Speaking of bad writers and trout of doom, here's wingnut extraordinaire Jeff Goldstein. I read the whole thing because I am very bored. Peeyew!

I might not know everything about Disney, but what I lack in knowledge, I make up for with the shinanegains, more often than not involving that large trout.
Beats research!

We should all take a hint from the Gontermaster of writing and just insert Trouts of Doom in our posts whenever:
1) we receive a comment.
2) we don't understand something.
3) we're lacking in knowledge of something.
4) whenever we're starving for attention, when even a halfhearted LOL will make our spirits rise and make us glad to be alive

But back to the Wiki post:
Anyone else catch that that godawful sketch was for the Glenn Beck Insider Forums? Boy, I bet Beck's just creaming his slacks knowing that someone with an obtuse sense of humor and a shitastic drawing style drawed him some fancy art! Gontie's probably readying himself for an onslaught of conservative pundits slavering over his Trout of Doomy goodness!

Kisso: Okay, you know the rules, Mister. If you don't do what I say, I'll demote you.
AdamPackbell: And I'll slap you around with my Trout of Doom{cc}

At this point a lot of other pirates were LOL-ing.

Kisso: Keep it up and I'll expell you from the crew.
AdamPackbell: And I'll *still* slap you around.

By this point, even Lady Kisso was laughing.

Davey? They weren't LOLing at your cute shenanigans.

Tis Spring, and a young man's fancy lightly turns to a new Comments page {cc}.

I want a Kilgore Trout of Doom.

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