Dear Spiff and Co.
Just a quick e-mail to thank you ever so much for a great night at our civil partnership evening at Tregenna Castle Hotel.
Sorry its taken so long, but we've been really busy. Everyone really enjoyed the music, the performance was brilliant. Both myself and Kat had the best day of our lives and it was great to finish off the day with a great night!! I think we finally got to bed about 4am! Hopefully we're get to see you some time in the future at one of your gigs. Anyway, A BIG THANK YOU once more. All our love Sadie and Kat. xx

As bass dep of the band,, I'm overwhelmed at the prospect of playing at the Lifeboat next Feb. I'm growing my hair and spiff has supplied me with keys.

Inks

Inks, please go to the surreal website. Thanks for the serious messages! Now bugger off Inks, You heap of gnat's manure. Oh, damn. Hang on Inks, wait for me!

Hi, Enjoyed the gig on Sat at the Lifeboat. Who was the bongo player?....dishy!.

Great set, but more people should have been there..
see you next time!!

Sam

Loved the band! When are you back (at the Lifeboat)?

We're back in april. We've added few numbers to the set and some new clothes!

Deputy Dawg, I think you're a Klutz.

Did anyone find an eye at the gig?. I lost one and am having difficulty breathing.

WHAT A GREAT GIG AT THE LIFEBOAT, IN ST. IVES. WE REALLY ENJOYED THE PERFORMANCE. I LOVED THE COMEDY TECHNICAL HITCH ROUTINE, AND THE SUPRISE BONGO PLAYER SEALED, WHAT FOR US WAS A MEMORABLE NIGHT. I THINK I'VE SEEN THAT KEYBOARD PLAYER SOMEWHERE ELSE ONCE!WHEN ARE YOU PLAYING FURTHER EAST, IN MORE ADVANCED AREAS OF THE SOUTH WEST.

Mr. Green, it's wonderful to hear such gushing comments. Yes, the technical hitch..was that where we forgot to turn the vocals on? Always breaks the ice. Incidentally, I was suprised you were able to walk unaided after the amount of alcohol you consumed..

IS THIS RIGHT THAT NO NEW MASSAGE HAS BEEN POSTED THIS THE LAST NEW MESSAGE.
WHEN ARE YOU PLAYING FURTHER EASTWARD ( NOT RUSSIA, AS THAT'S FAR TO EASTWARD)
BEST WISHES ON YOUR FUTURE GIGS, EXCEPT THE ONE'S MORE EASTWARD, THEN PERCHANCE I COULD WISH YOU ALL THE BEST PERSONALLY.

look, when will a new message be posted, i'm feeling a bit lonely

I am desperate to see you guys again....the scent of lycra against flesh is a sure fire gig winner.....that organ fondler is a real woman magnet too!

I have just found a toffee in my blazer pocket. It's a bit fluffy but you're welcome to it.

HALO MY FREINDS ITS ME , STEPHAN AGAIN. I ALSO HAVE THE PROBLEM WITH THE NEXT GIGGS PAGE, WHER DO I GO NO.