Bill:It will, I agree, be much less funny if he crashes and burns and has to go back to Pontoon Beach.
..what if he had to go back because his new landlord is a terrorist-lovin' DEMOCRAT and Davey demonises him into a real-life Sache Hawkins? THAT would be funny ;)

The potentially bad part is that if he DOES figure out that it takes a FULL-TIME job to support oneself, it may mean less bad art for us to mock.
Maybe he could try call centres. My best friend Jet Wolf worked for one for years on night shift and earned pretty damn good money for it. It meant she had to deal with a lot of idiots(which she lovingly chronicled at Operators Standing By), though. Somehow I doubt Davey would have the patience or people skills to deal with over-the-phone customer service.
Mickey D's pays only minimum wage, right? I somehow don't think it would be POSSIBLE to live on a burger-flipper's wage, could it?

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So poor Jim can't even have his own BODY anymore? Even a disembodied head would be better than the XTREME MANBOOBS frame.
I don't know WHO 'Kurt Angle' is or WHAT he's 'wiping off' to - the burglar rubbing up against the cop's leg or Scar doing yet ANOTHER 'splayed leg' pose. At least she's covering her crotch this time.

And why is it that every child who encounters one of his characters looks utterly terrified?

We.. ARE still in the convenience store, right? Wouldn't the omnipresent security cameras show Scar's delicate handiwork? I'm STILL not sure why she's hiding!

Reading his author's notes might explain why he's always borderline begging for cash to fund his online activities - he's probably been saving every cent he earns for the deposit and moving fees.

Happy Birthday Zefiel :)

Happy Birthday Zefiel!

Poptarts all round!

Happy birthday Zef! Love and joy and kittens to you!

I just wrote the following sentences:

"It says in the Poetics, “tragedy is a representation, not of men, but of action and life, of happiness and unhappiness-and happiness and unhappiness are bound up with action" (Dorsch39). In Hamlet, the ghost of Hamlet’s father performs the action of telling Hamlet that Claudius is a murderer. Hamlet in turn performs the action of feigning insanity."

Mercy killing now, please.

Happy Birthday, Zef! May you dream of marshmallows and, uh... other good stuff that you like!

Bill: Four attempts to leave home? I haven't made any attempt to leave yet. I have an excuse though: I'm still in college. And since I've changed my major, it's going to be a little while longer until I can escape (but I hope it's before I turn 25).

Happy b-day, Zef~

Lavender Gray: Senior research paper, huh? I remember doing that. I had to do mine with a geography professor, though... and I was a history major at the time. That's what I get for wanting to write about Imperial China in a department where the professors all did Western European and American history. The geo professor was the only one who knew ANYTHING about East Asia. Anyway, good luck to you.

Kurt Angle. Yes, this must be to whom he's referring (apparently Davey thinks that he'd be impressed by Scarlett's wrestling), and no, it really doesn't explain the "wiping off."

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