I have just found a toffee in my blazer pocket. It's a bit fluffy but you're welcome to it.

I am desperate to see you guys again....the scent of lycra against flesh is a sure fire gig winner.....that organ fondler is a real woman magnet too!

look, when will a new message be posted, i'm feeling a bit lonely

IS THIS RIGHT THAT NO NEW MASSAGE HAS BEEN POSTED THIS THE LAST NEW MESSAGE.
WHEN ARE YOU PLAYING FURTHER EASTWARD ( NOT RUSSIA, AS THAT'S FAR TO EASTWARD)
BEST WISHES ON YOUR FUTURE GIGS, EXCEPT THE ONE'S MORE EASTWARD, THEN PERCHANCE I COULD WISH YOU ALL THE BEST PERSONALLY.

Mr. Green, it's wonderful to hear such gushing comments. Yes, the technical hitch..was that where we forgot to turn the vocals on? Always breaks the ice. Incidentally, I was suprised you were able to walk unaided after the amount of alcohol you consumed..

WHAT A GREAT GIG AT THE LIFEBOAT, IN ST. IVES. WE REALLY ENJOYED THE PERFORMANCE. I LOVED THE COMEDY TECHNICAL HITCH ROUTINE, AND THE SUPRISE BONGO PLAYER SEALED, WHAT FOR US WAS A MEMORABLE NIGHT. I THINK I'VE SEEN THAT KEYBOARD PLAYER SOMEWHERE ELSE ONCE!WHEN ARE YOU PLAYING FURTHER EAST, IN MORE ADVANCED AREAS OF THE SOUTH WEST.

Did anyone find an eye at the gig?. I lost one and am having difficulty breathing.

Deputy Dawg, I think you're a Klutz.

We're back in april. We've added few numbers to the set and some new clothes!

Loved the band! When are you back (at the Lifeboat)?

Hi, Enjoyed the gig on Sat at the Lifeboat. Who was the bongo player?....dishy!.

Great set, but more people should have been there..
see you next time!!

Sam

Inks, please go to the surreal website. Thanks for the serious messages! Now bugger off Inks, You heap of gnat's manure. Oh, damn. Hang on Inks, wait for me!

As bass dep of the band,, I'm overwhelmed at the prospect of playing at the Lifeboat next Feb. I'm growing my hair and spiff has supplied me with keys.

Inks

Dear Spiff and Co.
Just a quick e-mail to thank you ever so much for a great night at our civil partnership evening at Tregenna Castle Hotel.
Sorry its taken so long, but we've been really busy. Everyone really enjoyed the music, the performance was brilliant. Both myself and Kat had the best day of our lives and it was great to finish off the day with a great night!! I think we finally got to bed about 4am! Hopefully we're get to see you some time in the future at one of your gigs. Anyway, A BIG THANK YOU once more. All our love Sadie and Kat. xx

Hello all in the band, thankyou for a great night.
Everyone said how much they enjoyed your music, we all had a great time
and with your performance made it a great day to remember, thanks again Regards
Dave Illman

um.... i cant think of anything to say

i'd just like to say that as a lady i really do find you all most attractive.

just realised that i havent written anything on the forum yet. so here goes.............

Excellent name change! The music sounds MUCH better now!!

You're lying. There was no-one else there.

I saw you at the Railway the other day and thought you were really good.

Except Cyclops, who's a good mate of mine.

Was it really THAT obvious!

I know where you're coming from, Sammy. My thoughts exactly. Anyone would think that you are party to in-band conversations, or that you were actually in the band! Mmmmm..... Anyway, INFERNO INKERNOW ( meaning a huge burning thing in Cornwall) might be fuller and more rounded, or KERNOW INFERNO ( meaning Cornwall burning thing ). Now, where's that beer........

Just like you dropped your middle name, eh? mmm, something fishy going on Mr. "Davies". i don't trust people with only one eye.

Why don't you drop the Disco and just call yourselves "InKernow".
Seems a bit confusing having Disco in the name; you're a live band not a DJ or a disco, even though I've heard you play some crackng disco stuff. With "InKernow" you retain some identity and it's a bloody good name, like Incubus, Infidel, Invaders, Insomnia, etc etc. Oh yeah, and the Silver Beatles wised up to....they wern't, and neither are you. Just a thought.

Ace gig at St. Agnes. Agree with old swivel-hips - could do with some T-Connection. When are you at the Blue Bar?

hey, scensters, when you gonna stop playing with yerselfs, and start playing sum real "disko" music. mcrae, kc. t.connection, 10,000 volts,
see me after skoool you naughty group you.....

