Frankly our batting has been sh*te recently. So in the sure and certain knowledge that I am a fine athlete and a role model for the big 100, I have started a sort of private bulletin for us.
And Captain the German has contributed thoughts too. Perhaps you could all take a butchers and contribute something too. A few little rules:
Only nicknames please and no serious personal abuse (I mean we all know I like my Bakewell slice more even than Inzy, so that’s OK)
Fell free to call me and the German whatever you like (but only if you got at least 20 in the last week) and we both agree to shine your shoes with our tongues (50’s only) and finally I will not only wash and dry clean your kit but will personally buy anyone who gets ton in 2006 a bottle of Chrystal.