Jist haepened upon this site by mustake.Ah hae bin oot oh touch wae the Scottish patois fur a lang time but the story oh yous yins geed me sic a good laf ah neerly pust me breeks!
Oh the best ya twoh wee slappers!

'Twas awfy nice tae hear fae ye, a hiv tae tell ye, but wur no really a pair o' slappers, so dinnae bother peein nae breeks ower the likes o' us.
I's bin some time sic onibody's even bin spaikin tae us, so there ye go - yer the furst we've hud in a while! Gone yersel!

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Haw Senga hen,
hope yer dain oki pet. Ah ken, ah ken, its bin a long time bit uv been fair busy so ah huv. Wit wae wurkin the wains fae the Raploch an'ah tell ye, wit a crackin bunch oh bairns they ur, an wae helpin oot wae the learners fae Stirlin ma heid's been in a burl so it hus.
Uv even moved hame n'aw! No as grand as it wiz afore bit beggars canny be choosers. Ye'll hae tae take a hurl up the M8 when yer biddin wae yer maw fur a while un even stay a wee whilie. Uv goat a braw new hair do tae, disnae make me look oany slimmer mind. Och a jist cannae keep aff the chocolate these days.

Here, wits this Excile oan here? Pissin their breeks oar summit? Ah cannae unnerstoan wit fur. Can twa lassies no hae a wee blether wae oot upsettin folks oany mair. Ah think they shid make an appointment fur the doc like, ah wid be fair worried masel!! Here, maybe we shid advise them tae use thae 'Tenna Lady' yer aye usin, can ye no mind? When ye were aye daen that very same thing? Aye, they worked wunners an tae be honest, ah hae a wee box unner the sink in the bathroom jist in case.
Och well, better hit ma pit, been a lang day so it has. Keep in touch hen, if a dinnae see ye thro the week ull see ye thro the windnae.
BTW, hows the wee problem daen? Ye ken....thon rash ye hud. Ah dinnae like tae mention it like bit, uv bin fair wurried. Let me ken about aw yer gen.
Take care pet,
Agnes x

Agnes, doll! Yer alive an weel!! A thocht ye hid gang aff wae a sailor!
An' ye've flittit tae a new hoose? Michty me, a cannae believe it, hen, fur wur dain the exact same oorsels aroon aboot the Glesga Fair! Wur no goin faur, jist a wee bitty up the street fae where we ur the noo, an oor Anna's gittin tae keep this hoose oan fur hur an the wean an that.

A saw yon telly programme aboot the Raploch weans, it wis fair guid, a tell ye. Am gled yer helpin oot a bit an a kin see thur a grand lot despite thur ha'in they junkies aboot thum.

The toon's bin gie busy recently, whit wae folks moovin and runnin aff wae each ither's men! A tell ye, the soaps hae nought oan us an am thinkin am livin in a telly script the noo!! Bit a'll tell ye aw aboot it when we catch up noo a ken yer in contact again.

Kin ye mind a telt ye aboot ma new joab? The wan a dae fae hame? Am sellin stuff ower the Internet, hen, so a mur! An a think yur needin tae git yersel ower ther tae see whit it's aw aboot. I goat stertit through yon cyberdosh thingey, it's www.cyberdosh.co.uk the address ye kin fun it oan. It's FREE, an ye kin gab oan there and sell yur crap an buy a load mair crap wae whit yer makin aff yer ain crap. A kid ye no, it's lik goin tae a carboot sale waeoot hain tae hae a motor!

Oniways, am gonnae go noo an see whit a kin fun tae buy fur oor Erchie's needin a pullover an a pair o' braces - am shair thu'll hae thum oan there cheap.

By the way, tho wee rash problum a hid his fair clear't up weel... a wis allergic tae ma new nylon nightie!!! Ye ken thon see-through number a telt ye aboot, aw black an flouncy an it neer gied oor Erchie a stroke! Well, a flung it oot, or did a flog it oan eBid, a cannae richt mind, an it's the auld flanelette goonies fur me noo! A guess thur's nae disguisin the fact wur jist gittin auld!

Talk tae you soon,
Senga

Haw Agnes, ur ye oot ther?

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Edited by author 11-07-2007 08:56 PM
Haaaaaaw Senga!

Wull wid ye credit it! Yer moving hoose an so a mar! Aye, flitted tae Bonnybridge! Ah ken, ah ken bit it wiz tha or bein kicked oot oan oor erses or find a new place tae bide. Bob wiz made reduntant yit again an we couldnae git another hoose fae the cooncil well; no a guid wan oanyway. So, we're in some butt n ben right in the middle oh Bonnybridge, ah can tell yae there's some choice characters here hen. Will ye no hae a wee hurl tae see ma crackin hoose? Crackin bein the appropriate wurd hen fur it's a pit, never been in such a mankie hoose Noo that's bad fur me tae say it cause ye ken am no really that hoose prood.
I'll take ye doon the local fur a wee swallie an efter a few, tho local laddies arnie as pig ugly as ye furst think.
A ken ye were always goan on aboot thon UFO's in Bonnybridge but am beginnin tae think aw them stories ur a load oh shite (can a say thon wurd??) It's only they men oan the swallie or the weans poppin happy pills that seem tae see thum. Dinnae fret hen, um keepin a watchful eye when a go tae pit the rubbish oot every nite!
Aye well, gies a yell doon thon mobile that's ayewiz stuck in yer erse pocket, ull no be surprised if it draps doon the lavie wan day!
Take care Senga, we'll huv tae git the gither!!!

Agnes xxx

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Git yer erse back oan this site hen, feel like um bletherin oan tae ma sel'the day. Ah ken ah dae that oanyways bit u've got sum news. U'll git oan the blower the night an tell ye aw aboot it but had tae try oot ma new toy. No that sort o' toy hen fur goad sake, a computer!! Wan a kin play aboot wae an kin watch Jeremy kyle at the same time. (Um still talkin aboot ma computer Senga!!) It's no very comfy oan ma lap mind you even although it says that oan the boax!
So, it's comin up fur Christmas an ma wee joab has ended doon the Raploch. Ah wurked it oot that wae bus rides in an oot tae Stirlin it wiz costin me more than whit ah wiz earnin. Only took me 3 months tae wurk that wan oot!! Aye, cleanin wisnae ma cup o' tea oanyways, its no ma 'fortae' as ye ken Senga lol. Ah dinnae ken whit ull git up tae but it wull be grand tae dae sumthin nearer hame.
Oh by the way, dae ye mind thon website aw aboot us? Ah dinnae think its got ma right email address oan it cause u've oanly hud wan email fae a laddie in Italy! Ah thocht it wiz fae a lassie like, sayin they fancied me rotten by the way! Andrea's a lassies name is it no? But when they wur goan oan an oan aboot ma erse, ma jaw near hit the lobby flair!! Well, ah chatted tae mae neiboor Betty aboot it an she near wet hur knickers, hee haw an laughin! Ah near decked hur wan so ah did. But noo ah ken it wiz a laddie well, that cheered me up no end. Where's the Scottish laddies tho? Bloody Italy, it's no as if ye kin gang oot fae a coffee an scone wae oot bein noticed like. The auld man wid be waitin fur his tea fur a gie long time an that's no lie!
Right hen, better git busy, as usual ma ironin pile isnae gettin oany smaller. Let's see if we can git the gither afore Christmas eh?
Love tae aw,
Agnes x