Well, there's one more thing he's got no direct experience with-- martial arts. Sticking a closed-mouth syllable on the end of something like that is going to bottle up the power, rather than direct it outward. None of those weird vocalizations Bruce Lee made ended in consonants, did they?

*shakes head* I re-echo Bill's comment a while back that sometimes all I can feel for Gont is pure pity. I mean, there's VERY little he's ever done that he hasn't managed to get wrong or screw up in some way. He clearly has almost no emotional maturity and next-to-no life experience to allow him to actually develop INTERESTING characters and stories.
Some things, we can explain as genuine, not-uncommon learning disorders, like his dyslexia. But so much leaves no other conclusion that he's either the poster boy for Internet Losers or just batshit insane.
Every single thing he says only exposes a little more of how narrow and juvenile and limited his field of existence is.

Then I get over it, and go point and laff s'more ;)...

"Wait, wait! We're one of you--WE'RE ONE OF YOU! Goddammit, my 'I Hate Gold Stars Mothers' sign is ruined!"

I can only smile and giggle at that.

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So you heard about the Dr. BLT mp3s too, Bill? I was carousing the Sadly, No! blog and decided to comment on his being a psychiatrist. Or an alleged one, I should say.

I mean, if I were a psychiatrist, I wouldn't be spending my time trolling blogs. Unless it gave me some sick pleasure (if he is a real psychiatrist, then I would also have to guess that he got into the profession just to listen to people who are worse off than he is and pat himself on the back for being "so much better").

I finally (FINALLY!) started reading http://fafblog.blogspot.com/

I should have read this a lot sooner.

From Giblets' notes on "The Passion":

- Guards beat on Jesus when they arrest him. Serves him right for being a criminal - Giblets is "tough on crime."
- But before the trial, even more beating.
- And the beating continues.
- Y'know what our court procedures need here in America? More beatings.
- Oh, and now they're talking! Booooring. Get back to the beating!

So you heard about the Dr. BLT mp3s too, Bill? I was carousing the Sadly, No! blog and decided to comment on his being a psychiatrist.

I think one of his patients was Wesley Willis, and it rubbed off.

These people described as "finding food": http://news.yahoo.com/photo/050830/photos_...810_shxwaoma_photo1

This guy described as "looting food": http://news.yahoo.com/photo/050830/480/ladm10208301530

"Finding" food vs "Looting" food pictures:

Based on this photographic evidence, OBVIOUSLY one becomes more honest the more one uses sunscreen!
Just as one's disappearance becomes exponentionally more important the more attractive and middle class a white woman you become. Science has proved it!

New bimonth, new comments page. Carry this discussion on there.

Edited by author 09-02-2005 02:08 PM
I've been without internet access lately because I've been moving, so I've missed out on all the good Gontie stuff. :( I'll have to make up for it by linking to this. Peter has escaped the camel toe curse, but has somehow gained cleavage. Must have used too much pixie dust.

Re: Katrina: Anybody else read The Rude Pundit? I thought this this rant was really good. Right before I read it, I saw Bush in Biloxi hugging two photogenic black girls and pretending to be sympathetic. I finally turned the tv off. I just can't stand listening to the man anymore. It always makes me want to punch the tv, and that's just not fair to the poor tv.

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