Dear Deirdre,

I saw Nigel at the Lifeboat and ooooh, - oh sorry, wrong forum.

Lifeboat Inn, St Ives.
Thanks for the feedback Billy.
Really looking forward to playing St Ives again, and if it's anything like last Friday, it will be one hell of a night!

Well just hang on there Nige. I think the band played their part..

Cheers Steve. It was a brilliant night, made by those who came along to support us.

Brilliant gig at the lifeboat! I'll be there next time.

Children, children, children, enough squabbling. Now lets find a game that we can ALL play together.

Inks. Why don't you stop referring to body parts and fish which, for some strange reason, you view as "obscure", and try to think of something remotely amusing to say?

Inks, you're a large flightless bird. Do as Wal says and infect the other forum.

I'm sorry to blacken this gift of cleanliness and normality with a glint of obscurity. I wobble my half buttered flippers at your Kitchen.

Of course, doesn't everyone? Anyway you're on the wrong forum, mate. Go to the surreal forum, I'm sure you'll be more at home there.

I'm the official dep and therefore have a rightful claim to some typespace.

Did you know that your testicles (if you are a man) move in perfect syncronisation with both your nostrils and your ovipositor?

a big thank you to the chap at the Railway Inn who gave us the lights. We owe you a beer.

don't be a clammy haddock and get straight back to the surreal forum.

When the moon is in the southern sky, Davros.

Yes, all this is very well, but when WILL there be a harvest for the world?

No, but you have been many times. That's how you ended up in that friggin wheelchair. Dork.

But have you been arsed?

What about me? I have been known to sing on the odd occasion.

Sorry Edward, that wasn't me. We have two new songs to put on the site as soon as Anna can be arsed to do the vocals.

When I can be arsed to learn some.

When will new songs be posted on the web site please?

Not even half!

It's YOU who is the imposter. I'm off to the police immediately.

that wasn't me,you're an imposter.i will press charges if i find out who you are.

Not 'alf

Are my legs really that good?

Boobs

Was that you Nige? Sorry mate, only joking. It's true though, I'm off there right now.

Ok. Sorry Wal.

fuck off back to the other forum where you belong! it's where i go when i'm feeling foolish,childish and immature.

Breasts

Yes

...am i depping on 31 Dec or 31 Jan???

Brian

We saw you at the Red Lion last night and wanted to say how great you were. Cheers!

Ah, but I'm the sexiest.

I'm kinda sexy , huh?

Why didn't you play Dreadlock Holiday for me

Well, you cover them well - I've never noticed, although I've never been that close (sigh). Also, size doesn't matter to me.

I think you'll find that the guitarist has had grey hair for quite some time! As for grown , do you mean in height or ability?

Your guitarist has not only grown but has sprouted grey hair and plays an outrageous pink guitar.

Should this comment be on the "real" forum or is it a little on the blithe side?

Yes , indeed , just returned from there myself . Very strange it was too . This forum is , after all , supposed to be sensible .

Far too sensible chaps! I'm off to the dark side..

Cheers for that Wal. Trust you're enjoying the festivities. Quite fancy a tipple m'self NYE...what's the latest on the accommodation Anna / Jon?
Will try and call in at MM Weds Spiff, see what's available.

Just like to wish the rest of you a happy new year and here's hoping you have a good gig on new year's eve . I won't be there in body , but will be in spirit . In fact , by the time you start playing I'll be that full of spirit I won't give a fuck where I am !! Seriously though , have a good'un guys and see you Jan 12th if not before .

I agree with all of Wal's message although they danced all the way through the first set. if we get a drummer, might we need percussion too?

Good gig at Trenython Manor last night . Everyone got hammered and totally ignored us . By the end they were dancing around broken glass , nice . Still , we learned a lot . It may be time to try a real drummer (again).

I like disco music and wearing disco clothes.

Oh, hello

Hello disco fans.

Ah, i found you. My favourite Disco records are:-
Gonzales :- Haven't stopped dancing yet
Shirley & Company :- Shame,Shame,Shame
Edwin Starr :- Contact
TConnection :- Do what you wanna do
& The Trammps :- Hold back the night.
i might look in Morrish's Fish bar later. Bi bi

Hello Readers, well Big Brenda ..... oooohhhh sorry i'm on the wrong forum. traa traa xxxxx

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