"I'm in the morgue!"

Oh, yes, very funny. "Who wants phones to work on the Tube? I'll just have to put up with people talking... no thanks!"

I can think of a couple of hundred people who very badly wanted to make emergency calls, when those bombs went off.

Time, I think, to stick pins into the rail authorities... Internet access is no longer a luxury, made available only to those with deep pockets. It's a basic part of our civilization, and it should be available under ground.