the
wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the state trooper
behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am
I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his
watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday.
If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never
heard before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Three years ago, my wife ran off with
a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper

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A little known fact:

A 2008 study by Texas A&M University found that the average American
walks about 900 miles per year.

Another study by the American Beer Institute found that Americans drink
an average of 22 gallons of beer a year.

This means, on average, Americans get approximately 41 miles per gallon.
Not bad!

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A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet.

The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady! Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"

The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."

The woman replied, "Don't be flattered... take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."

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FUN WITH PUNS

1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
7. 16.5 feet of silver in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling
8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
13. 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
17. 52 cards = 1 decacards
18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
22. 10 rations = 1 decoration
23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
25. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms
26. 4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital= 1 IV League

billy whit /m30732 I don't think we need to worry about gas prices now. It is too late for that. You SHOULD have thought about them BEFORE you voted for asshole bush. Jmoho

To aLL//Hi, // DRILL HERE, DRILL NOW// Billy, You Global warming nitwits
are going to be paying 8 dollars a gal for gas, and the postal service is going to give you 5-6 if your lucky, Billy

^X^X^// hi, Do you think cell-phones are causing Global warming? I hear that in many places fireworks are banned because of global warming, ??
LMAO, Are you buying the Global warming thing? Billy

^x^x^//30725// hi my friend, Hope you are having a great weekend? I am,
You have to remember that you are talking to rural carriers, and 90%
of them are afraid of everything, cell phones, dentists, clowns, see you
later, btw, did you notive how far back the rural dicussion board is?
They have nobody to hate, I need to start posting more, LOl, bILLY

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