Right. Lets go back to message number 3, then, and examine just where exactly it all went so horribly, horribly wrong. It's from nige emery, and it all sounds perfectly innocent to me - "oh, cheers for that. I think you're fab too.". Clearly though, it was enough to change the path of some of todays greatest lateral thinkers.

Yes, Malkie, you're right. I blame Wally and his group of male followers. I find them quite distasteful, what with their make-up, handbags and clarinets.

That Emery character; isn't he related to Dick?

What, Sue's brother? Oooh, you are awful..

cant believe you guys are still writing on this forum!!! ha ha ha WHATEVA!!!!!

I do believe that there should have been a Disco in Kernow???

Oh!! Disco in Kernow!! I get it now!

Do any of you have one breast slightly larger than the other? I have, and I'm not to proud to admit it. Does anyone else have one thing larger than the other?

I think one of my livers is a bit smaller than the other.

hey it's my birthday, i've got two lots of presents in two days.does anybody want to swap some underpants for a ladies pair of stockings.

I have some nail clippers and a bag of clippings if you're interested

LOOK I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND THE UPCOMING GIG DATES ON YOUR WEBSITE, WHERE DO YOU LOOK FOR IT. MMMmmm PERHAPS THAT'S NOT SURREAL ENOUGH||||

BONJOUR YOU LITTLE DEVILS, I SEEM TO BE UNABLE TO FIND YOUR NEXT GIG DATES ON YOUR WEB SITE AS WELL,

I FART IN YOU'RE GENERAL DIRECTION YOU INCOMPETANT LITTLE DEVILS, PA!!!!

EVENING MY FREINDS, I AM FROM DANMARK, EXCUSS MY WRITTINGS PLEASE. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF THE MEN IN THE BAND CHANGING THIER CLOTHS WITH THE WIMEN, TO FORM DISCOINKENOWCROSSDRESSINGBAND, YES!!!!

You animal food trough wiper...