I'm suddenly strangely curious as to who I owe mine to. Huh. Absolutely no idea. Ah well. I do know that C.S. Lewis can be blamed for my obsession with epic fantasy.

Yes. Writing well starts with reading well. I personally owe a lot of my writing style to Larry Niven.

Davey needs to have his internet access limited. Maybe instead he should read something OTHER than comic books; you never know, he might learn something. God knows that's how I picked up my (lack of?) writing skills.

We've ALL seen hypnoanime.

We are simply unable to recall it.

(for more information, visit alt.crackpot.conspiracist.animation.japan)

Sometimes Davey's writing seems like a Babelfish translation.

How can she tell her underwear hasn't been touched?

"Hm, there is a painful stinging feeling in my private female area, but my underwear is untouched, so I must be fine"

I'm still trying to parse the 4-star hotel line.... @_@
I think it MIGHT be comprehensible after another drink...

I have no idea what Hypnoanime is and if it's even an anime subgenre with its own fandom, but if it is and even THEY didn't give Copper much shrift.... yep, sounds like a normal day for Davey.

... that weird hypno-therapy Davey seems to be obsessed with.

Isn't it obvious? Davey would KILL to have the ability to influence people's minds so as to make everyone LOVE him. Getting an harem this way would obviously be appealing too, with all the control involved. No matter things like BEING TOTALLY FUCKING CREEPY.

Edited by author 12-13-2005 12:48 AM
Davey:
Not unlike anything she hasn't experienced outside of a 4-star hotel

Okay, I'm sure he means "it was like being in a four-star hotel." But doesn't his phrasing come out more as "like something she never experienced while not being in a hotel"?

And, in case you forgot, 5-star hotels in Davey's world rent for $95 a night. Four-star ones probably take deposit cans.

Any suggestions as well as means to continue this will be greatly appreciated

Would "get a spell check, and for God's sake learn to write in a consistent past or present tense!" be appreciated?

edit:
the hypnoanime group

I accept that there will always be things, like world history or advanced science, that I will never have the time to fully grasp. But it's also clear that if I live a thousand lifetimes, I'll never even hear all the names of Fucked-Up Japanese Obsessions.

There's a nice little bit of insanity here on Davey's forum

It's not as good as the Shazell stuff, unfortunately. Just a blatant Tuxedo Mask ripoff and some more of that weird hypno-therapy Davey seems to be obsessed with. I dunno about you guys, but I'd rather work through my problems on my own instead of having some creepy guy in a mask poking around in my head. But that's just me.

In other news, I need to get a life.

has your site been hacked again?

Huh?
(fixes it)
That's weird...Maybe it's my FTP acting up?

Sorry, Ernst. Zef, yes, acid pee... moving on.

Bill, has your site been hacked again? All it loads is the 'What if?' links and the rest is blank.
Luckily this message board remains cached...

Er... I've been off for 3 days. That was Zef with the acid-pee thing (which it is, technically, right?). Zef also said as long as science doesn't hear of the reef that appears every so often off the Innsmouth shore and wants to check it out, which makes him the best person in all of Mexico in my estimation.

I'm pretty sure police cars have uncomfortable hard plastic back seats precisely because of the urine-soaked aspect of many passengers. Frankly, I came near to soiling myself looking at the hideous christmas clown "print", so I totally get what's going on with that guy.

I have no idea how this strip, supposedly sketched in HB grade pencil(the most standard pencil hardness - they go from 2F(VERY hard and thin) to 9B(very soft and dark, akin to charcoal)) is meant to differ from his usual 'can't be arsed to ink this so I shall just pencil it like that GOD Fred Gallagher does in Megatokyo *comes in pants* technique.

Maybe for this one he didn't use the stumps to ...not blend it or something.

I agree, Ernst. Acid pee is more interesting. Pity HE'D never think of that.

Edited by author 12-11-2005 12:53 AM
Yay! i win a kittie point. ten kittie points get you a kittie star. ten kittie stars get you a FREE... uh.. dunno. something. maybe a Gonterman-like drawing that i can do.

I think the harness thing is to keep anyone or anything from touching pee dude, since prolly his pee is radioactive, or acid like alien blood. I also thought Dav. was trying to make a joke, but damn, acid pee is way cooler so i'm going to go with that, even if it gives Davey a degree of coolness.

I was going to say that HB is the graduation in art pencils that is more sensible to use, and that most regular pencils are in that range too, but now i'm wondering if Hanna-Barbera didn't have a pencil that always drew an exact Yogi, and a pencil that always drew an Exact Fred F. and one that...

/no, i'm not high on anything. Oh, how i HATE hanna-barbera's old stuff. except Johnny Quest. he ruled so hard. except when in the radio they had you guess a theme and you'd win a gamecube, and no one could guess it, and i KNEW it was JQ's theme (with all the trumpets and drums) but the call never came through, and once they answered and the person on the other side hung up right away, and i felt terrible since i think it was me who hung up because i was dialing obsessively in an attempt to get the call to come through, and i'll never know and that'll be a weigh on my soul forever, and man, was JQ even a HB Show? man, is Kingdom Hearts 2 even out already? in the end a girl as old as me guessed correctly and said the 'cube would be for her boyfriend whose birthday was that day, the lucky cat.

Woo, Zef, I'll bet you called the "scream obscuring a badly-drawn face" thing perfectly.

I note that, again, someone (in this case, the Kitling) is positioned as if performing oral sex. You'd think that Mr Clinton Jobs himself would be aware of this.

Davey: I had to make this a quick shade with just HB pencils.
Yes...it looks so much...different...than your usual random scribbles, yes.
Does HB stand for Hanna Barbera? Even Yogi would cringe at this art.

Zef:I like how the 'MELODY!' thing completely covers said girl's face
It looks like her head's exploded.

Woman: OH MY BABY, ARE YOU ALRIGHT??
Scar: Oh, you must be her mother.

yyyep, we're dealing with a genius here.

So why does Pee-pee boy have to be trussed up like Hannibal Lecter when, mere pages ago, he was BEGGING to be taken away and locked up?

I think the HAZMAT van is Davey's...*cough*ATTEMPT* at a rea, live joke.